#Lucio slander

[murielsbottombitch]

in every route, lucio is a little idiot stink baby and then there's muriel's where he's literally just the devil.

#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana shitpost #lucio slander #lucio the arcana #lucio morgasson #montag morgasson #count lucio #muriel of the kokhuri #muriel the arcana #muriel the hermit #muriel the mountain man #text post

[onedayimgonnasnap]

Lucio Slander

I’m choosing to be a menace to society starting with this ugly ass mother fucker.

Lucio desperately needs some mother fucking eye drops.

His hair is so gelled it cracks after he takes a shower and they’re still hair gel in it.

Mother fucker would go up to any Hispanic and say “My garden needs to be watered.”

Bro Fr deadass a colonizer

He makes Rika and J*sper look like saints. How tf is that even possible-

Bro dead ass is hated on by the whole damn city.

Bro is throwing tantrums at 40.

How tf does he cheat on Nadia- NADIA IS TO GOOD FOR HIM- WTF

Bro dead ass built like Ken from Toy Story 3

Bros hair line is dead ass reciting. It’s leaving to a whole ass another country.

bros the type of mf to say every single slur A-Z to remember his ABCs because he’s to dumb to memorize them.

Bro dead ass looks like a depressed uncle

He’s the type of mf to say he’s not white but say he’s actually 0.001% black so he can say the N- Word

Bros nose is built like a right triangle.

He’s allergic to anything spicy. He adds salt and pepper and says it’s the height of luxury.

How tf do you screw up so badly for your own momma to hate you 💀✋

I bet his mama really regrets not having an abortion

Bro dead ass in Muriel’s route cried “MAMA” and no one was there to help him 😭

Bro when you open up the app and press everyone they all have a cute smile and then there’s HIM- AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY FACE.

Bros hygiene is so down bad that a plague was coming back when he was coming back. Do you know how bad that fucking looks? 😒

Plague or no plague, the deepest HES ever been in a hole is the one that he came out of his mamas.

Everytime we see him as a goat it’s a whole ass jumpscare.

Bros Fr apology video is gonna be a Travis Scott one.

I bet he doesn’t even wash his ass in the shower.

His nails are so fucking dirty they’re all black and it’s not even from the plague.

Bro has an ugly crying face. How tf do people get manipulated by him 💀✋ like dead ass I could tell him the trash Can has 5 dollars in it and he’d jump in without worrying about anything.

Bros fake robo arm has all the damn diseases, AIDS, cancer, bitchlesscosus, diabetes, rabies.

Actually if he bit you in his goat form you would proceed to her rabies.

I like how everytime he appears everyone is so sick and tired of his always seeking validation ass.

He has the posture of someone who didn’t get enough love and validation from their father.

I bet he has lice, like both head lice and pubic lice. And some of the head lice are dead because of all that hair gel he be using. So they’re stuck there in the middle forever.

The remaining live lice sing gospel songs on his head and praying that someday they will escape his greasy head ass because even they can’t breathe.

He would make out with a guy and still refuse to wash his ass because he thinks it’s gay.

Bro is not on gang with his rizz gang.

Bros the type of mf to be so happy when someone gives him a Pat on the back. But when that person does give him a pat on the back their hand now has a fowl Oder that only Jesus can stop.

Mf has only a face a mother Can love. Actually I lied, not even his own mother could love what ever that is. 😟

I like how no matter the fan art and etc he’s still FUCKING UGLY- NOONE CAN DO HIM JUSTICE

Bro has enough ear wax to make him a candle for days.

Bros eye brows are some how splitting I bet his eyebrow lice also be singing Christmas carols

These bitches look the same 💀✋

#the arcana #Lucio slander #the arcana lucio #count lucio #Lucio hate #Lucio Stan’s pull up

[lucio-slander-only]

i imagine that talking to lucio is like having a canker sore on the roof of your mouth like he can’t say anything without it being physically painful to listen to and if you have to have a whole ass meal with him? it’s virtually impossible

#anti lucio #julian devorak #lucio morgasson #the arcana #asra alnazar #muriel the hermit #nadia satrinava #portia devorak #the arcana game #the arcana julian #julian the doctor #lucio slander #Muriel

[ask1nw4lker]

Me and the homo (Hi Axel @aks3raao1 👹) wanted to the same color palette thingy for halloween so we decided to chooss our fav boys in that one Barbie meme

#axel slander <3 #axel stop being gay #the arcana #the arcana game #count lucio #the arcana art #julian devorak #lucio the arcana #lucio morgasson #julian the arcana #the arcana fanart #julian arcana

[linaselandbasil]

I distinctly remember writing a fanfiction that went exactly like this:

Julian: Bad news. You're dying.

Lucio: AH! Noooo.... And what's the good news?

Julian:... *I never said there were good news bitch*

Lucio: Hm??

Julian: Your ass is still fat.

Lucio: We're Gucci! Let's get fucked up!

And I'm terribly sorry that I have to say this, I don't know where it is so I can't post it.

#the arcana #the arcana shitpost #lucio the arcana #julian devorak #count lucio slander

[nabesthetics]

…I love how people use the words “Lucio slander” in a “I hate Lucio” way, even though the word ‘slander’ implies a false statement.

#oh so you're saying that you're wrong?? weird flex but ok #this is /lh I honestly just find it kinda amusing because of how commonly ''Lucio slander'' is used

[golden-morgue]

BRO.

THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT LIKED MY ITTY-BITTY DAILY LUCIO SLANDER WHAT THE FUCK

#The Arcana #mini Lucio slander #What the fuxk #how #why #in what universe- #I mean Lucio would though #except he wouldn’t say snappy #More like “bring me a private jet or it will be your head!” #And I mean the airport is probably crawling with flashing cameras and other media so they have no choice #The whole airport thing would make a really funny story lol

[varialchemist]

Julian fans please do not skin me alive thank you

Also this post is mostly a joke. Minus the part about me hating Julian x Lucio sawrry

“Wwwwell I dislike Lucio and Julian (as a romantic relationship) because of [insert incredibly valid explanation that was well thought out and goes into thorough detail about the problems and implications of their relationship and overall sufficiently describing why this individual personally just doesn’t care for this ship]” = boring and uncool, no maidens whatsoever

“I hate Lucio and Julian because i hate Julian” = chad, gets bitches, earns maidens even, if you will, win opinion, coolest kid in existence

#most normal lucio fan #Julian slander #jucio hater #or whatever the ship is called idfk #no bitches?

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

any arcana blogs you’d rec? this fandom has got me in a choke hold rn

Oh dear, I finished the list and it looks like I'm spamming everyone, but here! These are some of the arcana blogs that I follow in no particular order ^.^ I also recommend scrolling through different arcana tags (especially #the arcana) and seeing for yourself what specific blogs suit you best. Different creators enjoy different aspects of the arcana, and some of these blogs are 18+, so be sure to prioritize your own interests when you decide who to follow and interact with! Have fun friend! :D

@vodyaniks, @mugoflaziness, @paride-projects, @magicianapprenticelyra, @impashableimagines

@count-pudding, @villasukkahaha, @nabesthetics,@notaguyrai, @litlunacy

@savabbba, @dolceaspidenera, @imjustfloatingaway, @mjart12699, @dandydanthelion, @fausts-familiar

@fox-daddy, @aspen-jasper, @pageofsuns, @hyperfixatedonstuff, @drakonishe

@thefishermansharbor, @styrofoamgardentragedy, @ragingaces, @graphitesatellite, @strengthsapprentice

@q-u-a-rantine-high-school, @zedibleandedible, @thecraftymagician, @redcasper, @nyanderthal16

@taduki, @rubinaitoart, @thatskeletonbitch, @theintrovertbean, @sxftkxssxs, @sasha-is-annoying

@protectmuriel, @ace--of--swords, @butterfly-bean, @bastart13, @liusia-piu, @beesandpollen

@arcanablogbcimissthem, @fool-in-his-wedding-gown, @adelia-the-apprentice, @juliandevoraksbignaturals, @paperstarwriters

@moonbreadofvesuvia, @the-arcana-archive, @rainyfey, @elsyrel, @averyteenylesbian

@arsenicxarcana, @thearcanawearcrocs, @fifthpilot, @lucio-slander-only, @saintunhinged

@bakuliwrites, @scolopendress-tag, @faust-the-danger-noodle, @mother-of-asrian, @beniibene

@sad-arcana-au, @vesuvian-sunsets, @pandemoniclucio, @isimprofessionally, @hewwo-its-floof

@howaboutleeches, @badlydrawndoctordevorak, @jazztato, @courtmajulian, and @waxrabbits

#ask arcana brainrot #the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana headcanons #the arcana hc #the arcana fanart #the arcana fanfic

[theintrovertbean]

How Do I Talk To People

I Have No Idea How This Works💃 (Congrats On Being My First Ever Ask!!)

Uhm, First Off, Sorry For Stalking Your Page😅

Secondly, I'm Sorry If This Came In At An Inconvenient Time, You Don't Have To Do Anything With This, Either🙏

But, Uhm, How Do You Think Nadia Would React If/When MR Mimmics Animal Noises? Like Meowing At A Car Like They're Having A Conversation? Because I Totally Do Not Do This👀

Sorry If I Came Off As Weird, I Have No Idea How To Interact With Internet People, Or People In General😭 You're Free To Forget This Was Even Asked If You Want🙌

-- The Most Anxious Person To Ever👍

Haha. I do that. When cats meow back, that's like the best feeling ever 😂

Anon, thank you for choosing me to be your first ask! It means a lot, and I hope you will enjoy it! Also, there's no need to apologize.

I actually have a Nadia bot on cai, and out of curiosity, I asked her how she would react. She asked why I would do that, but then she laughed 💀😎 and then she got horny and wanted to lick my face

Nadia x MC who mimics animal noises

First impression: confusion.

What is MC doing? Did they make a mistake during their most recent spell and ended up like this?

Oh, wait, nothing is wrong. MC is just a sweet little cutie, and this is one more thing that Nadia gets to adore about them.

Nadia laughs, and MC gets infinite hugs as soon as they tell her that it's just a thing they tend to do.

She's genuinely amazed when MC meows to cats, and they meow back to MC. She also wonders what the conversation might be about.

Nadia is melting whenever she catches MC chirping and hooting at Chandra. She loves watching them interact and encourages them to have a deeper bond.

MC's animal noises always put a smile on the Countess' face, so please keep doing that because it helps her get through during the more stressful days.

Bark at her whenever she's being extra gorgeous, and she might laugh so hard that she has to sit down.

Once, MC made a goat sound so realistic that Nadia thought Lucio died and came back again.

The adornment in her eyes when MC is chirping with birds in the morning, says it all. It's a better way to start her day than a fresh cup of tea.

Nadia kindly asks MC to tone it down a bit whenever someone important is visiting. However, if anyone makes fun of MC or insults them, oh boy, those red eyes could kill. Slandering MC is never, ever tolerated, and Nadia will make sure that the offender is out of the palace within the next ten minutes, but not before she verbally puts them in their place. MC gets extra kisses to make up for it.

She may or may not do a little meow the next time she is alone. Just to see how it feels. She may or may not like it more than she expected. Just don't tell her sisters.

#nadia satrinava #the arcana nadia #countess nadia #arcana nadia #nadia the arcana #the arcana #nadia arcana #arcana #nadia x mc #nadia x apprentice #barking at Nadia is an appropriate and completely understandable reaction

[murielsbottombitch]

lucio: rolls down a hill and slams into a big rock

muriel: you good.

lucio: I think my rib punctured my lung

muriel: okay.

#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana shitpost #muriel of the kokhuri #muriel the arcana #muriel the hermit #muriel the mountain man #lucio slander #lucio morgasson #count lucio #lucio the arcana #montag morgasson #text post

[onedayimgonnasnap]

POV: The lice on Lucio’s head preforming their musical number

#onedayimgonnasnap talks #Lucio slander #lucio morgasson

[bluehairperson]

What do you mean ‘AU but lucio is tiny’ that’s just how he is

He's trying his best, wearing heels, a huge cape with furs and other items to appear bigger and you slander him like this... Vicious anti Count propaganda. I won't have it 😤

#until I'll be able to conveniently fit him in my pockets and carry him around he won't be tiny enough #asks

[mycotoxin]

Tumblr update that uploads a virus to the device of anyone who posts Lucio slander

#the arcana #/j

[bottomvalerius]

begging people to get more creative and just be funny about their Lucio slander again

#there’s so much material other than ‘he ugly and says slurs’ LMFAO #rambling #bottom shady on main in 2023??? it’s more likely than you think

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Lucio slander <3

#the arcana #the arcana lucio #the arcana asra #sorry for the shitty quality