#JUST GIVE THEM WRINKLES

[localgardenweed]

Ok regarding the new illustration of China can we talk about how one WHY DOES HE HAVE A DUMPY look closely and he has like a fat fucking ass and secondly why does he have the most like womanly thighs and body shape ive ever seen my first thought when i saw it drop was “THEY TWINKED HIM THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT YAO” like the “They Got Gina” Vine. I know he was already a bit twinky but he’s entering “That one guy in every piece of BL/Yaoi/MLM written by a straight cis woman who can’t fathom the fact they are both guys and do guy things and look like guys so has to make one feminine to be able to cope and not in just a casual way like no thats just a girl, they just last minute slapped the BL Yaoi Gay MLM title before print” territory. I know men can present themselves in any single shape or form but its the specific undertone it gave off. I almost started talking about how in the context of this being a piece of gay media it makes it worse but completely forgot IT ISNT like “oh yeah the fandom is gay fr and hetalia the creature just queerbait fuck” I dont know if its just me it’s probably just me but it just made me give a slight side eye, anyway that was my two cents. Also WE CAN ALMOST SEE HIS DICK WHAAATTTTTTT WHY CAN I PRACTICALLY SEE HIS COCK AND BALLS??!??!

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #hetalia #hws #hetalia china #hws china #i had to speak my truth im sorry #i worry for him guys I worry #i like him being a but flamboyant/having traditional feminine interests but Hima my dude its getting a little too close to the line man #you already hit England with the twink ray too #JUST GIVE THEM WRINKLES #rocking back and forth debating oosting this cause i want to live but just gonna hope this doesn’t start all out war which probably wont #the paranoia comes to get me everytime though i will never be free

[sciderman]

i simply CANNOT get behind the current movement at marvel where they insist that peter parker and johnny storm would ever grow out their facial hair.

this is a formal CEASE AND DESIST. wildly OUT OF CHARACTER for both of them. this is GROSS and INDECENT. stop IMMEDIATELY.

#sci talks comics #i get that they want them to look older or whatever but come on just. give them frown lines. give them wrinkles. stop this. #johnny's moustache is a crime against all that is decent in this world. i can't pick up a f4 book solely because of his moustache. #you're losing sales marvel. how could you do this to johnny. #peter's beard isn't as offensive but please. he oesn't need it. #whats more i do NOT believe MJ would be into the beard at all. #this is all criminal.

[daemon-in-my-head]

Sometimes I can sit down and actually get shit done. Sometimes I can attempt that realism bit. And then I get too tired of blending, so whatever the fuck this is happens, and I'll just accept it. Close ups under cut.

#im definitely not just posting this so i stop going back and “breakfixing” things #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #durgetash #bg3 gortash #bg3 durge #gortash x durge #love how gorty makes my oc look even more like a waling corpse #ok well the light doesnt help i suppose #enough tag rambling #pls dont expect me to do this ever again idefk which brushes ive used #it was like all of them and more #anyway im not going back to fix it #call it artistic freedom i want him to glow #yes i just wanted to give that guy a crown #my durge just over here to really contrast stuff #their faces are 100% burned into my sclera now and i can see their wrinkles with my eyes closed

[operationjetset]

wish more ieytd fandesigns looked older if that makes sense. not phoenix i dont care what people do with phoenix make that beast as unidentifiable as humanly possible but. im not sure. all of the existing humans in this game are in their 40s or 50s to me i cannot comprehend a human design of the fabricator without wrinkles and huge eyebags yknow what i mean

#i expect you to die #it might just be me? no shame to anyone drawing designs without wrinkles #but its just a tiny pet peeve for me #i should give all of them more wrinkles tbh #i dont make them look old enough

[squuote]

sorry all I draw is them im notokay

#the stanley parable #tsp #crows art #ignore my chickenscratch writing and just look at the images <3 #I think about them all day long grits teeth so hard I EXPLODE #trying to give him more wrinkles like in his original sketches I did for narrator ^_^ #old ass wrinkly dude yeah

[ladyinthebluebox]

beautification mods for female NPCs (especially) have to go and fucking die.

#why no one is chadifing the male NPCs?? #jfc leave them pixel women alone #let them have wrinkles and imperfections #ffs devs out there putting attention to details and giving them personality #while some modders just have to fucking go in & make every woman look like a fucking barbie doll #am once again getting sick of seeing this recently #yes this might or might not be about cp2077 popping up one after another on nexusmods.com #blah blah text post #lady whines

[satellites-halo]

just saw HLVRAI fanart so fucking bad I had to immediately block the creator to contain my rage

benrey would NOT be a fucking twink he's an old wrinkly man

#hlvrai #JUST DRAW THEM WITH WRINKLES PLEASE #THEY ARE NOT TEENAGERS #GIVE THEM WRINKLES #half life vr but the ai is self aware #benrey

[chatonyant]

One more, im in a mood

look i need people to draw plum blossom sword saint as an old man oK?? OK??? HE IS 80 SMTH CAN HE HAVE WRINKLES PLEASE

#return of the blossoming blade #return of the mount hua sect #화산귀환 #art #fanart #alp fanart #alp art #grabbing this man and throwing him down the stairs #i understand in murim if youre skilled enough with cultivation you will look decades younger etc etc #however. my counterpoint is that (in the manhwa) there are a lot of old looking people. #why cant he be one of them #like he doesn't even need to look that old i certainly did not draw him very old at all #just give him wrinkles.... something to make him have age #i want cool grandpa ok #also it took like my third reread of the manhwa to realize that he had a white antenna #it made me laugh so much #how to show age: white hair antenna #um. im so used to drawing hanbok i realized the right one has a much higher waistband than it should be looool oops #also i think it would be really funny if another indicator of age is simply how long his antenna is #like its his fukin lifeline or someshit

[peliginspeaks]

Reference for Hallowrove's scars!

First death: Lost the Feducci duel, got impaled with his lance. Would have healed more messily if Oversol hadn't been there to take it out and help afterwards.

Shapeling Arts first aid: stabbed in a dock brawl, patched up creatively by Haarsink

Vake: first encounter with it in BaL, the text mentioned it raking its claws down the player's legs while holding their shoulders and the image just stuck with me

Upper River Beast: sometimes there's a Big Fuckoff Flesh Creature. Lingering scar from an out-of-game roleplay incident.

Others: no consistent canonical placement for the assorted small scars, except for none around the eyes. Definitely most of them are from monster hunting or clambering around over walls and other types of Hallowroveish Activities they get into out of curiosity, but a couple lighter and older ones are from absentmindedness when they used to do metalwork and mechanical stuff on the Surface.

#hallowrove tag #tw scars #one of these days I'll lure Haarsink and Oversol's players to come post more about them on here #anyways #it's so strange for me to post stuff like this because I've had Hallowrove for almost two years now but not posted hardly anything #so it's just funny to see them with all this wear and tear knowing they probably come off Grizzled or whatever at first sight #when i know they're just some guy. that i happen to enjoy hurting dhdhfh #on a serious note though i love giving my ocs texture. i love scars and wrinkles and body hair and stretch marks #i just don't know how to draw most of that stuff yet #hmm. i should give hallowrove More texture. anyways #peliginart #i guess

[designernishiki]

personally im totally fine with majima’s latest design having just a Hint of white hair like what’s been shown on his latest model, but I think we all know realistically, based on how his life has generally gone, that man should’ve went grey at like 30

#probably starting in his 20s #he did already have his eye wrinkles in his 20s tho I’ve noticed so I’ll give them that #he’s just been. so stressed. so tired. for basically Ever #majima #goro majima #rgg #yakuza #majima just autocorrected to mailman I feel the need to mention that #rambling #but yeah I guess his genetics are just real solid or something when it comes to greying. which is possible I mean like one of my #grandfathers just turned 80 and he isn’t fully grey so. just depends I guess

[kimmkitsuragi]

STOP giving astarion different haircuts for the love of god

#this is just not righttttt im sorry #especially when people create fem versions of him lmao give her curls!!! give her wrinkles too!! #EYE BAGS!!!! please #every time i see his dark circles being really prominent i just go 🥰🥰🥺🥺 for real #well i hadnt been embarrassing about this vampire for a long while. here have it #i still think these things A Lot but i guess i wrote them so much already #so i feel like i dont even need to say it anymore #but well. i WANT to sometimes. so. #🗒 #playing bg3

[climbdraws]

at what point did disney/pixar decide that drawing old people was bad and the only way to do it was just give them a few wrinkles and call it done

#animated old people with child facial proportions freak me out #make their eyes smaller and noses larger u freaks. let them age #pixar was like we will give u mama coco and thats it #this is abt the old lady whats her name in the stupid buzz movie #she literally looked exactly the same. with just some gray hait and a few wrinkles. wtf #thats not how people age!!!!

[mangoes-and-mothman]

we must STOP the yaoi boy-ification of aziraphale and crowley. please im begging

#GUYS JUST GIVE THEM WRINKLES OR SOMETHING #IM SETTING THE BAR SO LOW #PLEASEEEEEEEEEE #mangoes thoughts #good omens

[dutybcrne]

I continue to have SO many Thinkings abt Gallagher Star Rail, but putting the sin aside, I unfortunately now have High Expectations of what Varka is gonna look like

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Its ok Genshin #//You can give more playable men facial hair and wrinkles #//You can make them beefy too #//I promise you; people; myself included will Eat That Shit Up #//But also thank you and godbless for what you did to Gallagher’s shirt and overall look; MUCH THANK #//This isn’t even a Star Rail blog; lmao #//Genshin men need more wrinkles and scrufff #//They missed out with Wrios #//And the fact that Ayato’s are only MENTIONED in passing is a crime #//Gallagher’s are like. the minimum; BUT STILL #//I need these men aged like fine wine #//I need Varka to have Wrinkles. I need a Beard. and I want Scars #//I need this man to LOOK like he’s seen battle and WON. if he has the goofiest smile and laugh; I will died happy #//Wait; fuck #//Sigh #//I just want him to be Genshin Impact!Reinhardt; don’t I— #//I cannot escape him

[tricoufamily]

deciding if i should put up for download both my movie accurate eddie and oz and my fic eddie and oz that will mean nothing to you all

#i have to go fix their outfits to put them up and i was like wait which ones am i even posting #i have approximately 10 of these things in my gallery #i love my canon sims but my fic sims are sooo cute hmmmm #i mean you basically just give eddie black hair acne and take away his mouth wrinkles #but it’s the principle of the thing

[gn4wz-0n-b0n3z]

*grabs shoulder of nearest CU fanartist* what you're going to do is you're going to give that older canonical male facial hair. it can just be a 4 o'clock shadow, anything, he just looks naked without it. With Body Hair too. good now Never make another character look like a twink whose never grown a beard in his life Unless It's Melvinborg

#STOP MAKING KRUPP LOOK LIKE A CUB/OTTER MIX. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU. AT LEAST GIVE HIM A FEW WRINKLES. #im sorry if this is controversial or whatever this is just a pet peeve of mine with more detailed art styles in the fandom that actually #DO involve features like this but don't give them to characters like Krupp. however i do think artists with less detail or experience SHOUL #toy around with these features if they can Even if it looks bad #captain underpants #matthew.txt