#I still don’t know what a blorbo is

[oobbbear]

Have a funny style study I did for school

#my art #I kinda lost my will to create for a while #for a while I mean like 2-3 months #I don’t know what I like anymore my brain stopped talking to me and it’s scary #I might stop drawing fanart for a while #and slowly drift away from the sunmoon fandom #don’t get me wrong I still love them #and I definitely want to create for them #it’s just i think I need to make something for myself and they’re in the way… #put them in a nice little box along with my other blorbos #I’m need to find my love for art back #so I can come back stronger and less mentally drained ✨

[night-triumphantt]

Happy Birthday @cashweasel beloved, have a soft kiyazan non confession confession, love you and these two idiots sm and I hope your day was amazing

#my art #kiyazan #oc: Kiara #Yazan Hadidi #certified blorbo in law #i had to beat art with a stick for the whole day over this but I love them sm #what the fuck even is ​night time lighting i dont know i put all my eggs into the golden hour basket #anyway #kiara is 100000% feeling jus a bit nervous #tapping her fingers nd resting her head on her knees ab it #but i mean how else do u react to someone you love but haven’t really told reading your feelings right next to you FDFFSDF #reading ur feelings in a letter where btw u still don’t explicitly confess #shes still v :heart eyes: tho #she cant help it #i thought ab living yazan some mirror dice FDSFSDFDS but also it would make more sense if this was her car considering birthday surprise #shes just passenger princess for the ride back lol #she deserves a break from driving i dunno #anyway i considered the dice then i was like well I want it to be a gift from someone bc OBviously and so i didnt put one #OMG it should be from Karima jus sayin #maybe she doesnt have it yet #ok jus imagine the fuzzy mirror dice XD #anyway happy birthday bestie #i know its not the day of for u anymore but I wanted it to be pretty for u

[flowercrowngods]

doing okay? thinking of you 🤍

hi lovely 🌷🤍 yeah i’m fine, just found my brain replaced by fog a while ago, so it’s a little quiet here until the fog lifts (it will, it always does) 🫶

#aj darling 🤍 #there are 60+ messages in my inbox but i’m not a person so they’ll have to wait 🫶 and you will you will i know #not st #asks #problem with the massive brain fog aside from like genuine inability to be social and at times even work is that i don’t really have words #and not having words is also what keeps the fog around so that’s a fun little vicious cycle but all i can do about it is wait :D #so that’s what i’m going :D but y’all can still ask me all sorts of shit about my wips or fics or the blorbos #and perchance the fog will lift for just a second

[caffernnn]

Thinking about Makoto and Haru spending an evening together out on a balcony where Haru’s been staying, together in-person again (after being apart for longer than either of them are really happy about, frankly). They’re both looking out at the watercolor sky with smatterings of settling city life below it, taking in the scenery that they’ve both become more acquainted with over the past few months, in their own ways. Makoto’s voice is soft when he talks about things he’s been able to recognize during his visit from different photos and updates Haru’s sent him.

“It’s a beautiful place, just like you said. Although… there’s something even more breathtaking about getting to really see it all, and appreciate the view right in front of me.”

Haru doesn’t have to look to know that Makoto’s attention has drifted from any sort of skyline to study his profile in the dimming light. He looks anyway, getting his own fill of windswept hair and a grin impossibly flecked with gold, because really, what a view it is.

#breaking news: the usual two are staring at each other again #makoharu #harumako #makoharu headcanons #no intros or beta we die like men #what if I just like. did the tiniest drabbles about what the blorbos are doing on random nights in my head #like here u go beloveds just press your face up against the glass of my psyche for a moment #also #I still don’t know much about the Hungary situation but if this works w that then have at it fellas

[woohooincoffin]

mental illness cured im about to see my blorbos

#blorbos? I still don’t know what that means

[ahalliance]

i don’t get how people can complain about the writing “doing Martha dirty” when that same writing gives her an ending that addresses her treatement over the course of the season, allows her to finally put her to foot down, to establish her self-worth as an individual and to air out her grievances, and gives her the most respectful and satisfying exit from the TARDIS we’d yet seen in the show . like it’s one thing to dislike the direction the writing team took with her arc and to criticise it (perfectly fine) and another to somehow miss it entirely lmao . the ‘martha feels out of place, second best, and like a rebound’ is an intentional piece of writing that gets resolved by the end of the season . like that wasn’t smth they threw in for shits and giggles, it had in-story repercussions

#and if u don’t think those repercussions were Enough then that’s totally cool and smth to start a discussion over #but . don’t act as if they didn’t happen lmao?? #i just . yells #like i have my own criticisms about the writing (giving the ‘i feel second best to this dude’s past love interest’ to the first POC #companion was . probably not the best of choices let’s be real #though there’s some leeway there as im assuming the character was written before audtions . but still . could have been reconsidered #idk i totally understand why people aren’t fans of the storyline itself (outside of how coherent the writing is) but i think it’s a shame #that many others just kinda seem to miss the point because it’s such a unique and interesting arc to give to a companion #i like fresh ideas!! i like the doctor Actually being portrayed at someone who is clumsy with relationships and emotional intimacy!! #i like it when his trauma spills over in ugly and complex ways like we see in season 3 in regards to his friendship with martha #and i like it even better when his accidentally cruel actions and mistakes get brought up and criticised by the narrative!! like it does in #the end of s3!! it’s so good!! #i enjoy 10 because he’s my favourite wet cat but also because he is allowed to fill up room like a real traumatised individual would #it’s like . okay i enjoy ‘ooo the doctor is the oncoming storm ooo he’s hurt and killed so many people ooo’ #but it’s also good to See the actual ramifications of that shit you know . hearing about his legend status is always fun but damn man #is it satisfying from a character analysis POV to see him hurt the people around him . to see him treat his friends poorly on accident #because of his own character flaws . like that’s GOOD #and it just sorta irks me sometimes bc people will have this smug attitude of ‘well MY blorbo isn’t a rude piece of shit and is actually a #paragon of morality’ and like girl i don’t give a shit . that’s fine in small doses but it’s not what’s compelling #people tend to like interacting with ‘angsty traumatised edgy characters’ if their edginess is contained in a nice little box that doesn’t #overspill . fuck no give me the characters that are loud and ugly and unpleasant about their trauma THAT’S THE REAL SHIT #jay rambles #dw.txt #10.txt #marthaj.txt #sometimes u wanna treat the blorbo from your show like a real person sure but sometimes it is better to remember that they are fictional #and there to be considered as part of a bigger story and as an item to analyse . case in poiny #point #maybe i shouldn’t be surprised by this though since people still get hung up over rose quartz

[dildopamine]

i want to personally thank Araki for only making Bucciarati lick someone one single time despite introducing him as a sweat-licking lie detector

#y’all don’t know the Horror™️ I felt when the blorbo I had loved for years (despite not knowing what Jojo was) was introduced as a Freak™️ #I really thought I was going to have to stop loving Bruno for a second #my girlfriend knew how much I loved that man and STILL didn’t warn me about that scene #the look of delight on her face as I grappled with my conflicting feelings was one I’ll never forget #anyway yeah I’m very glad Bucciarati didn’t lick anyone but Giorno that one time #I would’ve continued to love him if that was a real habit of his but it would’ve been a test of will for sure #jojo posting

[gravityflops]

dear person who i promised a drawing to like two weeks ago, i promise i haven’t forgotten about your request i just got sidetracked forever & ever and only just now recovered

#was it two weeks? or just one? i don’t know time is dead #also i have Many Many Thoughts about what a yoimiya bill cipher combo could look like and i legitimately want to draw them all #and now that i’m back on track i literally have two drawings done two in progress and still one other idea i haven’t even gotten started on #i want to promise a date but like. #i could be done in another two weeks. or i could be done tomorrow. who knows #but trust me i Have Not Forgotten #why am i putting so much effort into something i’m not even getting paid for? brainworms that’s why. my brain is blorbo-infested

[milo-is-rambling]

Too emotional to jump back into the fic where I was earlier I’m gonna just bail on this one for now and read if eve ain’t in your garden

#I remember the first time I read ieaiyg Millie a #Millie sent it to me pretty late and I literally stayed up all fucking night reading it. got like a little over halfway thru and had to pass #out then the next morning I literally showered with one hand out of the water holding my phone reading it #like I could not put the fuckin thing down #and every time I read it it still hits that hard like it’s so good #and if u know me at all u know I don’t read long fic fuckin ever I am a short one shots bitch all the way but it’s just so good #I couldn’t stop reading it #anyways off to go think about the guy who peels peoples faces off while they’re still alive teehee *skips away joyfully* #I am like teehee little silly blorbo silly little baby petting zsasz while he tries to bite me and skin meand im still like aww what a cutie #and then black mask low key blorbofied #oughhh and that one part where they’re watching horror movies together oughhhh cidusudjfjejdiicfidksksk hot. okay I have said too much #or not enough idk but I’m gonna go read okay byeeeeeeeeese

[fandom-fae]

updating my pinned post is always very fun ahjdbdkdj

#lowkey tho its a funny feeling to unironically add ‘peter pan’ to my list of blorbos but it is what it is #im having another nostalgia phase so this was inevitable but still #moi #fandoms #peter pan #peter pan ouat #disney peter pan #ouat peter pan #the new adventures of peter pan #peter pan new adventures #idk what that shows actual english name is oof but i mean the 3d/cgi animated 2 season long show #lol #its so cute >.< #ugh i like every version of this character that i know lmao #it’s actually so odd how i don’t dislike any version rly tbh

[thattargboy]

What’s your opinion on Daemon?

I think you’re trying to kill me but I’ll bite

I used to find him like kinda boring but on my rewatch I don’t really I actually find him really engaging now and I don’t know why that changed (although honestly on my rewatch I’m thinking of all of the characters except Viserys more positively. Like Nyra bbygrl you have never done anything wrong 💕). I also want to scream and strangle something every time he does something and yes that is positive (whereas every time Viserys does something I also want to scream and strangle something and that is negative and positive. Positive good writing negative I hate his very being)

So yeah I like him now he’s camp

#green councilor #anon #when he sung to vermithor was pretty cool #who knows maybe in a month’s time I’ll wanna fuck him #unluckly as I’m very picky with men (I know it doesn’t seem like it but I am) but who knows #okay like 3% of me wants to fuck him but it’s solely because of the short hair #he’s kinda going under the anti-blorbo to blorbo pipeline that egg ii went under with me before I started this blog #but not in the like. ‘this is a character with great potential that’s poorly executed’ way #and more in the ‘I used to encounter fans of him that annoyed and now all I see are ones I like so I can breathe’ way #he’s like. my baelish. I hate him I want him dead he ruins everything I want to see what he does next #because somehow this turned into also a Viserys post am I the only where it’s like. you have some characters where it’s fun to hate them #and others where it’s not? #it’s fun for me to ‘‘hate’’ daemon and very unfun to hate viserys #honestly I don’t even hate daemon yet i just know I will because of b&c #I am enjoying his character a lot more tho now I just need to find my little fandom corner #*needed #past tense #Okay I still stand by this but now I want to dom and degrade him but I think it comes more from hate than lust /hj

[crazyw3irdo]

#crazwaz posted #this isn’t for anything i’m just curious #and yes i have more blorbos than this in case you’re wondering why someone isn’t on here #i determined my prime blorbos by just how often when i don’t know what to draw i draw them my default #*by default #…also not including ocs cause i know none of y’all like. know them #i mentioned making this poll and one single person said to do it and i am easily swayed #if i posted this right reblogs are off so audience limited to my followers i think? whatever if ur not a follower you can still vote idgaf

[salsflore]

... nobody look at the tags i’m two steps away from losing my mind and need to let it out

#sorry for hopelessly loving a homicidal and megalomaniac ginger do you guys still think i’m cool? #this is just childe rambling really #ugh. how awful #i miss him so so bad none of you get it srsly it’s upsetting how much i miss him #aggressively eating all the polaroids i have of him #HES SO HIDEOUS STOP IT LMFOAFKEK kiss me. what are you waiting for. #my wallpaper especially makes me feel silly this might be one of my fave childe arts #that i don’t want to miss you (like i do) song started playing. www how fitting KISS ME FUCK YOU #this shit is devastating AGH!@";@ #I NEED TO BE NORMAL BUT HOW. HES MY BLORBO?+?? #i am not gonna be normal when our anniversary comes #its a longgg way but. i just need something to look forward to !!! #so many things to stress abt in the next month i don’t know how to make it through i just. really really #what i would give to hug him ONCE (1) it doesnt matter if hes not real i'll clone him the fuck? #hes so so so so dear to me i hate it i hate how much i love him WHYYWYWYW AREN'T YOU REAL?!?%? #ssiggghhhhhhhhhhh...... barely getting by. i can only hope next month treats me kindly.. #i am horrified everyday with the more time that passes but god. zhongli & childe (luc doesn't count he's like There but like i said i'm- #-not as attached lmfao. we just hang out in my brain every sunday) r such huge comforts i love love love them #i had a dream about them recently it was nice. from the bottom of my heart i love love love childe (sorry li u get a brief mention at most) #i’m gonna explode into the sun #i have to rely on the little things to get by nowadays and i guess they dont count (??) but IT DOES TO ME !!! SHUT UP #i hope nobody has actually read this far i’ll cry #2 yrs... soonnnnnnn.......

[aberrantparadox]

*wears a sticker that says “Official Old One Fan”*

#I’m SORRY I DONT know why this is the blorbo I’m obsessed with I have bad taste okay </3 #I’m so sorry but I’ve earned it you don’t get him like I do okay #YES he’s irredeemably evil and cruel and vain but also I am obsessed with him #did he feel any guilt?? what did he like to do if not scheme?? was the first world better or did he just miss it so keenly he thought it was #is there literally any point to it no but I NEED to know what it felt like being a god. and still. mortal enough to fail. #what did he think before he was soaghettified?? #i literally turn him over and over in our mind. nothing and I tag team it. knowledge str8 from the stars #kevposting #committee memo

[dathen]

Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:

Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”

Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax."

Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”

SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”

Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”

Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

#dracula daily

[thefreakandthehair]

smooth operator

written for ‘hole’ | wc: 404 | rated: m | cw: n/a @steddiemicrofic

Crowd-work is Eddie Munson’s favorite part of stand-up. It’s actually become a niche of sorts, and tonight is no different.

“Something I’ve noticed in my time fucking men,” Eddie leads with, strolling across the makeshift stage, “is that you can tell how hot a guy is by how he takes off his shirt.”

The audience chuckles collectively.

“Don’t look at me like that, you know exactly what the fuck I’m talking about. We’ve all seen movies. You, in the navy blue,” Eddie gestures with his chin at a man sitting at a hightop with two girls. “You’re a good-lookin’ guy. Let’s see if you’re hot. Show us how you take your shirt off.”

Without hesitating, Blue Shirt stands up and in one swift motion, grabs the back of his shirt with one hand and tugs it off over what Eddie tries not to think is perfectly soft, perfectly messy copper locks. Turns out, it’s easy to not think about his hair, because every rational and coherent thought he’s ever had about anything comes to a screeching halt.

It kills his set because that’s not the Hot Guy Method he’s been referring to but there’s not a chance in cold, dark Hell he can stand on stage and lie in front of this cheering, clapping audience. This guy is fucking hot.

“Oh my God,” he says in the microphone as Blue Shirt shrugs and flushes, just a hint of pink crawling from the hollow of his throat to his cheeks. “That’s never worked before. That’s never worked. I did not— wow, I did not see that coming.”

The crowd continues to laugh and applaud, Blue Shirt sitting confidently on his barstool with his shirt still in hand. Motherfucker doesn’t even have the decency to put it back on so Eddie can move on.

He’s really dug himself a fucking hole with this one, huh?

“Jesus H. Christ, I meant to do the motion. And that’s— listen, that wasn’t the hot way I meant but for the first time ever, audience, I admit defeat. I don’t know what the Hell just happened, but that’s the hot way now.”

Blue Shirt raises his glass and fucking winks at him, before calling out in response. “Buy me a drink after the show and I’ll show you the hot way to take off a belt, too.” 

Eddie’s jaw falls open and Blue Shirt wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk. 

author's note: sometimes, you see a video of a stand-up comedian and drop literally everything you're doing to make it about your blorbos. this is one such time. @henderdads @steddieasitgoes it’s here!

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