#I WAS FUCKING FOOLED AND I FELL FOR IT

[rexscanonwife]

Whatever fuck you Metalocalypse s/i concept sketch

She's the manager for @hotrodharts and @1980ssunflower respectively! Not too much developed about her yet, she's very open with her clients but still gets things DONE by any means necessary for them to succeed. She's become acquainted with Dethklok and has a particular soft spot for Toki, she just thinks he's the guy of all time 💖🫶💖

And nothing else certainly no OTHER manager she has some sort of weird sexual tension with

#jane journals #wip #doodles #artfarts #UHHH.... #NOT GONNA PUT ANY TAGS ON THIS #IM INSANE #IM CRAZY #I WAS FUCKING FOOLED AND I FELL FOR IT #also i should have a platonic tag for toki 🥺🥺💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖 #I HOPE UR HAPPY ROBBIE #UR FUCKING MASTER PLAN WORKED #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞

[wikitpowers]

OKAY WAIT NOW I GOT TO READ IT PROPERLY AND I REALIZE WHATS HAPPENENING

SHE’S SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP

#IT’S ALL A MASSIVE PISSTAKE #PROPER APRIL FOOLS #SHES SO FUCKING ICONIC I CANNOT #THE VALENTINE X VALENTINE ONE KILLED ME PLEASE #SERVES ME RIGHT I FELL FOR IT BEFORE READING IT PROPERLY #cassandra clare #newsletter #the wicked powers #twp #tsc

[lunearobservatory]

•put that pretty thing on a billboard!•

it's stormy and sad and i miss socal. here's your pin up women's swimwear beach cal to snack on. he'd look good in a coke ad.

real talk been goin through some shit. only now drawing again :) it'll all be okay. i'll go to the beach soon

here's a few final versions i didnt end up jiving with

love the pink one the absolute most tbh. the three of these look like neapolitan ice cream awe cute

working on pr&bb again. have two ref sheets now i'll finish florida's then finally be back to normal art :) until then

#lookit them lips #kissy #body hair ‼️‼️‼️‼️i fucking love bodh hair #hot men wear bikinis in san diego #his tamagotchi is named Idiot Fool #first and last name #lune posts art #fuckin finally amiright? #lune talks #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt socal #im gonna be the one to say it #i get to say it first #knee bandage cuz he was suckin dick ⁉️ #NO he fell off his longboard like a fucking loser #he's one of those bitches with a pretty very long longboard and always has to pick it up to show the design (me i do this) #mine is a sunset #:) #Spotify

[adriles]

watch. I SHall slay each mighty foe who meets me in combat, (Falls face forward in the river scamander ansd is violently swept downstream)

#scamander #book 21 #ADRILES NATION hello. this is the reminder that as it is march. i will now be preparing for april fools day #a day on which i change this account and make it themed for another iliad character #so i shall ask. who would yall wanna see #im debating between hector and helen #for context #past ones have been agamemnon big ajax and menelaus #ill accept any suggestion tho #just likely not patroclus or automedon. those r too on brand i think #maybe antilochus? i feel like he also meets the vibe but can differ enough. idk tho #but u get the picture #so glad people are agreeing with the achilles fell in a river and got his shit fucked thesis #another classic joke on adriles.tumblr.com #i love it so much im just gonna make a tag for it actually #achilles falls in a river and gets his shit fucked

[isdisorigionalenoughforyou]

What the fuck.

#dndads #THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY MY FACE HURTS #THE SHEER PANIC OF COMEDIANS BEING FORCED TO BE FUNNY #WILL CAMPOS HAVING TO PLAY BORAT AND PICKLE RICK #THE HOLY GARFIELD #THE STRARTEGIC FLASHBACKS #LIKE SOME FUCKING SPEEDRUNNING SHIT #WILL CAMPOS CARRYING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PUZZLE #WILL IF UR SCROLLING TUMBLR #FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON #I SEE YOU AND YOUR SACRIFICE WAS NOT IN VAIN #I’m not a family guy nor will I ever watch it #but I see the hilarity of SCAM LIKELY LOIS GRIFFIN #THIS IS WHO DEMON COP JODIE FOSTER FELL IN LOVE WITH #Anthony cracking to Garfield in 4 seconds. I see you #anyways good showing good showing #please never do that again #this is the dndads equivalent of the snapcube April fools episode #my shit

[robbie-roo]

Wine post coming soon soldiers 🫡

#this is so exciting #i love infodumping #fucking autism #Viticulture is cool as fuck #i started learning it for my minor #and also now i know about diluc shit hehehe #you FOOLS #YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP #THIS NERD SHIT JUST GOT NERDIER #ok but seriously #i love biology im so excited other people are interested in learning

[tellme-o-muse]

hmmm I don’t think I’ll be able to love in that way again

#queue #I fucked it up #how can I be so sure it wasn’t working yet I feel like this #Everything I hoped for fell to run and I tore the walls down #because I saw it was crumbling already #And I couldn’t prolong it #Prolonging it would hurt so much #The fucking day after too #I’m sorry #And this ruined me #Every word I spoke was and is true #Every promise I made now digs its broken edges into my heart #tearing at it #I am a fool #I wish I could have deluded myself a while longer

[outeremissary]

Ohh Balthazar and Daeran. Somone ask that already, right? 😂

(for the alternate love interest)

Well, someone did ask that... in 2021, two weeks before Wrath released. My college friends noticed some conspicuous similarities between Balthazar and what we all knew about Daeran at the time, haha. You'll have to forgive me for working with imperfect knowledge even now- you know about the status of me and Wrath.

Despite the obvious resonances, I feel like I don't have a straightforward answer! I do think there's a lot of chemistry there. Balthazar would enjoy Daeran's sense of humor and his lavish lifestyle, and I think Daeran would appreciate his playful wit and sharpness in turn. They both have a similar cynicism about the world that would be an easy point to bond over, and they're both beautiful people- surely there is attraction there (I say with asexual confidence). I can easily see there being a spark that drew them to one another very quickly. There's even some empathy I imagine Balthazar would feel with Daeran's position and struggle with the Other.

Balthazar prefers to be the one doing the courting, but he's no stranger to having admirers. When Daeran began to make his grander romantic overtures I think it would be generally amusing or flattering, so long as he didn't feel belittled or made the subject of a joke (and his moods on these things can be somewhat capricious). If nothing else, the scandal would bring a smile to his face. He might make a game out of answering with gestures of his own. The thrill and romance of such a game would, I think, be compelling to Daeran. But I think it might be unfortunate for Daeran if he did truly fall for Balthazar...

You see, Daeran is someone who would feel very familiar to Balthazar. His lifestyle, his style of romance, his way of seeing the world... they're all not far from the types of patrons Balthazar found for himself when he still lived in Absalom. He had a talent for insinuating himself into the lives of the idle young rich, latching onto people who were naive or morally curious enough to always be seeking exotic, scandalous, or dangerous thrills. Many of Balthazar's former friends and lovers did have casually cruel personalities the same way that Daeran does at times. So there's a script for dealing with these people, and there's a thing that one gets out of being involved with them: access to power and wealth. Balthazar's never been above using sex or romance to pull himself up the social ladder. A count who's already so careless with his position? That's an opportunity for anyone smart enough to find a way to use it. Even if he did have some genuine fondness for Daeran, that would always be lurking somewhere under the surface or at the back of his mind- along with the reason he was forced to leave Absalom for the north in the first place, and the dangers of being too close with people like the Count Arendae.

I have to imagine it would be terribly devastating for Daeran to learn of such schemes were he invested in the relationship. Learning the one you cared for was really only using you, that everything really was only a game? I'm sure the end of that would be devastating. Not that Balthazar would care all that much. Though at the same time, Balthazar's good at hiding, and he really would enjoy spending time with together. So perhaps he would never be discovered after all.

At any rate, I don't think it's a relationship that would significantly change either person involved whether it lasted or not (well, maybe it could change Daeran for the worse). Balthazar would love to encourage Daeran's worst impulses to see where they go, and he might break his heart along the way. It's all a game- he can be with Daeran and be fond of him and even kill for him without any particular remorse (Liotr would absolutely not survive this), but he could never be Daeran's true love, the person Daeran can rely on through everything. Perhaps something lesser can still be satisfying, but it seems a hollow satisfaction for all involved. And Daeran is so much like the sorts of people Balthazar has known and courted in the past- it would be more like falling back into old habits than anything. Daeran can be as loving and as lovely as you could possibly imagine, but without something more challenging than a romantic streak, he'll never reach be able to make something truly special with Balthazar. But it will be fun while it lasts, won't it?

#the summer 2021 reaction from my friends to learning about daeran fell into one of two categories: #“oh god they put balthazar in the game” or “so that's balthazar's love interest right” #I was admittedly surprised by the degree to which neither thing was quite true! #I know that I had the daeran romance active on the short lived balthazar wrath playthrough #although I was going through and flipping every romance available to be active I was fooling around in every direction #galfrey. sosiel. daeran. would've done cam if I'd made it far enough and wendu if she hadn't gotten mad at him #the slutty slutty freedom of Not Playing Carmen for a while #though that's all neither here nor there #ask me emithing #ask game #dmagedgoods #balthazar lucienne #balthazar and daeran #you never know when you might want a tag again. #“moral of the story: don't fuck balthazar” used to be something of a joke with my college friends

[angelsarecomputers]

lads i just had the most catastrophic autism moment of all time. i just watched a whole fucking tv show because someone edited it and said it had disco elysium references as an april fools prank and i only realised TODAY. you CANNOT make this shit up

#actual brainlet behaviour #but the show was good so whatever but... fuck i'm so mad at myself #praying that what happened was i saw that post on a day that wasn't april fools so i more easily fell for it but still... ooooooffffff #the show was bojack horseman if you're wondering #me tag

[i-am-agent-washingtub]

The piss committee

#kitty #howl's boring life #everything i do is a damn family activity now #the little ones fool around on the sink every time after i wash my hands #the whole damn bathroom is covered in paw prints #PERCY HOPPED IN THE TOILET YESTERDAY WHEN I GOT UP TO FLUSH IT #YES THERE WAS PEE IN THERE I WAS SO SAD #he slipped on the seat and his whole back end fell in and i had to wash him 😭😭😭😭 #i left my shower doors open by accident the other day and prom took my razor to his bed to play with #he was fucking chewing on the blades I'm so scared for them

[hella1975]

I have to admit, I hated Chena at first. BUT with every chapter, he's becoming my favorite character

his character growth is better than zuko's there i said it

#shut UP zuko this fic isnt about you anymore #you think your journey with masculinity is interesting? chena got a tattoo of a TEACUP #ask #taob asks #also i feel SO fucking accomplished when people say they hated chena at first bc im like!!! i succeeded!!! #like you werent SUPPOSED to like him at first he's abrasive and shameless and i wanted people to realise SLOWLY #that he's actually super valid and he's one of those cases of how there aren't 'good' victims of shit #like some victims are angry and mean and lash out at the wrong people and they're very rarely represented in media #but it's a real risk to introduce a character with an arc like that bc in order to get the reader to not like them initially #you risk them NEVER liking them and you risk totally butchering a character you have big plans for #so asks like this are actually super validating for me im like HA you fell into my ploy like a FOOL! #anyway chena my beloved

[fanfictionbard]

I just learned of the existence of Goncharov t*ntacle p*rn and no I am not okay.

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #I only just learned that goncharov isn't a real movie #JUST THIS WEEK #and I'm so mad #not cuz I was fooled #fuck I was IMPRESSED that tumblr managed to pull this off #twitter WISHES they were us #what I'm mad about #is that I planned on purposefully never seeing goncharov #like...just because I love being clueless about stuff thats trending and popular #take star trek for example #yes I know spock died and came back like a certain fellow on a cross #but aside from that and klingons having cool shaped weapons #I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STAR TREK #like what even is a warp core #I TAKE PRIDE #IN MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE #and I was gonna do the same with goncharov #and in one fell swoop it was all taken away from me

[fstbmp-a]

Sorry i haven't been on, I'm making mistakes in the bg.

#My Kingdom ;; OOC #I fell prey to somehow securing a really good url #so now i'm unfortunately working on a spider multi too #like a Fucking Fool--

[neonganymede]

please do scream a little about your mystic productivity disrupting doa au. i'm curious now.

Okay, so I was listening to the soundtrack to Anastasia, and there's one line during Journey to the Past where Anya's singing, "Hope, love family, there was once a time I must have had them too." Which, naturally, my brain immediately attributed to Sigma.

So yeah. Slight Anastasia au where Sigma's an orphan with no memories of his past who sets off on a quest to find out who he is and if he has a home waiting for him somewhere. Featuring Fyodor and Nikolai, two conmen who have their own reasons for wanting to help Sigma.

... I figured out basically a whole plot while I was making dinner. It's only a little distracting, which is totally why I woke up at 8am still thinking about it.

#sorry for taking a moment to answer this #i fell asleep immediately after making that post #but yeah doa thoughts have me acting like a distracted fool again #how fucking good is anastasia though like???? #i was actually obsessed as a kid #i hope this is actually coherent because i'm sooo sleepy but couldn't resist the urge to talk about this au

[jennhoney]

I looked at a calendar last night and came to the conclusion that I will likely throw up two more times while in this closet in Raleigh. I guess I’ll buy a bucket. I also looked at pictures and know that while I have had moments of happiness and some lovely experiences I have been miserable for a very long time maybe my entire life. Last year I made the active decision to not make a move from the Murbleage until it was for my own life. I wasn’t going to use all my resources to move myself to another room that wasn’t mine. And I started making my own money (nickels but mine) and some of those nickels were from my own art, it wasn’t enough to survive, but that felt pretty good. And then my mom got cancer and I made the decision to cram my life into a room that wasn’t mine. And then I grabbed one of the best opportunities to come to me in over a decade and I am cramming myself into a closet that isn’t mine. I don’t know how to break this cycle but I’m pretty sure it requires money and energy I don’t have.

#2 more throw ups until the unknown #and still I want to go on forevery #I’m not sure I’m going to make it #I also fell in love with someone that couldn’t keep one single promise to me #what a fucking fool I am #jennhoney personal log #heartbreak and cancer and no fafner and no home

[hirokiyuu]

thinking abt seichan after that post and honestly. while i do want to throttle him. most of the time he does just make me incredibly sad like......... bro............ you fucked up everything so fucking bad you couldve been genuinely and deeply happy w/someone who loves you for like years nad years and instead. instead. instead. instead. instead.

#idiot. moron. fool #someone once wrote a fic abt like if seichan had acknowledged he lost the bet #and i honestly dont rmbr a lot of hte details but there was this really good scene of him like #in the kitchen w/a knife just. looking down at it. pausing between making dinner #and yeah. yeah. yeah. #some ppl act like subaru fell in love w/the mask but seichan is really so nihilistic even when hes faking it u kno #evey from the v first chapter hes soooo fucking dark and bleak in his outlook like #subaru knows who seichan is #maybe not quite the EXTENT of the violence and the history but he isnt naive as ppl like to believe he is abt it #they really couldve just been like. happy together it kills me #its MY birthday and I get to choose the semi-obscure 80s manga to analyze #i was going to apologize but i refuse actualy <3 #where is lilith. lilith i need you to wake up and read thsi and hold my hand #tokyo babylon spoilers #personal