#IM LITERALLY SHAKIN

[ellearts]

MCLAREN 2-3 BABIES WHATTHEFUCK QHAT THE ACTUAL

#LANDO ALMOST 1ST #OHMY GODOHMGYGOD #IM LITERALLY SHAKIN #INSANNEISNANENENE #2023 british gp #JESUS CHRIST #lando norris #oscar piastri

[shpadoinkle-day]

(south park halloween party)

#trey parker #from Facebook #THIS FIND WILL BE HARD TO TOP IM NGL #im literally losing my mind #local user with trey with lipstick as pfp is feeling normal about new trey with lipstick pic??? YEA IWISH #im literally shakin also i have a fever so imagine how i feel rn #THE BLACK NAIL POLISH HELLOOOOOO HELLO! #guys im dying #i convulsed when i saw this #thats the fever but still

[torturedcoveydepartment]

I WAS LITERALLY MAYBE EVEN RIGHT ABOUT THE BROADWAY PARt so ALL OF YOU CAN SIT DOWN IN THE BOAT.

#IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AND SHAKIN G AND I CANNOT HANDLE THIS AT ALL #SOMEONE HRLP MR RIGHT NOW #HOLY SHIT I CANT #broadway #rachel zegler

[furrysmp]

finally watched the martyn pov. Im actually gonna go feral yall that last second all but implies winners are watchers/listeners as canon

#limited life #liml spoilers #limlsmp #limlife #martyn littlewood #im actually goin feral here im biting a table and shakin so hard Im not functionin rn #you cannot tell me the purple creature in the void touching martyns hand and going fragment restored isnt implying hes now one of them i m #anyways i now see why cherri said meteor martyn that animation at the end is literally what I wanted to draw #im def still gonna make fanart of that im so vibin I had to leave family dinner early for this #aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[andoutofharm]

#HELLO HELLO HELLO IM LITERALLY SHAKIN G IM SO EXECITED JOE !!!!!!!!!!!

[gurorori]

i dunno wat wrong w me but i also cant care any more or our nervous system will shutdown entirely

#i understan why im so anxious over sharin my first art piece in a long while dats also depictin a vulnerable topic 4 me but why am i still #shakin!!! literally no one hws seen it yet!!! yr fine!!! shud i dleete it hhhghh #il l get better so it ok it aint good at qll bht ill get bettr #vent

[uwulouis]

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#just burned my arm so so bad #and i have to leave in a bit #put some ice on it and im just sitting there w my hand on the table and thr ice jknk #and bloggin w my other hand ofc #but also its sooooo cold here #and my house is so cold #so i just sittin here freezing my ass off hjvbhjb #literally shakin #oh well #shut up laura

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

im literally stuck on the toilet w no toilet paper sngxsbxbwbxbw h e lp

#also im p sure im lactose intolorabt #unrelated since i havent had dairy lately but still #o shit i might me sick nehfge #i have nuthin to whipe my ass bro #its been like 3 mins alr- #im literally shakin rn ( ͒ ́ඉ .̫ ඉ ̀ ͒)

[ocdisgusting]

like these last few months have taken their toll im just constantly feeling like in a state of not exactly all here and i do wonder if the cracking my head (not literally to my knowledge) has anything to do with it but if it did then that would mean i have aproblem, as i gave myself the injury a while ago. And i refuse to have medical problems so. Cant be that.

#this is so cliche but i literally just want to feel control and feel something aaLOOOL #whatever wjagever the blood is a bonus whayever #omg i am shiviering up a storm im omw downstairs for slme more bread then going to actual bed #i wont do anything its just soo *twirls hair* im normal and cool and in fact some say a mature adult #augh girl girl #my everythang shakin lol 70 F suddenly freezing? #the thoughts the images etc the horror etc gjrl whatever #like its such mindnumbing bullshit when im high but if im sober my brain actually cant handle the images and shit LOOOLSKSNDND #like idk really do feel like the tiger and the caretaker changed my life (more like a daycare worker and a toddler tho)

[duodusk]

la la la

#txt #uurhhh im so cold literally shivering broo whyy #i turned on thr heat in my dorm and it made the room 2 degrees colder . #n i have too much cwolbur enervy rn im shakin but i cant make thoughts make sense bc im COLD . god punsihign me. ir n skmething #anyway immgonna go eatch a 15 mintue video ahot club pebguin features bye

[starfxkr]

jayj x bestfriend childhood bestfriend readers first time and it’s super fluffy cuz they’ve wanted eachother for so long!!

jjs jaw literally drops when he sees you naked for the first time, laid on his bed like an angel. he literally rubs his eyes in disbelief and you can't help but smack his arm at the dramatics, "jeez jayj you act like you've never seen a girl naked before."

"ow- i mean damn girl can you blame me? never seen titties that nice like ever." he's absolutely giddy as he leans in to kiss you, struggling to even take off his shorts forcing him to detach himself. "my hands are fuckin shakin dude what the fuck."

never did either of you think yo'd ever cross this line, years of mutual pining and coy flirting finally led to the two of you having sex. and you would be lying if you said you didn't feel just as nervous.

"calm down its okay, here," you grab his hand, trailing it down your tummy to settle between your thighs. you couldn't help but giggle at the soft fuck he utters when he feels just how wet you are, "doesn't that feel good?"

"hell yeah, can't believe it's all for me." he gives you a softer kiss on the corner of your mouth, letting his fingers gently slip inside of your slick walls.

your eyes fluttered shut as he got to work, thick fingers pressingly masterfully against your g spot until you lay down-- lax and boneless underneath him. as he finally got back into his groove--cocky jj made his return. "yeah i bet that feels real good don't it? better than any of those other suckers you were with before."

nodding in affirmation, you couldn't even deny it. it was way better than any past encounters already and this was just his fingers, "cmon jayj just fuck me already."

"nope i dont think so pretty girl," he kissed your bellybutton, making it clench, "gonna make you cum just like this first." he wraps his lips around your puffy clit, making you arch your back in a moan.

each flick of his tongue and curl of his fingers made your thighs shake but he wouldn’t let you close them, keeping his free hand locked around one so you stayed open to his hungry mouth.

you cum with an almost pathetic whimper, squirming as the pleasure gets to be too much, fuck just get up here.” you pull jj away from your pussy with a lewd pop, moaning when he pulls his fingers out of you to stroke his shaft with a shudder.

“goddamn if thats how you sound with just my fingers,” he lines himself up, moaning loudly as he grips your hips and slides inside of you, “imagine how you’re gonna sound on my dick.”

the fucking stretch of him was delicious, filling you in a way you never felt before. each push of his cock inside your tender pussy punched soft grunts out of you, his hands were everywhere— your hips, your tits your thighs— pushing them up so he could fuck deeper into you.

jj was a mess, pulling you down onto his dick as fast as he could, it was impossible for him to look at you—he swore he would cum too fast if he did, so he preoccupied himself with kissing your neck but that wasnt enough.

“”you gotta kiss me babydoll or i’ma lose it.” he cups the back of your neck to bring you to his lips, kissing you with a fervour.

it was too much—his mouth, his hands, his dick. you couldn’t stop it, the pressure building in your cunt had you moaning into his mouth until you couldn’t kiss him anymore. “f-fuck jayj im gonna cum dont stop.”

the thumb pressed against your clit sent you over the edge, cumming with a shout around him.

“oh fuck, oh fuck-“ jj drops his head into your neck as you practically milk him, your cunt sucking as much of his cum as you can.

you legs drop back down shaking, “you’re heavy as fuck jj please move i can barely breathe.” you giggle and gently pry him off your shaking body. he collapses next to you and runs a hand through his sweaty hair.

“call me crazy but we shoulda fucked ages ago.”

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt

[t4tails]

MOSHI MONSTER MUSIC RANKED FROM GARBAGE TO MASTERPIECE

19. ponies

theyre just saying ponies over and over again in an autotuned voice. hyperpop for eight year olds except without the charm

18. shishis lullaby

once again the simplicity is its downfall... there is nothing going on here! somebody get shishi a hankey!!

17. bad to the biscuit

i do NOT like how he yells gimme those gummy buttons :/

16. shoney the amazin blazin raisin

shoney is a menace to moshi society. what a nothingburger of a song

15. go do the hoodoo

i actually think this one slaps but the racism definitely knocks it down significantly. i wish they werent like that because dont look now but i think i heard a twig crack 🕺

14. coco loco

gets a groove going and then RUINS it with a BURP joke. STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE

13. moshi twistmas

ill freely admit the vocals in this one kind of suck because of the childrens chorus but i think it has charm the ones lower than it lack... its cute

12. the pooky song

EEEEEEEGGGGGGSHEEEELLLLLSSSS 🏳️‍⚧️

11. the moshi dance

okay this one fucks. we are getting into fucks territory. the bangers. this one gets held back by the weird fucking baby lyrics is all... i understand its the joke but i do not want to hear lady googoos voice like that. but then the chorus hits and yessss bitch

10. i heart moshlings

this ones adorable but im not a fan of the soft singing. and the chorus prioritizes the gimmick over rhymes so it feels a little clunky, but the mv is soooo cute ^_^

9. diggin ya lingo

the hip hop genre does not gel well here but once again the chorus is so groovy i cant help but do a little shimmy. a little shakin

8. sweet tooth stomp

im not as big a fan of this as some others but i can appreciate game. and sweet tooth has game

7. head over heels

the worse of zack binspins iconic singles. but this ones pretty hilarious like why is blingo such an asshole 🤨

6. the iggy chomp

i have no excuse for this being so high up. im literally dancing to this like its 2009. sorry

5. the missy kix dance

i never heard this one as a kid but its suoer catchy. missys adorable too. she should stay away from zack binspin. she deserves better than him

4. do the doodle

LETS FUCKING GO MR SNOODLE 😩 hes so real. this unironically bangs it fucks it goes hard do the doodle mr snoodle live ur truth

3. moptop tweenybop

this is the one that personally gets stuck in my head the most but the ones above it have better artistry so it gets 3rd. i wake up at 2am on the regular with this chorus haunting my mind

2. uptown fifi

the STYLE the GRACE the sleekness...! and it tells a story about a cute little diva dog? what is not to love!!

okay not to be predictable but somehow the "villains songs are always the best" rule continues even in moshi monsters. 10/10 thank you moshi for these fantastic songs

1. dr strangeglove

#og post

[twstedforyou]

toooo everyone askin if im alright i went to the hospital for a whiel aprpently but i literally cant rememrber anyuthing and everytime i ask people arouns me they allo cant remmerber but thats propabyl beacuse were a household of rellrllly rlylry rly lr ylrly rold peeps like 60s 70s level and out ELDEDST 9not my big sis theres two of them alien rememrbe_ and whatevr they work at is super exhausting n inapaprently so they always come home superpsupeurpsure tire d too and be careful its about to get WACKK FROM HERE ON ccchehck youselr f before you wereck youself BUCKOS STAY SAFE DONT DO WEIRD DRUGS OR LET YOUR BLIND AS SHIT ALSO PRPPOLY A LIL LOOPY TIRED OLD POPS GIVE YOU DRUGS WHEN HE BARELY SPeAKS ENGLISH UNLEsss ITS HALLMAKR CARD PERFEVT HOW MANY DOCTORS DID YOU FINDNND WHAT AM I TAKIN WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW JACK SHIT WHERE DID WE PUT ANYTYHIIIIN IN THIS HOUSE ITS SO FUCKIN COLD IN ERHER MY HANDA ARE SHAKIN AND BRUNIN AND GOD SMITE ME WHERE I STHAND AT THIS POINT IF I BIT E THE DUST PUT MY ASHES ON PAAPER AND SEND IT TO THAT BOWLCUT TSPIN SHIT IF I DREW YOU SOMETHING KEEP IT ITS YOURS I HOPE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY cauSE THEY MAKE ME HAPPY EAT ELL WELL GO OUTSEIDE HAVE FUN GO BUCK WILD THIS IS MY FORMAL LEGALS WRITtEN WORD DO YOU KNOW MNAY REPOSTS AND SPEACCHES AND PLOTLITCS AND NEWS AND SCINCE NSFKL ANDMEDICINEINF IVE HAD TO WRITE AND TYPEW AND ORAGICNE N KLADJLJLADKJ I I MADE THIS FOR THE FUCKING PEOPL AND THE PEAPLE DEMANDA IT JUST FUCKING GO FOR IT I WANNA SEE IT LET THIS BE MY CURSED LEGACY WASH IT CLAEN BABBYYY JST DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT WRITE OR DRAW IT I AINT FUCKIN STOPPIN OYOU ANYMORE IT SYOURS

BUT ALSO IM GOONNA BR DRAWIN AND WRITING IT WE CAN COMPARE NOTES OR WAHTER ILL SEE YALL IN HELL IM GOING BACK IN THE HOEL THE DITVCH WONDER:AND WIXARD OF OZ NARNIA INTOT HE FUCKING DIFERS OGT AHT GINAT VOALCANO WHYA RE WE ALSO WATCHING SHOWS OF PEOPLE KICKIN THE BUCKET ANYWAS IM OUT PEACE LOVE YALL STAY SAFE WATCH OUT FOR OLD PEPOPLEIF IM ATILL KCIKK IN ILL REPOST BACK MAYBE PRETTY SURE ILL FOEGET AGAIN BUT HELL YEAH IM STILL HERE

[celestie0]

KICKOFF GOJO AND READER ARE SO TAYLOR SWIFT CODED I LITERALLY HEAD CANON THEM SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS TOGETHER IN GOJOS CAR IN THIER SHARED PLAYING THIER SO STYLE CODED IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

YESS THANK YOU FOR THIS BC MY KICKOFF PLAYLIST I MADE IS PRETTY MUCH JUST 60% TAYLOR SWIFR I GO INSANE LISTENING TO HER SONGS WHILE WRITING FOR THEM 😭😭😭

you’re sooo right they are massive style coded pls :””) also you didnt ask but i will take any excuse to talk ab blondie so i’ma just share a few of the other songs that remind me of them 🤣😭

style fosho is the THEME SONG, daylight (i had this one on blast while i was writing ch9 it just fit them so weeeelll), messagw in a bottle, snow on the beach (ughh this is the song i had on repeat during ch5 when reader realizes she has feelings for him), gold rush, hits different (omg the bridgeee reminds me of them sm especially ‘i trace the artifacts, cried over a hat, cursed the space that i needed’ is so reader coded haha), nothing new, the lakes (haha i love this bc of the line ‘i’m settin off but not without my muse’ since gojo is kinda her photography muse), how you get the girl (i alr know imma have this one blasting while writing ch10 bc cmonnn its time for gojo to stand there like a ghost shakin in the rain n fight for her affection again heheh), peace (i listen to this one from gojo’s pov to reader n it makes me sad :””)), slut! (the mid chorus ugh)

AGAIN IM SOREY IK U DIDNR ASK BUR I JUST HOPE UR AS HOPELESSLT OBSESSED W BLONDIE AS MUCH AS ME OR WLSE RHIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING HAHAH

#wearin my heart on my sleeve rn loool #theres a ts song for everything #kickoff #asks

[goldenimpact]

hELLO IS ANYONE OUT THERE????

OKAY HI hELLO  FIRST OFF I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL NOW

THAT THE EVIL WHATEVER I AM HAS FALLEN AND GCANT GET UP COMMERCIAL

SOMETHIN SEOMTHIGN DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN THE ANSWER IS YES I GOT SHOVES TO THE FLOOR RECENTLY AND THIS FUCKIN BRUISE ISNT FADING FUNNNY HAHA OK PLEASENTRIRSSE ARE DONE

UH IM CATHERINE, MOD-SAN, GOLD, whatever they're callin me nowadays holy shit dude my hands are shakin like crazy

they've had me literally cleaning house PRETTY MUCH AS SOON AS I RECOVERED all work no play makes jack a dull boy thats me IM jack damn it i can't tell if i've eveolved into  a live-in housekeeper or some sort of roomaate and the paymetnt si s that i get to keep my lifeand also i REALLY need to move my keyboard over or get the window to leave the screen cause i can't blind type it just ain't happenin my leg's jitterering like hell BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS IM ALIVE YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but i have absolutely NO CLUE how ;long THAS gonna last BBUT the great news is that ive finally been able to sit at my dangf computer and and actual;ly TYOOUCH ANFD LOOK AT IT ive practically been buried in all the freezers BUT ANYWAYS GOD MY HANDSA THEY STING SO FUCKING IABAD D ALKl ANYWAYS IM ALIVE IM STILL HERE IM TRYING?????????? TO GET BACK BUT EVERYONE HERE IS UHH NOT GOOD TO PUT IT LIGHTLY ITS TERRIFYIN OVER HERE BUT IM SENDING MY WELL WISHES THAT EVERYONE IS OKAY OVER THERE AND YOU SURVIVED WHETER THE HECK ANGR MY BIG SDIS MUST"VE SBUBJECTED YALL TOO BEACSE SHE IS FUCKING PISSSEEED LATELY IM GENUUNINLY WORRIED FOR OURLIVES LEVEL THERES SO MANY FIGHTS AND COMING-OUT-ABOUT-HER-LEGEND-OF-VIOLENCE STORY AND THE SHOOTIGN REVENTLY AND POINT IS THE LEGAL STUFF MIGHT GET RESOLVED OKAY?????? DADS MAGIC PROTAG POWERS OR WHATER APAPRENTLY HE KNOWS EVREYONE PERSON ON THE PLANET ITS GODDAMN WITCHCARAFT BUT MOMS DROPPIN LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY BBBBBBUYT OTS HER BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK AND WERE GONNA TRY AND TAKE ME OUTSIDE AND SEE IF I EXPLODE IN THE SUNLIGHT SO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUH THANKS FOR EVERYTHIGN I LOVE YOU GUYS ILL TRYT TO FUCKIN REACTIVATE ALL MY ACCOUNTS ALL A BAJILLION OF THEM APPARENTLY I WAS ONE CRASY AKJSFI KID PLEAASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON MY BI G SIS WAKES UP SOON IF SHE HEARS ME IM GETTTIN IT I HAVE NO FUCKIN IDEA WHATS GOIN ON ON YOUR SIDE CAUSE NO ONE IS SAYIN JACK SHIT BADUM TSSHH BUT I GOT  MY SHIT COMIN AT LIKE 9 AM RIGHT WHEN I TAKE MY VERY MYSTERIOUS NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO ANYMORE MEDS AND IF I KICIK THE BUCKET AT LEAST I FUCKING STAYED BABY YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALSO IM NOT DRUNK WE DONT DRINK IN THIS HOUSE EVER BUT I DEFINITYL NEEDS A LIL HELP IN LIKE ANY SORT OF MEANIN NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE FUCKIN REMEMBERS ANYTHING IN ANY SOR TOF WAY FOR ANY SORT OF THING ITS AN ACTUAL I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CALLIN OR TOUCHIN SHIT OR WHAT TALL THIS SHTI IS IN THE HOUSE AND FRANKLY IM TERRIFIED CAUSE EVREYONE LEAVES POR PASSES OUT BEFORE I CAN GET A CLEAR ANSWER AND AND ADN COLD WAR INTELLIGENCE WHATHER NEWS STORY OLD POPS HERE IS PUTTIN ON TV ANYWAYS LOVE YOU GUYS STAY SAFE CALL OUT IF YOU SEE ME IN THE WILDS SOMEDAY BUYYEYEEE

WAIT I JUST REMEMBRED BIG SIS IS GONNE DESTROY SHIT SOON SONSONSOON SHIT HSHISTHSHIT OK ANYWAYS ERVYTHIN ONLINE LOOKS OKAY FROM WHERE I CAN SEE IT IN MYSETRUOS VPN LAND AND IM GOIN THROUGH MY COMP RIGHT NOW BUT EVREYON IN OUR HOUSE RECOGNIZES THE DISCORD SYMBOL PROBABLY>>>?????? SO IM TRYIN TO FIND ALL OTHER CONTACTS BUT ITS JUST A BUNCH OF EMAILS DDDDUDE I JUST HAD TO LET YALL KNOW WE'RE ALIEV HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE WELL LOVE YALL EVER IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT ASTY SAFE WATCH OUT FOR FUKCING PUNCHES OR SIDESWEEPS AND MY BIG SISSS KILLING BLOW AND THE FCKKGNGI  SWORD ON TOP OF HER BOOKSELG OR THE LITTLE GUN THING IN HER LCOSET WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN IN HER ROOM ANYMROE ANYWASY DONT DIE OUT THERE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT BURY ME UNDER A BLUE SKY WITH ALL MY SHIT IIM HANDING  DOWN WHATEVR THE ITTY BITTY NOT SO BITTY NEICE WANTS LIL PRINCESS LILLY HAACKER SCAMMER HUSTLER SECOND LEGEND OF VIOLENCE IN THE MAKIN IM GONNA FUCKIN PASS OUT I HAVE NO  IDEA OF FUCKIN ANYTHIN THATS HAPPPENIN HERE EVERERR GOD CAN I TALK TO ANYONE THAT ISNT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD THAT THIGNS I HAVE HEARSD ABOUT THE PWOPLE ROUND HERE any ewysbans m y hands are shak in and breakin and crankin love yall stay safe dont fall into a ditch like me ever again mMWAHH TEDDIE IF YOURE OUT I STILL OWE YOU THAT FUCKIN LETTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ccorinthian]

IM LITERALLY SHAKIN IM A CHIHUAHUA OR SOME OTHER BEASTLY THING