my girl Apple is directing this??????? excuse you. how did that happen 😭 so happy for her though, she's always been a gl ally lol I can't wait to see how she does 🥹
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Wanted to share a nice pic of my new dice that my amazing friends from the Reforged crew got me for my bday ❤️🔥❤️🔥 I love them sm and I think I'm gonna cry over them forever lol
More clips from the video of Technoblade and Etoiles playing together on United UHC! I actually hadn't finished watching the entire video before editing this compilation, so that twist ending REALLY caught me off-guard.
Remember to check out check out Techno's original video, and as always: Subscribe to Technoblade! 👑🐷🎗️
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Technoblade: Welp, I'm ready to die instantly. Tell me when you're done, I just almost walked off with like - without the Enchant table and anvil. Would have been pretty awkward.
Etoiles: It's my enchant table.
Technoblade: Ok.
Etoiles: I want to give it to the mode.
Technoblade: Just remember the anvil as well.
Etoiles: Yeah, you can grab the anvil.
Technoblade: Nope, I'm gone.
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Technoblade: I ain't carrying that thing! It's heavy!
Technoblade: I'm not used to this feeling of like, actually having stuff.
Teammate: Right?
Technoblade: This has never happened before.
Etoiles: [Laughs] Can I have that because I forgot my Enchant table?
Teammate: Oh my god.
Technoblade: Nope.
Etoiles: Yeah, like really.
Technoblade: I gave you ONE JOB!
Etoiles: [Laughs]
Teammate: Do you guys think hot dogs count as sandwiches?
Technoblade: Do you think it's too late to change teammates?
Teammate: [Warning that another team is coming]
Technoblade: Oh god, it's Ginger, run!
Etoiles: I'm running out, I'm running out!
Technoblade: Oh god!
Technoblade: Run run run run run. Run run run.
Etoiles: Just a prank, bro~
Teammate: Why is Etoiles behind them?!
Technoblade: I don't know, man. They're - they just-
Teammate: WHY IS HE BEHIND THEM?!
Technoblade: Wait, ARE YOU THE MOLE?
Teammate: The mole?!
Teammate: Etoiles is the mole!
Technoblade: Etoiles, you piece of trash!
Technoblade: I'M GETTIN' 5v1'ed, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Was a 4v1 not enough?
Etoiles: Sorry, Techno.
Tecnoblade: WHAT IS THIS 5v1?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Teammate: C'mon Techno, you got this!
Technoblade: Oh, yeah, let me just 5v1.
Etoiles: You got this!
Technoblade: AAAAAAAAA Leave me alone!
Etoiles: Techno!
Technoblade: WHYYYYYYY
Technoblade: Can I get like, free therapy after this?
(I’ll take no responsibility of how you’ll react to this pic… I’m staring at his neck for days now and decided today is a great day to share it with you 🤭)
(The way I’m obsessed with his neck is insane, you’d thought I’m a vampire in disguise based on how much I want to bite and suck on that thick neck 😭 leaving marks behind, kissing & licking them better 🫠🫠🫠🫠)
(My horny ass can’t be stopped if it’s about him)
(when I say Silvo was my fav weekend, this is one of the reasons 😩 - and his amazing performance ofc.)
(His hair is sooo long here too I want to run my fingers through it, grabbing it gently also to move his head aside to have more access to attack his neck 🫠🫠🫠)
Okay I’m done, I’ve said what I said 🫣 sorry not sorry
ohooooooo noooo… this………………… this has made me feel so many things…….. i feel unwell
after checking the notes on last rb: we do know scott hurt pearl first right. Scott got himself axe crit twice just to get back at her *before* pearl started taking snow damage like pearl didnt just start doing that for fun,
Shout out to the dude in one of my classes who I have never spoken to before that just punched my shoulder on the way out of class, stopping me for the sole purpose of asking how often I mew then not believing me when I told him I don't. Compliment received, lmao
Sincerely wish baldurs gate would enter turn based mode whenever a party member detected a trap bc every time I don't stop the party fast enough and someone walks into the trap and causes an explosion it jumpscares me worse than any other video game ever lmao