#Jo <3

[ghost-proofbaby]

I would love a Getting to Know Eddie with your coffee shop blues Eddie. (I’ll let Abi ask for Maroon). 😘

(oh i don’t think i could tell abi much more about maroon eddie than i already have. the space under my desk when im writing maroon literally has her name on it <3)

alright. so. COFFEE SHOP BLUES EDDIE. first and foremost, that eddie is from my purely self indulgent barista!au for those of you who don’t know. for legal reasons, it’s totally not based on true experiences or a very real company. totally not. for legal reasons. but, the entire premise is this eddie entirely untouched from the upside down — non-canon compliance so we can be happy for once baby ! — and just playing around with who he is without all that. he gets the job as a barista, he’s a damn pessimist, and- well, i liked to play around with what would happen if he was the grumpiest barista to ever exist and got reality checked by a sunshine-incarnate barista. and, spoiler alert, the boy would probably melt. he does melt.

my inspiration is drawn entirely from uh… well… can i have a lawyer if i admit this? nah im just kidding he’s based on my own experiences! and contrary to what plenty of people have said to me (if i had a nickel every time said they imagine me as reader i’d be far richer than i am which makes me so 😭), eddie is the character based around me. i think he’d react very similarly to how i do most of the time at work. being grumpy, being so easily inconvenienced by every small thing, always huffing and puffing and wanting to be better. and i think reader is what i’d like to be. at the end of the day, it’s just a nice way to romanticize life, i guess. <3

my favorite headcanon that i’ve never shared in the story is that everyone actually finds that he’s very good at his job. it’s emphasized he isn’t necessarily friends with the other baristas, and there’s a whole lot of him internally comparing himself to the people he thinks do the job better (*cough* reader *cough*), but that whole “i can do better. i have to do better” mentality has led him to being quite good at the job actually. he puts himself down, says he isn’t that good, etc. but he is. customers like that feline grumpiness (the girls that come in regularly for frappucinos in the afternoon are always secretly hoping he’s there, definitely living their ‘i can fix him’ fantasy despite reader already having set sail on that boat), his coworkers admire him albeit they get a lil scared of him due to resting bitch face, and all that. he makes a mean fucking cappuccino. his drinks always just taste better. he’s just good. he’ll never admit it, but damn is he good at his job.

on a casual day, this man is living in comfy clothes. big band tees, plaid pajama pants or sweats. the only time he puts on jeans these days is when he works. which, i mean, listen — he works often. he lives his days by what shift he has, not by days of the week. weekends are nonexistent to him. he’s earned some damn comfort when he’s just at home, ya know? (also, most of his clothes that aren’t graphic tees or comfy pants just stink of coffee these days. ugh.)

his favorite food is probably the cake pops at work. he’s a sweet tooth fiend with them. someone accidentally breaks one when opening the packages? oh no !! he’ll take that off their hands. all of his free food mark outs? 50% cake pops. he’s on food? he’s definitely accidentally bagging and slipping one or two off to the side for himself. sometimes coworkers will try to convince him when he’s on the food position to slip them a free cake pop as well, and every time, he’s flipping them the bird and a quick “steal on your own time, bud”. (unless it’s reader. unless it’s sunshine. then, he’s caving, handing over the birthday cake pop he just marked out for himself without second thought. even if he rolls his eyes as he does it — he’d give her the world if she just asked).

his family situation is pretty close to canon — wayne. and obviously he has hellfire, he has corroded coffin, but all of those are just… small things. he’s finally graduated in this universe, so hellfire doesn’t meet as often. corroded coffin’s members are still in their senior year, so sometimes studying for a calculus test is overriding band practice for them. which i mean, was a bummer and led to him needing a distraction like a part time job (also — money) but it’s all good now, cause he gets to bug Sunshine on his days off when he’s bored. they’ve definitely exchanged numbers, and they’re definitely sending each other an obligatory dumb meme a day. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

he likes pop music. don’t ever ask him about it, he denies it, but Sunshine got him into all those radio hits. he’ll find himself humming along to the radio at work constantly too. and, the one time he and Sunshine worked a very rare, LITERALLY only happened once close together, they definitely were belting out britney spears’ “hit me baby one more time”, dancing around the closed stores and eddie using the mop as a mic while Sunshine tried to stock up all the cups. the shift on duty was unamused, to say the least.

he’s pretty pessimistic in all avenues, but there’s something deep inside of him that’s just a bit hopeless romantic. especially after meeting Sunshine. he listens to her prattle about her romance books all day, and he hates the fact that he finds himself smiling at some of those different scenarios she’s gushing about. but it’s cute, okay? besides, it’s only giving him more ideas about how to wow his favorite barista. sex, on the other hand, he’s still pretty bland on. he’s had one or two one night stands, names he’s forgotten at the Hideout after shows, and he’s not really got the energy to be some sex-crazed fuckboy. listening to his coworkers’ hookup stories and relationship problems work pretty well to remind him he could be doing far worse (but if anyone were to ask him what he thought of Sunshine in that context? oh. oh the poor boy. the scary dog facade fades, and his ears have never been pinker as he’s stuttering about having to grab something from the back that he just stocked. he’s just grateful she never seems to have her own escapades to talk about — he probably wouldn’t survive the world-ending jealousy that would cloud his vision.)

pessimistic. so so pessimistic.

a couple months ago, he would have said his room. alone. or practicing with cc, on his guitar. or behind his dm screens, watching as his little sheep panicked over the latest twist he’s revealed for his current campaign.

but now? maybe he’s just gone soft, but the first place he thinks of is a rainy afternoon in the back of his van, his head in Sunshine’s lap as they listen to the slight drizzle bounce off the roof. he swears if he closes his eyes, he can still feel her fingers against his scalp.

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JO. JO. I DON'T HAVE THE ORIGINAL POST FOR THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPH IS ANSWERING WHAT PROMPTS. but honestly, even now that i'm free of the siren, i wanna post this. i love prattling on about our little grumpy barista. i luv him.

#tumblr keeping THIS ONE in drafts has to be grounds for fighting right? #like? #it's BARISTA EDDIE #how dare this not post? or maybe i wasn't done answering??? i don't even know anymore #thank u ily <3 #jo <3 #coffee shop blues #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #still laughing at the way i insert the under the desk joke any time i can

[janaispunk]

hi bby ✨ I’m hoping to spread a little love around today (it is someone’s birthday after all — so you might see others answering this)!

I am a big fan of people enjoying cake and celebrating, and sometimes cake can be just tooting your own horn 💁‍♀️ so with that in mind, I’d love to know what THREE pieces of work you’re super proud of that you’d recommend others reading, and why 🍰

hi jo!! <3 this is such a lovely idea!

is the wildest dreams series that i'm writing with the loml @joelscurls, it's dbf!dave york x f!reader and it's genuinely my favorite thing that i've ever written. it's sexy, it's angsty, it has all the YEARNING, yeah i really love it a lot haha <3

is the safe and sound series, it's joel miller x f!reader and that plot has been living inside my head since foreeever, it's very important to me, so i'm extremely proud of myself for finally being brave enough to put it into words.

is hard to decide, but i think it's nights are so starry, blood moonlit, which is javier peña x f!reader and i love how it turned out, i still think about them often <3

i'm sending you the biggest hug, you're such a sweetheart for doing this and i loooove you <3

#jo <3 #janas asks #self recs

[oddinary4bts]

WIP tag game

rules: post the last 7 sentences you wrote, then tag 7 people. Thank you for the tag @daechwitatamic @casuallyimagining @wintaerbaer✨✨✨

From my older brother’s best friend Jungkook story, Chasing Cars😎

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Maybe he’ll let you live what you have to live with Jungkook.

But then you think about Connor, you think about Lisa, about Shelly, Jungkook’s reputation once more haunting you. You don’t think you’re delusional enough to believe you’ll be the one to change him.

Yet a weekend away, just the two of you... It sounds like heaven, though you’re aware it might just be hell disguised as a beautiful memory that will haunt you somewhere down the line.

Though college is meant to experience things, is it not? Maybe that’s why you find yourself saying, “At what time do we leave?”

***

Tagging: @moccahobi, @moonleeai, @btsmosphere, @magicshopaholic, @taegularities, @park-jimin-isnt-real, @youtifulhobi, @jessikahathaway and whoever wants to participate✨ (tagged 8 people since this is eight sentences hahaha)

#wip game #tag game #thank you for the taggg #jo <3 #courtney <3 #ari <3 #chasing cars #jungkook

[minheeskitten]

pegging minhee‼️‼️‼️

sorry i saw ur post n it made me go insane i hope u r doing well n have a nice day bye !!

NO I FULLY GET IT!! I got on a mood stabilizer so expect more hard thoughts for all my groups hehe 🤭

But, pegging minhee omg

He'd be so cute n excited ab it

Just a cute aeries of 'So i just lay here? Let you do the work?'

He'd be so cute when you start stretching his hole too, gotta prep the poor boy after all :3

Just whines and whimpers at the foreign feeling, but oh boy is it good. A few 'accidental' shifts of his hips back to fuck himself onto your fingers :3

Hed be so cute as you put more than enough lube into him, just to ensure it doesn't hurt. Yeah its a bit cold, but he knows you wouldn't hurt him :3

The gasps and the moan hed let out when you first press that strap into him- oh hed be in absolute heaven with that.

Though when you start pulling out so you can actually thrust into him more he whines the first few times, boy just loves being full

He'd be clinging to the pillow too, all gasps n moans and whines. Pretty puppy wouldn't speak, after all, he's a very good boy and he likes it too much.

He'd be so cute when he cums too, making the CUTEST mess of himself and then trying to get you to continue when you stop to check on him

Puppy ain't thinking, he just wants more pleasure :3

And why would i deny the pretty puppy? After all he's being a good boy :3

As you can see, i am feral for him too :3

#asks <3 #moots <3 #hard hours <3 #cravity hard hours #minhee hard hours #minhee smut #jo <3

[cannibalismyuri]

wow are u seriously romanticizing eating ppl and lesbianism :/

sorry my foot slipped and i made that my url i'll change it asap 😔 i cant believe i romanticized such things ☹️

#yes i am romanticizing eating people and lesbianism ❤️ to anybody who's serious abt the question. hope that helps ! #sara's asks #jo <3

[waitingforthesunrise]

I think you'd love this song beloved <33

ONE OF MY FAV SONGS IVE EVER SEEN LIVE YES YES AND YES

#No it was actually Lowkey the closest I’ve ever felt to being rlly high #because the concert was in this venue that used to be an old church and all the seats were pews and the ceiling was super low and long #And it was pitch black except for a few soft colored lights and smoke everywhere #And it was so sleepy and soft and I might have seen god in the smoke machine #Anywaysss #i love you :)) #Jo <3

[scoobydoodean]

Love that Jo’s version of hustling pool is betting on arcade games she holds all the high scores on.

#jo <3 #pk rewatches spn number ? #2.05 #jo harvelle

[the-girl-who-cried-wolf]

happy birthday @jochase  🧡

#hey jo i made another moodboard for you #it's kind of in a shambles but there's flowers and guitars and taylor swift so that makes it worth it right #shoutout to the strokes who got two photos in this one <33 #i still think of you whenever i hear any music by one of these artists <33 just so you know <33 rock bands = jo #anyways #i hope you like it!!!! #happy birthday neil <3333 #jo <3 #moodboard #my moodboard #rock aesthetic #band aesthetic #kurt cobain #bruce springsteen #the strokes #david bowie #taylor swift #the clash #the cure #joan jett #...this is fucking chaotic

[earthtooz]

(that is not my cat, but i wish it was)

STILL VERY CUTE REGARDLESS :DD I LUV CATS

#jo <3 #jisbizarre #earf's inbox hours ✌️

[ozymandayus]

is may back? or still dead?

@tfischaitea

PLEASE TELL ME IT WORKED

PLEASE TELL ME U ARE BACK

#jo <3 #may <333

[joelscurls]

i know it said anon, but i felt you needed to know the face of the person WHO NEEDED to know this.

if you could spend five minutes in a grocery store and buy anything you want (money isn't an object), with the pedro-boy of your dreams, who would it be, what would you buy and would you use the full five minutes?

oooh Jo, this is a great question - thank you for asking!

I feel like this would be a lot of fun with Dieter. He seems like the type to agree to go to the gas station with you late at night and just load up on junk food to eat while watching a movie.

So I’d probably go with him, and the first place I’m hitting is the ice cream aisle. Loading up on Ben & Jerry’s bc not only is that shit delicious, it’s expensive.

I’d also grab ingredients to make pasta (pesto, parmesan, broccoli, cherry tomatoes, etc.), all the grape olipops they have in stock, and tons of movie snacks as aforementioned 😌 (my favorites are white cheddar popcorn, pretzel m&ms, and starbursts).

and I suppose Dieter can grab a bunch of kit kats (as long as he’s willing to share)

And to answer your last question, I’d def be using that five minutes. In this economy?? I’m grabbing all the free groceries I can get!

#ask #ask game #jo <3

[janaispunk]

jana, my love. huge congrats on the milestone, you’re so wonderful and lovely (and so freaking kind) and i am loving getting to know you.

if it’s okay, could I request, 🌅 moodboards and I’m gonna choose vibe because i thought it be fun! but any moodboard you make I’m going to treasure!

ily! huge congrats again, 🩷✨love, @undercoverpena

thank you soooo much jo, you’re such a sweet person and i’m so happy that we met on here! 🫶🏻

this is the vibe i’m getting from you <3

#jo <3 #follower celebration

[ghost-proofbaby]

whenever jo gets a theory wrong it feels like that interview where maya says “dad coming home” and joe fights before giving in and saying “you wish”

#jo <3 #i love the way he giggles and tries to not say it

[minheeskitten]

Moots!

Tags are done like this: '<name> <3'

@forselm (Sam!)

@shotbyvity (Sora!)

@colorfulminhee (Lee!)

@seokka0o (Cathy!)

@mull3ts (Cam!)

@bunheee (Ky!)

@thatonemujinstan (Ari <3!)

@seongminiz (Jo!)

@luvitria (Ria!)

@intenselysalmon (Lee 🐇!)

@kurenaiwataru (Erin!)

@kingdoms-babygirl (Lunar!)

@karmacumover (Eve!)

@yongbokable (Nani!)

@onlyhoons (Zen!)

@och405o (Andy!)

@seongminflirt (Clem!)

@jonghoslvt (Liyah!)

@potatomountain (Doom!)

@hongjoongswifefr (Bellah!)

#moots <3 #sam <3 #sora <3 #lee <3 #cathy <3 #cam <3 #ky <3 #ari <3 #jo <3 #ria <3 #lunar <3 #eve <3 #nani <3 #erin <3 #lee 🐇 <3 #zen <3 #andy <3 #clem <3 #liyah <3 #doom <3 #bellah <3

[pretentiouswreckingball]

HI LOOPS IM JUST CHECKING IN ILY I HOPE YOURE DOING VERY GOOD

HEY HI JO IVE MISSED YOU 😭😭

I’m sorry I’ve been mia, the new job is eating me alive and all I want to do when I get home is sleep. But I’m doing alright! tries not to cry

But hopefully I’m going to get the hang of it soon and I’ll be around more often, thanks for checking in ily 🥹💓

how are you doing? are you alright? ✨

#jo <3 #ask

[mikewontstopwhiningaboutit]

your tags got me THINKING bro…how do u think mike will react in the show to the news will loves him back?? do you have more thoughts on this?? u blew my mind kinda

Here's a chune as my answer (this will be playing in the background when Mike has the realisation).

Man, oh man have I thought about it and I truly don't know how he will react. My guess is that he will be shocked, probably even in disbelief. Given that Vecna is still around, he would probably think it's a trick. I'm really not a good analyst but here's more thoughts to my tags:

He would be shocked first of all because Will is a boy and Mike has been surrounded his entire life by people who have told him that boys loving boys is wrong (bullies at school and probably his Republican dad -- his mother loves him and would accept him, season one has proved us as much, but she might not have been impervious to societal biases) and he probably never would have believed that Will would feel the same way he does towards other boys. Liking someone of the same gender AND that person being queer and liking you back and WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, bonus points, it's your best and oldest friend in the world? In Mike's small town, it's highly unlikely bordering on lunacy to even dare hope it would be mutual (compared to Will's bigger town where he seemed to embrace his identity more than in Hawkins - so was Will the first delulu byler?). First shock. Add that to the fact that it's mostly always been Mike showering Will with affection (both platonic and romantic) so it would be easy for Mike to think the feelings only go one way (like the sign, heh), what with Will not contacting him when he was away in California. And then, Mike does not think highly of himself in his actual "romantic" relationship, putting El on a pedestal and doubting his worth. It should be easier, right? El's a girl, wa-hoo, we did it guys, heteronormativity will shield us! But does he feel loved and worthy? Nope. Once again, he has been surrounded by a family that did not curate a healthy environment to share one's feelings, a girlfriend with powers who shuts down his attempts at a connection by refusing to see his struggles as valid, and friends who have all gone on to prove their worth by being talented, loved, smart, funny. My boy has self-love issues and nobody is helping. So for Will, that wonderful pretty boy, to love him back? That's mental gymnastics not even a highly trained Olympic athlete can manage.

At the same time, season 4 has brought Mike and Will back on track and it's clear to everyone and their mother that those two share a special bond, so when the first shock has worn off, my boy will be ECSTATIC. He's comfortable enough around Will to understand his true feelings and not doubt them (outside of a Vecna attack, that is), and once he finds out the painting and the feelings are Will's and Will's only, he will understand how loved he truly is. It's not a love that's coming from words like "Love, El" or "I love you too" from season 3, but a love that runs deeper, that doesn't need to be told but shown, and he has been shown that love multiple times. He will know and understand and accept it.

#ask #italiantv #jo <3