#OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[swan2swan]

The kids watching a Gallimimus return to her nest full of eggs and nuzzle one tenderly:

The kids realizing they misjudged the situation horribly as the Gallimimus opens her mouth:

#jurassic world #camp cretaceous #sammy gutierrez #gallimimus #OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM #jwcc

[moraxsthrone]

When Kaeya notices you being exhausted, your body hurting - he will do his best so you won't have to move a limb of your body.

He would plant the gentlest kisses all over your face, while giving you a soft smile.

He would ask you regularly if you need anything and if he can do something for you. No matter what it is, he will surely do it.

Kaeya would do his best to make you laugh - he loves hearing your wonderful laugh after all.

"Ah.. no need to move. Today I will serve you the best I can. If you want, I can even put on a butler outfit if this is your cup of tea.", a small chuckle escapes his lips as he looked at you with so much adoration and love.

"I will do my best so you rest well, my sweetheart Kel.", a half-gloved hand of his was caressing your cheek gently, while he never left your gaze. "I love you.. so much."

~ 💐

"make it a maid outfit and you've got yourself a deal," i'd tease him with a wink.

@definitelynotdresvi it's so cute the way you hide behind anon when you send the sisterwives these drabbles //CACKLES i love you, precious darling!

now i'm imagining crawling into kaeya's arms and curling up in his lap, feeling so small but loved and safe in his loving embrace. that pretty, soft smile of his ghosting over your face, leaving the tenderest of kisses and breathy, melodic i love yous all over your skin.

and when he needs to get up to do something for you, you don't want to let go of him. so he lets you climb onto his back and gives you a piggyback ride as he moves about. with your legs encircling his narrow waist, you prop your chin on his shoulder and watch him mix your drinks in comfortable silence. and you just get so caught up in the moment, you're suddenly fighting back tears bc it's the little things like these that he does for you that tells you he loves you more than words ever could. so you press your face against the back of his neck, his long cerulean hair giving your nose a little tickle, and you whisper a quiet thank you because you're so grateful for him and his devotion to you.

#kel.answers 💌 #precious.moot: dres 🪴 #oops i mean [💐] anon 👀 #aka bot rizz master #aka meme machine #aka honorary zhongli sisterwife #come here dres i gib you kithkith #MORE KAEYA LOVINS #i am SWIMMING IN KAEYA FLUFF #DOING BACKSTROKES AND ERYTHING #kel is to kaeya's love as pigs are to shit #i'm rolling in it and wiggling on my back cuz it feels so damn good #kaeya fluff is to kel as cookies are to cookie monster #with whipped cream and strawberries on top (cuz i don't like cherries) #OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya fluff

[rapidhighway]

Would a kubek of czereśnie make you feel better

#mam alergie #omnomnomnomnomnomnom

[sleepyblr-heart]

🍔

Yummmiee!!!!!!

#Omnomnomnomnomnomnom

[navybluetriangles]

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#eating crispy pork fat is literally better than sex #there. i said it #sage and onion pork omnomnomnomnomnomnom #nobody interrupt me right now

[neverfeartheboysarehere]

Gay repression in real life? Nonono, ur loved and you have a place in this world etc.

But…….

Gay repression in fiction?

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 🍽️ 🍴🍴🥄🤩🫠🤭🤤🥄🍴🍽️🍴🥄🍽️🥄🍽️🍴

#dead boy detectives #dbd #edwin payne

[whumpy-wyrms]

For Dew and Anton: What's the one thing you absolutely hate the most? (dew, other than cheese🧀)

And for Anton: What's your favorite internal organ(s)?

(anton can I eat your gender please let me eat your gender omnomnomnomnomnomnom)

-@vidawhump :)

thanks for the ask!!!!! :333

“Dew and Anton, what’s the one thing you absolutely hate the most?”

“Anton, what’s your favorite internal organ?”

Anton LOVES brains and he wishes he could cut Dew’s head open and take a look inside HIS brain but that would probably kill him unfortunately so he doesn’t do that :/ but brains are very silly and fascinating to him probably because of the tism

Anton is soo the embodiment of gender. feel free to eat his gender everyone!! i’m eating it too

#ask #tllr ask #dew oc #anton oc #doodles #guys i drew all these earlier during chemistry lmao i was feeling so silly #gore mention #death mention

[life-series-losers-blog]

oooo chewing on ppl? lets gooo

*omnomnomnomnomnomnom*

nameless

RL!Martyn: What the fu-

RL!Gem: Language.

#ask blog #life series #trafficblr #nameless anon #real life #martyn inthelittlewood #geminitay #lose

[restrainedhungr]

⚔️ (lets say opposite jinx)

Send ⚔️ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Italics is Feral Frenzy

Battle intro: " Oh hey, do you mind maybe not making the explosions so loud? It hurts my ears. " " LOUD PREY, EASY PREY. " Victory: " That was SOOOO much fun! We need to do it again! " " A nice snack, too skinny for a meal. " Defeat: " I guess weapons that aren't teeth and claws can be useful too. . . " " NO. I refuse to be beaten by a coward. " Assist: " OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM " " Prey selling out prey? FUN. " Taunt: " Come on, just get a bit closer, you don't need to be that far away to shoot right? " " COWARD. GET OVER HERE. " Reacting to Taunt: " Oh-oh is that one of those jokes? Am I supposed to laugh... ? Oh. . HAHAHAHAHA! " " Blabbering meat makes the easiest prey. " Tie: " So how do those weapons even work? Can you show me? " " Small body, yet strong prey. . . *Confused Growling* " Perfect Victory: " Aaaaand THATS how we do it in Noxus! I guess you have a lot to learn, just like me! " " YOU LIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF BEING FOOD. "

#jynxd #you can choose // ic

[desertduality]

If I could, I would eat Ad Astra like the cookie monster eats cookies. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

Your story telling is amazing btw.

AKSJJSJSJ thank you!!! :D

Writing fics is like baking homemade cookies and bringing them out to you guys akjsjsj im glad you like my storytelling!! <33

#asks #ad astra asks

[chaotic-tired-bastard]

Green, pink, mahogany, orange and yellow :3

We are now twin ouroboros (OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM)/j

And honestly you SHOULD listen to my playlists it doesn't matter that a good 75%~ of it is old classic rock or random things. and you should let me drive :) (no but you should I'm actually really good at driving it's a big point of pride for me)

and honestly whenever I see you post I'm just like !!!!!!!! bcs I'm like "mutual!!!! Beloved beast!!!!!"

#funny thing is that I love orange juice but can't eat actual oranges #and I never go outside so I probably need to touch grass more too lol #answers from the pit #I should probably make a tag for my mutuals

[moraxsthrone]

I'm so sorry idk how to insert a link on mobile but this is the ref: https://www.tumblr.com/moraxsthrone/713726764747210752/when-he-eats-you-out-first-thing-in-the?source=share

Wearing u down ¡Like a FEED BAG?!! Girl (gn) I don't even come here I'm just here for Diluc. Wth (in a good way!)

//CACKLING

no bc i know exactly what reference you're making and i wish i could take credit for that phrase but i actually picked it up from my favorite comedian (bill hicks) when he did his "randy pan the goat boy" bit //wheeze. but anyway...i'm glad it made you take the time to send this, friend lol!

#kel.answers 💌 #but y'all know as well as i do that itto would D E V O U R that pussy like OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM //bet

[iamthecomet]

i loveee chewing on plastic straws and strangely plastic spoons as well. damn we all have oral fixations.

I love that we have plastic chewers and paper chewers. But really, we're all just sticking stuff in our mouths that isn't supposed to be there. omnomnomnomnomnomnom

#comet comments #chase

[pinkviscera]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEE NOMNOMNOM

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE

[locowolf]

stop & shop finally had coffee ice cream omnomnomnomnomnomnom YIPPEE

[thebelinlegacy]

Roux: Momma! Look out!!

Lola: Not to worry, daughter! Zombies are all vegetarians!

Zombie: “Ssshhhroooommmsss...”

Zombie: “OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM... Skyyyyy... sooo manyy briiight colourssss....”

Don’t eat mushrooms you don’t know, kids.

#TheBelinLegacy #BelinGen4 #BelinGen4Part8 #Sims 3