#HELP ME THIS FUCKING TWEET

[alienssstufff]

Your gegg is soooo cuteee 💘💘 I don't know how you do it but you draw this specimen perfectly

ty! the secret is egg :]

#ask stufff #stufffsart #slimecicle #gegg #qsmp #qsmp spoilers #so like this tweet (NOT fucking calling them xeets) has been haunting me for days its crazy #its crazy! like its funny yet horrendously true - the idea of gegg (q!Slime) constantly going through cycles of himself essentially dying #and being reborn again all over as something else #watch him grow and become the thing people want him to be only to exhaust himself at the end of the day helpless #gegg shrivels up and is helpless and needs others to help him rest and get back up again as much as Slime tries to do these things by himse #f CAN U HEAR ME OUT THEREEEE #stufff rambles

[cowboy-robooty]

#hetalia #aph #hws #aph germany #hws germany #aph romano #hws romano #draws #his username is italy_2 because italy is italy and someone stole italy_ before he could make an account #and his boss just said tough shit lol #my little sister gus helped me make this fake tweet.... idk how twitter works #i be like 'how do you ratio someone... whats a sign of ratio-ing?' #dw romanos not being ratioed because everyone wishes germany was dead too #hes just... low numbers bc nobody give a fuck abt his account

[arkiwii]

Kristen Arknights is giving me brainworms this cannot continue

Before Lone Trail, I was really convinced that "ah yeah so she's really evil", like what, she approved and conducted the Diabolic Experiment? She approved the experiment at Site #359 and was probably looking at the giant Hub from her window, presumably while eating popcorns, and when Saria arrived to scream at her "WHAT THE FUCK" Kristen just replied "Oh hey I knew you would solve it"? She also funded Loken's Watertank and collected his data on children experiments after he got arrested??

Any sane person would be calling her an egoist, a betrayer, a seeker, a loner

And yet, she was a pioneer.

Lone Trail dropped and now, I don't even know what to think anymore of this character. Like I don't approve what she has done, but also, I don't hate her. She put me into a state of mind I can't think straight anymore. This dog is TRULY fucked up.

She was obsessed, truly obsessed by her dream. She wanted to achieve what her parents had failed to do. She wanted to honor her family, to prove something to the world. To find the truth. To break the sky.

And she fucking did it. She absolutely did. She achieved it, she had done what nobody has ever done before. Regardless of the methods, regardless of morals and ethics, what she did was HUGE. That night, everyone on Terra looked up at the sky. She made a huge step forward, she revolutioned and changed things. The moment she pierced the starpod, a page in the history of the world had been turned, a new era has started. This event was major. And countless scientists will look up upon her, and for ages, her name will be praised.

And she did at what cost? Everything. Her own life, her friends.

I can't stop thinking about how much she tried to keep Saria away from her. I thought that Kristen was using Saria, that she didn't care about her, but actually it's... Something else. She does care about Saria, but it's Saria who was completely obsessed with Kristen. It's Saria who refused to let go. Of course, Saria devoted her life to protect Kristen, she wanted to stay with her until the very end. Kristen did not wanted it, she wanted Saria to continue to live on. It's her dream, and she's ready to die to achieve it. Not Saria's. Nor Muelsyse's.

I can't stop thinking about how she tried EVERYTHING to stop Saria. She studied her Arts, found ways to supress them, created Power Armors to neutralize them, she showed coldness to Saria to keep her away. But god, Saria was clingy as hell. If Kristen had to get to install a trap door in her spaceship SPECIFICALLY for Saria, that's to say how much Saria did not want to let go.

Saria was ready to die for Kristen, she was ready to stay with her until the very end. But Kristen always had in mind to go alone.

And in the end, she had to show Saria that she deserves to live, to continue, that there's still people who need her. Rhine Lab needs her. Ifrit needs her. Silence needs her. Rhodes Island needs her. She can't join Kristen like that. She can't die yet.

Even if Kristen was obsessed by her dream, she was still able to care enough for Saria and the people around her.

And god fucking damn I'm crying

Kristen is absolutely the best antagonist of all Arknights there's absolutely no way we can't do better, I'm standing on my ground

#I'm just throwing away my thoughts because I need to let them go #if you remember my post before about what I think of Saria and Kristen's relationship #I was very wrong #I really thought it was abusive/toxic #but actually it's SO complex #Jesus I wanna analyze this woman with a microscope #there's no cure for her #I'M BARKING AND SCREAMING #she said “oh yeah sciences requiees sacrifices ?” #“aight imma be this sacrifice then” #GOD SHE FUCKING DID IT #Lone Trail has been out for a week and I am still crying about it send tweet #arknights #help me

[essektheylyss]

guess who wrote one single scene for the first time in months? this bitch.

guess what that scene primarily consisted of? wizard spell mechanics.

guess what the scene prior to this one primarily consisted of? also wizard spell mechanics.

guess what the scene I'm scheduling myself to write tomorrow consists of? to no one's surprise, it's ALSO wizard spell mechanics!

#in probably related news i also had the thought today looking at some assignments like #'oh right i think most people don't get taught how to write a literature review in undergrad' #truly do not know why i ever try writing anything else. this is why all of my protagonists are fantasy academics. #need one of those dril budget tweet memes #'please help my plots are dying' #that's not true actually this book is just VERY magic mechanics heavy. it's actually very plot relevant. #i even wrote in some foreshadowing tonight. look at me fucking go. #megs is writing #okay I've eaten some ice cream and now I'm going the fuck to sleep. anyway.

[killa-trav]

the travis can't read shit is so fucking jarring like why do ppl act as if this man is the dumbest person ever

#when ppl realise that being intelligent isn't just academics #that will be the greatest day of my life #literally watch travis play football #the bills 13 second drive #all the plays he makes to get free #his ability to run a different route in a split second to get free #and literally everyone speaks so highly of his intelligence of the game #like so many ppl have said he's one of the best when it comes to helping others #but noooo bc he made some spelling mistakes on some tweets #n struggles to read he's apparently thick as shit #sorry it just annoys me bc i'm quite similar #in that i'm smart but not in an academic way in a critical thinking kinda way #n i struggle to read n spell but i'm not stupid #also yeh his emotional intelligence #is through the fucking roof

[iidsch]

more really good mp100 tweets I want to save

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 spoilers #not as many as i'd like bcs twitter search sucks and i keep getting older tweets #and in the recent tab everything is very mediocre stuff #anyway spoilers?? ahead but i imagine the next two episodes are going to be about mob being helped by the people he's helped #in a way to show how much everyone has grown thanks to him and come in full circle.... man this anime #also ???% mob is actually really unsettling and scary #ive also seen that the reason why ???% appears is bcs he acts like a defense mechanism? #like mob was so confident about confessing to tsubomi but then the accident happened #and i guess his train of thought was 'ive been working so hard to reach this goal and no one is going to ruin this for me' #and that's why ???% appeared - to protect him from being really hurt #although instead this is going to hurt him even more in the long run because now he'll have to deal with the pain of having hurt others #and yes!! im going to fucking say it but this is like omori protecting sunny but hurting him and others in the process #truly great minds (ONE and omocat) think alike

[butchdykekondraki]

repeating "you only had iced coffee today? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid" to myself like a mantra so i dont forget to eat more than just one(1) apple as a meal <- im winning against the ed (no the fuck im not)

#[ren] #ed mention #i hate that tweet its unironically helping me recover . literally what the fuck

[newvision]

People in my notes being angry at siken for saying he won’t speak about Palestine and Israel on Twitter is so funny to me. Imagine if performative activism on Twitter was not how people defined whether or not they like an artist. Imagine if people understood saying “I’m not qualified to publically judge this situation especially knowing that kids will take my opinion for fact” is a much more thoughtful and intelligent statement than reposting something in your Instagram story so you feel better about yourself and like you’re saving the world. No one gives a shit about your tweets or posts, they’re not changing anything except the way you feel about your role in all of this. Why do people need everyone to state every single fucking thought they have. People should shut up more especially when they know they’re not informed enough to make a considerate statement on something

#I get the feeling people want celebrities or famous people to make statements on everything so that they know what to think #like it doesn’t matter one fucking bit what this guy thinks? he thinks it whether he posts about it or not? the only difference is you #knowing it #it’s not like a tweet stating his opinion will help any of the suffering people? #it’s the same as posting a black square and thinking that’ll keep cops from shooting black People #I get the sentiment but you’re not actually helping you just put a check mark behind that problem cause you ‘did your part’ #i know people are going to come at me for this lmaoooo bring it on!!! #emmys thoughts

[lleclercism]

I'm so tired that everytime charles gets pole all the f1 content pages start talking about most pole without wdc, conversion to win, jokes about charles pole / max win

When other non red bull drivers get pole this season is always a moment of celebration, considering how dominant red bull are, but with charles it turn to a opportunity to mock him

And even him said in a interview yesterday that he doesn't get much excited for the poles anymore because Sunday is what matters. Last weekend he also talked about people focusing on the convention to win as a bad thing, when he simply doesn't have the car.

I feel like the way people and media are always focusing on this when he gets pole is also starting to make him enjoy less the poles he gets now

i noticed that too! when he immediately went on about his pole vs win conversion and the only reason why he knew that is because he saw that topic being all over twitter during austin and has not been able to stop talking abt that stat, or ask ppl to stop talking abt that stat in general

i think it comes from the fact that ferrari is one of the most iconic and well-known brands, everyone who knows abou f1 KNOWS about ferrari, so if charles gets pole is not about him, is about FERRARI being on pole; and when he doesn't win, it's not about ferrari losing, it's about CHARLES losing. it's also bc charles himself is one of the most beloved drivers and just his face is very marketable so he despite him not having a wdc title, he is everywhere, and that means more eyes on him specially on sundays

i wish ppl would put some respect on his name, because he has been very consistent with this driving throughout the years and has been one of the drivers that has challenged max the most (who drives the most dominant car on the grid) despite never having a dominant car himself. idk at the end of the day it also falls on ferrari not being a circus so their drivers don't make fun of themselves on the track, but that's a whole other topic lmao

#i would say not to worry abt it too much bc who gaf abt what blue check marks say on twitter but #i also get mad asf when i read dumb impression-farm tweets LOL #what helps me sleep at night is charlie wdc soon 😁😁❤️❤️❤️ (im not delusional) #i also know whenever charles reads those kinds of tweets it fuels him even more to prove em wrong so #asks #ALSO the 'charles pole -> max win' THING IS SOO ANNOYING LIKE WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THE GUY WITH THE FASTEST CAR WINS EVEEY RACEEEE #when he started like p or whatever last week and ppl were like oh charles lost again 😂 as if max didnt have to go through 2 merc 2 ferraris #and a mclaren like its not his fucking fault either 😭

[laniidae-passerine]

this has just been on my mind bc I was going thru @webbywill’s Gotham lb tag n saw some posts about it but i was trying to remember which characters zsasz was weird™️ about n the ones I can remember are

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! because everyone is weird about Jim

Barbara, when she was being held hostage by Falcone and he was watching her

Oswald, as Oswald can’t have a normal relationship with another man and also whatever is happening between Zsasz and the boss + right hand man dynamic

Adult Ivy? technically enthralled, so ambiguous on this point

Ed, especially when he helped him bring down Butch because what the hell did Ed say or do to convince him to be part of that plot. what’s going on there you bisexual freaks

Tabitha, when he suggested he ought to “pat [her] down for weapons”

Sofia Falcone, but that was likely misplaced emotions about her dad. Freud wins again?

Alvarez, literally said it. king.

#am I forgetting someone else? #also incredibly funny to me we have three couples (Jim/Babs + Babitha + Riddlebird) on this list #like man cannot help himself from seeing a couple and going ‘hey you guys want a third???? too bad you’re getting one’ #he’s like that one tweet. why are threesomes about just sex. I want to insert myself into couples’ arguments too #but also he wants to fuck them #he’s so special to me literally the character of all time definitely my favourite one or at least top three #gotham #gotham tv #victor zsasz

[the-best-bagel]

The whiplash online and offline right now is like nothing i've ever experienced. like with ukraine i saw consistent support and lack of both online and offline, but with palestine its like. online there's energy and emotion at the same levels as during the BLM protests but away from the computer it's like it doesn't even exist. I live in a smallish college town but we have more arab immigrants here than anywhere else in 300 miles and there's still just nothing, not a word spoken. in my choir we learned a Ukranian piece last minute to support our ukranian accompanist but this year our choir director like fucking implied that we don't have to worry that we're making a political statement by singing our syrian piece. I just do not understand the disconnect in compassion right now

#the performative american support of isreal is soul rotting beyond belief #the nearest protest was an hour away and 2 weeks ago in another city #its just baffling i haven't heard a whisper of any public support for palestine on campus #I've thought about reaching out to the local mosque but i don't even know if there are any palestinian atendees? #and like we don't have any palestinian campus orgs #we have like an arab one but i don't know if it would be appropriate for me to reach out to them #or god forbid if i did and it turned out we had some canary mission type org in town #this is the most helpless i've ever felt politically #donations do nothing because isreal wont let anything in #biden doubles down with every protest #isreal is set on annihilating gaza #and the only action palestinians say is doing something is fucking tweeting #but everything just keeps getting worse #so many people are trying so hard to help but the only people who can actually put a stop to anything don't care #and so all everyone else has is sentiment

[miradorjake]

Ok Isaac twitter.com/LOUISARCHlVE/status/1533827753778323458?t=K9f4DgLm_p1KeNwsFPX7hA&s=19 I'm kinda liking him lately

gossip girls INSBFBDNDJSNDNSN

#this video was kind of awkward for me bc that woman was trying to get louis’ attention and he just blatantly ignored her 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #like girl don’t take it personally 💔 #you have a whole delusional side of the fandom making theories about you if that helps ❤️ #anyways. this tweet 😭 #anon #(no hate to her) ******* are just so fucking funny to me #🧚🏻‍♀️

[torgawl]

the more we discover about dion's father and anabella the more i'm happy dion impaled the shit out of that motherfucker and the more frustrated i become anabella got an easy death by killing herself. not that i expected clive or joshua to do anything because i don't think they're those types of people but it would have been satisfying to me

#how can two people be so fucking cruel #they really are perfect for each other #now we discovered they both planned rosaria becomes part of sanbreque a year before the events at phoenix gate??? #holy shit she really had no ounce of respect for her kids not even joshua #the fact her reactions to her beloved son holder of the phoenix 'dying' is oh well time to make another one is so sgsjdhdb fuck you bitch #imagine being disappointed your son is too weak instead of actually morning his death 😭 #i hate her so much its undescribable and now dion's father gets to join the first spot they can share it and die in hell #rest in piss as they say #anyways can you tell i saw another tweet about ultimania agsjshs sorry #i promise i will not make another post about this game today (i think) i just need to release my anger somewhere #okay but on another hand support women's wrongs i guess ✌️😭 #i can't help but to think of the way his own traumas from the way he was raised influenced dion though :') #he seems to think anabella corrupted his father but he also acknowledges he doesn't love him for being a bastard child #i am letting the thought ruminate a bit more because i don't know if i can be coherent about it but!!!! he makes me so sad. he deserved so #much better :') #final fantasy xvi

[starredforlife]

people having a normal one on twitter again i see

#social media #tweets #i literally dont understand this at all lol #my friends helped me install mirrors and doors and shit. my dad helped my roommate's dad move in heavy couches. #i moved a mattress across a parking lot with a friend's mom #feel like these are the type of people to venmo request the water you drink from the tap at their house lmfao #every move i've had i've done it with friends and family it's literally a whole team effort #and also hiring movers is so fucking expensive. like have yall looked at the prices #ridiculous #dl

[mountmortar]

have you guys heard the news about cohost's financial state. the more i read about everything regarding it the more ridiculous it gets

#they cannot seriously be relying solely on one mysterious benefactor to be their saving grace. #staring into the camera like i'm on the office. What The Hell. #400k a year in operational costs with. like. over 80% of that being worker compensation. #probably over 90% now actually i'd have to double check #where's that tweet like 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying' #but instead of family it's website. like YEAH I WONDER WHY.......... #i'm probably coming across as very mean here. that isn't my intention i'm just fucking. Taken aback at the sheer lack of BUDGETING and #PLANNING done. and since their funder has been out of contact for over a MONTH it honestly just sounds like #they did a cut-and-run. or something idk. hope they're alright but jesus christ #they're also Just Now telling their users about it and how the site may shut down in early april. It Is Mid-March.

[chilapis]

I have got all my pending work done so i’m excited to finally indulge today once I’m back from my classes <3 unfortunately for Now I have a Horrible fucking headache and am quite frankly feeling unreasonably vexed

(+ not a vent i just think it’s funny that i woke up feeling like a rabid dog for no reason.)

#i love when my brain is like ‘i hate everyone & every noise ever’ baby would 98 advils help. would you like some tea. #i feel like that one tweet that was like #my beautiful princess with a disorder please talk to me. #except i’m talking to myself in a mirror. #king please you’re so sigma alpha male whatever. why the fuck are you deeply aggravated and overstimulated #⚖️