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modx-reborn · 2 years

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The labyrinth

MMMMMM I KNOW I'M LATE BUT HERE!

CREEPER HYBRID SAM WHO GOT STUCK IN HIS OWN CREATION!

This will get a second part as I couldn't think about putting smut in this part.

There were stories of this place, a winding maze of corridors and checkpoints with a most curious thing in the centre, something that had taken the place of another, condemned to the same cell the hushed whispers said held back a great evil, something that should have stayed locked away and yet got free even under the watch of whatever great thing must have ruled the long overgrown ruins.

A mess of rusted and worn redstone mechanics, visible through cracks and holes in the walls the mess of frayed wires and shot comparators a sight that would have been majestic when they still worked but now they have been reclaimed, moss, flowers, cobwebs and small mobs living and growing over the dead machines.

You had explored so much of the twisting halls and paths, climbed stairs and lounged in the open courtyard, but a certain hallway had always scared you. The few people that still spoke of this place said it was the path to the beast, a hallway to the thing that got locked in here so long ago, a place that should you want to visit and play in the overgrown halls should be left well enough alone, that wandering beyond the bend in the passage would be at your own risk.

Or so people had been told.

You had found the books and records of this place, you know the name of the 'beast' you know what it really is, where the people who cling to the snowy comune across from the ruins shore only whispered guesses and monikers. Today would be the first of many days you would wander down that fabled hallway and stand before the long flowing lava that separated the edge of a platform and a ruined bridge, today you would have the strength to wrench down the last rusted leaver and see the beast that lay within.

Today was the start of a fate that would be of your own making.

The first few times you came to see him there was no response, no voice echoing back, no roars or rumbles, the strange shadowed form of the 'beast' sat unmoving and ignorant of your voice, uncaring almost, but you could see it, just barely, some sentences woudl make it flinch or shudder, sometimes it showed signs of life and sometimes when you turned to leave and it though you could not see, black-green eyes watched as you walked away.

As the weeks passed there were more and more moments when he would react, more points when you could see real reactions and soon you were planning the next bold move.

You were going to cross that pit, you were going to see him up close, maybe hear his voice and hold a conversation with him, after all, you could faintly see him nod or shake his head when you had asked questions. You were not giving up on the man that had been locked here for so long.

You should have never crossed the lava, as soon as your feet touched the glowing purple floor heat consumed your back as the molten rock began to cascade once again, there would be no leaving now, not until someone looked for you and found nothing but your plan and diary strewn across your bed. Flaking grey blocks stand between you and the man, or now that you can actually see him, the creature, the whispers of a beast would not be far from the truth, shaggy and unruly fur, the recognizable upper body of a man and lower four legs of a creeper.

The beast at the centre of the ruins was a hybrid.

Sam, you came to learn his name was, sure you had read the last entry of the warden's books and knew that was his name but there is something in hearing it from his mouth that makes it true, that solidifies everything you had read and heard as you grew up. He was no a talker, no really, he woudl mumble or murmur answers but there were no grand conversations, no history shared, nothing that you had imagined as you had planned to come across the pit and meet him, hell you had expected that as you got the bridge to work he would have rushed to leave, scrambling to get out of the place he had been locked away in, but still he sat, staring at a rotted lecturn and smashed chest.

It was sad.

"You know sam, were both stuck here now so we-"

"No."

"-could. Wait, no? The first full and clear word you say to me is no? What if-"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

Shut down, the first time you had been able to hear what he actually sounded like and the only thing you get told is 'No', not even an explanation for said answer but just 'No'.

There is nothing but thanks for your planning, as whatever still fed Sam was only providing enough for him and him alone, small raw potatoes dropping onto the ruined chest and landing with an almost squishy sound, thank the gods that you had brought bread and a few other things for yourself, it was no wonder that he was in such a foul mood all the time. Little to no food, no sunlight, and no people coming to see him in years must have been hell and now he is stuck with you, over curious, touchy, chatty, you.

How were you meant to know that the moment you touched him this woudl happen, who would have thought that the touch starved, isolated, and shut off hybrid would snap the moment you laid your hand on his arm.

He was massive, pinned by his forelegs and hands alone, smoke curling from his mouth as he snarled, eyes blown wide as if you aren't real below him. He was enchanting in a terrifying way, and the reaction he may or may not have garnered from your body should really be assessed on another date, but for now, the snarling hybrid that loomed over you was more pressing. Clawed green hands keeping your hands pinned to the wall of the cell, strength nowhere near diminished by his time locked away, "It would be best for you to keep your hands to yourself..."

When his grip falls away, there is nothing you can do but sit right where he had left you, shivers racking your body and tongue flicking out to wet dried lips, there woudl definitely be some interesting dreams in the coming hours.

That strength, the curling smoke and rumbling voice, fingerprint bruises and the curiosity of what would happen if you had kept going were dragging your mind down, and in your sleep, the thoughts had bred and bled into the waking world.

You never knew how sensitive a hybrid nose could be, especially such an isolated one.

How sweet you smelled, and how soft you felt when you woke to clawed hands and rumbling purrs caging you in.

#c: awesamdude #mcyt smut #dsmp smut #k: hybrid #k: monster #mxad

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theblueberrycarrots · 5 years

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Foxtails

He was tired, but not actually.

I mean he wasn’t physically, but he is emotionally tired. He hasn’t counted but it felt like a million years since he saw anything else besides the growing moss and flowing water. He wished he’d added anything else before this but again.

He physically can’t.

Now you’d think it’s either because he’s sick or missing something but no, out of all the possible choices, the celestials gave what they think was the optimal body choice for him.

A plant. He was a plant

A plant with a stem and two leaves—both a healthy shade of green, roots firmly down the soil. with the head of a fox.

He wasn’t like this before, far from it. He was probably a full fledged and handsome adult fox with a charming smile and the wit to back it up. But he doesn’t remember anything of the past at all.

The only thing he knows was that 1) He was a fox, 2) He’s now a plant, and 3) His name was Nick Wilde. A fitting name from before, but not so much now.

I could change it to Foxtail and wouldn’t that be so funny

He sighs and looks around again, at the least thankful for the rotating muscles by his stem as he views the underside of the bridge for the nth time.

He goes to sleep.

🍃🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂

The car rumbled along the street, not nearly as loud as it was at the countryside but a little shaky on the inside, the current driver not complaining. She stopped over at the abandoned dockside and started walking.

Judy Hopps is a police officer, one the city’s finest they said. She doesn’t believe them but she goes with it. It’ll be a hassle tell off everyone again.

She wasn’t on duty at the moment, sporting a pink flannel shirt and a sun-dried pair of skinny jeans, she was gazing around the areas, looking for some marsh flowers.

It really started when the job was getting quiet, crime at an all time low so the rest of it was just paperwork. And from there she started getting antsy

A phone call later and ignoring her mother’s questions about her non-existent love life, she responds with an actual answer of gardening with a few added pointers.

She grumbles at the last part. Now Judy, make sure it’s a marsh plant this time, we wouldn’t want a repeat of Flowey again hun.

Well of course she’d bring that up. Wouldn’t want 9 year old Judy watering her marigold every few minutes, literally drowning it and overflowing the entire pot. An image of her crying surrounded in soil water cements itself to her brain.

She shudders and heads forward onto the bridge to look around the area. spotting nothing good. Mom did tell her that finding your own plant gives it a little more sentiment to care.

She was maybe expecting a few Caltha Palustris or some Astilbe but the only thing she recognizes were Gunnera manicata, and those grow up to 3 times her size so that’s a big no.

She wasn’t really known to give up, so with newfound determination she sprints across, starting with below the bridge.

🍃🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂

A thumping noise steps him out of slumber, though faint. He was really acclimated to the silence of this area, who would actually come here?. His eyes widen. Somebody might actually get me—

His thought were cut off when a soft thud echoes behind him. His ears go up and he freezes. Footsteps follow before a shadow passes behind him. Oh fu-

“Whoa”

The voice—soft, feminine, awed—is followed by a paw (fur silky and smooth) to his head and oh sweet Karma that feels good~

He hasn’t felt head rubs since forever, and from a girl no less. He wasn’t even sure how he knew it was a girl, he’s a plant. Another paw follows and mmmmmm he wants this feeling forever.

“Is this even a real plant? So soft~”

Gosh, even her voice is sweet. The rubs keep coming and before he knows it, he’s panting, like actual panting.

The paws immediately go off and he nearly whines before the paws come back and gently twists his head to face her.

Nick looks up and squints as the sunlight surrounds the silhouette of his savior. His eyes adjust to and he sees the most vibrant purple eyes.

🍃🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂 🍃 🍂

@feverwildehopps I’ll probably finish this

#writing #nick is a plant au #blarggh #blargh

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dietaku · 5 years

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Amazing Quest 1: Chapter 9

The final chapter. Thank you for reading!

Chapter 9: Together, as One, We Will...!

When you're ready, warp back to Toneland. Any island will do, really, but Toneland is large enough that it should serve your purposes. The point now is to wait for Zytroph to go near the island and leg it until the sprites touch. Doing so will prompt a new scene:

Hiro: This is it, guys!

(Zytroph looms ahead of the party as a flock of glass cranes with chimes on their wings fly around him. In the GBA version, this entire scene is rather beautifully animated with sprites, while in the SNES, it's all done with a single still image. )

Zytroph: The time is nigh, mortals. Abase yourself before the Mother of Strife.

Hiro: NOT WITHOUT A FALL GUY!

--Boss Fight!--

Zytroph the Dragonfish x1

LP: 88000

MP:9000

Zytroph is tough, but with the Final Fusion Swirl, Noble Neopolitan, he's a cakewalk. His high defense and magic defense are naught to the gigantic attack buff and removal of defense that Noble Neopolitan allows. If you don't use it, then you'll find that Zytroph has access to all tier-3 spells and his own skills, like Gran Aero Spiral, where the cranes rush the party for heavy air and earth damage, and Dragon Palace Whale Lullaby, which will inflict sleep, drunk, or red randomly.

--Boss Fight!--

Zytroph: Very well, you are strong enough to cross onto my back. Perhaps you will overtake the other who has crossed over before...

Hiro: Jaydea...

Zytorph: I know not their name. All mortals look alike to mine eyes.

Loyroll: How very unfabulous.

You find yourself in front of the giant ivory tower on Zytroph's back. The entire floor rumbles, and the chimes stop, which, with the lack of music makes the entire area deathly quiet. Something terrible is on the way. That, combined with the unearthly enemies, like the Monstrkin, the Mermyth, the Scalawag, and the Eudaemonaia, which is notable for being able to inflict Deep Haze, a status unique to it that forces a character to not act for five turns, even if the fight ends before that is up. Thus, speed is the name of the game here. Progress up the tower, which is a simple spiral, before you get to a floor with a large courtyard and a closed door. Inspect it and you'll be told it's a dead end. Do this ten times to proceed.

(The dead end shifts into the now-familiar form of Kord)

Kord: Geez, you guys! I thought it was someone important! Lady Jaydea told me to keep this place off-limits! I thought I had put a sign up!

(He turns around, where a “Do Not Disturb” sign is hanging off his back)

Ozma: (Giggles)

Kimyawa: Rock-san., your sign--

Kord: Hrm? My sign? It's Aquarius. Why do you-- Oh, here it is. It's on my back. Whoops. Anyways, now that we have THAT out of the way...You'll all have to die.

Hiro: Really?

Kord: Well, no, but I prefer being paid to not, y'know?

--Boss Fight!--

Heavenly King Kord x1

LP: 90000

MP: 12000

Kord is relentless. His defense and magic defense are higher than Zytroph, and he can actually go toe to toe with Noble Neapolitan as his hits can pierce the defense buff that the fusion grants you. In addition, his “Rocky Road Ripper,” and “Kordian Knot” skills will shred your LP over time with earth-based damage and lower your action speed, so don't feel bad if he actually defeats you. Lay on the hate and you ought to come out on top!

--Boss Fight!--

Kord: U-urgh, dammit! Even with all my amicable character moments, even the Stone Lord, must fall. I guess it r-really is time for me to gather moss....

(Kord falls over dead, where Deima kicks him off the tower, presumably into the ocean below)

Deima: And now, not only does he get a burial at sea, he's out of the way, too!

Hiro: ….

Deima: What? Le'ts go!

Continue up the stairs, where you see Jaydea leaning over a large mosaic on the floor of a blonde woman with wings, with the five talismans inset into the mural.

Jaydea: (Turns to the party) It is done. I have unlocked the Goddess, but...You know what she asked me? Are you sure? Do you want me to grant you this wish? Of course I answered yes, but seeing her, and now you're here. All I've done. All Zoddon aspired to, and now, all my friends and allies. They're all gone... Light Pudding, no, Hiro...You do not have the will to stand up to that evil, and you. Cannot. Kill. Me. What will you do?

Emilia: Bullshit, Jaydea! I'll rip you apart myself!

Jaydea: No, you cannot.

--Boss Fight!--

Dark Pudding Queen Jaydea x1

LP: 65000

MP: 9500

Do not let her low LP count fool you. Jaydea CAN and WILL stand up to Noble Neapolitan. She'll engage her Figgy Pudding form, and then begin what can only be considered a barrage of torment, as she abuses Wenceslas Breath, Sun Downer, and Soul Survivor, to lower your action speed, inflict heavy light-based damage, then scythe away your MP so you options become increasingly limited and thereby force you to spend turns refilling your MP with items. However, thee is an easy way to beat her and a hard one. The hard one is actually trying to inflict enough damage to beat her normally. The other is to last twenty turns. Either way, you'll win.

--Boss Fight!--

Jaydea: (Clutches her shoulder, which is badly burned and bleeding, before smiling coolly, and her wound vanishes in an instant.)

:Deima: You didn't...

Jaydea: “Do you want this? You will watch all your friends and loved ones grow old and die, and then the world, until all the stars go out, and you will float endlessly in an ocean of blackness.” That is what Halst asked me. Yes, I am now invincible, unkillable by anything.

Emilia: You're wrong, Jaydea. You're not invincible.

Jaydea: Oh? I fail to see what you're getting at.

(Emilia motions for Jaydea to walk closer to her, where Emilia claps her on the shoulder)

Emilia: We go back a long way, Jay, so this is gonna hurt me more than it does you.

Jaydea: I don't think so, but--

(Jaydea cannot finish this, as she's slammed on the ground, and kicked off the tower by Emilia, complete with MIDI falling scream)

Emilia: YOU MESSED WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER, YOU BITCH! That was where you failed!

Hiro: (Visibly tears up) Emilia....

Loyroll: While this is excellent work in reversing years of abuse, we really do need to hurry up and save the world.

Hiro: R-right!

Go through the door. Where you'll find another garishly decorated room with mosaics all across the walls and floors. However, the most striking feature is the little girl in the center of the room.

Hiro: She seems strangely familiar...

Little Girl: Hello, Mister! Do you want anything? Money? Fame? Power? Women? A set of balls?

Hiro: EXCUSE ME?

Little Girl: GYAHAHA! A little divine humor. Seriously, though, Let me heal you, first!

(The party is fully healed!)

Little Girl: Now, what can I, the Goddess of Strife, Halst, do for you?

Hiro: Can you please go back to sleep? The world is really nice and y doesn't deserve to be destroyed!

Halst: Mmmmmm, you raise a good point. Okay! I will go back to sleep!

Hiro: R-really?

Halst: I need to get some exercise in first, though. No sense in getting up before doing some stretches~!

Deima: Be on your guard, Hiro!

Hiro: !!!

--Boss Fight!--

Tiny Goddess Halst x1

LP: 100000

MP: 33000

This form of Halst is unnerving since she'll giggle in an autotuned MIDI voice and do little else for five turns before she uses the “Goddess Halst cried an evil spell!” and the party will be dealt half health in dmage instantly. This is when you realize this form isn't meant to kill you, but troll you to waste healing items. She'll continue doing this, but never do more than scythe away your health with percentage attacks.

--Boss Fight!--

Deima: Hiro! She's just pretending! Inside that cutesy exterior is the heart of an utter monster!

Halst: Ohohohoho, so you do remember. Chimera Witch Deima, shall we begin our deadly dance once more?

Deima: Nuh-uh! I'm taken already! (Grabs Hiro, as Ozma and Kimyawa both tense violently)

Halst:...Of course. Very well...

(She bulges, before erupting like an insect molting out of her little girl form, standing as a stunning adult version of her earlier form. She kicks off the fleshy bag as a pair of winged munchkin cherubs fly by and drop a halo over her head)

Halst: Now, Puddings! Welcome to TODT!

--FINAL BOSS BATTLE!--

Halst, Goddess of Destruction x1

LP: 120000

MP: 45000

She'll remain in her initial form, while Deima will yell at you to “Use Noble Neapolitan to stop her Spinning Narrative!” When you do so, Halst will jerk back in terror, and her form will shift to that of a gigantic winged-snake form of herself. She still has her human top half, though, so, go topless final bosses, I guess? It doesn't affect her life any, but it does make her much more aggressive, allowing her to use Divine Light of Terror (Heavy Light-elemented LP-based damage, translated as Shining Slayer Cross of Evil later), Sacred Verdict (A large chance of inflicting all status ailments), and all tier-3 spells to hurt you in all sorts of ways. My best advice is to abuse Noble Neapolitan's best skill, Shining Zephyr of Friendship, or as it is translated in the localized version, Shining Rainbow Connection. If you're deliberately going for the bad end, hit her as hard as you can without Noble Neapolitan... That's all I can say.

--FINAL BOSS BATTLE!--

Halst: URGH! I'm...I'm beaten? Light Pudding, I will return to sleep. Be warned, though. As long as Evil persists, I cannot die...(She melts away)

Hiro: We-we did it!

Emilia: I knew you could do it!

Hiro: Really?

Emilia: S-sure! (She looks away and coughs for a moment) Anyways, we got a lot to do, let's go home!

(You're then treated to the ending credits as the party slowly walks back through the various towns that still remain intact, as the party members all wave goodbye, dispersing one at a time, until Emilia, Hiro and Ozma remain. They stop at Toruble Castle, and Emilia turns to the other two.)

Emilia: Well, I need to do some, uh, stuff, at, uh, place. I'll catch you two kids later!

Hiro: Huh?

(Hiro and Ozma stare at one another)

Ozma: Wanna see my sock puppet collection?

Hiro: A'iight.

The good ending has a mural of the heroes, except Moore (Fuck that guy), which ends in Hiro and Ozma raising a sword together to Halst in her angel-snake form, while we get one last scene..

(Hand on a beach, clenches)

Jaydea: I...I told you...I cannot die, Light Pudding. I-I'll be back in the sequel! (Cough, cough)

(Bad End)

Halst: (Clutching her face) I...I was beaten by the Puddings, but they ignored Big Sister's warnings, and now....

(She turns to a a pair of babies on the nearby floor. One of which is a dark blue boy with red streaks down his face, and the other is a blonde girl akin to Halst)

Halst: Auntie Deima will meet YOU two~! Mweeheeeheehee~!

Amazing Quest 1: Pudding Warrior....END

#Adventure #fantasy #fiction #writing #science fantasy #infrequently asked questions #Amazing Quest

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witchbcrnt · 5 years

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currant, honey, and moss!

currant: what’s something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

Weeeeell I mean I guess the easy answer is the boy from his first life, the place that he lived back then too. Bad memories, he doesn’t want to see or go there thank you. But also things like deforestation, any kind of destruction of nature really. Atrocities and cruel acts. Things like that.

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

Ahhhhhh my boy :’) He’ll do fucking anything for a person he loves. I’ve briefly written abt it before but the lines of platonic and romantic love is very blurred for Lotte, like once he loves then he loves them in anyway they want ?? kinda ?? So it’s all much of the same. He just gives himself entirely to that person, he’d do anything for them, sacrifice himself for them, do everything he can to make them happy. He’d pay attention to things they say and details and use it later, like idk if they say offhandedly one time they like a certain flower he’d give them that flower on some special occasion or whatever. That kinda stuff :’)

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they’re thrust into?

Mmmmmm. I think he’s better at adapting than he thinks he is. Lotte doesn’t like change, he’s very much a creature of habit so he avoids things like this if he can and he’s reluctant to adapt because he doesnt like change. But he’s pretty smart and in most cases actually able to adapt to the situation fairly well, even if hes reluctant to do so. That being said he’ll run back to situations he knows right after tho lmao.

#gnasccr #( HEAD CANONS ) || open up the spell book

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itsbenedict · 6 years

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No Driver’s License: Session 32

No Driver’s License is a Madoka Magica game I’m running for five players, using a homebrew of Yaruki Zero’s Magical Burst system. It follows five magical girls as they deal with an upheaval in the world’s magic system caused by some strange new three-eyed Incubators. They have to figure out what’s going on, who to trust, and how to put a stop to the cycle of despair.

I post session logs and omakes weekly sporadically, both as a reference for the players and for anyone who wants to follow along with the party’s misadventures.

[adventure log- read from the beginning]

[session 31]

Last time on No Driver’s License, they went to the goddamn moon again, so I had no choice but to throw the old final boss at them, on the moon. They had a fight against said boss, but then the boss did a thing that sort of severely triggered one of Sakura’s trauma tracks, and... well, it’s...

So, as has happened occasionally before, the team begins this witch barrier split up.

Makoto starts by trying to telepathically contact the team- since Seina’s established a telepathic network between them. Unfortunately... this seems to not be working, despite the connection being supposedly unbreakable. Failing that, she starts looking for an exit.

Now- Makoto has that ability to talk to animals, but... do these shadow puppets count?

...Apparently they do!

It would also be convenient if the shadow puppets were, uh, solid enough to ride.

Having reached the edge of this weird bowl zone, Makoto surveys the exterior.

Rewind a bit, and we shift to Ibara, who’s facing a similar situation. Same general environment, except instead of shadow puppets, it’s just a bunch of nicely-dressed white rabbits.

Ibara sort of hangs around for a bit, and eventually draws some attention. She starts overhearing them murmur stuff about how she’s “uncouth”, and- with a successful Real roll, give her a big hand- she manages to listen closer.

They swarm her, but... they don’t manage to do any damage, both because they miss their roll due to Ibara’s ‘Fine, Then I’ll Avert Them For Thou’ ability, and because they’re just rabbits with nonmagical teeth that can’t really threaten her.

Ibara eventually decided on trying to just... jump out of there. She’s a magical girl, and it’s moon gravity, so... that should work, right?

Uh-oh.

Hey, how’s Seina doing?

So... she does!

So- Seina just leaves by climbing the moss, no problem. She didn’t really encounter it, but... the white dust was because she opened a door on a cat, and because the “story” of this barrier wasn’t written to accommodate a self-insert, and the lines for interacting with her weren’t written, it dissolved into ash the instant she directly interacted with it.

Who’s left? Yukari?

Yukari doesn’t fuck around with this kind of thing. She just... teleports out, like she does. Or... she tries to.

(Zero had noticed the pattern- everyone missing an ability, Makoto’s summoning and Ibara’s friction and Seina’s telepathy were all turned off- and figured, whatever, her own abilities aren’t too crucial individually, so it didn’t matter if she lost one- and did not anticipate that I might withhold her Basic Talent. Gehehehehe.)

Anyway, with that plan foiled, she’s forced to actually engage with-

So, she has no trouble getting out.

So- Ibara does a cool thing with her Visibility domain and does sorcery, cupping her hands like binoculars and magically making them work like binoculars. With that, she’s able to see that those other people are in fact her teammates- though she can’t see into the teapot’s spout from this angle.

So- to get from one teacup to another, they kind of have to make some pretty precise jumps to meet up. The cups are laid out... there’s the smoking one that someone jumped into the teapot from, then- going counterclockwise- there’s Seina, Makoto, Yukari, and Ibara. Ibara has the furthest to go, so she’s first up with the jumping.

If anyone failed these rolls, they’d land on the plains below the teacups- an ever-shifting landscape of pages and writing. No telling what’d happen if they fell down there.

(the answer is nothing, actually, it’s totally harmless ground, and their paranoia was unwarranted, but let’s pretend it was actually lava or something for the sake of tension.)

Seina and Makoto each pass rolls to jump one teacup clockwise, while Yukari- with her 1 Fury- elects to let Ibara throw her rather than make the jump herself. Ibara succeeds on this roll and then on her own jump, and then does so again. That puts Seina at the flaming teacup, and the rest at Seina’s teacup.

Yukari and Ibara make it just fine, but, uh... Makoto gets a crit. Which means... she overshoots the teacup. And the teacup she’s aiming for... has a giant fire burning inside it.

Thankfully, Makoto also has one of those single-use jetpacks, which lets her course-correct and land on the rim.

So, they’re poised to enter the teapot via the spout, but they take a little time to prepare.

So- finally, it’s time to enter the boss lair.

So they all enter the spout, and... well, they’re going to need a combat map.

At the edge of the spout, right before it opens up to the teapot proper, they can see a figure crouched in the darkness, which hasn’t noticed them yet. It’s Kimiko. They start making some plans re: how to deal with that.

That’ll happen on Makoto’s turn, perhaps- it’s Yukari’s turn first, and she opens by firing a Shotgum at her- one of those crafted weapons that has a payload of Sakura’s Toothsome Taffy. Ibara follows up by hitting her with the GLOO gun, which inflicts a penalty on her attempts to escape bindings.

So- it’s Makoto’s turn, and she decides to enhance the seed-throwing attempt by Camouflaging it so it’s not noticed when she throws it. It’s a good idea, but... whoops, she rolls a crit, and so the resultant stone mansion that occupies the last two zones of the spout is completely invisible.

Of course, this presents an obstacle to the players, too, since they can’t see the walls that now protect Kimiko.

Kimiko’s turn, and... she tries to escape. She fails the first roll, even though she acts like she has it under control, and there’s a mysterious clicking noise. On the second attempt, the mysterious clicking noise does whatever it was supposed to accomplish, and Kimiko vanishes from the taffy. Cost her a couple moves and some HP, though.

And then... it’s time for me to do something I’ve never properly done before, as a GM.

For whatever reason, though, wherever Kimiko went, her actions this turn are not visible to the party, and the turn passes back to Yukari. Yukari, in classic form, gives herself a shit-ton of Support Actions (with her Prophecy and crafted Acceleration Bracelet) and goes in to take a look at the room.

And also-

The ground erupts into a cyclone of coins, courtesy of Kimiko’s Money Money Money Money Money Motherfucker ability.

Yukari backs the hell off, and passes the rest of her actions to Seina, who heals off some of that damage.

Bypassing the hall of coins takes some doing- if they reach the invisible mansion, they can use its second floor to avoid the coins in those zones, but getting there... oh, they have a magic item for this. An Antimatter Wand that annihilates matter in a ring around the caster!

So Seina uses those Support Actions to move up and reveal the map:

So... well, it’s still the party’s turn, and now Makoto is going. And... the thing with that is, she has a plan. You remember the Dis Astranagant? The sniper rifle they set up to do massive damage, and then got all crits on crafting so it was way the fuck too overkill to use? Because it has a range of 1 with an AoE of 1 zone around it, so no matter what, you’re going to hit yourself if you fire the ridiculous nuke gun?

Weeeeeeeell it’s not quite so “no matter what”. Because Makoto’s mansions... they block Ranged Attacks.

Makoto fires.

So, the mansion took the blast, and her breaky-heart armor took the resultant auto-attack from the coins below (once the mansion broke), so she’s currently fine.

It is now the turn of superbosses, though, because Emiko gets to steal the turn when she’s attacked. Emiko’s up to bat!

Their defenses disabled by the coins and backblast, Emiko... gets to do a lot of punching. Like, a lot of punching. Seina takes a ton of hits, and Makoto takes even more hits than that. And in the middle of all those zillion combo rolls, Emiko scores a couple crits, which give her Main Actions. Which she uses to start punching the fuck out of them, again.

Makoto goes down, knocked out of magical girl form from near full health to 0 in less than a single round.

Like I said- I’m no longer fucking around.

She lifts a lighter above her head- and that flame allows Kimiko to teleport to her as a free action.

Seina is now a motionless gold statue, and is instantly out of the fight. This is why you do not want to be at Range 0 to Katou Kimiko.

Ibara, though, has that Avert bonus to resist attacks targeting her, which- contrary to how things usually go- hasn’t been turned off for a damage boost. So Kimiko misses the petrify on her.

Still, she has an action left, and crits on MMMMMM, coining the zone and dealing two damage to both of them.

All this fighting gets the attention of the Queen, though...

The Queen brings the axe down on Emiko, for four damage, but Emiko’s not too bovvered. Then, she tries to use an ability:

She targets Emiko again, but she makes her save. Heart is actually her highest stat! Her Fury is pretty low, actually, but she has an ability that lets her substitute Heart for Fury, in classic shonen protagonist fashion.

So... the situation is pretty dire, here. All Kimiko needs to do is land a Melee Attack on someone to take them out of the fight for two turns, and Emiko’s physical damage output is bananas enough to ruin anyone who tries to take her on alone. And it’s just Yukari and Ibara left, right now.

They would need to do something really fucking clever to win, at this point. Some absolutely fucking insane munchkin bullshit.

So... here’s the thing. Yukari has been saving something. She has been saving the fact that she’s never specified that Baton Pass only passes Support Actions- it can pass Main Actions, too. She’s just never done that, because using her main action for Prophecy to give the target a ton of Support Actions has always been the better play.

So- first, Ibara dumps a big classic fuck-you wallop onto Kimiko for 14 damage, no big deal. But then- remember, Emiko stole the turn, meaning that she took her move before all PCs did. So Ibara’s turn here is the last turn of the round, and now it’s a new round, so Yukari can immediately go again, and then Ibara can go after that.

So she backs up into a mansion tile with Yukari to block the blowback, and then fires the Dis for another 13 damage.

And Ibara still has Support Actions.

It’s a good thing I brought someone along specifically to prevent this from happening.

Who the hell...?

Well, I’m sure that’ll be resolved in a totally satisfying way later. If I recall, this character’s presence is... not something readers of these recaps could have predicted, as her identity may or may not have been erased from the record.

Next time on No Driver’s License: some stuff with the cannibals and this new girl is approximately resolved, and they actually get to properly fighting the witch.

#no driver's license

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Twin Cities Playlist

okay so i’ve been compiling venus songs for a couple months and i’m releasing he playlist publicly here , and below i explain my reasons for each one and links to the unique songs / videos below ! this list will be updated constantly ; this list also includes animation ideas .

Neovaii - Crash Trap City

this song represents the finite nature of her relationship with the boys and how her rivalry will always have her ending up on the opposite side of them along with possible romantic or familial longing .

Pork Soda Glass Animals

this song leans towards the rivalry and romantic aspects of the relationship between karai and venus , both blaming themselves for everything that went wrong while too afraid to fix anything that ran sour between them leading up to their separation of sides on the foot and hamato war and how it tore them apart to fight eachother .

GRRRLS AViVA

this song shows the side of venus that has grown cold and pessimistic to everyone in her life that got too close and in her way of serving shredder knowing that one day she will replace him and have to cut off the emotions that hold her back from making him proud . towards the later more echoing part of the song would be her falling through a vertical tunnel flashbacks of everything the hamatos did for her and as it ends she’d walk through them pushing them back .

All Time Low Jon Bellion

this song would be venus in her room looking out sewer grates to the passing people and cars imagining herself and the hamatos in their shoes able to live together like normal people .ending with her curling up on her cot and crying herself to sleep only to cut to the boys doing the same thing from a rooftop

All Eyes on Me OR3O - Topic

this song is for a more confident venus walking around the foot base and instructing different members , invading training excersizes , baxters lab , and even tiger claws sleeping quarters . this would cut to her singing on rooftops as she patrols only to run into the boys at the part where she says you have made me insane it shows her dancing and singing as she captures / fights / beats up the boys ending with them on the ground and her crying .

MISSIO - Twisted - Lyrics Neshi

shows each member of her family speaking their part before going to her training/fighting/patrolling in different times with different weapons all with tears in her eyes .

STéLOUSE - Sociopath [lyrics] Nagisa Future

this song opens with karai in a tux whistling in a black background before venus walks out of the shadows singing at the camera and steadily walking towards it , at the parts of the song where “i didn’t know” she lifts off the ground and seems to be slowly falling as faded flashbacks play behind her . this doesn’t end until karai starts whistling again as an overlayed picture and venus slowly falls to one knee rises and starts walking and singing again

Chase Holfelder - Animal (Lyrics) Patricia V.

this song shows venus facing off against the boys just standing there face down singing as the boys look unnerved at the first uh oh she drops one of her ribbons as it crackles with electricity and her face raises to reveal angry tears the second uh oh that base drops makes her crack out the other ribbon . at the hear we go again she starts dramatically walking towards them crackling electricity trailing through the ribbons dragging behind her . at the i won’t be denied by you she slashes out at them and the rest is a fighting montage as the fight progresses she starts to break down and ends the song falling to her knees crying

Digital Daggers- The Devil Within Lyrics LuvTwilight2050

just a song about venus braking down in anger as she watches the boys from afar while patroling .

Digital Daggers - Still Here Lyrics LuvTwilight2050

this song would showcase venus’s emotions towards her dead mother figure tang shen who she see’s in her dreams as she slowly loses her ability to summon and find her soul during her woken hours .

Where The Lonely Ones Roam- Digital Daggers- Lyrics its-olivia

a song about karai and venus as partners in crime and possibly other ways talking about everything they could do together and everything they could be together up to leading the foot hand in hand .

Sweeney Todd - Green Finch and Linnet Bird - Full Song

venus looking out of her drain grate again longing to be a normal human

Californication Red Hot Chili Peppers

just a song with venus thinking of everything in her life

The Sound Of Silence Disturbed

venus talking to little popsicle stick or sculpture versions of the turtles and splinter as she lays on her cot and plays with them

Häagen-Dazs Ika no Sappuukei (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】ハーゲンダッツ以下の殺風景 JubyPhonic

this song is venus lamenting about karai leaving her for the hamatos side . and the love letter she was left realizing she was wrong about everything about karai but knowing she could never admit her own love to herself

Gumi Eng. & Yohioloid / The Chattering Lack of Common Sense [Original Song] GHOST

a compilation of venust training with tigerclaw a back and forth duet as she grows up and pretty much getting the shit beat out of her in training till she finally beats tiger claw

Mako - Coyote (Official Video) [Ultra Music]

this song represents venus running from her destiny to kill the hamatos but repeatedly getting sucked back in

ready now - moomin pmv sapph

this song represents venus slowly bonding with her true family while being torn between love and destiny or a post hamato venus

Beartooth - Messed Up [Audio] Red Bull Records

this song is venus reviewing her child hood as she fully turns on shredder singing flashes between their fight scene

Leaving You 🏵️ COMPLETE 72h Briarlight MAP mobiusghost

this song is about venus’s final moments before the two years she dissapeared

Don't Threaten a Bitch - Panic! at the Disco & Marina and the Diamonds (Mashup) Matt Masters

honestly just her battle theme

【DELTARUNE】 Right Now [SFM] (Remix/Cover) ft. Dawko OR3O

mmmmmm venus singing to the boys while showing them up / fighting them but constantly hesitating to finish them off the second part is baxter telling the boys they’re gonna be experimented on with the boys after venus turning them in he asks why she isn’t leaving and she gets sudden regret and frees them . the final voice is her about to face shredders wrath for disobeying .

hello world Louie Zong

venus on the rooftops singing in the rain aka pure as heck ??????!!!!!!

limbo – airplane mode (lyrics) miukie

venus singing to herself on her cot as she sings about the hamatos

Guiltless doddleoddle

venus picking herself up from multiple trainings and lamnting at shredder tiger claw and rhazar / chris bradford

girl in red - summer depression BIRP!

just sad vee tbh

Seven Nation Army, Double-sided Guitar Rob Scallon

just a cool fight song tbh

'i love you' billie eilish but you're driving in the rain Celestial

venus being sad about karai leaving the foot

☆ } ᴅᴀɴɢᴀɴ ʀᴏɴᴘᴀ ♀ sᴜᴘᴇʀʙᴀss ᴍᴇᴘ Wieareyou

just more venus being in love with karai

charles irwin - a sad song about a girl i no longer know The Worst Taste

god i forgot how much vee loves karai oof

[60fps Full] カンタレラ Cantarella - Hatsune Miku KAITO 初音ミクカイト Project DIVA English lyrics Romaji PDA googoo888

oh god is every song vee and karai at this point ????

SONiKA 「Bi☣hazard」 VOCALOID Cover +VSQ CheezItsAreYummy

venus mainly being cold towards the boys

【v4 flower】 Appetite of a People-Pleaser【Original Song】GHOST

tw anorexia - venus’s malnutrition under shredder

There's Your Trouble dixiechicks

venus mad at karai for falling for leo

Au/Ra - Assassin (Lyric Video) Au/Ra

karai and vee fighting again

Au/Ra - Emoji (Official Video) Au/Ra

vee mocking the hamatos

The Moss | Flipnote 3D Animation SurohHorus

this one would be a good intro for the show if vee was the focus

Hobo Johnson - Typical Story (Official Video) Hobo Johnson

venus narrarating all the fucked up shit in the tmnt universe while wearing a cool jacket while doing subtle fortnite dances with a hysterically serious face

ＬＯＳＩＮＧＩＮＴＥＲＥＳＴ | animation loop MasyanaJoy

venus torn between sides

Baby Hotline Jack Stauber's Micropop - Topic

venus flirting with karai tbh

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Mmmmmm i just had a not so pleasant interaction.

I just

Okay i went to ask my mum if my hair looked greasy (i couldn't tell okay the lights on my room are dim and I'm just bad at telling)

And i asked her and she replied and started a conversation, okay she started the conversation, she asked a question

And then suddenly she just stops replying, so i stand there waiting for her to reply and she isn't saying anything, so i sort of gesture for her to reply

And then suddenly, she's all "I don't feel well Moss. We can talk about xyz later" but she says it like she's pissed off ???

Like how was I meant to know that ? I don't understand? I thought this interaction was going fine and suddenly I'm bad for being here, I don't— I'm so confused

Like just tell me you don't feel well instead of starting a conversation and being pissed off when i try to continue the conversation

Like I'm sorry i couldn't magically read your mind and realise you didn't feel well? I don't know what I'm meant to do differently? And she never tells me what I'm meant to do differently so it's not even like i can fix whatever I'm doing wrong, so i don't know, i guess I'm just doomed to have this conversation every week because this is a repeating thing that happens—

#moss mumbles #I'm really trying but i don't know what im meant to do when she just stops replying?#like leaving halfway through a conversation is rude. i can't leave.#but if i try and carry on she gets upset?#can't she just end the conversation if she wants it over? i don't—#like just tell me you want to stop talking and I'll go #but stop making me look like the bad guy. I'm just here. I'm really trying my best #moss vents #fuck i forgot that tag

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maaaads can i ask for all of them w asagao!dan? (minus champagne cause y'know, he'd technically be a teenager here)

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?i really wanna say that hes more of a summer boi tbh? he wouldnt mind winter, its really just the facts that putting on so much clothing can be annoying plus with the crazy hair during winter when it gets all static and stuff? yeah thats a pain (plus during summer he can. wear ponytails so!!)

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?he tries to be as honest as possible. sometimes theres little white lies to protect friends feelings if they are required in the moment, but usually hes very honest and straightforward with things tho

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?oh, space for sure. first of all, dan thinks space is amazing. second, hes afraid of big bodies of water and sharks so. yyyyeah

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?hes not. super willing tbh? he will if he absolutely has to, but more often than not hes happy to just be a follower in most cases. unless its. something hes very passionate about, like music or such, then hes more likely to take charge of things

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?i mean. he has his issues tbh? but hes not like. completely broken. he is an emotional man i can give him that, but in a really good way. mentally, well.. he struggles with some things more than most people, but then again, dont we all

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?i. really wanna say unicorns to this tbh lol

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?oh im sure. some examples that come to mind would be saying something to a friend that he regretted or having like a really bad breakup or something similar. nothing too drastic tbh, but something along those lines

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?nah. like, not really at all. he does his best and knows his limits and doesnt push them too hard unless its. something he really cares about, so if anything its usually others being envious about dan and his work ethics tho?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?well. technically not a coward, but in fight or flight situations he would definitely choose to flight as he tries to avoid confrontation as much as possible? if this is not like. physical confrontation related, i’d say he can be very courageous tho? like stepping on a stage to perform or sing in front of a crow and whatnot. that he can do without a doubt and not be afraid of it tho

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?it depends? who hes talking to and what about mostly? he can be very blunt, mostly for comedic purposes tho, so i guess he beats around the bush more often? i mean dan says things fairly straight, but not in a blunt way? does that make sense??

currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?mmmmmm is there. really such a thing?? like apart from obvious stuff like inconsiderate assholes and just generally unpleasant people and stuff? mmm probably like. most fast foods? i mean also kinda not as he doesnt care if you consume that stuff, just really dont force him to eat it and hes good? idk dan likes. pretty much everything as long as its not harmful to anyone so like. yeah

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?oh, VERY. extremely passionate and he loves to share those things with his friends cause he wants everyone to be able to experience them and yeah

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?sssskittleeeees. he consumes them like. ALL the damn time. which is probably bad but also he doesnt care tbh

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?..my instant first thought was ‘what do unicorns smell like’ so mmm. something slightly sweet maybe? i high key wanna say vanilla but idk?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?welp for starters im sure dan has like. songs he associates with each of his friends and such. as for objects, he absolutely treasures any gifts he ever gets, and then theres. the game grumps club jackets woo ~

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?i wanna saaaaay he prefers to actually be awake during the day more? he can be a very sleepy boi and has more energy during the night to take care of things so yeah. plus hes. relatively loud so its much easier for him during the day time when people arent constantly yelling at him to shut up when they want to sleep tbh

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?oh, a LOT. dan isnt a hating type at all, like you have to pretty ruthlessly fuck up something really major for him to hate on you, and even then hes. pretty fast to try to forgive and forget and patch things up honestly? hes not one to hold grudges at all

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?i mean. personally not much as he doesnt really have those kind of things? and even if he does, dan is pretty open to talk about his life and stuff thats happened, even if for nothing else than to share things with others to show that hey shit can be fucked up but you’ll survive and come through as a stronger person, you know? as for others, yeah if you tell him you dont like certain topics around them hes completely down to not bring them up for you and thats really that - hes not gonna question you or tease you about it or anything like that. dan just gonna take it as it is and be cool with it

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?he can get very physically affectionate tbh. a lot of hugs and cuddles and hand holding. hes very much into sneaking little kisses on your face if your close enough. if youre not down with pda or are a friend or family, then its using words to tell you how much he likes and cares for you, and getting gifts to people of things he knows you like and stuff that makes him think about you when hes picking it out

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?bbbbllluuuuue. like, a soft shade of blue. not like baby blue, but. blue. cause its his favorite color and i mean maybe this is a personal thing, but to me blue has never been a “cold” color, and knowing what kind of a soft warm personality dan is. yeah

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?he knows his self-worth, thats for sure. tho hes. really bad at taking care of himself if he has a lot to work on, especially when it comes to thinks hes passionate about? like if dan is in a creating mode its really hard to get him to sit down and chill out even for a hot moment, but outside of that he takes pretty good care of himself - doesnt put himself in situations he doesnt like and that get him stressed, actually eats pretty well and gets a decent amount of sleep too, spends time with friends and whatnot

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?mostly he would tell his younger self that things are going to be alright and get better, no matter how things seems to look like now (see ‘danny dont you know’ for example lol)

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?hes pretty fast to adapt to new things, honestly. he gets along with people really well as long as they arent straight up assholes, and he loves to get to know new people and places all the time so being thrown into new stuff isnt scary or uncomfortable to him pretty much at all

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?oh he doesnt really care one way or another tbh. hes a tall boi with a crazy hair, its already hard enough for him to find fitting clothes and keep his hair in some sort of order, he doesnt need to stress about anything else lol. as for others, he doesnt really care either as long as. you dont smell awful tbh. hygiene is the one thing that he cares about honestly

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?hes an optimist for sure. sure like everyone he has low days, but even then hes trying to keep the outlook on life as positive as possible, no matter what

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?..i just high key wanna say to visit his grandma cause we all know how much he loves her mmmm. probably some other places too, but as far as im concerned, dan is just mostly content being anywhere he is or going or anything as long as he has people he loves around him tho

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?a stable music career tbh. and/or having people he cares about and who care for him around him

black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.im sure he does, dan is the kind of a person who would like to have some kind of goals in mind for life mmm. well, again with the music career tbh cause thats. kinda obvious. he probably would want to visit as many places in the world too. have like so many dogs. know that he has made someone happy in their day to day life, no matter in what way or who they are. stuff like that ~

colorful headcanons ~

#asagao!dan #this got loooooong oops #tho i mean. you asked for all of them so yeah lol #i left out champagne and coral cause obviously but other than that i tried!#for once my six years of grump knowledge can be used for something LOL #blue-bismuth #thank you for asking! <3

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