#JustCoupleThings

[illumiao]

new ship meme draw your faves operating heavy machinery

#ship meme #fandom #draw your faves #justcouplethings #in your ship who's the responsible adult driving the backhoe loader and who's the clown getting princess carried in the bucket

[number1milfloislover]

Babe, what if i waz turned into a tab, wud u close me?!?!? 🥺🥺

#justcouplethings #funny #hehe #lol

[snobgoblin]

omg my gosh i can't believe Noodle was actually Bubbles this whole time 🤯

#justcouplethings: nearly dying at the hands of a blue demon snake thing #gorillaz #ppg #the powerpuff girls #noodle gorillaz #does this mean noobles is like oncest 🤯 #bubbles ppg #dont let reddit see this theyll think its serious

[skiplo-wave]

Lol not their actual second date being kill the death devil

#justcouplethings

#asaden #chainsaw man #asa mitaka #denji hayakawa

[azumasoroshi]

Izaya & Shizuo Drama CD??????

so guess what i learned about today! it's truly incredible how much lesser-known content there is about shizaya once you start digging

ive known about dear girls stories for ages but i didnt realize there were actual drama cds for izaya and shizuo too 😭i thought this was just people pretending that daisuke ono and hiroshi kamiya were talking as shizaya (<-CLOWN behavior)

but nope 4 seconds in we got a Shizu-chan name drop so lmAOOO time to listen i guess

there's two of these translated by the DGS subs channel (tracks 9-15) so idk if there's more before or after these or if those tracks have different characters, which i probably wont watch unless shizuo and celty have one or something lmao

according to google translate, "kenka" = "fight" which is funny

can we talk about that official art btw because how did izaya get close enough to shizuo to steal his glasses without getting caught?? dawg???? i guess he came up from behind him or something but fuckin imagine izaya just hanging down from above and doing the spiderman thing...except he steals shizu-chan's glasses instead of kissing him. i should draw that actually

this is hilarious actually i cant stop grinning bskjgHDSH why are they talking civilly about the date. what are they doing

it took them 51 seconds to actually reference hating each other which might be a record! good job gays

wait we're skipping ahead?? to august 30th??? we're just not gonna explain why/how they were in a bathhouse together???? okay?????

bro chased izaya up a mountain??? there are songs written about that kind of stufff bro 😭 like "id climb the tallest mountains and cross the widest rivers for you". something along those lines. shizuoooo you're so dedicateddddd <33333

why does he sound surprised bsdkgshk 1. YOU called him and 2. YOU led him up the mountain. little shit

i had to delete a whole segment because my brain is dead and i thought the dates were going backwards and i was like huh. interesting amount of nonlinear storytelling going on here

yes because august and september come before july soro good job

adventurer day, cleaning day, mid-year day? is this whole drama cd just them unintentionally celebrating obscure holidays together what the fuck

shizuo was just talking about ironing where did you come from??? izaya????? and shizuo didnt even react bdsjkgsh i literally cant wrap my brain around this like how are they just casually talking

WHAT DOES "THAT KIND OF WORK" MEAN HUH

izaya stripper au real (im sorry. my head is permanently in the gutter i think)

izaya i think you're losing it a bit because how the fuck do you watch someone IRONING HIS CLOTHES and still think it's entertaining?? does literally anything shizuo does entertain you what the hell

bro is down horrendous

oh so THIS is the bath one, i thought that was the first scenario (half-year day) because of the cicadas?? for some reason. i mistook cicada noises for cricket noises im a clown

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

damn izaya read his mind. #justcouplethings

shizuo joining in on the wordplay too GOD they're so annoying

and cue giant crashing wave sound effect

the tweet above mentions that this basically confirms that shizuo entered the bath with izaya and i havent been able to stop thinking about it. like izaya would enter the bath to fuck with shizuo but here shizuo joins him. hmmmmmmmm

translator asking the real questions here pFFF

#shizaya #shizuo heiwajima #izaya orihara #durarara #insane that this whole cd is just them being as chill as humanly possible for them #like what #they're just hanging out???? #it took me forever to finish this post because of my 1 hour limit auhwgushhggh i have to write my posts faster

[joghurt-und-glas]

#JustCoupleThings

#ich kann nicht glauben dass die das nur im tv gezeigt haben #cause that means: this in better quality is forever lost #joko und klaas #klako #joko winterscheidt #klaas heufer umlauf #jokla #jkvsp7 #Video credit: @Content_Corinna on Twitter

[sailorsally]

They went for a jog without Jared. I would like to see the faces of J2 stans in front of this news 😂

#justcouplethings

Wait until Jared learns about this via twitter and has another et tu brute meltdown 😂

#ask sally #cockles

[sug4r-melon]

lockprowl thoughts at 11 PM: they're both immune to the headmaster cause prowl is too small and lockdowns head and neck are too weirdly shaped. #justcouplethings

#i took some flu medicine earlier #surprisingly it hasnt kicked in yet

[77ngiez]

arguing with your s/o over which of you will be the killer in your planned murder #justcouplethings

#skylar.txt #skylar watches dra #dra #danganronpa another #satsuki iranami #haruhiko kobashikawa #satsuharu #satsuhiko

[fateshurly]

#justcouplethings

aka a hc that Enderman, while being tall, are also REMARKABLY flexible and swift. Tubbo can hold his arm out like he's waiting for a bird and Ranboo will jump up there and sit like this for an undetermined amount of time for No Reason At All. Tubbo adores it and thinks it's the funniest shit ever.

(dw his shirt won't slide up it's caught on their spines)

#dsmp tubbo #tubbo #tubbo fanart #tubbo underscore #ranboo #ranboo fanart #dream smp #dsmp #bee duo #beeduo

[thecatharsissystem]

autism truthing my boyfriend #justcouplethings

#🧲 #he knows he has autism. he's just being a little shit about it /loving

[mcmcntomorii-later]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ((Three for Soma, Three for Alucard :3c))

@memoriamexarca

 Soma :

— I can see them having a rather sweet dynamic tbh - with her fully accepting who and what he is, and they’re both rather playful with one another :3 idk I just feel like they’re both a couple of absolute sweethearts

— On the flip side, they’re both absolute degens, with his bootleg hentai collection and Mukuro’s near insatiable libido lmao

—They do a weekly bootleg hentai night and you can’t change my mind on this lol

 Alucard :

— As much as Mukuro would love to cook with him ( #justcouplethings ) as soon as she even hints at entering the kitchen while he’s cooking, she’s met with something of the equivalent of ‘getout,getout, get. out.’

— Mukuro gets on his nerves a lot by either just her being overly flirting/teasing or her occasional ‘you got this, champ’ whenever he’s cooking

— Even though Mukuro knows fully well that the amount of teasing she does won’t get her the end result she wants ( to get pinned against something and fucked into oblivion lmao ) but instead she gets teased just as, if not more, much as she does to him. She’ll still commit to her bit because maybe one day it’ll work lol

【 headcanon about our muses】                 ♡                    【 accepting 】

#memoriamexarca #【アニマロッサ】 — sᴏᴍᴀ ᴄʀᴜᴢ ( memoriamexarca ) #【❥ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʟɪᴇs】 — sᴏᴍᴀ / ᴍᴜᴋᴜʀᴏ ( memoriamexarca ) #【言ノ葉遊戯】 — ᴀʟᴜᴄᴀʀᴅ ( memoriamexarca ) #【❥ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ɪ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ᴜᴘᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴢᴇ?】 — ᴀʟᴜᴄᴀʀᴅ / ᴍᴜᴋᴜʀᴏ ( memoriamexarca ) #【ありがとうございました】 ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ! — ( asks ) #⌈ 🦊 ⌉ ISMS. || ✧ –––– HELLFIRE BLOOMED IN HER DRY EYES. #【少し怖いけど】 — ( verse : main )

[gundamlfrith-remade]

justcouplethings tagging your boyfreidn in posts about anemia

#missing information

[youknow-i-get-it]

Wouldn't it be fucked up to snort cum? Wanna do that together? #justcouplethings with me tomorrow night? Yeah?

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

flirting 101 with jane and rochester like

rochester: girl, i’m going to buy you so much shiny, sparkly frippery, you are going to be FABULOUS and ALL WILL MARVEL AT YOU

jane: um, you are NOT, that’s ridiculous and so not my look; if you’re going to keep up that attitude, then you should just go get a million concubines and buy them this dumb stuff

rochester: and what will you be doing while i’m hanging out with my million concubines?

jane: i’ll be a missionary who comes to liberate them against your nonsense and we’ll imprison you

rochester: cool

#justcouplethings #jane eyre #dollsome's deep thoughts

[kisuru]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdKmymwKZc

“Touch my love, it’s free”

#johnny silverhand #johnny x v #v x johnny #justcouplethings #round2 #canon