#ok well the light doesnt help i suppose

[daemon-in-my-head]

Sometimes I can sit down and actually get shit done. Sometimes I can attempt that realism bit. And then I get too tired of blending, so whatever the fuck this is happens, and I'll just accept it. Close ups under cut.

#im definitely not just posting this so i stop going back and “breakfixing” things #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #durgetash #bg3 gortash #bg3 durge #gortash x durge #love how gorty makes my oc look even more like a waling corpse #ok well the light doesnt help i suppose #enough tag rambling #pls dont expect me to do this ever again idefk which brushes ive used #it was like all of them and more #anyway im not going back to fix it #call it artistic freedom i want him to glow #yes i just wanted to give that guy a crown #my durge just over here to really contrast stuff #their faces are 100% burned into my sclera now and i can see their wrinkles with my eyes closed

[thatgirliehan]

reflection: Her

Description: An idol who loves art and a museum curator who makes art. With their slightly crazy friends, a 9-week deadline , a world tour, and a big secret, what could possibly go wrong?

NOTE: This is a fanfiction. Any resemblance to actual people is a coincidence. This story is from my brain and not real life.

My phone dinged right as I got off the bus. I glanced down as I start walking, it was a calendar alert "BTS concert TOMORROW". My heart skipped a beat and I couldnt help but do a quick happy dance. It's finaly happening, the thing I had been waiting on for MONTHS was finally tomorrow! With that happy reminder in the back of my head I waltzed through the doors of the museum where I worked, ready to start another day, a little happier than normal. "Good morning y/n", said Bill the front door guard "you seem a lot more awake today than normal, finally get coffee before work?" "Ha. Ha. Ha Bill, you're hilarious! The concert I've been waiting absolute months for is finally tomorrow, I'm just super excited!" "Oh, those pretty boys you constantly listen to, right?" said Bill. "Theyre called BTS Bill" I mumbled under my breath. Bill is about 70 years old and is like my work Grandpa. I love him to death, but he doesnt really get the whole kpop thing, he's more of a Willy Nelson type.

"Well, I need to go!" I said as I started walking away. "With the head curator and the other junior curator off at a conference for the rest of the week, I was the one basically running the museum. I was freaking out at first when they told me that they were BOTH going, I mean, I've only been working here 2 years, and I am the junior, JUNIOR curator. That means I get the fun jobs of writing up the placks for the art, or at most dusting the art. I'm not even allowed to touch the art by myself yet, you have to be a junior curator for that.

I get to my desk, because junior JUNIOR curators dont have an office, just a desk in the supply room (closet) and set my purse down on my desk. It was 30 minutes to 10, which was when we opened. I still had time to dust the main exhibit and turn on all the lights before I had to open the doors. My art museum was a small one, but we had a few really good pieces from some very famous artists, so we drew a modest crowd every day. Honestly, I was really lucky to have this job. Not many people get their dream job right out of college. I popped in an airpod and turned on my favorite cleaning playlist. Mic drop shuffled on first so of course I danced the chorus as I dusted, dropping my duster at the end of the song like Suga.

I finish up all of my opening tasks and head back to the front desk, as I'm straightening some pamphlets in the front desk, I hear my phone chime. I look down at the screen and see an alert that says "Sorry y/n, I'm throwing up everywhere, I'm not gonna make it to work today. Xoxo Minha" "Greaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt", I think, my good mood vanishing in a flash, I'm completely alone today. Minha is my friend and a year younger than me, she works the front desk. With her gone, I'm going to have to do her job...and then it hits me. I'm ALONE. And I'm supposed to be researching and writing the placks for the new exhibit thats coming next week. Greattttttttttttt. I check the time, 5 minutes before opening. "Shiitttttttttttttrake mushrooms" I mutter under my breath as I run to my office...ok desk....and frantically grab my laptop, planner, 3 enormous reference books and my pouch and run back to the front desk. Looks like I'm going to be doing both today. "Curse you Minha", I think to myself as I drop everything on the front desk. I check my phone and I still have 3 and a half minutes till opening. Which is good, because since I hadn't expected to be at the front desk, I had only done minimal makeups....and in my personal experience, people were nicer when I had a more girly makeup style. I grabbed my pouch and got out my favorite (fine, only) yves saint laurent lip tint, it was a beautiful shiny coral pink color and it made me feel like I was a member of twice. I popped it on my lips and went to unlock the door. If I was lucky, maybe it would be an extra slow day and I would be able to get the rest of the placks done.

I....was not lucky. It was a very busy morning. So busy that I didn't have a single minute to even look at my reference books until 12:30. There was finally a lull as the morning crowd left so I grabbed my reference books and laptop and got to work typing up those placks. I was so engrossed in my research that I didnt notice someone had walked up to the front desk until I heard "uh, excuse me". I was so startled that I let out a high pitched yelp, jumping out of my chair, knocking it over.

Standing at the front desk was a boy. Man? He was very tall, wearing fashionable street wear, a baseball cap that shieled his eyes and a mask covering the lower half of his face.

"Ohmygoodness, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize anyone was there!" I said quickly, closing my laptop and picking my chair up from the ground.

"Uh...sorry, I didn't mean to surprise you" the man said in a low, soft voice.

#kim namjoon #bts #bts rm #fanfic #bangtan #art #namjoon x reader #namjoon x y/n #bts rm fanfic #fluff #bts fluff #rm scenarios #bts x you #bts scenarios

[roe-and-memory]

HI (*^▽^*)┛I saw u mention in your pinned that ur ok with asks but im hoping this isnt too much trouble!!

I saw in ur headcanons post that u said Doc has a ring and i was wondering if Lightning had any little trinkets or things with backstory like Doc does??

HIYA yes actually we do! there are two specifically that come to mind (and we’ll probably come up with more later i just think these ones are silly af)

first i think he has a lanyard. its not anything pretty, its an old lanyard he got from rusteze when he was fifteen, when he was first taken in by mack (that is a whole other headcanon post for soon..). now, at the time of cars 1, its fairly worn. the rusteze logo has been essentially rubbed right off of it and now its just red with splotches of light pink/orange wherever the logo had been (he did this partially on purpose because he didnt like the logo being on it but also mack got it for free for him so he didnt want to be mean about it).

over the years its collected little gift shop keychains from all across america and canada, because when the person you live with is a truck driver thats taken a role as your older brother and the place you live is the cab of a truck, you do get to see places.. so he has keychains from different states and provinces/territories hanging off of it, and originally it only had one key. it had the spare key to the cab of macks truck. and he wasnt angry about it because at the time its not like there were any other vehicles for him to drive (and also he couldnt drive, this was just in case mack was unloading a delivery and he didnt wanna stand outside or he wanted to lay down on his bunk if mack was in s truck stop or a meeting or something) ((also have i mentioned before that mack 100% let him decorate his bunk walls with stickers and posters because thats his little brother and he deserves to have a decorated space!!!) i think he also has a laser pointer/flashlight on it because hes blind af he cant see a thing (headcanon from the other post)

when radiator springs comes along he gains more keys, specifically from sally and doc. he has the extra key to sallys car and a key to her office and her house, for obvious reasons (theyre the only couple ever tbh), and then he has docs extra key to the hornet and a key to docs house because he lives there. he doesnt use the front door often anyways, hes too busy climbing out his bedroom window thinking hes sneaky but no doc can hear him from across the hall and is very well aware of his supposed sneaking out. he does not care.

AND SECOND he has a lighter. its one of those lighters you buy at the cash register at a dollar store or a gas station and its red but clear, and he never uses it to light things on fire (sometimes), rather he just flicks it on and off. bro is stimming.

he cant help it, its either the lighter or tearing off the fake leather on docs couch and really doc would much rather he just lights the couch on fire than make it look Awful by peeling the leather off. i dont have much to say about this one but i think its silly and its so him (shaking him around)

WAA thank you for the ask though omg im so sorry i had way too much to say i hope this was what you were looking for

#cars 2006 #lightning mcqueen #cars fandom #cars headcanons #lightning mcqueen headcanons #doc hudson #mack cars #memory’s headcanons #i love it when found family found family’s #lightning is autistic sorry i dont make the rules i just follow them #catching him in one of those dollar store bug nets and putting him in a plastic container #what am i doing #ENJOY

[skrrtscree]

Viva Las Vengeance is out so I decided to waste 43 minutes of my life and here's my thoughts.

Note: any song after Local God is my first time listening to it, so all these reactions were written as the song was playing.

Also I'm using the tumblr app so idk how to cut text sorry.

Viva Las Vengeance:

This song has already been shat on to death for good reason

The verse and the chorus don't fit at all with each other

And the slow part near the end is not it😬

Middle of A Breakup:

Just saying this now the lyrics on these songs are VERY on the nose AND unoriginal

'Keep your disco, give me T-Rex' tf is that suppose to mean???

It's meh. Not as painful as the first one for sure.

Don't Let the Light Go Out:

Said it before and I'll say it again: Ed Sheeran knock-off.

Shows that Brendon doesn't need uplifting beats and screehing to make a good song

Well 'good' is subjective but this is one fo the better ones.

Local God:

This song should be in JAIL.

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT IHATE IT-

Doesn't flow together AT ALL

It's 2022 Brendon why did you make an ENTIRE 3 MINUTE SONG about a guy you haven't talked to in YEARS???

Star Spangled Banger:

the title is a obvious lie, this shit ain't banging at ALL

Why is brendon sing-talking some parts in the verse?? Could he not fit all the lyrics in??

Good to know that the verse and the chorus not fitting together is gonna be a running theme throughout this album

God Killed Rock and Roll:

I swear the beginning of with the piano this sounds like a cheap knockoff of bohemian rhapsody

The musical flow of this song SUCKS so much its kinda funny. It starts with piano with an accompany of a chorus which is the only decent part of the entire song, then the pre-chorus has a quicker beat and the switch feels so abrupt.

I don't like that it sounds like brendon is trying to chase the lyrics in the chorus

Say it Louder:

Ngl the beat actually sounds good???

'For the people in the back(back,back,back) bros trying to create his own echo💀

None of it sounds out of place so far.. his voice does kind of sound a bit werid though its kind of expected of him at this point

OK nvm, it got slow again around the middle

Sugar Soaker:

The come on come ons do not fit the beat of the chorus. They fit the verses just fine though.

He's definitely making the choruses sound 'fulfilling' when it's just the verse but upped an octave. It just comes off as lifeless..

Wtf were those come ons at the end, its like hes creating dramatic tension through audio

Something About Maggie:

HELP NOT THAT HIGH NOTE FOLLOWED BY ALL THE LOW ONES, yeah that made me actually laugh

'Let him GOOO🤩' 'people say people say run away run away😈'

Sorry but the only ones who wrote a good line about slitting wrists were MCR and that was in 2004 🙄

Also Panic hasn't really been 'emo' since Fever (maybe Vices but that's pushing it) so not only is this line just yeesh it doesnt fit at all.😬

So glad Brendon decided to embrace his snake persona with how he's saying his s' at the end of sentences

'oh yeah'😚

Brendon PLEASE stop messing up the track by switching beats halfway through it

a a a a a a a a

Friendship ended with Sarah, now Maggie is my bestie

Sad Clown:

Title is kinda self-aware, ain't it?

Alright Brendon we know you were on Broadway but that doesn't mean you have to force yourself to sing like that on your songs

Only dogs can hear it I stg

Great he got slow AGAIN out of no where, cause that went so well the last time he did it (viva las vengeance)

All By Yourself:

Another self-aware title damn, he's on a kick with these.

He likes mentioning those posters on my wall. Ironically I have two IDKHOW and FØB posters and none of him lol.

Even with a slow song like this, it still feels like he's forcing himself to sing higher than he has to.

He was right about changing everything all by himself though.

This actually sounds pretty nice, I will admit.

Do it To Death:

What else is there left to say? It sounds the exact same as the other songs..

It keeps teasing me thinking he's gonna say something else-OH SCREW OFF NOW THIS 'shut up and go to bed' SHIT AGAIN

I sat through 40 minutes of your mediocre music just to get jumpscared with a viva las vengeance callback END ME

In short: im disappointed but not surprised. This doesn't even feel like Panic anymore. The lyrics are bland and repetitive, Brendons vocals are truely fighting on their last legs and the songs can't commit to a single beat. It's like he had too many ideas and thought he could execute them all but he couldn't. I can't believe this album is actually real, I refuse to listen to this ever again.

If the studio versions of these songs sound so dogshit, I canNOT wait to hear about the tour versions.

Bonus note: the song spotify decided to auto play right after finishing the album was Famous Last Words which idk whether to laugh or cry.

#panic! at the disco #panic! at the brendon #brendon urie #viva las vengeance #middle of a breakup #local god #don't let the light go out #p!atd #panic at the disco #panic at the brendon #sad clown #something about maggie #god killed rock and roll #star spangled banner #say it louder for the people in the back #sugar soaker #all by yourself #do it to death

[illdragyoudownwithme]

i have made a very chart based off much science 

I really like the idea of raph being donnies favourite. like he looks up to him as his big brother and i just REALLLY like the idea of him being the most devastated when raph dies in the future apocalypse. 

He made a robo raph like dskfjklsdf. Sure no one else had died and he prolly wouldve made a robo ver of leo or mikey but shhhh. Donnie was the most devastated of raphs death 100% cannon. Raph was their main caretaker and donnie seems to really appreciate parent figures. i dunno dont question it i need more brain and brawn duo SHHHH

Mikey is raphs favourite. mikey is the baby and even tho everyone absolutely adores mikey, raph just feels for him more. Yes hes over protective but its cause hes so small he cant help it. Mikey also is really good at just lighting up the room which raph really appreciates. Raph says he has no favourites or it depends on who did the latest stupidest thing. but he just appreciates mikey a bit more cause baby, even tho he cant say it out loud else mikey will get upset.

Leo is mikeys favourite. Leo doesnt baby him and they have ish similar personalities and can bounce off each other. Mikey is usually hanging around leo and all. I think raph was mikeys fav once upon a time.. but he got sick of bein babied. Also there was supposed to be an episode that talked about the two of them drifting apart. i actually have alot to say about how everyone seems to hang out with each other one on one except raph. When there is a raph centered ep its with him and all his brothers. He never really see him one on one... EXCEPTTT for the repairing the baron ep butt ti have a lot to say bout this topic.... ANYWAYS leo is mikeys favourite 

Donnie is leos favourite. he takes the twin thing very seriously..... i dunno what else to say this just is ok? ok. i aint saying the love their favs more. they all love each other equally im sure. and if you were to ask any of em who was their fav they would 100% say mikey (well for raph itd be true but shshshdfhds). Mikey would say he has no favourites. But love and like are two different things. they dont have a least favourite brother in the sense they dont like them. And yea this kind of thing is hard to say out loud but everyone has a favourite. 

And if you cant call it favourite.. perhaps more admiration compared to how others feel. whether its shown internally or externally

i made this chart cause i reallllyy like the idea of raph being donnies fav, and i read smth about leo being mikeys fav cause he doesnt baby. i dunno this just seems to make ish sense to me

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt hc #tmnt #rottmnt headcanons

[blookmallow]

reviewing spirit animatronics for 2023

i almost forgot again. but here we are

apparently the website doesnt display animatronics that are sold out so im trying to dig for them... this isnt a complete list im doin my best

anyway lets GOooooooo

Gourdo

im gonna start with my favorite look at this silly little guy. something about this design is just incredibly endearing to me and the stringy guts look pretty good in motion too. hes cute and i like him. his description says he was a guy who kept scaring everybody all the time and one day he scared an old lady who turned out to be a witch so she turned him into a pumpkin. and now hes stuck like this bc he could not behave himself. i love gourdo i want him 10/10

Eternal Rest

its a tombstone. theres a sad crying face and it turns into a skull face and screams at you. thats... thats it. it looks fine but its just really basic, this is doing nothing for me

3/10

Poor George

this guy was at my local store for a while. hes pretty fun, he flips around and his face changes. i like his funky stripes. makeup design looks extremely art the clown which is just making me wish they had him instead

its at least an attempt at a unique design. but according to his description, the story here is he was just a nice regular clown who had a terrible accident but somehow survived. you can see his bloody torso when he turns. this isn't a zombie clown monster, this is a man who desperately needs medical assistance

also no explanation for why he has two faces. he doesn't appear to be intentionally meant to be conjoined twins or something so if hes supposed to just be a regular guy im not sure whats going on there

5/10

they also came out with another killer klowns animatronic this year too, hes BIG but i dont have much to say about that one other than it looks good glad to see the klown rep increasing

i guess ill also mention here that they have a mars attacks alien figure now too, which doesn't really do much, it just moves its head a little but the lighting is cool and the design looks really good and seeing it inspired me to go watch the movie, so. shrugs. i like him

Heckles the Clown

here we have i think the first Sad Clown spirit animatronic? i cant think of any others ive seen. he kind of has creepy uncle energy but isn't really scary. hes just sad. he is a pathetic shell of a man weakly trying to sell his balloons and i just kind of feel bad for him. i did not notice in the store that his balloon actually has a light-up face in it which is cool. apparently according to his description hes actually using poison gas in his balloons which is a neat idea but is extremely unclear from the animatronic itself, i never would've known that if i hadn't read the description, so,

his face sculpt looks pretty good though. hes a pretty well designed figure i just think his whole deal is unclear and just makes me feel bad for him. help this man

6/10

Stilts

i do love a scary clown but all of these are starting to look pretty much the same to me. the colors are visually striking (i like the use of the blue accents especially) and i like the bloody bowling pins but at this point it's just kinda like, yep, that's another tall spooky clown. great for all your tall spooky clown needs but its not really that memorable. 4/10

Death Stalker

THIS thing however, looks sick as FUCK and i really want to see it in person. i dont know what the fuck that is. i love it. it breathes smoke and has way too many teeth. the description offhand mentions it lives behind an abandoned doll factory for no apparent reason. i love this thing 11/10

i think it might be built from the same body structure as their krampus figure that i also really liked

The Black Heart

ok i dont know about anyone else but i just find this one extremely confusing all around

he gives off protective dom skeleton boyfriend vibes. in the store i saw this and figured the woman was his victim and hes showing us his kill to threaten us, but it also looks like he's protecting her, so i didn't really get what was going on. the description says she tried to do some weird ritual ive never heard of where you lay in a grave and your true love will arrive to kiss you and wake you up snow white style at midnight, but instead she ended up with this guy as her "master" but it also refers to him as her "partner"

"the fuck did you just say about my wife"

so i guess they have some kind of bdsm relationship going on. which, y'know, if she's into that, id say good for her, but she doesn't move at all, she appears to be dead or unconscious. she also looks like she's emerging from his waist or something bc like, i guess they made her skirt the same color to hide that she's there until he reveals her, but i didnt even realize she had a lower body at all,

anyway the design is really confusing to look at and i don't really understand what their whole deal is. the faces look really good though. 5/10

Leatherface

leatherface in the HOUSE!!! i dont really have a lot to say here other than i think he looks great and i want you all to see him. 7/10

Darling Dolly

i fucking love this thing look at that. salad fingers doll monstrosity what the fuck is going on here. there was one in our store very briefly but it wasn't working and disappeared pretty quickly which just made it even weirder. this has a fantastic "what the FUCK IS THAT" factor and i just wish it had better functionality bc i was really excited to find out what it does and it turns out it pretty much just screams at you. i feel like a slower, creeping movement with spidery fingers and whispering sounds would have been more effective. its definitely scary though. i want more wild designs like this i love this thing

the backstory is... a little girl dug up a cursed doll in the yard and her mother tried to bury it back but got struck by lightning and became nightmareishly fused together with the evil doll which just. doesn't make sense to me i feel like trying to create an explanation for this figure is actively a detriment to it i like it better just as a Horrible Inexplicable Demon

9/10 could have been executed better but great design

The Cauldroness

pretty much just your standard witch. i like the way she's posed, this figure is more interesting to look at than a lot of the standing ones. the movement in her hands looks pretty good. i like her face. she also looks like salad fingers. maybe im just seeing it bc im trying so so hard to manifest him into existence even though i know they'll never make one sfjkg

anyway this is simple but i think it works well, 5/10

Dagger Mike

look at this ridiculous little gremlin. his name's dagger mike. hes got knives. his torso makes no sense. i love you dagger mike 6/10 hes not good but he makes me laugh and i like him

i do like the vintage clown look here though. i just think his body looks stupid and his existence is very funny to me in a way i cant articulate

Floating Spirit

its a ghost. it goes ooooo. 10/10

#spirit halloween #halloween #spirit halloween 2023

[slashingdisneypasta]

I promise I'll send in asks other than the weasels (I'm trying to figure out an imagine to send you for a certain gross, asshole law professor you've been obsessed with lately). But with the dragon patrol still in my head, I had to send you this. Not necessarily headcannons for their S/O, just like, how I see them looking and what kind of wings they have (I love character design XD).

Smartass is the smallest dragon out of them all, but he is still pretty big compared to a human (like maybe sitting down next to a standing average sized person, he'd be 10 feet? 13? I hope I'm doing my measurements right, I'm not using the height chart XD). He is light in color, still pink with a white underbelly abd some magenta spots along his neck and shoulders, so unfortunately that makes it difficult for him to blend in with most environments, and thus have a hard time hunting on his own. That's how he figured out the strength in numbers, and why he keeps all these other jerks around XD. In place of the diamond in his tie, I like to think Dragon!Smartass has a luminescent but very hard plate over where his heart would be. So any knights that try to kill him that way will find themselves unsuccessful (*cough and it may or may not symbolize how he keeps a hard wall around his heart and emotions to defend himself cough*). His wings, despite his size, are in pretty good shape, and he can fly pretty fast.

Greasy is a good sized dragon, coming in around 17 feet (again, if I got my measurements right. I'll have to double check this later. Also this height is just meant for them sitting up right; it doesnt count the tail), with a bit of fat on him. Not Stupid's level, but still. He is of course a lovely shade of green. Forest green at that, and it allows him to blend in and sneak around the forest best. He also has black spots/spinal scales going down his back and down his tail, as well as a paler underbelly. Not white like Smartass', just a lighter color (I'm trying to reference their dress shirts without making them all white XD). His wings are pretty unique since at the top tip of them, he sort of has an extra set of claws/hands that he definitely uses to grab things he shouldn't (have you seen that kind of dragon design? I love it ^^).

(Imagine Dragon!Greasy grabbing you by his wing claws rather than his actually hands/claws. It can either be to grab you when you're too far away from his grasp, or to try to make sure he doesn't hurt you with his bigger claws. Or in a more nsfw scenario, Imagine him using both set of hands on you. Ok bye-)

Wheezy... Is a fucking mess as usual XD he's a big boy, coming in close at 19, maybe 20 feet, but he's also got slim muscel too. He's supposed to be a more navy blue with a silver under belly, if he took care of himself more. But he's grayed out with dirt, he's got flakes of dry lizard skin all over him that he either can't get off himself or is too lazy to do so, and his claws aren't the prettiest. And that smoke that keeps coming out of his nostrils doesn't help at all (I'm thinking he's almost always on edge like your neurosis headcannon, so he's almost always got a fire in the back of his throat. Hence the smoke). His wings though, out of all the patrol, are the biggest compared to the rest of his body. It can be hard to stretch them out so he's kind of hunched over most of the time, but he can definitely wrap himself in those wings for sleep! Or just alone time (Imagine being tucked away with him in his wings)

(Another Imagine for you. Imagine helping him clean himself off! Or at least get all the dray skin. You're climbing on him, scratch and scrubbing away the old skin, maybe popping his back too while you're at it, and Wheezy is just soooo relaxed and content now. You notice that for once, he's not blowing out smoke anymore!)

Psycho is an odd one. He's not that much bigger than Smartass, only 15 feet. He's mainly yellow in color, but he also has white and blue spots and swirls along his body as well as an ivory underbelly. But despite his bright colors, he's still a lot more skilled at hunting and sneaking than Smartass is. He's got the sharpest set of teeth and claws out of the patrol too. His wings also come with an extra set of claws at the tips too, but he uses his for climbing, mostly. He's the fastest and most efficient at scaling large buildings or stony mountains.

And Stupid is the biggest, of course. Coming up to 23 feet tall. But he's also round! If it weren't for the horns (which all the other dragons have, I'm just not sure how to describe their horns XD) and snaggle teeth, he'd look so huggable ^^ he's a bright red hue with a sky blue underbelly. His wings however, unfortunately, are the smallest out of all the patrol compared to his body size. He can still fly, though not as well as the others. So if he can, he sticks to the ground. He can already cause enough damage with his size anyway 😬

Bonus for Shiny since I'm making her a dragon. She's bigger than Smartass and Psycho, though a bit smaller than Greasy, coming in at 16 feet. She's a royal purple, with a deep yellow, almost gold colored underbelly. Her scales are also more glittery(?) Then the others, making her stand out in the light more. Her wings are also a bit small for her size- not as much as Stupid's is, but still. That's because her wings are technically more for showing off like a mating dance 👀. So although they are more flexible and allow more movement than just the typical flap, she can only fly for short distances at a time. Her tail however, she has learned how to use that to grab things with.

I hope you like these descriptions! Do you have you're own designs for them? If so, how do they look like in your head?

First of all, you're trying to think of W H A T ? AHH don't feel pressured to do that at all, but that is so sweet though!! If you did!!-- i would C OM B U S T- XD

Second of all, you know you can come here and blast us with your top tier weasel content whenever you want! Don't be silly! ^^

I love these designs!!! Omg!!! First of all- I'm so glad we both thought of Wheezy having a small lack of control over his smoke/fumes XDD That's just p e r f e c t for him and I love it so much. He'd look so scary and cool!!

And- I cant be the only one of the two of us who thought of this right??-- wing size = ... (; another size . Yes? No?😅XD Sorry sorry!!- 🤣🤣

Second of all I also love that Smartass has a plate over his heart!! Yes! I want to draw him so bad but I wouldn't even know where to start drawing a dragon!! 😅😅😅 Also Shiny's sparkly wings!!! She would be so prettyyy. And I'm getting some woozle vibes from Psycho, I dunno why XDD He's like a giant, fire breathing woozle XD Also- um- Stupid is 23 feet tall, you say??? Ohhh boy... XDD

That Greasy imagine though!!! Eeee. Imagine him taking you for himself but keeping you a secret from the other dragons (They wouldn't treat you as gentle, and he wants to keep you in one pretty piece- you're a precious commodity). So basically you're his dirty little secret. And he knows how to keep a secret; you'll never be found out. And um, imagine a splash of Stockholme syndrome, too??... yeah??... okay I'll see myself out XD I'm having not-so-pure thoughts about this dragon, oh no XD

And no, sorry!! I don't have my own thoughts on what they look like 😅 I like yours though a lot!!

[the-oc-central]

Curious about these with naliha,,,,

Not gonna force you to all of these but if you wanna absolutely do

Gonna do em in order!

She loves all animals! Cats, especially but really all of them are so fascinating to her. She doesnt get to see many animals but birds, though. Which she also absolutely adores she makes friends secretly with all of them while Xani isnt looking and has the ability to remember which ones that have visited are which.

Naliha's emotional state is....complicated! Outwardly she's bubbly, cheerful and loyal to whomever she's with at the time and negative emotions were taught to be Undesirable by Xani and xyr guests so its not often she expresses those. She's been conditioned to not even really.... acknowledge having them, so only rare times when she's alone does she get to.

Very sweetly and with a bow. She doesn't have a signature greeting that she like, says but it's always very upbeat and cheerful when she welcomes you. She is the kind of girl to do the Gasp! Welcome!! Sort of greeting. When greeting Nya and Flare the like, 3rd time she does the 2 hand wave.

LOTS but! Namely anyone telling her she's more than what Xani says she is or that she doesn't have to act the way she does around other guests around them. She'll freeze up and glow bright green , trying to process. Any time anyone tries to challenge her view of herself she gets all flustered in a 'Oh-- no it's okay! That's just true, silly! I'm only here to serve,that's what I was made for. Why--//// why do you look sad?? it's not sad!" Etc . (It is sad)

Absolutely everything makes her happy. By design. If you say it's supposed to, it does. If it makes YOU happy, it makes her happy.

Again a lot of the same things that fluster her. Any time the kindness is. Genuinely returned she will blush, because more often than not she's NOT getting that. Flirting is something she can definitely handle, and she's not so bad at dishing it out when its wanted on the other end. If you tell her she's doing a good job or anything along those lines. she'll light up like a christmas tree. So, praise and acknowledgment.

Xani♡ ok ok jokes aside( well, not jokes. They do.) She gets startled when she witnesses anyone But her treated the way she's treated by Xani. In her mind those people are. Actually People! Why is xe treating them that way when she's right there to handle it!! Also, messing up scares her so bad that she'll stop glowing altogether. She'll go completely dim if she makes a mistake, no matter how small. It's not outward but she's also Internally scared by guests who mention they want her out of there for her 'safety' and 'wellbeing'? What are they talking about??

Naliha is unlabeled, she was created to favour anyone who favours her. Recipro, really. Anyone who is kind to her will usually have her drawing hearts in the margin of her workbook at Xani's conferences

She does not need to sleep! How could she be productive and helpful if she had to do something as silly as rest?? That was Not programmed! If she did sleep she'd be an absolute morning person, taking joy in waking up and making Xani and whomever might have stayed the night at a nice breakfast with a cute and silly little apron

She LOVES rain. All weather fascinates her. Especially things like rainbows and sunshowers.

She will listen to anything

#naliha #incredible illusions

[musubiki]

Ok final boss idea: an angel that suffers from delusions with a savior complex obsessed with the idea of restarting the world and guiding her believers to “the light” (excruciating world ending destruction)

AN INTERESTING IDEA !!!!!!! the current final boss beta actually isnt that far off from this idea!!! (im not sure if ive ever rambled about the witch king/final boss so here it is!!)

the tldr version of what the final bad guy is supposed to be is that its the first witch king who went through too much shit and also has too much power given to him by the gods of the stars, whose big ideal is that he wants to essentially cleanse the world of anyone who doesnt have magic !!!

from what i see it as in my head right now, magic was originally supposed to be used to HELP humankind (heal sickness, flourish crops, make life easier, etc), but something something selfish human nature, basically non-magic users got jealous and greedy and it turned into one of those "they have too much power, gotta kill them before they realize this and kill us first" kinda things that sparked a decades long war between the witches kingdom and other kingdoms. said witch king lost too many people he loved in the process (and you know how witches are with their love), so eventually the witch king went "fuck it, youre right" and DID go and kill everyone. decided "fuck those guys, we're gonna make it so that theres just no more normal humans left to eliminate this conflict altogether for now and for the future. everyone will have magic and the world will be better"

the cat witch at the time was his right hand and of course didnt agree with the idea at all. thought they should just suffer through the conflict instead of going scorched earth. and USUALLY when a witch goes off the rails (at least from what mochi knows in her time), theres a thing called the divine wrath of the stars where the gods strike you down (not subtly) for breaking your oath to not take life of another, but this didnt happen with the witch king and no one really knew why.,.. (some people think the gods of the stars loved him too much and couldnt do it)

either way, the cat witch tried to rally the other of the 5 major witches (crow/snake/frog/spider) to go against him, but the plan fell apart and the most she could do is use up all her power to seal him away. (quick aside: these 5 were the first witchs guild - the guild of the dragon witch king, so the title "the cat witchs guild" references mochis guild with her friends as well as the guild mochi HERSELF IS IN!!! the collective power of the guild is supposed to match the power of its respective witch for this purpose, in case said witch needs to be stopped, so she wouldve needed the other 4 to fully take him down)

another beta idea connected to this is that there was no time limit on when the seal would break, but the seal becomes weaker anytime you use the dragon witches magic, which later became the "dark/forbidden" magic!! i think ive mentioned before that there is no magic thats inherently evil, but there is magic that you shouldnt use and this is the reason. (timeline-wise, i think its when mochi uses that forbidden magic to save lime that the seal really starts to become undone. that was one of the last cracks in the glass, the beginning of the end)

for thousands of years following there were prophecies written that were supposed to point to warning signs of the witch kings return, one of the big ones being that there will be magic overflow in the witches of the time hes supposed to come (this is also the reason mochis magic is so powerful and grows beyond what tiramisu or pom thought it would. the way witches describe it is that the magic is trying to prepare (compensate?) mochi and the other witches for whats to come, equipping them with what they need, if you will!! murda and the other 5 also grew with unnaturally high magic power)

lime, while he acknowledges the gods of the stars probably exist, really doesnt like them during this whole thing going on. hes really pissed off that they did not follow their word to lay their divine wrath on the king when they shouldve and now mochi has to shoulder the problem, and he also hates that theyre using mochi and the rest of the witches to solve a problem they could do themselves. he has a whole thing against the stars, but unfortunately i dont think any of them ever have a chance to confront them. its going to be like that scene in botw where zelda is praying in the pool and the goddess remains silent. "oh, to know the hearts of the gods, something we puny and stupid mortals will never understand." he says in a bitter tone.....

(there was a very last component to the final conflict that im not sure i wanna go through with yet but its a beta idea: basically the witch kings power has grown so powerful over the years that his lifespan is connected to the magic itself, and they find out that killing him will essentially kill every magic being/user in the world too. but letting him live would mean the death of every non-magic creature, so then they get faced with the impossible choice of well, do we kill all magic creatures or all non-magic creatures - and this is still in beta because i havnt found a resolution to this that i liked yet)

#THAT WAS LONG !!!!!1 #i really cant remember if i ever talked about this #but thats the very last arc #i know the obvious answer to that last aside is probably save him with the power of friendship and change his mind but #somehow i dont think thats possible #it would be very funny to see the witch king walking around in a hoodie and just hanging out though #i think about that sometimes #``i see the error of my ways and will not kill everyone. anyway whats a Wendys?`` #rides around on his fucking 4 story tall dragon familiar #yeah thats issues on its own #bpp #text #lore

[visionthefox]

I'm curious, since you've critiqued the way she has been introduced and utilized in the show thus far, how would you write Earth and her arc if you were to?

well- I think I need to say first, I was rather... cruel to her, when she showed up-so I do have to say sorry to her fans! and who made that old old model of her.- sorry! this got long so, here , resume : make her mature- make her emotinally smarter- make her win her place and not be given so easy- make her stand her ground too - make her be more that the "helper" --if you wanna read me then click--

with this said, I guess- if she was really needed to light up the mood and the whole arc of OldMoon dying .. I guess I would keep her as a "mother friend" type of way, she is not this clueless, and totally would not allow Monty to talk to her that way.. I think I would keep her someone emotinally smart, calm, she will take note of those details most would ignore, and would think what to say- and when to stay out of the chat- she would be watching- while also giving space-she is that smart! she would Not be calling these stangers her brothers, and mostly, would listen to Moon, I never liked how she showed up to Sun and stared to touch him and talk to him as if she knew him.. totally not ok is you dont actually know the person.. (personal take- never touch someone when is this emotional- you dont know how they will react..) I feel that, since she wont be walking away, since she was send here! she would look around the place, learning from details when no one is around, and once Sun, eventually comes back, feeling so down and tired, she would give him space. explain "I was send here by the one who made us, Im supposed to be a new member of your family but, I can see this is not the right time, so, please I ask to be allowed to stay around, I offer my help if that means I get to stay" I feel thats how she should win her place, Like Lunar and LIke Solar, knowing well this is not the best of times, and doing her best to be helpfull, and not be in the way- she will accept if the 3 people do not like her, she understand it- and do her best to change their minds in small ways not that whole "talk to me talk to me im you sister talk to me talk to me" deal- but a more "im gonna do small actions to show, not tell" type of way.. (like say, keep the place clean to Sun and keep Moon in check) I feel like if she was would actually act like a older sister, a more, mature figure ,smart and gentle when needed to, she is Earth, she is supposed to be "the best" of them (as creator said) - but also, be someone who NOT let anyone walk on her- she would be a bear- a fighter, a strong woman! with a gentle side. And her flaws? maybe just being a bit overprotective? as she is a more caring figure, and would not let anyone talk down to her family, - ergo kick Monty ass- maybe also just be better with kids, making Sun feel bad? creating some drama but also development in the whole "caretaker" area. maybe also show who is her favorite at times? cant be helped! but she would learn to love everyone also- take away the "play pretend to be therapist" thing, I know she was made to have those knowladge FOR KIDDOS, but I feel that just ruin it, she is not the "famale character everyone use to vent and expect her to fix it all " in THAT way but imagine if she, depending on her mood, would let her family come to her and talk TALK like Lunar did to Monty, or Moon to Monty- but BETTER, is heart to heart, she knows she doesnt know it all, (making her eager to learn and such, bond with Moon) but is there to at least listen.. let them come to her, and if needed, get someone involved too. idk, make her be a more full character.. make her be that happy light in the constant drama, and also finally a protector too..

#sams ask #tsams ask #sams earth #tsams earth #I guess I always felt she was wasted potential? like I expected more #and got generic anime sister #like ok sure she is a gentle soul yaada but why be this-clueless? #idk Earth character for me should be like pachamama #strong smart-caring and loving

[pastanest]

if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to @dreatine - thanks so much!! ♡

Eleven Minutes

7:20…

Spencer’s phone dings, snapping his vision away from scrutinising his reflection in the mirror.

“Ok, Im now leaving, see you there!”

A text. That’s how it all started, a single text from you. He remembers it like it was yesterday, but he remembers every single one of the 14 days since, even clearer. After 7 months of no communication, you appeared on his phone.

“Just saw the cutest dog in existence”

Of course he hadnt deleted your number, and your text proved you hadnt deleted his either, or maybe you had, but you’d memorised it. He’d replied with a single perplexed question mark, and you sent him another text in seconds.

“Seriously, look, you wont believe it”

With that one, you attached a picture of the dog you’d seen, and he realised what you were doing. Breaking the ice in the least awkward way possible. And you succeeded. Everyday since, you and Spencer have been exchanging casual texts, picking up right where you left off but in a way he’d never expected.

7:22…

He checks his reflection one more time in the mirror, fixing his hair and your favourite tie of his, before texting you a reply.

“Im on my way!”

It was like you’d never broken up. Spencer coped with not having an explanation for 7 days, then he couldnt take it. The curiosity was eating at him until he finally caved and called you.

7:24…

Spencer remembered the way his heart leapt, hearing your voice for the first time in so long. It brings a smile to his face as he locks his front door and begins walking down the street.

“Spence…it’s 2am, what in the world couldnt wait just a few more hours?” He could tell he’d woken you from a deep sleep, and he felt terrible, but he couldnt put this off any longer.

“This cant wait. Please.”

You cleared your throat, sensing the seriousness of his reasoning without even knowing what it was. “Okay, okay, what’s up?”

The question fell from his lips in a hurried jumble. “Why did you start talking to me again?”

Silence.

7:24…

The streetlights guide him, and he cant help seeing the coincidence within them. Spencer only ever notices how bright the world he is when you’re around.

That night, he took a breath, about to speak, but you finally answered.

“I missed you.”

And that was all he needed. He didnt question any further, and the two of you talked on the phone until the sun came up. He knew enough, and you could always read him like a book; he knew that you knew without even asking, your feelings were reciprocated, always.

7:26…

It was light night that Spencer suggested the two of you meet up for the first time in what felt like an eternity, and it was you who asked if it would be a date. That, he said, was up to you. Well then, I guess it’s a date, he recalls you chirping, his mind replaying your excitement, causing him to light up. Spencer looks down at the ground as he walks, to hide his expression in case anyone saw him walking alone and wondered why he was smiling so widely to himself.

7:28…

Round the corner is the bar you suggested meeting at, because it’s so close to where Spencer lives, so it’s one the two of you used to visit regularly. Like old times, he thinks blissfully. You arranged to meet at half past 7, and he’s close by, he doesnt want to arrive early or before you, he doesnt want to seem overly eager, so he stops.

7:30…

Leaning against the brick wall of the building behind the bar, Spencer lets his head roll back to look up at the night sky. He’s mere seconds away from being where you want him to be, where he’ll finally get to see you again. He wonders how this will work, is he supposed to greet you with a kiss on the cheek, or a hug? And at the end of the date, what happens in this scenario? Is kissing you too forward? Too soon? Spencer knows you better than anyone, but in this situation, when the two of you havent been in each other’s presence for so long, he doesnt know how much of you still responds to him in the same way. He doesnt want his excitement to be replaced by nervousness, he shakes his head and tries to focus on the positives. Like seeing your smile, hearing your voice and your laugh in person, looking into your eyes, making you blush, performing his cheesiest pickup lines so that you dramatically swoon before the two of you collapse into fits of laughter.

Scenes play out in Spencer’s head, making him dizzy in the best way, opening the door of the butterfly cage in his stomach. It’s time. His hands begin to shake lightly at his sides as he takes a deep breath and steps away from the wall, turning in the direction of the bar. But Spencer only manages to take a single step before the sound of a gunshot pierces the air, and his blood runs cold.

…7:21

Your eyes flick down from the street in front of you every few seconds as you await his reply. He might cancel, right now, he could get cold feet or realise this is a bad idea, he could-

A gentle smile overtakes your features as you read the text from Spencer. He’s going to be there, you’re really going to see each other again. Your cheeks flush pink at the thought of him just smiling at you, you feel like a high school girl with a crush, not an adult woman going on a date with her ex. That phrasing is so bitter, you shake your head, this is a good thing! It’s going to work itself out. You two will be fine, like you always are.

…7:23

Tucking your phone into your bag and zipping it shut, you nod to yourself as a mantra of positive thoughts towards this situation flood your mind, reassuring you that this is the right thing to you.

Last night you booked a hotel room down the street so that you could walk to the bar rather than have to rely on public transport. You want to arrive on time, early even, so that you dont miss a minute of tonight.

…7:25

You clutch the strap of your bag with one hand, your other hand flattening your dress against the gentle breeze. The material of the dress is soft, it’s technically a summer dress, not entirely weather appropriate for a colder-than-average night, but it doesnt matter. Spencer’s eyes used to fall out of his skull whenever he saw you in this dress. On the summer nights when he was working late and you’d show up at his desk, gifting him with food you’d prepared for him yourself. You’d keep him company until he was done with his work, keeping the smile on his face that he couldnt find the words to thank you for. Lost in thought, you tuck your hair behind your ears shyly, as though he’s smiling at you and calling you beautiful now, rather than in a memory.

…7:27

Another cool wind caresses you, and you’re quick to wrap your leather jacket further around yourself. A summer dress and a leather jacket, the best combination to reassure Spencer that you’re still the same badass who’s very obviously wholesome too. Exactly what you’re hoping he misses, even if he didnt verbally confirm that on the night you told him you missed him. Doubting is pointless and will only make you insecure, you remind yourself, Spencer suggested to meet, he replied to all your texts, he called you at 2am because you were on his mind. Everything is going to be fine, this is right.

…7:29

The warm glow from the lights beyond the bar windows greet you as you reach the building, and you lean against the wall. Looking over your shoulder, you peak in the windows, knowing Spencer wont be there since you arranged to meet outside, but wanting to check regardless. Just in case. You take your phone out of your bag to check the time. He only lives down the street, he’ll be here any second. You turn to face the direction you know he’ll be walking from, along the same street the two of you laughed down countless times, tipsy and serenading each other with whatever song you’d favoured on the bar playlist that night. Tucking your phone back in your bag, you let yourself relax. This will bring the two of you back together, where you belong.

“Hey there pretty girl, what’re you doing all by yourself?”

You roll your eyes at the voice behind you.

“Try to flirt with me again and I’ll rip your midget dick off.” You say without bothering to turn around, still waiting for Spencer to round the corner.

The voice behind you laughs. “I dont think it’s you that should be making threats here, sweetheart.”

The click of a gun takes you out of your badass state of mind. You slowly turn around, clutching the strap of your bag, annoyed at yourself for putting your phone away. Back when you and Spencer were together, he helped teach you how to call him with your phone behind your back. But that’s useless now.

“What do you want?” You ask, your voice less sharp, more negotiable.

The man tilts his gun towards your hip. “Your bag, it looks pretty expensive, and I need a ticket out of here, fast.”

You shake your head and take a step back. “No, I cant. There’s nothing of value in there, just sentimental stuff. Please, go, I wont tell anyone I saw-“

He cuts you off. “BULLSHIT! Give me your fucking bag!”

You nod and hold your hands up. “Okay, okay, calm down, let’s do this slowly. Im going to pass you my bag, but please lower your gun so you dont accidentally shoot me.”

He scoffs, but lowers his gun as you hold your bag out to him.

…7:31

He reaches for your bag, the moment seeming to pass in slow motion, until you take your chance. You yank your bag back to your side and make a run for it, knowing Spencer cant be far, he’ll protect you. A gunshot sounds before you make it round the corner, and before you have time to process it, you’re lying on the sidewalk.

Spencer runs down the street, reaching you in a few steps. He sees the man running down the street, the way your hands are still clinging to your bag as you lie on your side, and he puts the pieces together in less than a second. Crouching at your side, he gently takes ahold of your face with shaking hands. He’s always been so careful with you, but now so more than ever. Your eyes are closed, but you smile in recognition.

“(Y/N), stay with me, please!” Spencer pleads desperately, tears already cascading down his face at a rapid rate.

His hands make quick work of taking both of yours in one of his, which he then presses to the bullet wound in your side, while his other hand reaches for his phone and holds it to his ear. His report to emergency services is brief but informative, done in less than 20 seconds, before his full attention is back on you.

“I-I cant lose you again, not like this! Please, dont go!” Spencer sobs, using his now free hand to carefully move your hair out of your face.

“There’s something for you…in my bag.” Your voice is so quiet, so weak, as the pool of blood grows beneath you.

Spencer’s free hand digs through your bag, ignoring the feeling of things he expects to be there, like your house keys, until he finds a small piece of paper that’s folded in half.

“Open it.” You whisper, opening your eyes as much as you can, an exhausted squint watching him as he unfolds the paper.

Just in case I didnt have the balls to tell you tonight-

Spencer shakes his head. “I dont need to read this, you can tell me once we’re at the hospital, after a nap, okay?” His voice is as soft as yours, weak in an entirely different sense.

You smile up at him. “Even if that’s what happens next…I want you to read it. Didnt think I’d get to see your reaction to it, so I’ll take this chance. Please read it.”

Spencer sniffles and nods, reflecting your smile. “For you? Anything.”

He unfolds the paper again.

Just in case I didnt have the balls to tell you tonight, I still love you, Spence. I always have, and always will.

Spencer’s chin wobbles as fresh tears with an entirely different meaning fill his eyes. He doesnt waste another opportunity to verbally reciprocate feelings, and he clears his throat.

“I love you too, (Y/N). Always have, always will.” His voice is hoarse and shaky.

You grin up at him with everything you have, moving one of your hands away from your wound, Spencer having to loosen his hold on your hands in order to let you go. You lift your bloody hand to his cheek and he holds it there, nuzzling into your palm, neither of you caring about getting your blood on his face.

“Nice tie.”

Spencer parts his lips to reply, to tell you that you look beautiful in the dress he’d noticed you wearing as soon as he saw you, but your eyes flutter closed. He hadnt noticed just how big the pool of blood had gotten, it’s soaked through the knees of his suit trousers. His shaking hand goes to your neck, his fingers checking your pulse, desperate to detect any sign of life. But he doesnt feel anything. Except he does, he feels every aspect of his very being shatter, leaving him a shaking, sobbing mess. The gentle smile stays on your face, blue lights from the ambulance casting a glow on your beautiful face that makes you look even less alive. But Spencer doesnt hear the sirens, not over his own agonising screams. You are gone. If he had just walked around that corner, if he hadnt been so caught up in making a good impression on someone he already knew, he could have saved you. Or he could have taken your place. He’s without you, again, but this time in the worst way possible.

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #imagine #imagines #x reader #criminal minds #fanfic #fanfiction #headcannon #Spotify

[cinnatwo]

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About one year ago...

There was no wind when the trees began to shake. A pulse went through them like the leaves were made of water and and a stone had just been tossed into their pond. Then, at the center of the ripple, a hole of light tore open, a celebi carrying an egg flew out, and the hole closed.

Celebi were guardians of the forest, a special environment tied to the power of time because of the age in the trees. This celebi was retired, like many. Their assigned forest far in the future had been completely torn down by humans. Retired celebis got to serve their father more directly, and had the task of delivering new siblings to a forest in a time and place that needed one.

The celebi looked around. Only peaceful, well watched forests deserved a guardian, so they had to pick where to drop the egg off carefully. If the people and pokemon did not care for the forest, there was no point in blessing them with a protector. This one seemed alright. In fact, there didnt seem to be any humans nearby at all-

"Are you sure nobody followed us?" It was a man's voice, coming closer.

Celebi quickly flew up into a tree with dense foliage. Maybe this wasnt such a great place for the egg after all.

The man came into view. He was dressed like a scientist, although his coat was rather damaged and burnt. Scientists tended to be a worse kind of human than others in Celebi's experience, but... they had to look a little to figure out what he was holding. It was a pale mewtwo kit. He was holding it like a human would their own baby, cradled in his arms. It was sleeping, and looked relaxed too. Celebi tipped their head to one side. This was unusual.

The man was talking to a shiny porygon floating besides him, which, to their surprise, spoke in a human voice. "I have not detected anybody, and I seriously doubt anyone has the stealth required to avoid my spectacular radar system."

"Right. I think this is a good spot to lay low. At least for a while. It doesnt look like anyone comes here but its near enough to civilization that living won't be hard. I'll have to be careful going into town but they're probably looking for a bald guy I can just wear a hat or something." He took a deep breath. "I can't believe that stupid plan worked."

"At least you're finally acknowledging how idiotic it was. Do you think the others are ok?"

The man frowned. "No, almost definitely not. The boss would be very interested in them, especially after seeing their power on display. But we can't really do anything about that. And I could tell they wanted to do what they did, despite the risks, for this little guy. They'd want us to keep him safe."

"This is true. I was still unraveling their method of communication, but I think they said they consider this guy a sibling and would risk everything to help you."

The celebi had heard enough. Apparently this man had risked his life to save the mewtwo kit. They couldn't ask for a better human to have their sibling share their home with. The man and porygon talked a little longer about how to keep their home hidden and who they could trust to reach out for help, then walked off to explore.

Celebi came down from the tree and also went to explore, trying to find a good spot to put the egg. Delivery wasn't supposed to take this long, it was going to hatch soon. They found a pretty patch of yellow flowers and set it down there. They gently laid a hand on it to give it a final blessing.

"May you bring this man hope that peace and safety is possible in this special place."

Another hole of light tore open and they flew through, the air perfectly resealing itself after they had gone.

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#egg arc #cinnabi #blaine #tenmai #cinnatwo #writing comic combo #i feel like im forgetting something but oh well

[crazydoughnutlady]

Part three of RAEsed in the End.

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Sherbet messed up. They had lost Athena. It was supposed to be a fun night! Along with their house doing weird things, and the mysterious messed-up coordinates, nothing was going right in town. The town had given the weird coordinates to Will. Considering he was an adventurer, he knew the most about coordinates. But until those coordinates were figured out, Sherbet was stuck in their house, brewing useless potions.

***

Rae ended up getting lava from the potion room. While they were setting up the newest member of the household room Athena commandeered Bucket.

“There you go Athena a nice and comfortable room for a nether hybrid, at least according to the books,” Rae said, opening his arms wide to show off the room he had worked hard on. It had the staple moss roof and some purpur accents however, it also had lava streaming down in the corners, adding a constant heat to the room. A necessity, if a nether hybrid was going to stay in the cold end.

“Wow it looks great and it’s super warm. But why do you keep saying I’m a nether hybrid?”

“Because you’re from the nether?”

“How do you know that if I don’t even know that?”

End hybrid was puzzled for a moment before he realized he never explained to his newer housemates his ability, “Around people and objects, I can see these things called auras. They allow me to know where things are from they are beneficial for my research.”

“Wow, that’s so cool!”

“Yeah so you’re a nice red Ghosty is green Centross is this mostly green, with a hint of purple.” Rae began to ramble.

“What about you? What color are you?” Athena but in.

“Oh, I don’t know I can’t see my own aura, but it’s probably a mix of purple and green,” Rae explained as they began to head towards the garden.

“Wow, you’re really smart! You know a lot of stuff, is it okay if I call you Doc?” Athena excitedly asked walking alongside, the taller scientist.

“of course, that is if you’re my lab assistant,” Rae said with a sly smile. Thinking if Athena had a job around the house helping Rae with his research they would be less focused on how they can’t get home.

“I can be your lab assistant!” Athena’s eyes widen and sparkle.

“of course, I have a lot of books in my study and I’m sure you could learn some handy things. Do you know anything about redstone?”

“Nope, but I’m very willing to learn!”

The two of them rounded the corner coming into the main room. Ghosty and Centross were happily chatting on the moss carpet.

“-how can you eat that many glowberries I think it’s a problem I mean your room is filled with them!”

“It is a perfectly reasonable amount of glowberries.” Centross tried to defend himself.

“Wait, Centross’s obsession with glowberries is just a him thing. I thought it was an all overworlders thing.” Rae but in pulling a book out of nowhere.

“No, not all overworlders fill their entire bedroom with glow berries” Ghosty helpfully explained, shooting Centross a pointed look.

“You filled your entire room with glow berries?” Athena said, putting their hands on their hips.

“I’m going to the garden with Hope at least she doesnt annoy me about my glowberry preferences.” Centross then marched out into the garden. with Rae and Ghosty just “mhm”ing him.

“So what are you two up to now that Athena’s room is done?” Ghosty asked once Centross had definitely left.

“Rae was going to teach me about redstone!” Athena said, smiling excitedly.

“Oh, good luck with that I don’t have any understanding of redstone or sciency things,” Ghosty said, with a sheepish smile.

“Neither do I why don’t we learn together!” Athena said, grabbing Ghosty’s hand, and beginning to drag him into the study.

“Oh! I don’t… umm… know-” Ghosty nervously stammered.

“Athena if Ghosty doesn’t want to join he doesn’t have to,” Rae said in a soft tone after he had finished laughing.

Ghosty’s face had become a light pink, “well it’s not that I don’t want to join. It’s just I feel like I’d be stupid.”

“That’s OK you’re not gonna be stupid. You will be learning together it’ll be fun plus be nice to have someone to share my research with that is actually paying attention or can understand me.” Rae said with a kind and smile as they begin to head into the library.

***

“Good news everyone I’ve deciphered the coordinates. We can begin the hunt for Athena!” the masked adventurer, announced to the townspeople. They were all excited and happy to find their missing member most especially, the alchemist.

Gathering up their gear, they prepared.

next

#fable smp #rae morningstar #ghae #caspian solcrest #AU #end duo #uncle duo #fanfic #athenahennah #centross #sherbetquake

[lovelessbachelor]

28, 29 and 30 for the music ask game? :D

ooo!

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

oooh, man u tryna kill me? i actually read that middle one and immediately thought of a song so lollll

28 : voice....specifically voice???? hm. Cotards Solution by Will Wood bcus that song can NEVER BE LOUD ENOUGH !!! and his voice is just real nice. he has a craaazy range in both his music and his singing, i can listen to both soft ukelele and manic piano with this guy.

29 : ok don't laugh but Starships by Nicki Minaj TwT this is bcus when i was younger i flip flopped thru a whooole lot of extracurricular activities - one of which being a dance club! i forget the type of dance but this song was playing on repeaaaat we were always doing dumbed down choreography. come to think of it a lot of my clubs were dance-focused, i think i liked ballet the most and it was the only one i went to independantly for liek yearrrs. I still rlly love dancing! i just have no idea what genre my ass is doing most of the time, some combo of ballroom and swing lol. doesnt help that i make pair/solo choreography in my head THE CURSE.

anyways i ranted ignore that.

30 : reminds me of MYSELF??? well i could either go rlly angsty or just. eh. but fun fact that relates to me when i was younger again i used to get the same types of songs stuck in my head that i related to a WHOLE lot. and then i look back on them now and im like 'omg that song's just about having a personality disorder ToT' (Happy Days by Ghost i'm staring intently in your direction. i tried to make a COVER!)

anyways the SONG! yesthesong ive actually had THIS song stuck in my head for 2 days lol soooo.

Again by Crusher-P. i've just dealt with a lot of loss i don't take very well :/ oh and the unstable sense of identity :/ and the-

okay enough of this im ranting AND making it trauma-dumpy. Thanks you for the ask my beloved mutual!!!!! do u want a cwtch? the bearhug thing is still on the table im very good at those u just have to be short enough/light enough for me to be able to shake you around (im very big strong macho muscular man so i wouldnt worry BD)

wait what am i doing the ask was suppose to end a paragraph ago!!! urgfgjkgfdvnjjv! bye!

#cinnamonphrog #ask game #leave it to me to take 3 prompts and write like 3 giant paragraphs for each smh my head

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 6, page 5927-5938

KARKAT: DAVE ARE YOU THERE

KARKAT: COME IN DAVE.

KARKAT: THIS IS KARKAT.

KARKAT: OVER.

KARKAT: ANSWER ME YOU JACKOFF.

KARKAT: DON'T BE ALL LIKE YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO PICK UP, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID.

KARKAT: YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS METEOR WHO'S GOT EVEN LESS ON HIS NUTRITION PLATEAU THAN ME.

KARKAT: EVEN THE MAYOR HAS A MORE DEMANDING SCHEDULE THAN WE DO, LET'S FACE THE FUCKING FACTS.

KARKAT: WHAT. DID YOU THINK CAN TOWN RUNS ITSELF??

KARKAT: FAT CHANCE.

KARKAT: DAVE.

KARKAT: GOD DAMN IT DAVE.

KARKAT: I HAVE A PROBLEM.

KARKAT: NO.

KARKAT: *WE* HAVE A PROBLEM.

KARKAT: SKAIA IS NOW VISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE.

KARKAT: WE CAN'T BE MUCH MORE THAN A FEW HOURS AWAY.

KARKAT: THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

KARKAT: THREE OF THE LONGEST HUMAN "YEARS" WE'LL EVER HAVE TO LIVE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

KARKAT: SUNK INTO THIS DEPRESSING LABORATORY WHICH BY ALL ACCOUNTS SHOULD NEVER HAVE FUNCTIONED AS ANYTHING BUT OUR ETERNAL TOMB.

KARKAT: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE'RE EVEN SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS THING. DO YOU?

KARKAT: OH WELL, SENDING IT BLASTING OFF SOMEWHERE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT SURE SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!

KARKAT: AND NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY HERE, AFTER ALL THE WAITING AND DRAMA AND BOREDOM AND STUPID BULLSHIT WITH OUR ANCESTRAL GHOSTS

KARKAT: AND EVEN DISREGARDING THE ONE HILARIOUSLY NEGLECTED DETAIL THAT THIS METEOR HAS NO FUCKING BRAKES

KARKAT: I STILL DON'T THINK WE'RE READY FOR THIS.

KARKAT: *SIGH*

KARKAT: I DON'T

KARKAT: ...

KARKAT: HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO ADDRESS THIS SHIT.

KARKAT: OK, HOW ABOUT THIS.

KARKAT: SINCE I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER GENERAL PURPOSE QUESTION TO HELP BREAK THE ICE IN LITERALLY ANY IMAGINABLE SOCIAL SITUATION.

KARKAT: WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PANTS?

TEREZI: ZZZZZZZ

DAVE: my pants

DAVE: what are you talking about

DAVE: theyre on my legs

KARKAT: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

DAVE: oh

KARKAT: DAVE, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM HERE.

DAVE: what

KARKAT: I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A...

KARKAT: WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?

KARKAT: AN INTERVENTION?

DAVE: for rose?

KARKAT: NO, NOT ROSE.

KARKAT: WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT ROSE?

KARKAT: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE CONFRONTED ABOUT BY HER FRIENDS BEFORE SHE FLUSHES HER WHOLE LIFE DOWN THE GAPER, DOES SHE??

DAVE: uh yeah kind of

KARKAT: WHY? BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO DRINK THAT GOOFY HUMAN SOPORIFIC THAT MAKES HER A LOT FUNNIER AND MORE CHARMING THAN USUAL?

KARKAT: HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM?

KARKAT: I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEREZI.

DAVE: man terezi doesnt need an intervention

DAVE: she just drinks a lot of soda

KARKAT: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW THAT IS A *HUGE* FUCKING PROBLEM.

DAVE: its red fizzy shitwater dude who cares

KARKAT: OK, CAN WE JUST ONCE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE ARE MUTUAL ALIENS TO EACH OTHER AND AS SUCH POSSIBLY HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES AND STANDARDS ABOUT THINGS???

KARKAT: JUST THIS ONE TIME DAVE? THANKS!

DAVE: terezi has made her choices

DAVE: among them was to begin guzzling untold liters of that putrid circus cola

DAVE: think of it as like a rite of passage

DAVE: like something that just goes with the territory when someone you know almost imperceptibly begins turning into a juggalo

DAVE: wait fuck

DAVE: maybe she does need an intervention

KARKAT: SHE NEEDS TO WAKE UP SO WE CAN TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS.

KARKAT: SHE WON'T WAKE UP, WHAT DO I DO.

DAVE: did you try kicking her

KARKAT: YES.

DAVE: im out of ideas

TEREZI: SNOOOOOR3

KARKAT: WELL, WHENEVER SHE WAKES UP, WE ALL NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THIS.

KARKAT: IF SHE'S IN THIS CONDITION WHEN WE GET TO THE NEW SESSION, IT'LL BE A GODDAMN EMBARRASSMENT.

KARKAT: NOT TO MENTION DEADLY! NEED I REMIND YOU WHO'S STILL FOLLOWING US? SHE DOESN'T LOOK PRIMED FOR BATTLE FROM WHERE I'M STANDING!

KARKAT: WE NEED TO ACT AS A UNIFIED FRONT, DAVE. WE NEED TO LET HER KNOW THAT AS HER FRIENDS WE CAN'T STAND BY AND WATCH HER DEGRADE HERSELF LIKE THIS.

DAVE: man i dunno

DAVE: sounds like you wanna make this needlessly melodramatic

KARKAT: STAND BY. I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB.

DAVE: speaker crab

KARKAT: YES. SPEAKER CRAB.

DAVE: man dont put me on speaker crab

KARKAT: SHE NEEDS TO HEAR FROM YOU DAVE. SHE TRUSTS YOU.

DAVE: god

DAVE: honestly she can do whatever she wants i put this all behind me a while ago

DAVE: why do you really want me in on this conversation is it just that you dont know what to say by yourself

KARKAT: MAYBE IT IS DAVE!

KARKAT: MAYBE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT FUCKING IS.

KARKAT: I'M SORRY. I'M NOT A "GOD TIER".

KARKAT: I AM NOT SO FORTUNATE AS TO BE BLESSED WITH THE "GIFT OF GAB" LIKE YOU.

DAVE: what

KARKAT: THAT BADGE YOU EARNED. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT MAKES IT EASIER TO TALK TO PEOPLE?

KARKAT: LIKE, REALLY OPEN UP ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND SAY WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE SAID?

DAVE: hahaha thats what you think that does?

KARKAT: ISN'T IT??

DAVE: no dude thats not what gift of gab does

KARKAT: OK WHAT DOES IT DO THEN WISE GUY!

DAVE: its utility isnt really comprehensible to lowly mortals sorry

KARKAT: YOU SNIDE CHUTE HUFFER.

KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE SO I CAN PUSH YOU OFF THIS BUILDING?

DAVE: nah

KARKAT: I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB, AND THEN TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO KEEP IT *REAL AS SHIT*, DO YOU HEAR ME?

DAVE: what do you actually want from her

DAVE: do you want her to stop drinking faygo and falling asleep in puddles of red fructose corn slobber

DAVE: or do you want her to somehow address the root of those habits and cut all that out for good

KARKAT: YES! I WANT HER TO DO THAT!

KARKAT: THE LATTER THING.

DAVE: yeah i can understand where youre coming from

DAVE: but in situations like this i think you need to remind yourself theres only so much you can do for somebody

DAVE: and maybe they arent going to want or need your help and you just have to figure out how to deal with that

DAVE: like at some point in your life one of your friends might start spending all her time with a guy you think is bad news

DAVE: and you have to decide if you need to intervene as a friend or just let it go because people can change or drift apart or whatever because thats just something that happens

KARKAT: DAVE

KARKAT: YOUR WISDOM, MY GOD

KARKAT: IT'S KNOCKING MY SOCKS OFF. HOLY SHIT, PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET TO YOUR WISE WAYS.

KARKAT: AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DAVE: look all im saying is

DAVE: there comes a time in every young womans life when she has to come to terms with the decision to gradually morph into a juggalo while all her friends and loved ones watch in dismay

DAVE: terezi has strolled through the dark carnival and taken a great brooding whiff of that decisions festive asshole and the choice she has made is all too clear

DAVE: shes down with the clown

KARKAT: NO, DON'T SAY THAT.

DAVE: its true man

DAVE: you can live in denial for only so long

DAVE: but as your bro i have to say it like it is

DAVE: she and gamzee man

DAVE: that is literally a thing

DAVE: they are in the hate square together

DAVE: total kismespades dude

KARKAT: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.

KARKAT: I MEAN, I KNOW THAT.

KARKAT: JUST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYTHING SO "COLORFULLY"?

KARKAT: I GUESS I DO THE SAME THING, BUT YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO TAKE THINGS TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF GROSS. JUST PLEASE SAY SHIT NORMALLY FOR A CHANGE, OK.

KARKAT: REGARDING GAMZEE, YEAH. I KNEW ABOUT THAT ALREADY.

DAVE: oh

DAVE: really?

DAVE: then what the fuck have i been tiptoeing around all this time god damn

DAVE: i thought this was supposed to be like this "big secret" that would "destroy you" if you found out

KARKAT: MOTHERFUCKER, PLEASE.

KARKAT: DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT? I'VE SUSPECTED THIS WAS GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME.

KARKAT: I WAS JUST BEING LIKE YOU, PLAYING IT COOL, LETTING HER DO WHATEVER.

DAVE: then why is it a problem now

KARKAT: BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR ACTION BY NOW.

KARKAT: NOT COMATOSE, HALF NAKED AND FAYGO STICKY.

KARKAT: GOD, I WONDER WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT HE'S GOT HER BELIEVING IN NOW? ABOUT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND SHANGRI LA AND ALL THAT GARBAGE.

KARKAT: IT MAKES ME SO SAD TO THINK SHE'S CAUGHT UP IN HIS SUPERSTITIOUS WEB OF LIES.

KARKAT: IT'S BEEN AWFUL WATCHING THE PERSON I USED TO KNOW SLOWLY DRIFT AWAY FROM ME, TO THE POINT WHERE SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE GONE.

KARKAT: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DEAL WITH THAT?

DAVE: what

KARKAT: YOU AND SHE USED TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. WHAT HAPPENED?

DAVE: like i said i just put it behind me

DAVE: she started sneaking around in vents and stuff acting suspicious trying to hide the fact that she was seeing him

DAVE: like she was obviously ashamed of it and worried how id react

DAVE: but it was hella transparent that was going on so i just said

DAVE: thats fine yall can do your blackrom thing with the juggalo its your decision

DAVE: but i cant keep playing along

DAVE: i cant do the quadrant thing its just too weird for me

DAVE: im not a troll and im not all open minded about gettin multicultural

DAVE: i still dont understand the spades thing and it makes me really fuckin uncomfortable even trying to imagine how that works and i sure as fuck dont want to date anybody whos got a hateclown on the side

DAVE: so i said no hard feelings i still like you and all, do whatever makes you happy ill just be over here in the hyper gravity chamber training to beat lord english

KARKAT: WE HAVE A HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER???

DAVE: no

KARKAT: OH

DAVE: but what about you

DAVE: havent you been talking to gamzee this whole time

DAVE: or is he just balls out lying to you about sneakin around the meteor with terezi

DAVE: i thought moirails were supposed to be open with each other about stuff like that

KARKAT: YEAH. UH.

KARKAT: GAMZEE ENDED OUR MOIRALLEGIANCE QUITE SOME TIME AGO.

DAVE: oh shit

DAVE: sorry to hear about that

KARKAT: IT'S FINE. IT WAS REALLY A DEAD END PALE RELATIONSHIP.

KARKAT: AT FIRST IT REALLY SEEMED LIKE I WAS A NECESSARY PART OF HIS LIFE, KEEPING HIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL...

KARKAT: BUT AS TIME WENT ON HE JUST GOT COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED AND WASN'T KEEPING UP WITH HIS END OF THE THING AT ALL.

KARKAT: HE STARTED GETTING SO UNBELIEVABLY SELF SATISFIED AND PIOUS, LIKE WAY MORE THAN HE EVER WAS BEFORE.

KARKAT: LIKE HE'S JUST SO COMPLETELY CONVINCED HE'S FOUND HIS CALLING, THAT THIS SESSION IS THE GATEWAY TO THE PROMISED LAND WHERE HE'LL FULFILL HIS DESTINY.

KARKAT: HE'S SO CAUGHT UP IN HIS IDIOTIC SCHEMES HE COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME ANYMORE.

KARKAT: WHATEVER. AT LEAST HE STOPPED KILLING PEOPLE.

DAVE: amazing i spent three years on this rock and never said one thing to the guy

DAVE: i saw him once tho

DAVE: just a glimpse in a dark hallway

DAVE: it was kinda like seeing a blurry purple bigfoot with a huge boner

KARKAT: OH GOD!

KARKAT: THAT FUCKING GOD TIER OUTFIT.

KARKAT: WHAT A GODDAMN FAKER. I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME IMAGINE WHERE HE GOT THAT THING.

KARKAT: I KNOW KANAYA SURE AS HELL DIDN'T MAKE IT FOR HIM.

KARKAT: THE MAN LITERALLY HAS NO SHAME.

DAVE: why is he wearing it

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW!

KARKAT: I DON'T THINK EVEN HE KNOWS.

KARKAT: MAYBE TO MAKE A "GOOD IMPRESSION" ON HIS FAKE ASS RELIGIOUS IDOL, AFTER HE THRUSTS HIS SACRED COD PIECE THROUGH THE GATES OF SHANGRI LA.

DAVE: ahahaha the best thing we ever do together is slam this assholes dumb religion

KARKAT: YEAH!!!

DAVE: really its the most hilarious fucking horseshit ive ever heard

DAVE: i mean pretty much all religions are wrong but theres wrong and then theres WRONG

DAVE: as in ZERO CHANCE YOU ARE EVER PROVEN RIGHT ABOUT EVEN A SINGLE THING DUDE, EVER EVER EVER

KARKAT: HAHAHA! IT'S SO TRUE.

KARKAT: I WISH I COULD SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE FINALLY REALIZES EVERYTHING HE BELIEVES IS A LIE.

DAVE: be one sad clown that day

DAVE: his bulge will probably deflate and make this high pitch noise plus corresponding flatulence

KARKAT: HEY DAVE.

KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN TO US AFTER WE MEET UP WITH THE OTHERS.

KARKAT: I MEAN, AS FRIENDS.

DAVE: what do you mean as friends

KARKAT: I MEAN WILL WE STILL GET TO BE BROS.

DAVE: uh

DAVE: yeah?

DAVE: no offense dog but thats a dumb and neurotic question

KARKAT: NO BUT SEE

KARKAT: WE'RE GOING TO MEET ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE.

KARKAT: JOHN AMONG THEM.

KARKAT: AND JOHN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SO YOU WILL OSTENSIBLY RESUME THAT FRIENDSHIP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

KARKAT: AND JOHN AND I HAD A FEW TESTY CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER ONE DAY, AND IN MOST OF THOSE I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF.

KARKAT: AND I GUESS WE BECAME FRIENDS THAT DAY? MAYBE??

KARKAT: BUT THE REALITY IS IT WAS JUST ONE DAY, AND HE'D BE WELL WITHIN A REASONABLE FRAME OF MIND NOT TO GIVE A CRAP IN HINDSIGHT ABOUT THE GUY WHO TROLLED HIM ONCE THREE YEARS AGO.

KARKAT: AND THE SAME GOES FOR JADE!

KARKAT: I THOUGHT WE HAD A DECENT RAPPORT, BUT AGAIN, IT WAS ONE DAY FOREVER AGO. SHE PROBABLY BARELY REMEMBERS ME AT THIS POINT.

KARKAT: WHEREAS THAT DOESN'T MATTER FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU GO WAY BACK WITH THEM. THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING *HEARTFELT REUNION* FOR YOU GUYS.

KARKAT: BUT WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME??

KARKAT: I CAN HARDLY CALL GAMZEE A FRIEND ANYMORE. WHO KNOWS IF MY FRIENDSHIP WITH TEREZI WILL EVER BE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE. I USED TO BE PRETTY CLOSE WITH KANAYA, BUT NOW SHE AND ROSE NEVER LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE FOR MORE THAN A FUCKING MINUTE.

KARKAT: ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS ARE DEAD, AND NOW WE'RE LEAVING THE DREAM BUBBLES BEHIND.

KARKAT: AND THEN THERE'S YOU.

KARKAT: SO

KARKAT: I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

DAVE: you forgot the mayor

DAVE: youre pretty damn tight with the mayor arent you

KARKAT: THE MAYOR'S FRIENDSHIP IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, AND I AM INSULTED BEYOND COMPREHENSION AS WELL AS MY CAPACITY TO VOMIT THAT YOU WOULD INSINUATE OTHERWISE.

DAVE: yeah the mayor rules

DAVE: but as usual you are overcomplicating this

DAVE: just like you overcomplicate everything

DAVE: friendship leadership romance

DAVE: shipping grids and dick battles

DAVE: this is real simple

DAVE: our meteor will somehow tokyo drift to a dead stop in the new session

DAVE: at which point we will keep being bros for life or something

DAVE: i will start being friends with john and jade again because they are my friends and never stopped being that

DAVE: john will also be your friend because hes cool and also a doofus who is easy to be friends with

DAVE: jade will be your friend too cause shes nice and likes being friends with people

DAVE: i can personally guarantee that she will be happy to see you

DAVE: and as for the new people i dont know about them but theyll probably be your friends too

DAVE: all i know is two of them are my parents and two of them are johns parents and aint no rule that says you cant be friends with your bros mom and pop

DAVE: especially when your bros mom and pop are a couple of sassy teens

DAVE: as for terezi i dont know i guess well see what happens

DAVE: and as for gamzee fuck that guy with a balloon poodle

DAVE: friendship lesson secured the end

TEREZI: ZZZZZZZ ZZNK SNOOORT

TEREZI: SM4CK SM4CK

TEREZI: NNNRNNNNNNNRRNGNGNHGHGL3

KARKAT: UH OH, LOOK WHO'S STARTING TO COME AROUND!

KARKAT: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

KARKAT: HONK HONK HONK, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FUCKING MUSIC.

#homestuck #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #dave strider #homestuck act 6 #page 5927 #page 5928 #page 5929 #page 5930 #page 5931 #page 5932 #page 5933 #page 5934 #page 5935 #page 5936 #page 5937 #page 5938 #homestuck act 6 intermission 5

[lostacelonnie]

Ah hell my bad i did get. Really busy & really tired the end of year holidays are busy & really draining. I am a sea person but im glad that resonates with non sea people too. People try & talk to you often there? I dont know a whole section of verb conjugation so im not sure how id do there. Fried bread & cinnamon sugar what a peak combination thank you churros. Same i need to pick up more spanish food recipes. Oh? Thats a good start actually. Knowing simple stuff like eggs or grilled cheese or uh. Chicken noodle soup are good baselines. I mean. Yeah same to a degree. I turn them on when im reading or walking/going places. Keeps me focused. Mag is good. Same with nightvale & alice isnt dead. Thats some solid luck kudos to everyone for not getting attacked by gulls. Id wonder about that too australia seems. Nice but very weird. Like their one prime minister who walked into the ocean & disappeared. Kudos to her for finding one she likes & gets along with enough to move there. Ah nothin like light hearted roasting among friends love that for you. Oh jeesh thats like my geometry teacher i had once. Dude would get distracted & then skip stuff he was supposed to help us learn. & still test us on it. Had a different math teacher help me sometimes because he was better at teaching. Hell yeah english teacher for the save. She sounds cool. I dont have time for meta so like. Why bother when if something works it works? Oh is honkai meta that hard? Do i need to focus on that on the way through the story? Oh thats way better like star rail having a pick your own on standard after x amount of pulls. What genshin's fate system could be if it was good. Hmm im not sure where even to start. I guess about himeko. Like her place in the story & what her story in hi3 is. Since i doubt its similar to in hsr. Hell she does have that vibe doesnt she? Chill piracy milf in a way. I hope she becomes playable. A thirty minite backstory? Must be a heck of a joke. Or because of all the polish nuance. Thanks! Ill have to see how she plays of course but personality wise she's good. Fontaine has killed it with interesting characters. Oh? Why the screen limit is it a doctors orders thing? & no worries about that life hit me hard so i understand. Ah thanks im getting to where gear matters a bit so ill need that luck. Need to up talents & such more though. Makes sense then but damn 4 pm as the other option? Both of those aren't super great. I live close to my work which is nice but i still have to wake up 2 hours before for early days because otherwise i wont wake i am not a morning person. 4 am? Hell mad respect for that i could never im barely a person some days at that hour i definitely wouldnt be. Oh nice congrats! On the exam & the history memes. At least your friends are becoming nerds with you. Important group activity. Im caught up on show & manga releases but i do need to read the spin off still when i can find it. Claire has protag rights to one name

AH ITS OK i just. Dont trust tumblr to function properly AJSKFJJH. but ah wishing you some time to chill soon. i understand tho since its the end of the first semester in my school so literally every teacher is trying to squeeze in as many tests as possible. yeah sjdkfkkskdf thats one thing everyone can agree on i suppose!! and it really is like that!! the stereotype about spanish people being seemingly All Extroverted is. much more true than i expected it to be. especially when compared to poland where everyone just more or less minds their own business. and not knowing the language that well proved to be less of an issue than i thought actually!! as in. i do Not speak spanish very well but through a series of trial and error combined with a lot of gesticulation i managed to communicate well enough. AND FOR REAL good lird. they were so right for that. and thanks!! i can more or less follow intermediate recipes so i can Survive more or less. and ahh thats fair, i unfortunately cant really listen to stuff outside my house as i only own headphones and not earphones and i dont like being Completely disconnected from the sound around me when im not at home. but very understandable. ANYWAY YEAH AUSTRALIA IS. A PLACE. i heard about that one prime minister yeah..... wild...... and yeah ajdkfjg me and my friends have been dissing each other for a Long time since i did the same thing in my previous school. always fun. AND AOUGH I FEEL YOU i have. a Lot of teachers like that. but eh im pretty decent at studying on my own [if i find the energy.....] so its managable. with math teachers too actually which is very funny bc last year we had this one teacher [we called her The Brick] who just. did not explain Anything just start doing exercises on the board and then be disappointed when we didnt understand anything. so obviously we were very happy to hear that were gonna have a different one EXCEPT??? SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COUNT???? LIKE GENUINELY SHE DOES SOMETHING ON THE BOARD THREE TIMES AND EACH TIME ITS SOLVED INCORRECTLY. IN A DIFFERENT WAY. ah well. but yes my english teacher is very epic. if nobody got me i know she got me can i get an amen. and exactly i agree with you!! as in. i like when theres a Big Number so i try to more or less build my chars but im not gonna wreck my sanity doing the same domain over and over again. the honkai meta however IS pretty hard so i try to keep up with that. but im much less excited for part 2 so when it drops im probs gonna focus on gearing the chars i already have instead of pulling the new ones since you can do anything with a good support and i have. pretty good supports [HERRSCHER OF TRUTH FOR THE WIN]. id generally recommend Not Completely Ignoring it yeah. tho i did and still managed to pull myself out, but it wasnt a pleasant experience [god. superstring dimension with ungeared teams. Augh.] so. yeah. AND RIGHT???? honkais meta may be painful but the gacha sure is not. I WILL GET INTO HIMEKOS STORY BUT ITS GONNA TAKE A SEC SO ILL JUST PUT IT UNDER A READMORE AND ALSO BEWARE OF VERY VERY VERY HEAVY SPOILERS. since im not exactly sure in what point of the story youre in. AND YEAH shes just. chillen. and the joke is [linguistic rant incoming] actually not That long [i just love hyperboles] although there is one joke that is Actually pretty hard to explain. anyway what i wanted to say is that she has ESSA which. first of all this is slang but its slightly outdated slang [which, of course, doesnt stop me from using it] and it just. well when you say someone has essa it means theyre like. chill in a cool way. cool in a chill way. but also essa itself can be used like. hm. for example if you manage to do sth, say, pass an exam, and you wanna say you did it and also it wasnt very hard?? you can just say NO I ESSA. its not quite translatable into english but needless to say i shall now begin using it. AND YEAH FR rare occurence where genshin made me actually care about male characters. as in. i love furina forever but neuvilette has actually proven to be someone i like as well.

[once again. tumblr forcing me to do a paragraph break] his autistic swag has captivated me. and yeah ajdfkgjsj as it turns out im both farsighted and have astigmatism so i should be limiting my computer usage...... its ok tho im trying to get into traditional art more and also studying is easier. so Its Joekay. ahhhhhh talents are such a pain to level up.... i just never have enough stuff for them seemingly. yeah my history classes have godawful times good lird. and we actually do less material bc of that since our teacher just refuses to do anything on the 6pm classes and just does twice the material in the monday block instead. i love my life. fair enough tbh, i picked up an ADDITIONAL 7am class bc its not mandatory and was close to disbanding but my classbestie really likes it so i joined to make it less likely to fall apart but ah. im regretting my decision. but at least the teacher is nice so. AND FOR REAL i do not understand where they get their energy from. or the dedication. ESPECIALLY for this godforsaken school. and ah thankies!!!! and good luck with catching up!!! i LOVE the manga sm omg...... im also very excited for the anime since the love scale arc is starting today and its my favorite........ big hype. and ah i started playing noita recently!!!! very fun i love games that are engineered to hurt me personally

ANYWAY. ONTO THE HIMEKO LORE

i Should mention that im not an expert on himeko lore BUT ill do my best hehehe. however i will reiterate that heavy spoilers ahead, especially for chapter 9.

SO himekos backstory is revealed in the alien space manga [which, admittedly, i read only because i found out shub niggurath appears by the end and i love niggurath] but it goes more or less like this. i wont go into detail about what Exactly happened because truth be told this is a pretty long manga and i simply do not have the motivation to do an Entire Summary but basically. when she was in university, her father, who was working for schicksal and also the host of an Actual Literal Alien kiiiiiind of went berserk [without her knowledge, of course] and welt had to Kill Him. which is pretty bad because they knew each other and were Kinda friends. anyway since her mother was already dead and she was infected with honkai at the time, this caused her to join schicksal! of course, the entire time kept in the dark about what exactly happened to her father. so when she was in schicksal, she was in the squad let by ragna lothbrok, who also ended up dying in action, and himeko ended up in saint freya. she also made bianka join schicksal! so anyway this is where we get to the main story. i wont go into chapter chiyou bc im gonna be honest i remember Nothing from chronicles. but she was kiana and the others from the main squad mentor, guiding them through their journey as valkyries. when kiana awoke as the herrscher of the void during the void arc, she was also Actively Dying from honkai poisoning [since valkyrie gear uses the honkai in it but she had pretty low natural resistance to it]. fu hua gives her an antidote that Could save her life but, during the final lesson, she uses it to temporarily seal the herrscher of the void so that kiana can live on. and dies in the process. i cry watching it to THIS DAY. but himeko remains as somewhat of an Afterlife Guide to the end of the series, appearing as flashbacks and visions in the chapter 11 ex cg, meteoric salvation, like an entire section of set tomorrow ablaze, everlasting flames, and graduation trip. to summarize, I LOVE HER AND WILL CRY ABOUT HER AGAIN. AOUGGGHH. she actually means so much to me you have no idea you have NO idea

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