#IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON EARTH.

[leatherbookmark]

genuinely fucking baffled at people who watch shows that are CLEARLY comedies and call them "devastating", expect "historically accurate" endings and basically act like of/md or go/mens were the first shows they've ever watched. you CAN'T all be media illiterate teenagers, i don't believe that, so why do you act like them :'(

#like i GET getting emotional/crying/being stressed out at sadder/tenser scenes but christ aliiiiiive #i don't. i just don't and dya wanna know why? because the rest of the show is not a fucking drama! and i know they're going to be alright! #and a ton of jokes will be made in the process! #mary fully intends to kill stede with a skewer to his brain and five minutes later they're talking about love! #IS THIS YOUR FIRST DAY ON EARTH. #are you like those people who think shows for children are nonstop rainbows fun and little songs. would you say that lion #king is NOT a show for CHILDREN holy SHIT it's so DARK if you watched it today. #Are You People Good. For Realsies #shrimp thoughts

[mettywiththenotes]

I like to imagine Kudou "Got together with Yoichi in less than 2 months" is infuriated with Izuku "Miscommunication with Kacchan for 10+ years" Midoriya

He is tapping his foot waiting for those kids to talk and kiss already

#he wasn't even there all those years but he sees the way izuku acts around bakugou and wants to rip his hair out #kudou: back in my day we didn't beat around the bush like this. we didn't have time to. #kudou: we just confessed and kissed because the world was in chaos and you didn't know whether it would be your last day on earth or not! #izuku looking at yoichi: First... please help #it would probably be like that #or maybe #izuku: its hard to explain but me and kacchan... we've only just started talking normally again and i can't mess that up #izuku annoyed: it's a lot more complicated than what you think it is #smthg like that idk lol #i feel like izuku would overthink whether the crush is mutual or not because of their history #and kudou's 2 seconds away from grabbing him by the shirt (?) and telling him to confess already #for their (the vestiges) sakes #bnha #bnha manga spoilers #kudoichi #bakudeku #mettys posts #metty posts #bnha spoilers #kudou #izuku midoriya

[legallybrunettedotcom]

i really don't get when people make it seem like it's so contradictory and odd to be posting on a social media site about both a serious issue and something trivial. do your conversations in real life don't work like that?

#like do you think i think i'm doing groundbreaking work by posting? is this genuinely your thought process? #some of you insanely stupid i swear it's like it's your first day on earth

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Fuck you. Red Dwarf: Better Than Life novel fanart

"Lister did something then he wouldn't have done in any other circumstances whatsoever. He started to eat a sofa.

This seemed to go down well. There was a cacophony of whirrs, clicks and whistles, and the cockroaches circled in delight.

'Well, it's been absolutely wonderful,' Lister found himself saying. 'Terrific place you've got here,' he said to the mother roach. 'And you serve a wicked rotting sofa. But I really must be going.' He nodded, threw in a few clicks and whistles for good measure, and climbed on the first roach's back. It waddled speedily down the length of the cave, and flung itself over the mountain side. "

#red dwarf #infinity welcomes careful drivers arrived today!!! im tempted to read it at school tomorrow but its dr who day :/ i should honour the doc #better than life #my first rd fanart ever :)) the earth lore is so dark holy shit fuck #imagine you woke up some day and every human was dead but you and you had no one to return to so you figure #guess ill just fly back to earth and see if its still there. what else would i do #and then you crash landed on an ice world and then the ice age suddenly fucking ended and there was garbage everywhere and acid was raining #and slowly but surely you realize; after you narrowly escape acid rain and fire rain; that this IS earth #because while you were sleeping Earth was designated Garbage World and all the Garbage was dumped there and it just flew away off into spac #and then you were left to your own devices on the garbage planet with 8ft roaches on it for 34 fucking years #anyway. im normal about it.

[yuurionviktor]

Feeling warmth of the sun for the first time

Also this is a slight reference to my absolute favorite painting by Vasily Golubev (I even made a text version for Harrow)

(Text on the picture says «Хорошо, что вчера не повесился!» which means «Good thing I didn’t hang myself yesterday!»)

I really wish Harrow got to feel hopeful at least for a while

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #harrow the 9th #gideon the ninth #tlt #this is LITERALLY my all time favorite painting #like it altered my brain chemistry unironically bc it’s so HOPEFUL #and at the same time so down to earth #like you know how suicide survivors say they realize what’s important in life after the unsuccessful attempt? #and how small some problems are compared to the gift of life? #and how you should cherish every small moment (like the one depicted where sun is warm on your face) #(in the first days of spring after winter aka The Rough Patch) #that’s what it did for me #things ive made #fanart #it’s also my twt handle for the personal acc

[yeonban]

I might be ~quirky~ for this (welcome to my twisted mind and etc) but I genuinely have so much fun with shipping nowadays, ever since I chose to be singleship for each muse. I feel like my adhd has never allowed me to pour even half as much care and attention into a ship as I'd have loved to when I had multiple ones at the same time per muse, so being able to focus on a single romantic dynamic per muse really feels like a weight off my shoulders

#* ooc. / posts. #I also know my adhd is all over the place so at times I may go a few months w/o bringing that specific muse (and thus ship) up #(unless you approach me in dms; in which case my mind typically instantly goes !!! on the muse & ship) #so I'm INCREDIBLY touched whenever my ship partners agree to be singleship w me. It's truly such an honor and blessing to me #and I feel like it's much easier for my muse to get very attached when their romantic attention only goes to a single person; #so you can best believe that from the moment we start shipping your portrayal will ALWAYS. and I mean /ALWAYS/ be intertwined with mine #doesn't matter if you drop the muse or leave tumblr or stop writing altogether. your muse will Always be my muse's special someone #I've had tons of ships where my partner disappeared off the face of the earth one day and yet all I've done was change 'singleship' #to 'noship' bc my muse's heart to this day (several irl years later) continues to be with their portrayal; REFUSING to look at anyone else #Granted this is also why I'm so picky with shipping; in the sense that I let my muse lead the way til they fall in love #and only THEN do I ask the mun if they're fine w our muses being a thing (and thus being singleship w me) #I used to say yes to people just asking to ship and while I know that's a neat option too; I simply. Cannot do that these days ADGHSAJDSDK #nothing against anyone nor against that route; but I've had a good share of ships that crumbled or made me lose muse bc my muse wasn't #feeling the ship. so I'm no longer going ahead unless the muse falls first and makes ME start shipping it rather than the other way around #and that decision has unironically made me feel so light and comfortable here AHDSAJDSKDJ #AH NEY WAYZ!! I need to be sedated bc why am I awake at 11 am. I HAVE NOT SLEPT.

[crescentfool]

with the year coming to a close, i hope that anyone who's reflecting about how the year went remembers to be kind and fair to themselves with how you evaluate the year as a whole.

i think there are definitely times when life throws things that are... Not So Great at you. whether if it's some external circumstance that surprised you, or maybe your mentality wasn't at it's best. i wish for anyone who's encountered those kinds of challenges to be able to triumph over them and be able to say that they got through it.

heck, it might still be a work in progress even though you've kept chipping away at it, and that's ok! the results will show themselves eventually as you work through it! and i hope that we can all remember to be patient with ourselves as we go through these processes (learning, healing, etc.), because damn, it can be frustrating when you feel like you're "not there yet."

knowing that life can be rough at times, i think it's unfair to yourself (and others) to discount and downplay any progress you've made this year- whether if it's something that you did for the first time, or maybe you came to a new understanding and insight that you didn't have in the previous year.

it's not to say that you should undermine the validity of your experience with hardship, but to take the time to remind yourself what makes life worth living. to recall what moments were the most satisfying to you- and use it to strengthen your resolve for the next year and beyond. no amount of hardship will ever take away from the fact that you deserve to have hope that things will get better.

i hope that looking back on the year, you don't leave out the things you cherish. that you can remember the good that came this year. whether if the small victories are things like meeting someone new, trying something out for the first time, or making some strides in a long-term project/obligation...!

i wish everyone a happy new year! may it be prosperous, and that your life can move in a direction that's close to what you want out of life. you're all going to do great! remember to congratulate yourself for what you did well! despite everything, you're still here, and that's wonderful. never forget that!

#lizzy speaks #hello everyone. i know that there are *checks calendar* still 20 days left of december and 2023 #but i've had a lot of strong emotions and feelings i've had to sort through as i've been thinking about how 2023 went for me #so a lot of what i've written here comes from the perspective of someone in their early 20s #it's like... a crash and burn from when you were a teenager thinking that you know everything #and realizing how big the world is and how many responsibilities there are #all while a feeling of overwhelm looms over as you try to sift your way through the world and adjust your understanding of it #for me i've definitely had an underlying thought that 'you should have your shit together by now why aren't you there yet' #and it's! not motivating! at all! to think that way. and it's made me more than ever want to be a friend to myself. to extend a patient- #kind voice to myself that reminds me that others are also trying to navigate these feelings and to accept that i'm not going to have an- #instantaneous understanding of how one goes about adulthood. and neither will they. even if they look 'put together.' #like... these people have also undergone similar stresses and along the way figured out how to navigate through that space #and personally i've found peace in knowing that there are people who are older than me. trusting that they've dealt with these things too i #some shape or form and that them living... being here.. is proof that we shall be fine in the end and that we will move past what plagues- #our mind. there's definitely been some... anger i've had this year that. school didnt teach me these things or skills!! i was so mad lol #but hey if we are little guys who are living on planet earth for the first time we shouldn't condemn ourselves to an unrealistic standard- #of going through life and being able to instantly do everything 'correctly' and know how everything works #i'm still working on improving that patience... and also trying to put in the work to understand these things. #in the midst of a very tough week for me i was tempted to say that 'nothing happened this year it was not productive' #but then i was like. that's. objectively not true if you just look at other things. also theres worth in life outside of 'productivity' #...i think i passed 20 tags at this point. but like. my favorite thing about 2023 was meeting so many cool awesome people! #who would've known that funny lil squid game could bring so many connections and friendships i cherish! #thank you so much! for being a part of my life and changing me for the better! for giving me many fond memories! #and i'm very grateful to anyone who supported me and my art this year... for sticking around even though i wished i could do more #it means the world to me knowing that there's proof that i exist and have touched someone's life in a positive way! thank you! truly! #ANYWAY. happy early new year. i hope everyone can nourish a friend in their head that extends acceptance and patience to themselves #as we try and make sense of the world together. there will be things that we don't understand yet! but one day we will! and it'll be like #wow! look how far i came! i'm okay! i'm alive! yipee! thank you for reading this post i made to get my feelings out! have a nice day!

[deathbypixelz]

Remember that the first step in "reduce, reuse, recycle" is REDUCE. Not buying a water bottle made out of recycled... idk... jeans or whatever when you already have a perfectly functional plastic water bottle helps way more than buying the recycled jeans water bottle. Taking care of that plastic water bottle and making it last as long as possible helps way more than buying a new recycled jeans water bottle every year because you don't clean them/keep dropping them/etc.

When your old stuff finally wears out, that's when you buy the recycled jeans water bottle. Don't buy it just to buy it. Use what you already have for as long as possible.

#anyway happy earth day #just a sentiment i've seen elsewhere but would like to see more #we live in capitalism hell of course they'll try to make us forget the 'reduce' part lol #so do your best to remember it! #there'll be a lot less reusing and recycling to worry about if you don't buy the thing in the first place

[honesttoglob]

Cesare originally thinks that Penny, Billie and Tim are Steve's biological children. When he rolls up for the first time and sees four clowns instead of one, he instantly thinks they must be REAL clowns and assumes Steve must've like fissioned off three different guys while underground. That's why he hires a crew: because he thinks this time he'll need backup.

#bigtop burger #btb steve #btb cesare #btb penny #btb billie #btb tim #He sees them out of clown drag for the first time and is like OH GOD THEY EVEN HAVE HUMAN DISGUISES THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT HOW DEVIOU #And when he sees Penny has a kid he's like FUCK SHIT FUCK WE'RE DOOMED THE EARTH IS DOOMED #Cesare sees Tim alone manning the grill one day and he's like #Hey Clown where's your dad? #And Tim is like wtf do you want to know about my dad for you creep?????

[ju-ji]

Anyway so glad we’re done with August like it’s been real but it’s time to get off my screen now BYEEEEE 👋👋👋👋

#hate that this is my first exposure to that actor bc now he’s always gonna be August to me 😭😭😭 #but. *dropkicks him off the face of the earth* #also bitch the ‘I collapsed and had to go to the hospital’ u sprained your fucking wrist that seems like a skill issue to me :/// #I did not buy that excuse and day shouldn’t have either #sweetie ur too easy I love u but he did not sprain his wrist and ‘collapse’ #he just doesn’t care about your feelings beloved #last twilight #I’ll put it in the tag this time why not #also if u read this in the tag don’t bother looking at my blog for more there isn’t any it’s just been me depression spiraling for the past #week like really don’t read my blog if I have another post I want anyone to see I’ll put it in the tags lmao

[basslinegrave]

thinking about the sonic 2 premiere i went to alone, at like 3pm (it was def early afternoon but not sure when) with just like 5 other people in the room (moms with kids) and how everyone left before the credits ended and i was sitting there Gripping the fuck out of the seat in front of me after the whole movie and then seeing post creds shadow i yelled (quietly) (sorry to the staff guy coming in to clean) it was the best movie experience ive ever had cant believe its been almost 2 years now

also the very next day i went to see it again with a friend to show him what the fuck i just saw and also make sure what i saw was actually real and not a daydream

#what i wish fnaf was like #rewatched the movie so many times most of it doesnt feel good anymore and i cringe hard at some spots #but it has amazing scenes still. ofc all the stob ones (which killed me in the cinema) but also the super sonic ending ate #the tails scenes were kinda ass and the humans are so so #i liked the wedding scene when i first saw it but i do agree it was too long. it should be about furry aliens and not random ppl #unless its stone #also toms actor i forgot your name but youre not all that im sorry. the gag reel of him dancing i could do without it thx #i hope jim comes back one last time and they work with shadow somehow but there should also be a big threat #thinking about chaos would be cool. im also expecting chaos emeralds collecting #if its meant to be a trilogy and then a wrap up they need to go out with a bang #buut i feel like they could do more mini series after like knuckles (if it ever sees the light of day) or make spinoffs #a shadow spinoff of him looking for his past would literally write itself honestly #they could do less of the humans and not focus on robotnik and stuff maybe even do some portal traveling off earth

[crescentmp3]

love planning out an entire video game that will take me years of learning to get started on making.

#well! you start somewhere‚ i suppose. #it's a meta game that takes inspiration from bad end theater‚ deltarune‚ there is no game and oneshot ^^ #we have stereotypical characters carrying out a stereotypical rpg when - oh no! the villainess stepped out of the generic conclusion by/ #/almost winning. that's not right! so the program has glitched. #one existential crisis later‚ the heroine‚ sidekick and villainess team up to go on an adventure within the players computer. #and what do you know‚ going on a journey with your destined enemy sure does wonders for self-reflection! #that's the basic idea‚ at least. i've written out the basic plot and am currently working on the characters. #simply‚ they will in the first part be perfectly stereotypical and generic characters that fit their archetypes. #when they begin to journey together instead of against each other‚ they will realise many things and grow as characters‚ figuring out/ #/things about themselves they were previously blind to‚ fixing their flaws and changing for the better. #how lovely. how lovely. i cannot wait to make this one day in the future #im also quite fond of the characters in their grown states when they gain a personality beyond their destined archetype #and also. heroine and villainess discover lesbianism and sidekick discovers aromanticism. peace and love on planet earth #🌙rambling #🌙farglitch

[fujianvenator]

chowdah every day i pray for yankees to die

#vic.txt #they keep going on posts abt the asian heatwave and saying ermm thats normal xD theres something called the sun that makes the earth warm #first of all people are dying from the heat kill yourself like genuinely #second of all none of you bitches can even stand a MILD day here when you dipshits come here on your stupid vacations #burning up in the sun and sweating buckets stinking up every area ur in coz ur disgusting white ass bathes once every 3 days

[gibbearish]

am finally back home and can say without a doubt that i am just fundamentally not built for long distance travel however the train was much nicer than planes

#that being said. pressurized cabins drive me insane a little bit #and also it gives you pretty intense sea legs for a While #like. the ones from the first trip hadnt gone away by the return one. so. might be stuck with that for a few days #we shall see #also ajr live fucks severely #the albums were already incredible but that was a goddamn religious experience #like. idk the way i think abt it is theyre more djs than a regular band esp w their performance showing the making of way less sad #like their music is very electronic‚ theyre making mixes of their own sound effects more than singing in one go #so like. the vocals were a teeensy bit rough at times #notably times it has taken me Literally Hundreds Of Hours Practice to be able to consistently sing along with #and times ive found its literally physically impossible to like. no matter what #idc how big your lungs are‚ there is no human on earth who can do that final run of karma in one breath #much less to An Entire Stadium After An Hour Of Jumping And Dancing And Singing Loud As Fuck #so like i dont blame them for that‚ you dont go to live shows expecting it to be 100% perfect anyways jwbdjsbfksb #the trumpet however. well she was certainly playing sometimes. and was very enthusiastic about her flares. #however. in most of their songs they use midi trumpets to my ear at least #meaning she was likely an addition specifically for live performances and in my personal band kid opinion #prooobably was not in any of the like. higher tier bands? idk just. a lot of the mistakes she was making were hitting as stuff that got #taught out of us the instant we joined any band beyond regular concert #so i would guess she was probably just like. a friend who happened to play trumpet in high school or maybe even just middle school #and they knew that the trumpet parts in their pieces were big and distinct enough that like they /had/ to get a live player #and just kinda. didnt anticipate the audition -> performance gap #like. her tone was really fried the whole time like she was playing as hard as possible #which. she was mic'd. have the sound guy turn her up. #the way they did it made it sound like she was using a mute but not. like she only got the bad parts of a mute from it yknow #her tempo and timing were. bad. theres no nice way to put that one it just Was Bad‚ like the trumpet runs in ajr songs arent. complicated #like. quite literally if you handed me the sheet music right now i would have it down perfect in a week at absolute most #and better than that player on sightread. like. we did so many sightreading drills. #like ill share my band kid creds if anyone cares but i need to emphasize this isnt me being braggy like. they genuinely just arent hard #fuck im out of tags. w/e i think only like one of yall also listens to them anyways so i can leave it there

[kukisana]

I really, really, really wanna write Alpha!Aemond bitching Alpha!Luke, scenting him & all, and Luke’s like ‘sorry, we can’t leave Kings Landing yet. My duty is calling me’ and then he’s chaning from Alpha to Omega bc that’s the concept of bitching and his family pretends to be shocked, and then he comes back from Storm’s End reeking of his uncle and---- /rambles on and on and on

Like, imagine if he can’t even conceive children, bc he was an Alpha first and him becoming an Omega comes with some downsides and Luke would hate it so much, and Aemond would hate that, because ‘can’t believe you once took my eye. look at you, how disappointing’ and Luke misunderstands it and--- /ramblerambleramble But why do I have to write it myself, it’s such a torture when english is not your native language.... OTL Give me the energy to write it /stares at my hands

#personal note #Lucemond #one day i will do it #even if i'm an old granny.... #god will send me back to earth like go and finish all your wips first

[blowmymongrelmind]

this guy walked up to me reading at a table and was like "are you an artist?" and i was like "sometimes" and he was like "oh, im supposed to be meeting someone here, an artist for an event, i thought it might be you"

i hate the way other people think and communicate, do you really think that tardy fool is the Only Artist In The City?

#sage.txt #literally why wouldnt you just be like 'are you kyle im waiting for kyle' #why would you ask if im an artist At All. is this your first day on earth #also listen ok im aware that i posted that i need a haters app like 2 days ago #and have since made nothing but bitter bean ass posts but Listen ok #*runs away*