URGENT: GAY LUKE SKYWALKER TRUTHERS WE NEED YOUR HELP!
luke, our iconic chanel boots boy, is losing the twink poll, WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN
VOTE LUKE!!!!!!!
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my husband ranks my f/os.png
things i love about this:
he has watched moon knight, yet didn't recognize jake lockley or marc spector
he does NOT know who rex is. he said he just likes that picture of dt hgfsdfhh
wtf did din do to him
i love who he put in 'my wife needs help.' it's everyone i expected him to put there
i thought 🪓❄️ would be in the last category tbh
WTF DID POE DO TO HIM
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god i need the algorithm to stop recommending lore olympus to me.
reframing a kidnapping of a woman as romance, and painting her mother as an overbearing shrew rather than rightfully worried and protective, and portraying the kidnapper as sympathetic ... what about my overtly feminist ass makes anyone or any algorithm think i'd enjoy ANY hades/persephone romance retellings.
at this point the only hades and persephone retelling i'm interested in is a retelling that focuses on demeter's love for her daughter. one where persephone's abduction and transition from kore, the maiden, to persephone, goddess of the dead and queen of the underworld, was one where she carries out a revenge fantasy against her abductor... She cannot fully escape the underworld, no; she is death, doomed by the narrative. Underground she will stay for half the year. But she will not subject herself to be trapped with him.
hades dies at dawn; hades dies in the spring light, by persephone's power, and a knife garnished with evergreen thistles. demeter holds him down, and persephone cuts the head. judith slaying holofernes; persephone slaying hades.
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Dude i love that Spitelout is finally getting the hate he deserves and lemme give another take on it
So Spitelout is clearly toxic, it's in his nature. It's what he breaths and speaks. And Snotlout can't be the only victim of this fact as we know he has a mom who clearly cares for him.
If Spitelout brings so much pain to his son, how much must he bring to his wife the moment she steps out of line, like when Snotlout does something Spitelout doesn't approve of? And how much must it hurt momma Snotlout to see her son be so abused by his father, man who was supposed to love and cherish him and teach him the good things?
Conclusion, im sure there's is a lot more abuse happening in the Jorgenson household, which absolutely sucks and we should burn Spitelout at the stakes
THIS THIS THIS YES
Like yeah!!! Snotlout's dad sucks from what we SEE, but Hiccup's house in RoB/DoB is seen like, what, 8 times? and hes the main character. We never get to really see whats going on in Snotlouts house. We see him in RoB/DoB out and about, and in rtte on the edge. He could be so much worse than we think and we'd never even know
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so after the prof cancelling like 8 classes in old english, losing quizzes and assignments and grades, never making expectations clear, barely explaining what he was teaching, etc, we didn't complete all of the things on the syllabus and i don't think i can. calculate my grade going into the exam?
there's supposed to have been 9 quizzes with the lowest mark of that 9 dropped; at my best count there was 6 and i have no idea if we can still expect that lowest drop
there was supposed to be two tests and no exam, but i suppose the exam is the second test bc having an exam was his plan from the start and the dept wouldn't allow it so he's doing it via loophole + we did do one test already
we completed 2 translations as expected but i won't have the second one returned before the final exam is due, so no idea how i did on that since i felt ok abt the first one and only got a 50
i also don't have my essay back, which was like 20% and the only thing i've felt confident abt all semester
multiple quizzes and assignments were returned with random numbers on them with no indication of what they were out of (i was given a quiz back with "12" written on the top? 12 out of what? 12%?)
can't find half of the quizzes- i don't think i even have them. i have 1, 3 and 6. we were emailed some of the marks, so they might be in my inbox somewhere? but i don't have the physical quizzes and can't use them to review or like. learn from them
also the prof is out of province rn i think. this is the third time this semester. so i can't meet w him to check up on this
like i need a 65 average in every course to stay in honours, if this course fucked it all up for me i'll lose it i really will. i THINK i'm over that but i have no fucking clue. and not to catastrophize but if i don't get a 65 i can't do my essay next semester and everything is completely set up for me to go do that already, and ofc then i won't graduate in spring and won't get the degree i worked my ass off and paid a fucking exorbitant amt of money for that i am almost finished. i hate this fucking school man
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rashford you're still my man but when we get home don't look at me
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