#MATE IS IMPRESSIVE

[smicksstuff]

HELPP! HOW DID I JUST REALISE THAT GEORGE RUSSELL’S STATS ARE SO FLIPPING IMPRESSIVE!!!!

i meann….

2017 : GP3 Champion 🏆 in his ROOKIE year

2018 : F2 Champion 🏆 again in his ROOKIE year

2019: Signed for Williams Racing. Out-qualifies his teammate in ALL 21 GPs that year.

2020: Raced in Lewis Hamilton’s car at the Sakhir Grand Prix. Lost POLE by 0.026s. Outraced Valterri Bottas. Only for his race to bite the dust from a tyre puncture and bad pit stop beforehand. HE COULD HAVE HAD A MAIDEN WIN AT THE SAKHIR GRAND PRIX IN A MERCEDES 🤯

2021: Still Racing for Williams. Scores his FIRST POINTS. Gets his FIRST PODIUM 🥈at the Belgian GP.

2022: Signs for Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team. Racing alongside 7-time World Champion Lewis Hamilton. Keeps a record of 17 Top 5 Race Finishes. 7 Podiums. 1 Pole Position at the Hungarian Grand Prix with NO PURPLE SECTORS. ALL THIS AND COUNTING. (stats are as of Mexican GP)

UPDATE !!!

2022: Brazilian GP: On Saturday, he takes home his FIRST SPRINT VICTORY 🥇On Sunday, GEORGE RUSSELL TAKES HIS FIRST GRAND PRIX WIN 🏆. He is the 113th Formula 1 Grand Prix Winner on November 13 Driving the Mercedes W13. He Gives Mercedes their First 1-2 Of The Season with his teammate Lewis Hamilton coming in P2.

MAN HE IS IMPRESSIVE. MR CONSISTENCY YOU ARE FREAKING AMAZING 🫡😎

and too think this is just the start of what already is an illustrious career. i can’t wait to see how the rest of his story unfolds!!!

#george russell #63 #HOW IS HE DOING THIS #MATE IS IMPRESSIVE #RUSSELL GEORGE FTW #MR CONSISTENCY

[theshadowrealmitself]

At all times I am shaking with the need to see Vulcan plants, like, in order to sustain a vegetarian diet for every member of their species the plants have to be bountiful, but also, pretty much all of Vulcan is a desert, right? so it’s desert plants, and I just want to see some funky alien desert plants please please please please please pl-

#Vulcans #Star Trek #can we PLEASE talk about the fact #that Vulcans are incredibly intelligent and strong #just so wild to think about #WHY would you need to evolve intelligence and strength for that? #the intelligence part makes sense their agriculture must be wild and impressive #but where does the strength factor into this??? #what are the plants like??? #if stuff evolves elsewhere like it does on earth #then mainly you’d evolve to love long enough to have offspring to ensure your species survival #so evolution to survive against predators get a mate and nurture young if you’re a species that cares for their young #and yeah they got sehlats but it seems commonplace to domesticate them if I remember correctly? #surely that’s not the predator that caused the need to evolve that much strength right? #WHAT IS ON YOUR PLANET #I’m shaking I wanna know so badly #I wanna see the plants and I wanna know all of *why* they need to be like that #I Need Answers

[aeipathy-dendrology]

me: *surviving the first AO3 blackout on 3/27 by going to sleep as soon as it happened and waking up with it over*

me: well that was almost very nasty, I didn’t have any fics downloaded! Thank goodness it was fixed quickly

me: surely since a problem just happend, i am safe to not download any fics. Surely. *THE VERY NEXT DAY*

me: by talos this can’t be happening

#ao3 is down #ao3 #ao3 funny #ao3 fanfic #my room mate who is also a fic reader laughed at me when I said I’d sleep through the first black out #She was grudgingly impressed when it worked #She laughs at me once more #We’ll see if passing out for a couple hours fixes things again

[hella1975]

who let my flatmate host a houseparty surely i would have vetoed that. walking into the carnage of my living room and letting out a delicate gasp

#HELL AND HORROR. I quietly turned around and went back to my room #i am NAWT cleaning that up 😂😂😂 #it wasn’t even that good of a party basically it was her 21st bday so she invited all her sports society friends #(already a red flag. sports societies have never once produced a tolerable person) #and they are SO CLIQUEY but also weirdly awkward with each other? #like me and my mate had our own little pres hiding in my room for a bit bc the start of parties is always so awkward #and we were like we’d rather skip that and go down when everyone’s a little looser #but my flatmate was clearly dead stressed bc it was her party and she was hosting #and she’s always banging on about how much she likes these people and they’re sooo crazy #and soo fun and better than us etc etc like she’s RUDE about it #but last night she was so clearly stressed and trying to impress them and i was just like girl. is it ever that serious #so me and my mate finally came downstairs i shit you not EVERYONE WAS JUST ON THEIR PHONES #HELLO??? and we started talking and getting people to blow up balloons and shit and suddenly everyone was partying #we fr were the life of the party it was so odd 😭 #my flatmate though omdsss this girl was doing key after key #she came into my room at the start and i shit u not looked like she’d been punched in the nose #I was like girl i KNOW your ass is on ket gtfo #but yeah. generally a mediocre night. me and my mate made the most of the fact everyone else sucked #hella goes to uni

[sylviamarsh]

#1899 #1899edit #eyk larsen #sebastian 1899 #eyk x sebastian #periodedit #netflixedit #edit #tv #my kneejerk reading was 'ah I see eyk has secret Feelings for his first mate but he's too grief-addled to figure it out' #(and tbh that first impression did influence the rest of my viewing) #and then I thought 'oh no it's a confrontation. he's pulling rank. etc' #but it's not exactly that either #it's a question of trust #(not that I'm disavowing my first reading either. bisexual eyk larsen is a lifestyle)

[multicolour-ink]

Throw me your suggestions on how Mia (Mama) and Pio (Papa) Mario first met 🙂

#yes those are their names I am not kidding #super mario #mama mario #papa mario #mia mario #pio mario #the super mario bros movie #super mario movie #mario movie #mario movie 2023 #my own headcanon is that pio was doing work for a client - and hit his head #and while his work mates laughed at him - mia ran out to help him #and pio just couldn't get her out of his head after that #also headcanon that he had a hard time impressing mia's father 🤭

[revolutionarysuicide]

as someone whose only tech qualifications are being a bit autistic about linux and submitting small PRs to random github projects it is interesting to read about the inner workings and politics of the tech industry. idk have been considering going to school for cs mostly bc the government pays you to study if it's ur first degree and it'll be nicer than retail 😭 i do hate the tech industry though if i cant find like a nonprofit or whatever who wants me as a tech worker i'd probably just not use the degree professionally lmao

#ik you dont need a cs degree to work in tech most of my mates w tech jobs dont have any formal qualifications #but then i'd have to actually write and share mildly impressive projects on my github/codeberg/whatever to put on my cv #i dont really like sharing my projects cause i feel like they're not very good so maybe if i just share the stuff i worked on during a #course it'll be easier. idk #anyway fast forward a few years and i may have joined the league of anti-civ tech workers i guess lol

[holographic-mars]

Merformer coswave with Seahorse Soundwave and pufferfish cosmos. Since seahorse use their tails so they don’t drift away from their with the current, Sw uses him tail to curl with cosmos.

OUHH IM SICK IM SICKK I love merformers aus very much I must admit..

Pufferfish cosmos is so wonderfully correct I might sob out loud,, like yeah,, he is so pufferfish. And seahorse soundwave also fits so well with him being a cassette carrier and all AAUUUH I love it

ANYWAYS merformers coswave win, soundwave courting cosmos and holding onto him with his tail and staying close to him. Cosmos courts soundwave by drawing intricate nest-circles in the sand in order to impress him (spoiler alert: soundwave is already impressed and down bad for this little pufferfish)

Seahorses are also very affectionate with their mate so GET LOVED IDIOT PUFFERFISHHH

TEHEHEE THIS WAS VERY FUN THANK YOU FOR THE ASKKK ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸

#fun fact pufferfish make circles in the sea floor to impress their mates and if it works the circle will become the nest for their eggs #so cosmos is like look. look this art I made for you do you like it #and soundwave (who has been clinging onto cosmos and dancing with him these past few cycles) is like #(desperately in love with you voice) it looks great #I love merformers so much help help #more coswave merformers.. pleassss….. #transformers #maccadam #coswave

[ancientnames]

hello I would just like to say that this I'd a very real screenshot I have from my Spotify wrapped

alright everybody I think we need to award antfarmingantfarms some kind of trophy or perhaps a medal, for they are a True Believer

#I am genuinely impressed mate holy shit #tell me how does a man change the universe #antfarmingantfarms

[cethvalier]

my friend is gonna watch elisabethwith me soon... trying to evaluate which production leaves the best first impression...

#we're both into theatre iirc (its been a long time since 9th grade) and we'd have like Deep conversations about... be more chill probs? #im thinking 2005 proshot but mate kamaras' singing can be an acquired taste at times #im considering essen revival cus i think its the most technically impressive but it has its Issues... #IDK IDK IDK #in a perfect world we'd have a proper 92 vienna proshot and all would be well #elisabeth das musical

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #any old port in a storm #essential moment of their mating dance #columbo Learned Wine in order to better acquaint himself with the workings of the case of course. and also to impress his girlfriend #adrian carsini

[irhabiya]

i just realized making people. disappointed in me is like my biggest interpersonal fear... idc that much if people get mad at me or exclude me or whatever else but disappointment? i can't handle it👍🏻

#my instructor didnt seem impressed this week and she hinted at someone in our group #“being capable of doing so much yet she's giving so little this week” while staring right at me :( #to be fair this week's pbl was bad. like really disorganized for some reason #i wanted to put more effort into my presentation but i literally had no idea what to cover and what to leave out the objectives #we extracted were so vague and there was a lot of overlap with my group mates' objectives too #but ouch the look of disappointment hurt so bad :') #hope next week we can sort out or problems with making clear objectives i really want to end this unit with 2 excellent presentations #🩺

[sweetestlamb]

Sang Eun stealing everyone's thunder by doing their talent with them better than them while complimenting them and cheering them on was so perfectly her I couldn't stop laughing. She's my favorite little brat🥰😍

#love in contract #her belly dancing took me out #where did she get that skirt from #and the way jiho was so cutely impressed #they are definitely moronic soul mates

[tozettastone]

First impression: Finally some good fucking fic. Knew you couldn’t be American due to repeated use of the word “bitumen.” Certified adult with job and weird roommates.

Now: (sends unsolicited mushroom photos) tell me the name of god

Bitumen? BITUMEN??? I revealed myself with bitumen...........

"Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit," is by far the best post on tumblr, by the way. Hall of Fame shit.

#i had no idea I'd ever written bitumen. 2016 me was a different breed i guess. i also didn't realise it wasn't a thing in US English #first impressions ask meme #exemplarybehaviour #christ did I have weird room mates though

[babbling-starling]

Tumblr radar has spoken- the wheels aren’t functional yet bc koraidon were just trying to sexy.

#Wheel is a a sexually selected display structure that only later and incidentally became a wheel confirmed. #*trying to impress a mate* *accidentally evolves biological wheel* #Pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #koraidon #pokemon spoilers #? Maybe?

[orgasming-caterpillar]

@akidev YOUR DMS NOT WORKING LOOK AT THIS INTERVIEW IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAA

#NICHOLAS IS THE IRL VERSION OF BOOK ALEX AND TAYLOR IS THE IRL VERSION OF BOOK HENRY ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY #TAYLOR IS GETTING ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT AND GIVING NICK HINTS SO NICK CAN GET SOME POINTS TOO LMFAO #nick: can you do an impression of me taylor: ok *does the impression* nick: good enough you get a point #taylor: can you do an impr- nick: YES I CAN *A HORRIBLY BRITISH IMPRESSION OF AN AMERICAN* taylor: ... #taylor doing an impression of nick: ay mate can i get a latte? yes please thank you babes #nick doing an impression of taylor: WASSUP im taylor you might have seen my work in the kissing booth i fricking love to surf dude i love- #-taking supplements gotta get that collagen for the skin gotta look young gotta look hot #HELLO?????? #as i said before #my wife is a bitch and i love him so much