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babiebom · 9 months

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Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

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nothing0fnothing · 8 months

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Who is your favorite stardew villager? Bachelor and non Bachelor? Why?

my favorite stardew villager is Penny. She's just so sweet and deserves all the love. Running a school for Jal and Vincent... so cute. Idk maybe I relate to her a little bit too bc I usually marry her and when I don't I do the house upgrade for her.

My favorite bachelor is probably Harvey. He's just an unproblematic king. All he wants to do is treat the population of this tiny village in his little practise, drink coffee and play his flight sim.

My favourite non bachelor is Linus. He's just such a good friend when you get to know him and yeah, he's a sustainable king wild living, looking after himself, helping everyone he can (especially Leo 💛 such a sweet storyline) and he's just so nice about everything you gift him. Lovely man definitely worth building friendship with.

My favorite non bachelorette is Evelyn. Sending cookies in the mail, looking after her grandson, putting requests on the message board for her husbands favorite foods. 🥺 she's so sweet. The way she keeps the flowers maintained in the town center too.

Dishonourable mention to Pam, the abusive alcoholic who crashed the towns only bus at the beginning of the game. Lewis the embezzling asshole who won't use the towns tax fund to fix the bus but will pay for gold statues in his likeness. Self absorbed prick. The way he treats Marnie too, keeping their relationship a secret for what reason? Neither of them are married, she's not in a position where dating her would put his career as mayor in jeporady, so why is he treating their relationship like an illicit affair?? They're too old to be doing all this sneaking around, secret relationship crap. She's a lovely lady and deserves better.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew linus #stardew penny #stardew harvey #stardew lewis #stardew pam #stardew marnie

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oopsallshane · 1 year

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More to discuss! (Part 1) Marnie!! And more specifically, how much I fucking despise Shane's Heart Events!! I will be blunt and say, I do not like how Marnie is written. I feel like her character is all over the place, she really is just treated like some background character. Which would be fine if they didn't also imply her entire personality is just being a woman Lewis blatantly uses and disrespects. Once again, people can have their own understanding and comprehension of Marnie - you can have your own interpretation of her and Shane's relationship and yada yada. I don't really care; I get my mind doesn't work the same as yours. Disclaimer is disclaimer. Same with if you like the drama that ensues when it comes to Shane's heart events, if you're entertained by them that is you. But I think they're very shittily written and blatantly disrespect and disregard his attributes. To each their own. However, My issue with her likes within the vagueness of what her and Shane's relationship is.

Because Marnie is coded to be this very friendly face, her design depicts her as always smiling and cheerful - she is very empathetic towards animals, and she is welcoming of Shane and Jas into her ranch. She is also a bit naive and a bit of a pushover, when it comes to her relationship with Lewis. Clearly, she is a woman going through some things of her own. But she is choppy. Other than being a simple NPC you can interact with via shopping at her ranch, and also her side plot with Lewis, I myself have failed to see any other smidge of her personality. And the impression I get of her is in the heart events with Shane... and they are not good impressions. The first of Shane's heart events where Marnie is featured is at 4 Hearts - where she finds Shane passed out and clearly intoxicated within his room. This is where I blame the writing rather than her - but her reaction is very... stale. She comes in and is mildly uncomfortable before dragging you into the situation. Now, I am not knocking the idea of people accidentally budding into business that is not theirs - events like these have happened in front of me in my lifetime and it is always awkward. Plus, you're the main character anyway - but some events happen without you being present (one with Shane as well??) though that's not fully the mark I'm trying to hit at the moment. Why I knock the writing for this scene is because it just doesn't make any sense, and Mechanics Vs Storytelling start headbutting... Because as she's confronting Shane, she says something along the lines of: "All you ever do is sit in your room and drink." Which is... not true? Visually, Shane is actually never home unless it's on the weekends. Shane is constantly working, that's sort of the point of why he's spiraled into this mess (among other things that aren't touched on that nudge his depression, like the loss of his best friends who were Jas' parents that he never truly touches on.) And when he does drink, he's always seen drinking at the Saloon specifically - or outside, as seen in his first heart event you get with him. But that's just the point of looking at it more literally again. Mechanically, Shane is never at home. But the story is trying to convince me that Shane is a drunken slob at home at all hours. Story wise, I'm supposed to just embrace that as a thing that we just don't see. It's a narrative that you're not supposed to think too deeply about and just take it at face value. But I am... autistic-- So, it rubbed me the wrong way hearing her say this. She could have clarified that she meant whenever he is home, this is what she catches him doing. She could have rephrased herself a lot of different ways, but the specific line implying "this is all you ever do." is a complicated one. That's more so the writing rather than her, as said. She goes on to prod him about his issues as she can clearly see Jas is coming into the room. Once again, this is a realistic event - children coming in to overhear things they really should not have. I can't really complain about this part, as heart breaking as it is, it is a real thing that can happen and has also happened to us. Not pretty.

But the focus is on how much Shane fucks up in this moment.

Because everyone knows Shane goes on to imply, he is off the deep end when it comes to his depression. That he can no longer see a future for himself and heavily states in a sloshed way that he just doesn't want to live for much longer anyway.

His back is turned, and he has no idea Jas is here - but Marnie does. As Jas is... literally standing next to her.

While I don't think Shane should have said something like that - he literally had no idea Jas was there. And was airing things out thinking we were all in solitude. And it's not really his fault, he was being confronted on the spot and also... drunk. And depressed. He's not going to say pleasant things during the confrontation.

Again, the focus is on how much Shane has messed up and it's saddening. He's clearly upset by this and regretful, and Shane being the focus of a scene where it's literally his event isn't what bothers me.

It's the fact Marnie could have also handled things differently.

But my beef is not with this heart event, this one was a mild irritation.

#shane sdv #sdv shane #shane stardew valley #stardew valley shane #rant #there's a continuation of the rants about the heart events #im sorry Im putting them in parts #i dont wanna make ppl scroll too long

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always-andromeda · 1 year

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pelican town milf & dilf association truly 🤭💞 you are so right about robin, anywhere i looked it's a shared experience for any sdv player to start their game for the first time, be greeted by robin, wonder if she's romanceable, get their heart broken •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

and also! i saw someone in comment section for a video about a gunther? romance mod (im not sure it was gunther maybe it was someone else,,,), who is an older woman, lamenting about a lack of Older love interests since even harvey who is about mid 30s is still younger than her, like! exactly!! i get it, robin, jodi and caroline are married (sigh) but like!!! gus is single! willy is single! wizard is divorced! dang it, i'm sure there could even be a demand for pam! and let me romance marnie she deserves better than how lewis treats her!! (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

p.s. also i clearly remember a line from that woman's comment, "but i don't mind being the pelican town resident cougar" 😆💕 icon, legend and who i wanna be when i grow up

YES. First of all, “resident cougar” in the context of SDV is hysterical. Second, THE FACT THAT YOU CAN’T ROMANCE THE WIZARD IS ACTUALLY A TRAVESTY. In the garden of my mind, there’s a whole subplot where you can learn fancy forest magic from the wizard and slowly win him over with your eagerness and charm. ALSO. A GUNTHER STORYLINE WOULD BREAK ME. I remember seeing a meme one time that was about how Gunther doesn’t go to any of the town events and my eyes got so sopping wet over it. Like oh my gOSH, where does that guy GO at the end of the day aND WHY CAN’T I KISS HIM????

And like listen…I could treat Caroline, Jodi, and Robin much better than any of their husbands can. I wanna become besties with Sam, Seb, and Abigail and have each of them walk into their parents room to find me (the slutty, slutty new farmer in town) in bed like:

AND MARNIE. Oh Marnie, my beloved. Please raise farm animals with me, please. She makes my heart so soft. The way that I would actually kill to have a bunch of different storylines with the older townies?? Not only for the sake of inclusivity but also…what if I want to be a home wrecker? What then? 👁️👄👁️ C’mon, ConcernedApe, the people wanna know. 😤

Lmao /j I promise I don’t want to actually be a home wrecker lol

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