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I told the creators of Welcome to Night Vale about the sexyman poll.
im taking a narrative podcast production course, and we had joseph fink and jeffery cranor come speak to the class over zoom
as the final question of our Very Serious QA panel, i told them about the tumblr sexyman poll, with hundreds of thousands of votes, and that cecil still won a decade later. i asked if the power of creating The Sexiest Fictional Man was something that could go to their heads. they couldnt stop laughing.
joseph gave a long spiel about how grateful he is for the impact Night Vale had — he told a story about seeing a fictional flights board in an airport and that it felt so strange to see Night Vale up there. he was super humble and said that Night Vale ‘belongs to the fans’ and takes no ownership of Sexy Creationism.
then jeffery comes in like ‘yeah, what he said, but personally i think it does go to my head’ and giggled and said “It feels pretty awesome.”
#welcome to night vale#night vale#cecil#cecil nightvale#podcast#wtnv cecil#wtnv#wtnv podcast#wtnv quotes#wtnv fandom#wtnv fanfic#sexyman poll#tumblr milestone#jeffery cranor#joseph fink#polls#tumblr polls#tumblr sexyman#cute#cecil x carlos#cecilsweep
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Fun fact I may not be able to remember what day it is but I can recite the Welcome to Night Vale info line from the podcast
#crow rambles#wtnv#welcome to night vale#Welcome to Night Vale is a production by commonplace books it is written by Joseph fink and Jeffery cranor and produced by Joseph fink#sometimes I recite it from memory for fun#that and the opening to the original English translation of The Little Prince
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thinking about Kevin wtnv. Like YES he is fucked up and strange and is probably dangerous and may even kill me given the opportunity.
But have you concidered hes my special little guy???? Funky man????? Maybe even blorbo??? HUH?? . This post is directed at Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor please give more kevin content.
#Wtnv#kevin wtnv#wtnv kevin#wtdb#kevin wtdb#welcome to night vale#Hes sooooo silly you dknt ecen know#My 2nd favorite character. First is carlos#U go autistic science man!!!#Btw kevin is also autistic
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joseph fink and jeffery cranor sitting at their homes blissfully unaware as they randomly see their show's spotify stats shoot upwards after january 29th
#wtnv#cecilsweep#the sheer amount of people saying they started listening in my notes. this has all been one huge advertising campaign
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Witches Abroad (Terry Pratchett)
"The villain rules her fairy-tale kingdom with an iron fist, using coercive magic and the force of law alike to ensure that everyone follows out the narrative threads she has assigned them. Toymakers must be cheerful and whistling, wolves must be lurking in the woods to assault guileless travelers, and cinder-sweeping girls must marry the prince -- whether they want to or not."
The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home (Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor)
"Serious spoiler warnings for this one." (See below cut)
It's framed like a biography that the Faceleed Old Woman is telling Craig, the descendant of the man who killed her. After she dies, as a sort of ghost, she haunts and attempts to kill her murderer, but she fails. She then spends the rest of time manipulating and killing all of his descendants. She is constantly doing things that they don't notice to get them to have kids, etc, and then when they get old enough, causes an accident so the first born son always dies. The villain, and TFOW murderer is also a manipulator. He gets her on a wild goose chase for years to find out who killed her father, and managed to trick her into a situation where he could kill her.
#web poll#the web#poll#the magnus archives#leitner tournament#Witches Abroad#Discworld#Terry Pratchett#The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#welcome to night vale#wtnv
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scaramouche - i am an imaginary living body
margaret atwood - speeches for dr. frankenstein / daphne gottlieb - slut / silas denver melvin - grit: a poetry collection / anne sexton - the civil war / daughter - undead / joseph fink & jeffery cranor - it devours / richard siken - war of the foxes / j.a seazer - ワタシ空想生命体 i am all the histories in creation (revolutionary girl utena ost)
#scaramouche#scaramouche genshin#genshin impact#genshin#webweave#aes#long post /#body horror /#gore /#abuse /#mine.txt#yes i made this before but ii accidentally set my posts to not show up in tags plus it was messy so here it is again#but Better#scara
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[https://open.spotify.com/episode/4VjcV5RfcLOzirn6lIQt8g]
Tune in to 104.6 F.M. for a brand new episode of the Creepypasta Book Club. Wait! Don't touch those dials, folks, we’re right here! Missed us?
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The Story: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8fp44u/accounts_from_a_lonely_broadcast_station_part_1/
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Works Cited:
The Accounts of the Lonely Broadcast Station: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacUOqDOWfk
Further Reading:
Townsend, Jack; Tales from the Gas Station; https://www.goodreads.com/series/272422-tales-from-the-gas-station
Cranor, Jeffery; Fink, Joseph; Welcome to Nightvale; https://www.welcometonightvale.com/
Frost, Mark; Lynch, David; et al; Twin Peaks: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098936/
Questions? Comments? Email us at: [email protected]
#creepypasta book club#podcast#podcasts#creepypasta#accounts from a lonely broadcast station#season 03#episode 35#Spotify
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I cant wait to hear what Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor have to say about the great tumblr sexyman poll
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- Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor, from Welcome to Night Vale, ep. 231.
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My bookshelf
Hey, @beanifred <3 So, here's a big peak at my bookshelf (way too many books as I said)
Beginning with my treasures:
The "Real" Bob Steele and a man called "Brad" by Bob Nareau
The Photostory of "Battling Bob" Bob Steele by Mario DeMarco
2. The Columbo Collection
Just One More thing by Peter Falk
The Grassy Knoll by William Harrington (my enemy)
Murder by the Book by Steven Bochco
And now there's chaos:
3.
Psycho 1 & 2 and Night-World by Robert Bolch (Norwegian edition)
Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
The Body Snatcher by Jack Finney
The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon
Trash by Dorothy Allison (lesbian but at what cost)
We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson
The Buddah of Suburbia by Hanif Kureishi
Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman (I also have American Gods but I cannot find it)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
Rosemary's Baby by Ira Levin
The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin
The Complete Short Stories: Hercule Poirot by Agatha Christie
Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane by Henry Farrell
The Hunter by Richard Stark
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Animal Farm by George Orwell
The System by John Burke (novelization)
Alien Nation by Alan Dean Foster (novelization)
Edge of the City by Fredrick Pohl (novelization)
Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
Babysitter by Joyce Carol Oates
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
The Collector by John Fowels
Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier (Norwegian edition)
2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke (novelization)
Ninteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Jaws by Peter Benchley
Wanderer by Sterling Hayden (the actor)
The Wicker Man by Robin Hardy & Anthony Shaffer (Novelization (?))
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
4.
Terror by Dan Simmons
Papillon 1 & 2 by Henri Charrière (Norwegian editions)
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers (book of all time)
The Member of the Wedding by Carson McCullers
The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
Midnight Cowboy by John L. Herlihy
Shooting Midnight Cowboy by Glenn Frankel
Cape Fear by John D. McDonald (watch the movies)
The Bretheren by John Grisham (Norwegian edition)
Dracula by Bram Stoker
The Marlow Murder Club by Robert Thorgood
Glitz by Elmore Leonard (Norwegian edition)
The Big Sleep and Other Novels by Raymond Chandler (the other novels are Farwell My Lovely and The Long Goodbye)
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Client by John Grisham (Norwegian edition)
Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman
The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman
The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty
Legion (Exorcist 2) by William Peter Blatty
La Peste by Albert Camu (Norwegian edition)
Welcome to Night Vale by Joseph Fink & Jeffery Cranor (not read)
The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop by Fannie Flagg
The Day of the Dolphin by Robert Merle
Local Hero by David Benedictus (novelization)
The Glass Cage by Colin Wilson
American Psycho by Brett E. Ellis
Fools Die by Mario Puzo (Norwegian edition)
The Godfather by Mario Puzo
The Sicilian by Mario Puzo (Norwegian edition)
5.
Fire & Blood by George R.R. Martin (Norwegian edition) + Four different Game of Thrones books in Norwegian
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Dragon Keeper by Robin Hobb
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Enders Game by Orson Scott Card
The Betsy by Harold Robbins (Norwegian edition)
Aliens by Alan Dean Foster (novelization)
Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian
The Auctioneer by Joan Samson
Timeline by Michael Crichton
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Charlotte's Web by E.B. White
Red Dragon by Thomas Harris
The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris
Dune, The Children of Dune and God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galxy by Douglas Adams
Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
6.
Trumpet by Jackie Kay
Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner
Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater
The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater
Trigger Warning by Neil Gaiman (short story collection that made me dislike short stories)
Mr. Monk in Trouble by Lee Goldberg (my enemy)
Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop by Lee Goldberg (I hate him)
A Room of One's Own by Virginia Wolf
Oranges are not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson
The Perks of being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Maurice by E. M. Forster
The Case of the Gilded Lily by Erle Stanley Gardner (Norwegian edition)
The Case of the Glamorous Ghost by Erle Stanley Gardner (Norwegian edition)
Something Happened by Joseph Heller
Marathon Man by William Goldman
Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire by Derek Landy
The Hunting Party by Lucy Foley (Norwegian edition)
The Guest List by Lucy Foley
The Paris Apartment by Lucy Foley
A Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry
The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurt
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid (Norwegian edition)
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three by John Godey (bad)
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg
The All-Girl Filling Station's Last Reunion by Fannie Flagg
Killing Time by Della Van Hise (Star Trek Spinoff Spirk book)
Star Trek: Department of Temportal Investigations: Forgotten History by Christopher L. Bennet
Star Trek Deep Space Nine: The Missing by Una McCormack
Star Trek Enterprise: Rise of the Federation: Uncertain Logic by Christopher L. Bennett
7. Stephen King Collection
Outsider
If it Bleeds
On Writing
Blaze
Carrie
The Stand
Hearts in Atlantis (Norwegian edition)
The Tommyknockers
Cujo
Thinner (Norwegian edition)
The Shining
Night Shift
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Norwegian edition)
Dreamcatcher
Doctor Sleep
Rose Madder
Pet Sematary
Christine
Salem's Lot
Dolores Claiborne (Norwegian edition)
The Bachman Books
The Institute
Insomnia
Misery
Finders Keepers
End of Watch
Firestarter
The Body
Needful Things (Norwegian edition)
Bag of Bones
8. Not pictured
A collection of Sherlock Holmes books
Many Hardy Boys books
Chilly Scenes of Winter by Ann Beattie
Some comic books
I believe this is approximately everything lol.
My dream is to have a small cozy rooms dedicated to the books I own. It won't happen any time soon.
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Night Vale Bracket — Round Α
Propaganda
Hiram McDaniels:
he commits tax fraud. he is literally a five headed dragon. what more could you possibly want in a man?
18 foot tall five headed dragon
Intern Joseph Fink:
Literally Joseph Fink
Mod note: I am assuming this is about the Joseph Fink that has been in Night Vale since episode 188 - Listener Questions, and was only a NVCR intern in episode 217 - Salmon Burger. I am assuming this is NOT the Intern Joseph that died in the liveshow The Investigators, which the wiki says was Intern Jeffery in some performances.
Mod note 2: Please please please only offer propaganda for the fictional Joseph Fink and not the real one. I do not want to find myself blocked by one of my top three favorite podcasts because y'all got too horny about a real person on my tournament.
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{WTNV - A novel by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor}
Interesting that marriage in NV seems to involve a Smiling God. 👀
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“I don’t know what to tell you. We all don’t get happy lives. Maybe a happy life doesn’t exist, at least not as some complete, discrete entity. We get what we get and we sort through how we feel about it moment by moment.”
— Joseph Fink & Jeffery Cranor, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home, pg. 261-262
I don’t know, this struck a chord with me— forgive the cliché formatting
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtnv quotes#wtnv spoilers#wtnv fandom#the faceless old woman#book quotes
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Top or favorite 5 books?
Ooh, this is a good one.
Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Welcome to Night Vale by Joesph Fink and Jeffery Cranor
Carrie by Stephen King
Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood (those it's tied with The Handmaid's Tale for my favorite book by her)
Really I'm a big fan of most of Terry Pratchett's works (particularly Discworld). Reaper Man is definitely my favorite book, the scene where Death makes his case to his superior has stuck with me for years.
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OH OH IHAVE ONE HOLD ON firstly. any book recommendations. secondly. do you have any inspirations for art or any favorite works of art (by yourself or someine else)?
OOOH BOOK RECS...... I'm a textbook case of having fallen off of reading traditional novels in teen+adulthood but I still love reading and I love comics !!!
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home: A Welcome To Night Vale Novel by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor
- has the longest title I have to write every single time i rec it. miserable
- my first thought when i think "favorite book ever"!! I read the first chapter as a printed preview I got when seeing wtnv live in 2019, and I've loved it madly ever since. It's got some of my favorite writing and passages from the authors ever, all as part of a really really entertaining historic mystery plot. I love it a lot, it's really dear to me and lives on my desk at all times
are you listening? by Tillie Walden
- TILLIE WALDEN!! GOD !!!!
- Just finished this recently but I can confidently call it one of my favorite graphic novels ever. It follows the story of two friends on a road trip who eventually find a cat and I cant tell you anything else but ohh my god. oh my god. it's a surreal and beautifully illustrated exploration into these two girls and their reasons for leaving home and it inspired me more than anything i've read in the last year
INSPIRATIONS. OH MAN THERE'S TOO MANY.
I'm inspired by just about every artist I see but recently the people that come to mind are @/cordspaghetti, Kamome Shirahama, Tillie Walden + all my mutuals and irl artist friends who are mind-bogglingly talented and keep me creating
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The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home (Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor)
"Serious spoiler warnings for this one." (See below cut)
Ever After High: The Legend of Shadow High (Shannon & Dean Hale)
"Now, Ever After High itself is very Web. The children of famous fairytales being destiny-bound to relive their stories or go 'poof' is the driving force behind all the books' conflicts.
However, Shadow High takes it to another level. The narrators, who were present throughout the series, are more influential within the story. Even the straight-laced narrator parents who believe only in observing stories leave 'plop devices' to coerce characters in or out of making decisions. The titular Shadow High is a school for narrators run by antagonist Ms. Direction after a narrator schism between those who observe stories and those who control them. Ms. Direction uses 'unmaking lava' that turns characters and props into the words that compose them, destroying them so that they can be made again in her vision. She also uses narration to compel characters into doing her bidding. The narrator of the book, Brooke Page, is the daughter of the other books' narrators and has frequent arguments with her parents between chapters about why she can't intervene in the story to help the characters. Brooke ultimately does this in the book's climax by climbing the Fourth Wall and asking the reader for help, turning the book into a choose-your-own-adventure and having the reader write in how Ms. Direction is ultimately defeated.
Also, it's a crossover with Monster High so Frankie Stein and Draculaura are there."
It's framed like a biography that the Faceleed Old Woman is telling Craig, the descendant of the man who killed her. After she dies, as a sort of ghost, she haunts and attempts to kill her murderer, but she fails. She then spends the rest of time manipulating and killing all of his descendants. She is constantly doing things that they don't notice to get them to have kids, etc, and then when they get old enough, causes an accident so the first born son always dies. The villain, and TFOW murderer is also a manipulator. He gets her on a wild goose chase for years to find out who killed her father, and managed to trick her into a situation where he could kill her.
#web poll#the web#poll#the magnus archives#leitner tournament#The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#welcome to night vale#wtnv#Ever After High#The Legend of Shadow High#Shannon Hale#Dean Hale
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