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#Oh and did I mention smol and tol ships are like MY FAVORITE EVER
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Amy: "Alright, mister! You owe Howard and Bernadette an apology." Sheldon: "Perhaps you're right. I'm sorry for my behavior. I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate." Howard: "Don't worry about it." Amy: "Thank you." Sheldon: "Ain't she great?" Amy: *blushing* "Sheldon. . ." Sheldon: "Now how's about you get us a couple of beers!" *wallops Amy's behind with a good one* The Big Bang Theory 7x09 "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
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quietest-rebellion · 4 years
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Do the chaos household for that character meme you coward
Me upon realizing I have to explain what that is
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Basically it's the idea of my fav murder boys having to live together. This being Stefano, Eddie, and Higgs. @christmasace and I came up with this one night and it has been our main source of serotonin since.
I'm going to do the character break downs for them in the context of their original games though. So anyway, buckle in, lads, this'll be a long one. (Eddie and Higgs will be below the cut)
Stefano Valentini
How I feel about this character
Fav. Favest of favs. I would willingly die for this man in a heartbeat. His voice? Beautiful. His personality? Snarky. His art? Breath taking. The way that he has to fix his hair after getting shot with a smoke bolt? Hilarious. Me? I'm in love. Also the fact he put jokes outside of the theater is iconic. Anyway, Stefano was an appealing character from the moment I first saw him in Markiplier's playthrough. I didn't realize I'd fallen until I started crying at his death and Mark was like "I don't even feel a little bad!" Because then I was like "oh shit why am I crying" Also I believe Stefano is an undiagnosed autistic man with horrible PTSD and brain damage(obviously) and I will die on this hill. I could talk about how I feel about Stefano for pages but I won't right now.
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Me. Honestly I feel like Stefano is either an asexual aromantic, who only cares about his art, or he is a raging bisexual who is extremely picky with men since he himself is such a perfect man. As for actual ships though, I feel like Stefano is attracted to Sebastian and flirts with him throughout the game. I just don't really see the idea of Sebastian flirting back. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Emily Lewis. I love the idea of them being in a relationship, official or unofficial, and then things went south and he killed her. Stefano killed a lot of people before being put into STEM, why was this one so special he had to make a series of displays representing her? I don't know, just my thoughts.
My non-romantic OTP for this character
This is gonna sound weird, but I guess Theodore? Look, I just love the idea of Stefano driving Theodore insane and making him regret ever hiring him. And like, all the memes everyone makes about it? Amazing. (A personal favorite, also the one that I made) Plus, "You are special. You've always been special." Yeah, anyway I really need to know what the other half of that conversation was. Does Obscura count? I think she does. I see Stefano and Obscura's relationship being like that of a father and daughter or of a pet and an owner. He just loves her so much and he's so snippy when Sebastian gets to the theater the first time. "You did not appreciate my beautiful Obscura's performance." I imagine if you actually chose to fight and kill her in Ch. 7 he was really upset about it. Guardian is along the same lines as Obscura but I think Obscura has a higher place in his mind. 1. Because she is a camera and takes more photos for him. 2. There is confirmed to be more than one Guardian so he probably doesn't grow overly attached to any particular one, where there is only one Obscura. 3. Stefano seems to love whatever he did most recently the most, which is fair. As an artist, it really just Be Like That.
My unpopular opinion of this character
Unpopular only in the world of the game, but his art is good.  Actual unpopular opinion? Not sure I have one, tbh.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon
I say it literally all the time but I really want a prequel comic or SOMETHING to tell us more about him as character. What happened to his family? Why did he come to America? What war was he injured in?  Also the idea of him getting some dlc for the second game is still always on my mind, like, it could take place before and during the main game and it’s just us fucking around and making art and then catching Lily and fighting Sebastian. I am not gonna say that he didn’t deserve to die in canon, so really I wouldn’t change that.
Eddie Gluskin
How I feel about this character
Look... uh... I honestly am not sure how to describe my feelings for him. Because on one hand, is a misogynistic asshole who deserves literally everything that happened to him as an adult. But on the other hand, he was an abused child that grew into a hurt and sick adult. Also, when he’s not trying to kill you he is quite the gentleman.  Basically, I love this character, but I have no idea why and am slightly ashamed about it.
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Literally no one. This man should not be in a relationship with any of the canon characters. I’d like to imagine an AU where he is sane and settled down with a wife and had 2.5 kids and lived together in their house with a white picket fence but that isn’t going to happen obviously.
My non-romantic OTP for this character
Look, I know they never interact with each other, but Eddie and Trager. And like, not as friends really but more as weird acquaintances. They talk about surgeries and such, share a drink every now and then, complain about women, etc. 
My unpopular opinion of this character
He’s straight. 
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon
I just wish he would’ve been sent to a place that could actually help him instead of Mt. Massive. But then he wouldn’t be in the game, lmao. ALSO, there is a lot of unused Eddie dialogue in the files for the game. I really wish that all of them would have actually been included in the game. Some gems include: “Did I...? Oh lord. I forgot to give you an anesthetic, didn’t I? Eddie, you doofus! Would forget my own head if it was screwed on!” (Timestamp 16:32) “There you go. No, no, don’t cry. You’re not dying. I’m going to make you better.” (Timestamp 10:13) 
Higgs Monaghan
How I feel about this character
Garbage boy stink man. Just a rowdy, dirty boy. Pizza rat. Like, I sometimes have a difficult time imagining that he ran a company before he was a terrorist, because he doesn’t seem like a very organized person. Higgs is so multifaceted it’s impressive. In the game we only really get to see him a this asshole who wants to end the world. In his journals we see his hunt for power and want to be important. In his bunker we see the organized chaos of how his brain worked and how he operated his life. Not to mention the Peter Englert emails that are so well written. Anyway, I love him.  Plus I’m gonna mention something my sister(Thrushheart) pointed out when I was having her watch me play. He is the exact opposite of Sam. Examples: Sam hates being touched or touching people. Higgs is touching people as often as he can, including but not limited to even licking them. Sam is reconnecting the world, at first for Amelie, then for everyone he’s met along the way. Higgs is ending the world, at first for Amelie, then for himself(or possibly still for Amelie). Higgs is loud and bombastic while Sam is more quiet and reserved. Sam is smol and Higgs is tol.
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Look, I’m not gonna say that I do or do not ship Goldenbridges. I’m not sure how I feel about it because, as I said, Higgs and Sam are such contrasting personalities I don’t think it would work. Fragile. Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking, but I imagine they were together before he met Amelie. His betrayal would mean even more if this was true. And in his journals he only ever refers to Fragile as “his partner.” Now I know this was done to hide that they were his journals and because they were work partners, but it could also mean more. And of course we can’t forget the somber and clear writing, directly over his bed in his bunker. “Fragile forget you ever met me.” And how surprised he was to see her on the beach after the fight. The sad look he gave her as she caressed his face. Aaahhhh.
My non-romantic OTP for this character
I wasn’t sure whether to include Higgs relationship with Amelie here or in the last section. But he quite literally worshiped her and the ground she walked on so  🤷🏻‍♀️  I don’t feel like she ever really gave a fuck about him though. Amelie is extremely manipulative and proves that every time she opens her mouth so I have no doubt she told him whatever he wanted to hear so that he would help her.
The Veteran Porter. If you worked hard enough to get more than one star with this guy, you learn that he used to work for Higgs and that’s why he is reluctant to trust the UCA. I like to think that he and Higgs were good buddies before Amelie.
My unpopular opinion of this character
With likable villains it’s hard to figure what is a popular opinion and what is not. So I’m really not sure. Maybe just that he didn’t get enough screen time?
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon
Redemption ark! Redemption ark! Higgs is the one guy on this list where I’m like, “Okay, he saw the error in his ways. Maybe he gets a second chance.”
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Anyway, that’s all of them! If you actually read this whole thing, first of all... wow. Second of all, thanks! Here is a screenshot of these chaos boys from The Sims 4 as your reward. 
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99 gay-ish asks (I’m (mostly) not gay but I wanna see what I’m like anyway)
how tall are you? 5′6″
what is your body type? A little overweight
what is your favorite part about your body? My eyes
is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes
are you more outgoing or more shy? More shy but I wish I was more outgoing
are you more femme or butch? Femme
are you tol or smol? Average but I guess a little more tol
wine mom or vodka aunt? Vodka aunt
weird habit? Making graphs and lists
favorite meme? The guy checking out the other girl
do you sing in the shower? Yes
ever used a bow and arrow? At camp
are/were you a theatre kid? Kinda, I like theater and I took part in school musicals but I never fit in with the theater kids
have you ever seen a broadway musical? Yes
do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes and I love them 
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? No
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? I don’t have a single favorite but I have always dreamed of making the combo: Harry Potter Erotica + An Oedipus Complex = Being a Motherfucking Sorcerer
last movie you watched? Guardians of the Galaxy
behind the camera or in front of it? Behind
favorite tv show? Friends
meaning behind your url I studied psychology and I like to flirt
reason you joined tumblr It seemed funny
who’s your closest tumblr friend? Probably @cultured-pearl​
what’s something most people love that you hate? Tomato sauce
have you ever taken narcotics? Not for fun, maybe for prescription after surgery
have you had sex? Yes
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Not really
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? Probably something in Among Us
describe your passion without mentioning it. They’re cute
describe your best friend. Funny and nerdy
give us one thing about you that no one knows. If no one knows it why would I tell hundreds of strangers?
how do you feel right now? Ok
what is your biggest fear? Spiders
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? In A Crowd of Thousands from Anastasia
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? Probably going to college or something
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? Yes
something you fantasize about. Having shapeshifting powers or winning the lottery
last time you cried and why Yesterday from stress
what was the last thing that made you laugh? Probably a meme
do you really, truly miss someone right now? I miss a lot of people
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My parents or my boyfriend
the last time you felt broken? Yesterday
are you starting to realize anything? Nothing good
are you more dominant or more submissive? I guess dominant once I’m comfortable
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) I think you’re cute and funny
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older? My age plus or minus a few years
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. Tall, light skin, brown hair, freckles, hazel eyes
do you have any kinks? Not really
first thing you notice in a person? Their face
how can someone win your heart? Idk
been rejected by a crush? A lot
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? A lot
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No they are my parents
is trust a big issue for you? Not especially
did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yes I am with him now
is confidence cute? yes
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d be pissed and insecure
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? Yes
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Yes
do you want to get married Eventually
worst thing you’ve ever done? Jumped onto a kid’s arm on the playgound when he was below me on the jungle gym
three things that turn you on. Confidence, good hair, good face
who do you hate? Mitch McConnell
favorite term of endearment? Idk, it’s cutest when it’s specific to the person
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? Hayden Panettiere was probably my first celebrity girl crush
intimidating girls or kind girls? Kind
what do you look for in a possible partner? Sense of humor
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? Feminine
are you good at flirting? No
who was the first person you came out to? I haven’t had to come out
do you have any friends who are wlw? Yes
is your crush wlw? No
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? A girl on my Birthright Israel trip
write a short love poem to your crush/self? Nah
do you fall in love easily? Idk
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Not really
are you good at hiding your feelings? Not even a little bit
are you a forgiving person? Yeah
what is your “type?” Personality: class clown, confident, witty, sciencey. Looks: Light skin, dark hair, blue eyes
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? Fall asleep in his arms
tall girls or short girls? Tall
hugs or kisses? Hugs
twirl her around or get twirled? Get twirled
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? Thigh I guess, not a huge fan of either
hairline kisses or neck kisses? Neck
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? Hair
making out or soft kisses? Depends on the mood
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? Both
how confident are you in your sexuality? Mostly
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? Oh yes
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? Yes but not a close friend, most of the time I realize I like people before they get too close. And yes I have told some
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? I liked my first girl in 2nd grade but I still am like 98% straight
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? Idk, probably was just awkward
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? I liked the Nerdy Twin and Audrey from Rules of Engagement, and it was canon. A lot of people don’t like Audrey though for some reason
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? Nothing really
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? The israel trip
what is love to you? Idk
ask me anything. 
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gromvillage · 4 years
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odds bitch 🔪🐓
1. how tall are you?
almost 5′1″, we a short bitch
3. what is your favorite part about your body?
my calves are pretty solid
5. are you more outgoing or more shy?
depends on the situation, i’m outgoing when i really know the people i’m around but i can be pretty quiet when i’m in new situations
7. are you tol or smol?
we really smol
9. weird habit?
i don’t think it’s that weird but i take my water bottle almost everywhere with me?
11. do you sing in the shower?
yeah, especially if i have music. i suck at singing tho
13. are/were you a theater kid?
i wanted to be one but i joined drama club for the first semester of freshman year in high school and found it to be super clique-y so i quit so,,,,yeah
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
only high school musical 
17. favorite cards against humanity card?
i’ve sadly only played once so i don’t have a favorite
19. behind the camera or in front of it?
in front of it
21. meaning behind your url?
grom is like a beginner at skiing or surfing or like ‘extreme sport’ and i stay being a beginner so,,,
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
@nellotone!! also my closest real friend
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
that’s gonna be a negative ghostrider
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
i would like to think that i’m cool and edgy and adventurous but i stay being boring and too much of a rule follower 
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
what passion?? i only have one passion?  we confused by this and too tired to figure out what it means sorry.
31. give us one thing no one knows about you.
ummmm i think i’m getting sick right now? idk man
33. what is your biggest fear?
being abandoned by those closest to me maybe? or the unknown, that shit gives me anxiety
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
i think choosing not to go to my district high school. when i was in eighth grade you could submit and application and essay to go to like eight magnet schools in my county (almost like a mini college application process) and i chose to go to an ib school and some parts have been horrible about it but it’s made my high school experience so much better than i think it ever would have been if i’d just gone to the high school i was zoned for. i met so many amazing people, had incredible teachers, got an awesome opportunity to travel, and like to think that i was pushed to be a better student 
37. something you fantasize about.
someone loving me, that’s for sure
39. what was the last thing that made you laugh?
my manager as i was leaving work today, we were joking about how our lives have just been so much better since we met each other, she’s pretty cool
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
@nellotone again, they stay being my favorite person
43. are you starting to realize anything?
when reflecting on the last year, i realized i overcame some huge internal struggles and that i am actually really capable!! i used to be so anxious i had trouble going to scout events and i had a really rough job experience that was holding me back from getting another but this past year i worked super hard to not let these things hold me back
45. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
you respect me? you’re into me? you can give me a piggy back ride? idk man the standards are pretty low
47. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
ohhh two people. the first is so sweet and funny and she loves bon appetit and is always willing to talk about it with me and she’s goofy and her hands are super soft. the other i only kinda know from a distance but he seems sweet and caring and fun and,,,,the only problem is that they’re dating each other so that’s fun
49. first thing you notice in a person?
maybe their clothing? that’s kinda the first thing i notice on someone especially when i’m at work because i stay avoiding looking people in the eye as they approach me
51. been rejected by a crush?
ohhh hell yeah
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
i think it was my mom so we gonna pass
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
like mid-december? so sort of yeah
57. what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
i mean if i only like them and we’re not in a relationship there isn’t really anything i can do to stop them but if we’re in a relationship we definitely gonna have a talk
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
i’m guessing no
61. do you want to get married?
it’s not at the top of the priority list but if i found the right person at the right point in my life i could be into it
63. three things that turn you on.
someone being bigger than me, someone telling me what to do but in That One Way, someone scratching my head (i am not about to reveal how kinky my bitch ass is on tumblr sorry friends)
65. favorite term of endearment?
babe
67. intimidating girls or kind girls?
i’d like to think intimidating girls but i’m too afraid to actually talk to them
69 (heh nice). do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
how bout em all?
71. who was the first person you came out to?
unknowingly the daughter of a family friend cause i didn’t realize that what i was saying was Very Gay, but the first time making the conscious decision was to @nellotone
73. is your crush wlw?
one of them is!
75. write a short love poem to your crush/self?
we gonna pass, my poetry is shit
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
oh lots of things. i stole a lot of little stuff as a kid, i made some poor choices in general, some of the people i was friends with were kinda sus
79. are you a forgiving person?
on the outside yes, but on the inside i remember all the ways i think someone has wronged me
81. fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
fall asleep in her arms cause i am a bitch who just wants someone to take care of her
83. hugs or kisses?
why not both?
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
thigh kisses
87. play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
play with her hair
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
hugs around the waist cause we short af
91. when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
i know my face gets hot so i think i blush?? i never have a mirror around when i think i’m blushing lmao
93. how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
i think like seventh grade?
95. do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
maybe casey and izzie from atypical? it is totally cannon
97. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
this girl at work be kinda cute and she talked to me the other day so,,,,yeahhh
99. ask me anything.
you didn’t ask me anything chief what about that
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gnomebud · 4 years
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odds bitch 🔪🐓
1. how tall are you?
5’2 3/4” i am Small
3. what is your favorite part of your body?
hmm!! i like my arms a lot!
5. are you more outgoing or shy?
shy all the way lol
7. are you tol or smol?
smollllllllll
9. weird habit?
oh i have Many and i do not want to share oop
11. do you sing in the shower?
yes so much!! all the time!!! it’s literally all i do
13. are/were you a theater kid?
i have a lot of musicals i like but i am not a theater kid per se !! our drama program at school was very poorly run and now basically doesn’t exist bc one of the teachers got arrested and the other got fired 🤪
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
yes but i love ‘em
17. favorite cards against humanity card?
“getting really worried about global warning for a few seconds”
19. behind the camera or in front of it?
i like taking pictures but i can be very insecure abt photos being taken of me oof
21. meaning behind your name?
my name is nell and i like otamotones
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
@gromvillage and @diapensia and @faegoblin !!!!
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
hell nope aaaa
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
not as far as i can remember!
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
i’m too small and terrified to have a concrete goal or passion in life sorry
31. give us one thing about you that know one knows.
uhhhhhh i wanted to shave all of my hair off like seven times today
33. what is your biggest fear?
something coming out of the dark. also shootings.
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
dropping out of the ib program lmao fuck that
37. something you fantasize about.
holding @faegoblin’s hand and cuddling with them and drinking hot chocolate
39. what was the last thing that made you laugh?
my friends talking about the dick museum in iceland!
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
@faegoblin or @gromvillage or @idiot-worshipper
43. are you starting to realize anything?
what a terrifyingly ominous question. what am i meant to be realizing? is this about these asks? idk, right now i’m realizing that my feet are hot under the covers
45. i’ll only date you if you... (fill in the blank)
are @faegoblin
47. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
[cracks knuckles] ok so their name is alphie and they have dyed hair and a very cute face and glasses and i want to smooch their nose. they are super talented and crafty and can do all sorts of cool stuff like woodburning and cross stitching and pixel art !!! they have a very sweet voice and also constantly sound like they’re up to mischief, which they generally are. they love their family a lot and have very sweet cats and i love them so much :’)
49. first thing you notice in a person?
smile, i think!
51. been rejected by a crush?
that would have involved telling people my feelings when i had them, so no
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
bro that was my grandma 💀
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
we literally live 600 miles apart 😔
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know that you do?
yes because i message them like 753848384 times a day abt how much i want to hold their hand
61. do you want to get married?
yes !!!!!!!!!!!
63. three things that turn you on.
we are NOT getting this personal on a thursday evening no sir
65. favorite term of endearment?
honey or babe or (my) love or my flower ;—;
67. intimidating people or kind people?
kind?
69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous people?
i’m demi as fuck
71. who was the first person you came out to?
one of my friends in middle school over the fucking spotify messaging feature that they used to have
73. is your crush wlw?
neither of us are women!
75. write a short love poem to your crush/yourself?
again, too personal for a thursday evening
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
i vent a lot over texts but i also hate doing it in real life because that involves talking out loud !
79. are you a forgiving person?
depends
81. fall asleep in their arms or rub their back until they fall asleep in yours?
both but mostly the latter :’)
83. hugs or kisses?
both but mostly hugs!
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
we can have both,
87. play with their hair or stroke their tummy?
play with their hair :’’)
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
around the waist!
91. when you like someone do you blush or do you get butterflies in your stomach?
i blush like a motherfucking tomato
93. how old were you when you realized you were queer?
uhhh, seventh grade so about 12 or 13 i think?
95. do you have a favorite queer ship? is it canon?
beaujester and it’s HALF CANON BABEYYY
97. when was the last time someone made your heart flutter?
when @faegoblin literally said “honeymoon?” to me about a fucking dick museum
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xlazyunicornx · 4 years
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all of them pls
99 gay-ish asks
1. how tall are you?
- 1.65 m
2. what is your body type?
- I have an oval body shape
3. what is your favorite part about your body?
- My back
4. is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- Yes
5. are you more outgoing or more shy?
- I'm something inbetween, it also depends on the people I'm with/confronted with
6. are you more femme or butch?
- Femme
7. are you tol or smol?
- I'm again something in between
8. wine mom or vodka aunt?
- Vodka aunt
9. weird habit?
- Biting the insides of my cheeks
10. favorite meme?
- I love vines, especially the "Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book" one
11. do you sing in the shower?
- No
12. ever used a bow and arrow?
- Yes
13. are/were you a theatre kid?
- No
14. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
- No
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
- No
16. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
- No
17. favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
- I have sadly never played that game
18. last movie you watched?
- Pokémon Detective Pikachu
19. behind the camera or in front of it?
- Behind
20. favorite tv show?
- Almost anything on the channel TLC
21. meaning behind your url
- Well, I've had this username on twitter, instagram and snapchat already, which I all created when I was between 12-14 years old so I just went with it...I thought I was a unicorn because it was very popular to do so + like everything was unicorn themed and yuh
22. reason you joined tumblr
- To find better fanfiction (I'm coming from Wattpad)
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
- I don't have one I'd say I'm the closest to, I'm very close to a lot of my mutuals
24. what’s something most people love that you hate?
- The smell of gas
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
- No
26. have you had sex?
- No
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- Not really
28. worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
- I can't remember
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
- I don't really have a passion
30. describe your best friend.
- I don't have a best friend, I see all of my friends equally
31. give us one thing about you that no one knows.
- That I'm probably gonna be jobless after finishing school in July lol
32. how do you feel right now?
- I'm okay, not feeling anything negative
33. what is your biggest fear?
- Heights and depths
34. what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- Bounce Back by Little Mix
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
- To remove toxic people from it
36. have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
- Heeeeeell yeah
37. something you fantasize about.
- Very slow, passionate, vanilla sex; I imagine it to be very intimate and I love the idea of it
38. last time you cried and why
- November 21 because my friend told me face to face that her mum has cancer and I imagined how it would be if my mum had cancer and we basically cried our eyes out for a good half an hour
39. what was the last thing that made you laugh?
- Not a thing lol but my mum
40. do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- No
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- My two friends that I met when I changed schools
42. the last time you felt broken?
- When I found out one of my friend is in hospital and he texted me saying he feels like dying
43. are you starting to realize anything?
- Yes, that I'm probably jobless after finishing school in July yet again lmao
44. are you more dominant or more submissive?
- More dominant
45. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
- Show respect towards me, are honest, are reliable, are loyal and make me laugh
46. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
- Girls: The same age as me and younger
Boys: The same age as me and older
But I honestly am not picky, I take whoever catches my eye
47. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
- Well, I'm having this on-off crush on him, which isn't his fault, I'm complicated. He's taller than me (ca. 1.80 m), quite lanky and he has a deep voice. We went to the same primary school together and now are in the same grade again. He's very intelligent and he's tutoring me in business studies. He's super loud while speaking and talking. Confident indeed but not in an arrogant kind of way. He's a funny dude as well.
48. do you have any kinks?
- I haven't been sexually active yet so I don't know what I like to be honest
49. first thing you notice in a person?
- Teeth, hands, voice and manners/behavior
50. how can someone win your heart?
- By being respectful, loyal, honest, reliable and funny
51. been rejected by a crush?
- Heeeeeell yes
52. have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
- Heeeeeell yes
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- No
54. is trust a big issue for you?
- Yes but I'm working on it
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- No
56. is confidence cute?
- Yes
57. what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
- I would be happy for him, I'm in no position to be angry towards him. Of course, I'd be a bit sad but it's my fault for not confessing.
58. would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
- No
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
- No
60. ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- Yes
61. do you want to get married?
- No
62. worst thing you’ve ever done?
- Lie to someone that means a lot to me (for example my mum)
63. three things that turn you on
- Humor, loyalty and honesty
64. who do you hate?
- I don't hate anyone, hate is a strong word. Nobody comes to my mind either.
65. favorite term of endearment?
- hugging and cuddling
66. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
- 100% CL of 2NE1
67. intimidating girls or kind girls?
- Kind girls
68. what do you look for in a possible partner?
- I'm repeating myself a lot, lol. But honesty, reliability, loyalty and humor.
69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
- feminine or androgynous girls but yet again, it doesn't matter
70. are you good at flirting?
- I'm okay at it
71. who was the first person you came out to?
- My ex best friend
72. do you have any friends who are wlw?
- Yes
73. is your crush wlw?
- No
74. last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
- No one
75. write a short love poem to your crush/self
- I'm not good at writing poems
76. do you fall in love easily?
- I've never been in love, it was just crushes until now
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
- Oh yes
78. are you good at hiding your feelings?
- It depends but usually yes
79. are you a forgiving person?
- Yes
80. what is your “type?”
- Generally look at question 68. But for girls, I like ones that are smaller and shorter than me too. For boys, I like boys my height or taller.
81. fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
- Depends on how tired I am. If I'm really tired fall asleep in her arms, if not rub her back until she falls asleep in mine.
82. tall girls or short girls?
- Short girls but I honestly don't mind again
83. hugs or kisses?
- Hugs
84. twirl her around or get twirled?
- Twirl her around
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
- Tummy kisses
86. hairline kisses or neck kisses?
- Neck kisses
87. play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
- Stroke her tummy
88. making out or soft kisses?
- Soft kisses
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
- Hugs around the waist
90. how confident are you in your sexuality?
- Very confident
91. when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
- I get butterflies in my stomach
92. have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
- No
93. how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
- I was 15
94. most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
- Probably trip
95. do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
- Yo, I love the concept or Jihyo and Sana, oh my God. Or Hwasa and Wheein. Those ships are most likely not canon but who knows? We might never find out.
96. what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
- There hasn't been anything yet
97. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
- Just a bit more than a week ago
98. what is love to you?
- When a person brings out the best in you and supports you and you do the same.
99. ask me anything. > would you kiss on a roof or in a car?
- Both
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evesbeve · 5 years
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~All. Of. Them.~ ☺
99 gay-ish asks
… you know WHAT.
FINE.
I’LL DO ALL OF THEM.
LONG ANSWER UNDER THE TAG, HA V E FUN-
1. how tall are you?
I am 159cm aka 5′3ft!
2. what is your body type?
According to the first Google Image result I got, it’s between “Banana Shape” and “Apple Shape”. I have no idea who came up with these terms. But there you go.
3. what is your favorite part about your body?
My nails-
4. is your current hair color your natural hair color?
My hair is brunette, which is also my natural hair color!
5. are you more outgoing or more shy?
I’d like to think I’m outgoing, but we all know the truth rip
6. are you more femme or butch?
Depends on the day-
7. are you tol or smol?
I definitely wouldn’t call myself tol, so smol, I guess!
8. wine mom or vodka aunt?
Sober Mom
9. weird habit?
The door has to be either fully closed or fully open. Don’t fite me on this-
10. favorite meme?
Too many to count, but this is one of my favourites right now-
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but also like, most of my faves at the moment are actually memes with pictures of me and my friends XD
11. do you sing in the shower?
Hell yes!!
12. ever used a bow and arrow?
Yep!
13. are/were you a theatre kid?
(Answered here)
14. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
Nope, but I’ve seen Aladdin’s counterpart to broadway in London! So it’s like, the exact same thing, but in London XD
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes. Do I think it makes them less enjoyable though? Nope.
16. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
It’s a complicated story, but I have!
17. favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
Gooood, it’s been so long since I’ve played CAH! I have no idea ;;
18. last movie you watched?
I think it was Far From Home!
19. behind the camera or in front of it?
I’m usually the one taking pictures and filming my friends (they better thank me in 10 years) but to be honest, I wish they’d take some more pics of me to look back to too. I do enjoy filming though, so I guess behind!
20. favorite tv show?
Right now, it’s definitely The Umbrella Academy!
21. meaning behind your url
My name is Evelina, and I am online
22. reason you joined tumblr
To follow a project I used to like on YouTube ^^
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
I mean, @clumsinessinperson, @xxwhisperapplexx, @hollsheadcanons and @spinharmony started out as tumblr friends, but now we’ve known each other for more than a year and they’re my best friends in the world ;w;
24. what’s something most people love that you hate?
Olives. Peas. Crocs.
uPDATE: i READ THAT QUESTION WRONG, I THOUGHT IT SAID THE OPPOSITE, I LOVE ALL THESE THREE THINGS
I do hate BBQ sauce with PASSION though-
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
I mean, only when I got my teeth extracted XD
26. have you had sex?
Nope.
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
I’ve never sneaked out before, so nah. My phone caught me on my phone at 5am once, does that count?
28. worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
(Answered here)
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
The ocean’s waves clash at the coast. They drown in themselves. They help the boats move. But sometimes, the ocean is quiet.
30. describe your best friend.
Nearly impossible to describe a 100 people in one sentence, but none of them have braincells.
31. give us one thing about you that no one knows.
NOT AGAIN, ANSWERED HERE.
32. how do you feel right now?
Energetic!!
33. what is your biggest fear?
Dying
34. what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
(Answered here)
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
Honestly, uploading my stories.
36. have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
MANY TIMES. But hey, that’s life. And that doesn’t mean that it’ll always disappoint you. Keep trying, everyone!
37. something you fantasize about.
MEETING MY ONLINE FRIENDS IRL ;W;
38. last time you cried and why
This morning because I had a fight with my mom lmao
39. what was the last thing that made you laugh?
Me.
40. do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Sure do *dabs*
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
@xxwhisperapplexx​, @clumsinessinperson​, @aesthetically-bitching​ and my other irl fren who doesn’t have tumblr but he is a dumbass!!
42. the last time you felt broken?
SEE 38, RIP (I’m okay now tho, dw!)
43. are you starting to realize anything?
I wanna be a director or a scriptwriter or something!! Just work in the movies!!
44. are you more dominant or more submissive?
Dominant, but I can be just as submissive!
45. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
I’ll only date you if I love you?? Why would I date someone I don’t love?
46. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
Uhhh look, I’m 16, so the same age, lol. And even if I was older, age doesn’t matter as long as it’s not creepy and predatory, you know?
47. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
I don’t have a crush at the moment, thANK GOD.
48. do you have any kinks?
Bye.
49. first thing you notice in a person?
(Answered here)
50. how can someone win your heart?
Step One: Stan Ben Hargreeves.
51. been rejected by a crush?
Nop. Never confessed-
52. have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes.
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
No.
54. is trust a big issue for you?
I mean, I wouldn’t trust someone I just met with my life, but I do have faith in people ^^
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
I do not,,, have a crush,,,
56. is confidence cute?
Everything positive is cute.
57. what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
I don’t like someone right now but if it were to happen, I wouldn’t say anything? It’s their life.
58. would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
Everyone makes me laugh. I must hate the person then XD
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH AAAAA
60. ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Yes, like a bazillion times.
61. do you want to get married
I’m open to it!
62. worst thing you’ve ever done?
Honestly, I was trying to think of a serious answer, I PROMISE, but then I remembered that when I was little my parents had pissed me off so badly, and I quoted a Barbie movie that said “You’re ruining my life!” like an angry toddler.
Then they threatened to never let me watch Barbie again because it was a bad influence, anD I MEAN. It was what it was XD
Note: They never banned Barbie.
63. three things that turn you on.
How did you know I was an android.
64. who do you hate?
Hate is a strong word, lmao.
65. favorite term of endearment?
Unironically, it’s “boo” XD
66. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS A QUESTION LIKE THAT, honestly I do not remember. Probably someone from Winx.
67. intimidating girls or kind girls?
Both are valid.
68. what do you look for in a possible partner?
I don’t look, they hit me in the head.
69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
All. All the girls.
70. are you good at flirting?
Yes, actually XD
71. who was the first person you came out to?
Probably @aesthetically-bitching​, I think!
72. do you have any friends who are wlw?
yeet
73. is your crush wlw?
don’t have a crush, but used to-
74. last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
I have no idea, I’ve known I was bi since 6th grade.
75. write a short love poem to your crush/self?
Not all the steps you walked on are stableBut that’s okayReaching the top requires a few
76. do you fall in love easily?
I’ve only fallen like in love twice. Crushes are way different, and I’d say kinda…?
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
Yeah. But I hate talking about it.
78. are you good at hiding your feelings?
Yep. If you notice I’m sad, I want you to notice I’m sad.
79. are you a forgiving person?
Mhm!
80. what is your “type?”
Ironically, Eudora Patch from The Umbrella Academy is a very good depiction of my type. (Note: Personality wise. Looks genuinely don’t matter to me, everyone is BEAUTIFUL.)
81. fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
I am a little spoon inside and out-
82. tall girls or short girls?
Doesn’t matter-
83. hugs or kisses?
Hugs!! kisses kinda make me uncomfortable most of the time to be honest
84. twirl her around or get twirled?
b O T H
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
Tummy-
86. hairline kisses or neck kisses?
Hairline,,,
87. play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
Hair!!
88. making out or soft kisses?
Soft kisses, definitely. Not that I’ve kissed anyone before, but oh well XD
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
Neck…? I’d say neck.
90. how confident are you in your sexuality?
It took me a while, but I am very confident in it right now!
91. when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
Butterflies™
92. have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
I have, and I told them absolutely nothing
93. how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
*shrugs* young XD
94. most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
All girls are cute girls. So many things.
95. do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
THIS QUESTION IS STRESSING ME OUT, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE. Honestly, Alphys and Undyne are a hard one to top, aND ALSO CANON
96. what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
“You’re just confused.”
97. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
… I don’t know what to tell you.
98. what is love to you?
Love is complicated.
To me, it’s not about having a partner. Actually, loving someone regardless of romantic feelings is way more important, in my opinion. These things can co-exist, and loving a friend is just as important loving a lover.
The lack of it can hurt, especially being forced out of it. But feeling love? I don’t know. It’s one of the most beautiful feelings ever. I feel so lucky to be surrounded by it.
I really love this article on it! It’s about the 8 types of love the ancient greeks had, and as I greek person myself, I think highly of it. I highly recommend reading it!
99. ask me anything. (bUt since no one specified, I’ll ask myself: Why do this and what did I learn from this?)
I did this because I am stubborn. Also I genuinely liked the questions XD
What I learned from this experience is that I really love answering questions, oops-
If you made it this far, I don’t know what to tell you. You deserve a golden star, my dude.
ANYWAY, NEVER AGAIN.
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notalk-justthought · 4 years
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all of them >:3c
ooooh boiiiii time for some gay-ish answers :luigidab:
how tall are you? -5′2
what is your body type? -uhhh idk 
what is your favorite part about your body? -my hands,,, perfect for handholding,,,, 
is your current hair color your natural hair color? -yeah
are you more outgoing or more shy? -shy i guess
are you more femme or butch? -neither
are you tol or smol? -smol
wine mom or vodka aunt? -hard cider cousin
weird habit? -i can’t think of one right now :I
favorite meme? -there are so many memes, i can’t choose lol
do you sing in the shower? -nah
ever used a bow and arrow? -once
are/were you a theatre kid? -kinda? i’ve taken theater classes, but i wasn’t a Theater Kid^TM
have you ever seen a broadway musical? -ye
do you think musicals are cheesy? -they can be
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? -yeah
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? -Bees?
last movie you watched? -Grave of the Fireflies 
behind the camera or in front of it? -behind
favorite tv show? -i don’t watch enough shows to say a fav
meaning behind your url -i don’t talk much but boy do i think
reason you joined tumblr -i thought “why not?” and here I am, still here 6 years later
who’s your closest tumblr friend? -probs @one-for-all-plus-ultra 
what’s something most people love that you hate? -something i’m sure, can’t think of it rn
have you ever taken narcotics? -nope
have you had sex? -no
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? -nothing really bad, just dumb on my part
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? -idk
describe your passion without mentioning it. -idk uhhh
describe your best friend. -successful, taller than me, gives great hugs, knows what she’s doing with her life
give us one thing about you that no one knows. -idk if i ever stole something or not cuz I was either really young, or it just happened in a dream, but I’ll never know
how do you feel right now? -im tired
what is your biggest fear? all my friends leaving me
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? -i cannot think of a song rn
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? -idk if that’s happened yet haha
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? -yea
something you fantasize about. -being in a healthy relationship :sadclown:
last time you cried and why -last week when I watched Grave of the Fireflies
what was the last thing that made you laugh? -some video on tumblr idk what it was
do you really, truly miss someone right now? -*yeah britney spears gif*
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? -myself
the last time you felt broken? -probably earlier this year
are you starting to realize anything? -there’s so much going on and idk what i’m gonna do with my life
are you more dominant or more submissive? -idk
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) -fuck dude idk my own dating standards
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older? -older
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. -n/a
do you have any kinks? -let’s not talk about it
first thing you notice in a person? -their humor
how can someone win your heart? -if you can cook good food,,, gotdam
been rejected by a crush? -ye
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? -oH YEAH ;-;
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? -no, that’d be real awkward
is trust a big issue for you? -yeah 
did you hang out with the person you like recently? -no
is confidence cute? -i guess 
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? -good for them (if i liked someone)
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? -no, gotta have similar a sense of humor
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? -no, i don’t have a crush
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? -probably
do you want to get married -maybe, maybe not
worst thing you’ve ever done? -i don’t wanna say
three things that turn you on. -idk lol
who do you hate? -no one 
favorite term of endearment? -baby or love or my love 
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? -there are so many,,,, one was vanessa hudgens for celebs, Elizabeth Swan in pirate of the Caribbean 
intimidating girls or kind girls? -kind with some intimidation
what do you look for in a possible partner? -good humor, good communication skills, can be silly and serious
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? -androgynous
are you good at flirting? -haha nope
who was the first person you came out to? -daria
do you have any friends who are wlw? -yeah
is your crush wlw? -i dont have a crush
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? -idk
write a short love poem to your crush/self? -i haven’t
do you fall in love easily? -sometimes
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? -yeah
are you good at hiding your feelings? -kind of?
are you a forgiving person? -yeah
what is your “type?” -i dont even know anymore
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? -rub her back until she falls asleep in my arms
tall girls or short girls? -yeAH
hugs or kisses? -hugs
twirl her around or get twirled? -twirl her around
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? -thigh,,
hairline kisses or neck kisses? -neck
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? -play with her hair
making out or soft kisses? -soft,,, kis,,,
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? -i just like hugs okay
how confident are you in your sexuality? -sometimes
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? -yeah,,,
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? -yeah,, but i didn’t tell them 
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? -uhh fully, like 15
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? -something i’m sure lol
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? -yumikuri back in my snk days.... was canon, but not good enough :sadclown:
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? -no one’s told me anything bad to my face about my sexuality
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? -like early 2018
what is love to you? -i think it’s when you can be open with others and be there for them, and just be yourself around them. 
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sizzleitupwithmaria · 5 years
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the challenge is on, foolish mortal
1. how tall are you?
5 feet 7 inches
2. what is your body type?
i’m shaped like an hourglass but i’m also a lil chubby
3. what is your favorite part about your body?
i occasionally like my face and this is a little bit weird but i have pretty good tits
4. is your current hair color your natural hair color?
yep!
5. are you more outgoing or more shy
dude i’m shy af
6. are you more femme or butch?
i’m a pretty solid futch
7. are you tol or smol?
i’m tol bitch!!
8. wine mom or vodka aunt?
i feel like i’m a vodka aunt, but i’m also 14 and don’t commit crimes
9. weird habit?
i stick my tongue out whenever i’m super focused and i used to be really self conscious about it
10. favorite meme?
my current favorite is the shen yun memes but i don’t have an all time favorite
11. do you sing in the shower?
no bc the bathroom is right next to my parent’s bedroom :):):)
12. ever used a bow and arrow?
yeah i was in girl scouts for a while
13. are you/were you a theater kid?
see basically all of my vent posts and you’ll find the answer (i’m in a weird relationship with theater right now, but we’ll have to see how sophomore year turns out)
14. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
yeah!! i’m also seeing another one in 112 days lol
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
some are, but that doesn’t make them bad
16. have you ever been part of a protest or a march?
yeah, i went to march for our lives last year!!
17. favorite cards against humanity card?
i don’t actually own or play CAH, but i like “Bees.”
18. last movie you watched?
newsies, but that was only to grab screenshots lol (maura will know)
19. behind the camera or in front of it?
both!!
20. favorite tv show?
uhhhhh frasier? 
21. meaning behind your url
sizzle it up with taako is a taz reference
22. reason you joined tumblr
i have no fucking idea bc it was so long ago
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
i’d say @baura-bear but i’ve also known her irl for 8 years? i don’t actually have any purely tumblr friends, feel free to hmu
24. what’s something most people love that you hate?
most foods
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
considering that i had to look up what that meant, the answer is no
26. have you ever had sex?
i’m 14
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or anything bad?
nope, i lead a pretty boring life (i’d actually sneak out quite often if my bedroom wasn’t on the second floor)
28. worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
i’ve told my dad that i love him before
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
i’m currently at a crossroads with it and it’s pretty stressful for me rn but i’m committed to getting better and not crying daily over it
30. describe your best friend
i don’t actually think i have a solid enough relationship with anyone to have a best friend lol
31. give us one thing about you that no one knows
OH UHHHH i pop my acne?? that might be obvious if you look at my face tho
32. how do you feel right now?
pretty solid, i have a little bit of a headache and i’m a bit sad but i’m doing okay
33. what is your biggest fear?
failure, but that’s probably just bc i set so high expectations for myself lol
34. what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
breakfast in america by supertramp
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
maybe quitting band and strings in 5th grade or quitting track
36. have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
OH YEAH but we’re not gonna talk about that right now
37. something you fantasize about
i always dream of living in a tiny nyc apartment with a beautiful wife and working at some nondescript company and shopping in my free time
38. last time you cried and why
??? i actually don’t know. i nearly cried last night bc my dad was nearly yelling at me, we’re not gonna get into that though
39. what was the last thing that made you laugh?
i put a stupid snapchat filter on my face
40. do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yeah
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking about anything with?
my own self?? i have trust issues lol
42. the last time you felt broken?
maybe this morning just bc i had a weird dream and was processing it lol
43. are you starting to realize anything?
yeah
44. are you more dom or sub?
sub, but just in general, i haven’t ever had sex
45. i’ll only date you if _____
you’re a woman? i don’t have many standards lol
46. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
okay this question is probably geared more towards adults but as a freshman, i’m fine with dating sophomores and juniors, and maybe 8th graders?? that’s a little iffy though
47. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail
ummm i’m not sure if it’s a crush anymore but she’s tall, skinny, had black hair that she dyes often but it never shows, she dresses similar to me, she’s a photographer, and i think she might be into me :/
48. do you have any kinks?
yes but i’ll never tell anybody even if they paid me money
49. first thing you notice in a person?
uhhh their outfit?
50. how can someone win your heart?
by loving me a lot and dealing with my weird personality
51. been rejected by a crush?
i’ve only asked a crush out once and that went pretty well so no
52. have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
yes, who hasn’t?
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
nope
54. is trust a big issue for you?
is the sky blue?
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
nope, we’ve been meaning to for a while though
56. is confidence cute?
sometimes, just don’t be weird to other people
57. what would you say if the person you like kissed another person?
i wouldn’t care LMAO
58. would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
probably not
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
maybe?? my interactions with her have been a blur lmao
60. ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
oh yeah
61. do you want to get married?
yes, but purely to flex the fact that i can get gay married
62. worst thing you’ve ever done?
idk probably self harmed
63. three things that turn you on
1. women
2. women
3. women
64. who do you hate?
nobody, really
65. favorite term of endearment?
sweetheart/love GET ME EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! if i ever write some romance y’all will see
66. who was your gay awakening?
idk if you count this as a gay awakening but once when i was like four i said to my dad “if i could marry anyone, i’d marry sarah” (one of my friends) (holy shit i just got kind of sad remembering her i liked her a lot and she had a cool family i need to see if she has an ig)
67. intimidating girls or kind girls?
both at the same time
68. what do you look for in a possible partner
women
69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
tbh the only styles that are off the table for me are hyper masculine and hyper feminine, anyone else is great
70. are you good at flirting?
i don’t have the confidence to flirt lol
71. who was the first person you came out to?
my friends ellie and lilli, at the same time, on accident
72. do you have any friends who are wlw?
the question is do i have friends that aren’t wlw 
73. is your crush wlw?
i believe so
74. last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
this one junior boy who.... oh boy... he’s not hot at all but he’s so nice to literally everyone
75. write a short love poem to your crush/self?
i don’t feel like i’m attached enough to my crush to write a poem to them
76. do you fall in love easily?
i think so
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
yeah
78. are you good at hiding your feelings?
oh hell yeah, at least i think so
79. are you a forgiving person?
depends on what the person did
80. what is your type?
i don’t really have one? being taller than me is nice
81. fall asleep in her arms or tub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
both, with a preference for the first one
82. tall girls or short girls?
TOL
83. hugs or kisses
both, especially at the same time
84. twirl her around or get twirled?
both!!
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
tummy!! thigh kisses are a bit too close to the pussy for my taste
86. hairline kisses or neck kisses?
hairline
87. play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
both!!!!!!!!!
88. making our or soft kisses
soft kisses
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
both, it just depends on the situation
90. how confident are you in your sexuality?
probably 80%
91. when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
idk if i ever blush but i have to REALLY like someone to get butterflies
92. have you ever likes a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
i have multiple times but i’ve only told someone once
93. how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
11 or 12
94. most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
idk, i tend to forget those things
95. do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
i honestly don’t ship many lesbians lmao. can i count my own ocs? bc julia and emily are great
96. what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
i don’t think i’ve actually had anything negative said about my sexuality directly to me, so i’m a bit lucky
97. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
i honestly have no idea
98. what is love to you?
when we make each other happy
99. ask me anything
i mean my ask is always open if anyone wants to do this
thanks for listening to me be super gay and sad for a little bit
#:)
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death-noot · 5 years
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Gay-ish odds 👀
how tall are you? about 5′9what is your favorite part about your body? my boobs r pretty good are you more outgoing or more shy? shy deffo are you tol or smol? tol weird habit? i stand on one leg if im concentrating do you sing in the shower? nah are/were you a theatre kid? nope do you think musicals are cheesy? love em favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? lactation behind the camera or in front of it? depends meaning behind your url that pingu meme who’s your closest tumblr friend? it u ! have you ever taken narcotics? dont even know what that is bro have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? nahdescribe your passion without mentioning it. things that sound nice give us one thing about you that no one knows. i take medication for acne what is your biggest fear? heightszswhat is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? meeting up with rach something you fantasize about. just like,, living and being all domestic with her what was the last thing that made you laugh? my cat getting scared of a bag poor dudewho do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? rach orr my friend madiare you starting to realize anything? dont think so i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) make me feel comfortable 
first thing you notice in a person? eyes or hairbeen rejected by a crush? ye
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? what if i already do did you hang out with the person you like recently? no :(what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? depends on the type of kissdoes the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? she sure does do you want to get married i never use to but like now i do lmao three things that turn you on. grabbing, lip biting, neck kisses favorite term of endearment? baby girl intimidating girls or kind girls? why not both do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? i have no preference who was the first person you came out to? my sister is your crush wlw? yewrite a short love poem to your crush/self? oh jeEz i havent done this in a lONG TIME this is v bad but whatever Her eyes are the deepest, warmest brown you have ever seenthe more you look at them the more variation in colours you see and the more in love you fall is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? a few things are you a forgiving person? i consider myself to be fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? all of the above hugs or kisses? hugs tbhtummy kisses or thigh kisses? thigh play with her hair or stroke her tummy? hair hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? waist when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? yesjesus how old were you when you realized you were into girls? like 12 do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? i feel like im too old for these kinds of questions when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? she literally doesthis to me every day 
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i-can-be-king-again · 3 years
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99 gay-ish asks (I’m (mostly) not gay but I wanna see what I’m like anyway)
how tall are you? 5′3″
what is your body type? thin
what is your favorite part about your body? my lips? idk lol
is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes
are you more outgoing or more shy? More shy
are you more femme or butch? Femme
are you tol or smol? definitely smol lol
wine mom or vodka aunt? Vodka aunt
weird habit? Making graphs and lists
favorite meme? That tiktok where this girl talked about how girls shed their skin like reptiles and the guy was so conflicted whether to believe it or not lmao
do you sing in the shower? Yes
ever used a bow and arrow? no but I want to!
are/were you a theatre kid? I was too socially anxious to be in theatre lol
have you ever seen a broadway musical? Yes
do you think musicals are cheesy? I'm not sure lol, depends on the story
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? No
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? I can never remember any of them to have a favorite 
last movie you watched? Soul
behind the camera or in front of it? Behind
favorite tv show? The Good Place
meaning behind your url It was from a song called King by lauren aquilina
reason you joined tumblr It seemed fun
who’s your closest tumblr friend? I have several that are equally close
what’s something most people love that you hate? Tomatoes and beans
have you ever taken narcotics? No
have you had sex? Yes
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? I never snuck out or did anything bad lol
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? Probably something in Among Us
describe your passion without mentioning it.  👑 
describe your best friend. Funny and very witty
give us one thing about you that no one knows. I’m not giving away confidential information lol
how do you feel right now? depressed
what is your biggest fear? I don’t know, having anxiety makes me afraid of everything lol
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? In
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? Probably going to college or something
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? Yes
something you fantasize about. Having shapeshifting powers or winning the lottery
last time you cried and why Yesterday from stress
what was the last thing that made you laugh? a meme
do you really, truly miss someone right now? my friends mostly
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My mom
the last time you felt broken? today actually
are you starting to realize anything? mostly that I chose the wrong degree cause I can’t find any jobs
are you more dominant or more submissive? more sub
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) I think you’re cute, easy to talk to, and funny
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?  the range is 5 years younger to 5 years older
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. no thanks lol
do you have any kinks? Not really
first thing you notice in a person? Their face
how can someone win your heart? Idk
been rejected by a crush? All of them
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? every person I’ve had feelings for never liked me back lmao
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? No
is trust a big issue for you? Sort of?
did you hang out with the person you like recently? no :(
is confidence cute? always
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I’d avoid talking to them
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? No
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? maybe? I don’t know
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? always
do you want to get married not really
worst thing you’ve ever done? accidentally broke my sister’s arm when we were young while playing
three things that turn you on. I'm not sure lol, depends on the person I guess
who do you hate? myself lmao
favorite term of endearment? depends on the person
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? I never had one
intimidating girls or kind girls? Kind
what do you look for in a possible partner? Sense of humor, if I can feel comfortable with them, and trust
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? Feminine and androgynous
are you good at flirting? I'm not sure
who was the first person you came out to? I haven’t had to come out
do you have any friends who are wlw? no :/
is your crush wlw? yes
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? I’m bi so I can like whoever the F I want lmao
write a short love poem to your crush/self? Nah
do you fall in love easily? Not anymore
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? a lot of things lol
are you good at hiding your feelings? I'm so good that one of my previous crushes thought I was asexual lol
are you a forgiving person? depends on the situation
what is your “type?” Personality: class clown, confident, witty, sciencey. Looks: nothing specific but mostly between average and supermodel attractive
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? Fall asleep in his arms
tall girls or short girls? I'm fine with both
hugs or kisses? Hugs
twirl her around or get twirled? Get twirled
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? Thigh
hairline kisses or neck kisses? Neck
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? Hair
making out or soft kisses? Depends on the mood
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? Both
how confident are you in your sexuality? not at all lol
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? Oh yes
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? Yes, I've never told them because it usually led to rejection
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? I think around my early 20s
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? I’ve done anything embarrassing in front of one yet lol
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? I haven’t found one yet
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? People asked for a threesome.  With women, they said they didn’t like that I can also like men and I'm “unclean” because I've done it with a man 🙄
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? in high school
what is love to you? Idk
ask me anything.
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myheartsoarsforyou · 4 years
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The gay asks, as many as you feel like doing. Starting at 1 stop when you feel like it
Oh, you don’t know what you’ve signed up for. I’ll put it under a readmore, lol. 
Just to note: Probably going to do most, if not all of them, so there you go. :)
how tall are you? 5′6″
what is your body type? Chubby, but curves are still there.
what is your favorite part about your body? Ehh, I don’t really like any part. My eyes, I guess?
is your current hair color your natural hair color? For now, but as soon as I’m able to get to my salon I’m dyeing it
are you more outgoing or more shy? Depends on the setting but for the most part definitely shy
are you more femme or butch? Femme I guess? I dunno, I’d argue probably somewhere in-between but leaning towards femme. 
are you tol or smol? Height wise? I guess kinda tol? Iunno I don’t think I’m either but hey! lol
wine mom or vodka aunt? Vodka aunt, but I don’t drink much anymore.
weird habit? Uhh idk?
favorite meme? Don’t talk me i angy
do you sing in the shower? Oh yes, especially if I have music going lol
ever used a bow and arrow? Not yet!
are/were you a theatre kid? Nope, 
have you ever seen a broadway musical? Not in person? 
do you think musicals are cheesy? Probably but that’s half the fun.
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? I wish, especially right now, but I would probably break down around that many people. I support as much as I can.
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? I don’t think I have a favorite?
last movie you watched? Silent Hill: Revelations
behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, 100%. I hate having my picture taken. i’ll make exceptions, but. 
favorite tv show? Mmmh... it used to be Supernatural but I don’t really watch TV. Maybe ATLA? I’m rewatching/finishing that sporadically.
meaning behind your url He makes my heart soar higher than ever.
reason you joined tumblr A looong time ago, because of SPN. 
who’s your closest tumblr friend? I don’t really talk to people on tumblr ?? I’m just kinda... here
what’s something most people love that you hate? Iunno o.o
have you ever taken narcotics? Technically yes I have
have you had sex? Mhmm
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Err, yeah. I got caught with a ‘friend’ of mine when I was younger. Woops.
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? I don’t remember any? I don’t know. 
describe your passion without mentioning it. Escape, building something completely new with friends, making friends within a universe you help shape, seeing and doing more fantastiscal things than could be done in real life. 
describe your best friend. I have two people I consider best friends. An artist, an activist, passionate about her work, heartfelt and exciteable. Another artist, unsure of his work but talented none the less, overly critical of himself. 
give us one thing about you that no one knows. I don’t think there’s much if anything that my bf doesn’t know about me?
how do you feel right now? my tummy hurts
what is your biggest fear? Losing him. 
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Love Me - NU’EST
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far? Definitely sticking it out and staying close to my bf before we got together and persuing things when the opportunity arose. 
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? Very often in my life rn tbh
something you fantasize about. Living with my love in a 3 bedroom house with our little domestic zoo and being happy. 
last time you cried and why Saturday, multiple times. It was a rough day and was thinking a lot about my cousin (long story short he’s no longer around)
what was the last thing that made you laugh? Probably my boyfriend. 
do you really, truly miss someone right now? I miss my bf because I haven’t seen him irl in two years and it kills me. 
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Bf
the last time you felt broken? Saturday again because of the aforementioned. 
are you starting to realize anything? That I will put up with a lot if I feel like I have to to see him. 
are you more dominant or more submissive? Definitely submissive, but I have my moments. 
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) Mmm, I don’t really have strict qualifications. Treat me well, tell me if something’s up, and just love me. But I have that right now, so I guess the strict qualification is if he agrees & We’re good to be a polycule. 
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older? I used to say strictly older, but honestly AS LONG AS it’s legal and moral either or. Bf’s two years younger than me and more mature than anyone older than me that I’ve been with so lol. 
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail. My height, great eyes, gorgeous to me, dyed-red hair, avid gamer, tattoo enthusiast. He’s passionate regardless of how he sees it, and he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I love every part of him and I will even if things change. 
do you have any kinks? Many. Lol. 
first thing you notice in a person? Depends, sometimes eyes, sometimes voice, sometimes approachability lol.
how can someone win your heart? You’d have to ask my bf
been rejected by a crush? Yep! 
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Oh yes lol
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Actual texts? No. But if discord messages count - yes. lol
is trust a big issue for you? Yes
did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yes
is confidence cute? It can be, but there’s a fine line between it and arrogance. 
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? It depends entirely on the situation. Did we agree on a romantic/sexual third? Sure. If not I’d probably be pretty upset. 
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Probably not. 
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do? I should DEFINITELY hope so lmao
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I’ve been in high school. 
do you want to get married I do, though I never thought I’d be able to say that
worst thing you’ve ever done? Probably cheating on someone I cared about with someone I should’ve never involved myself with. 
three things that turn you on. Biting, neck kisses, making out. 
who do you hate? Eh, my boss rn.
favorite term of endearment? My bf calls me kitten c: 
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? Probably Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
intimidating girls or kind girls? Why not both?
what do you look for in a possible partner? If we’d work well together lol, it all depends. 
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? Err, a little of all? I tend to go for masc in general, but I am definitely interested in all of the above. 
are you good at flirting? Not...really lol
who was the first person you came out to? My bestie
do you have any friends who are wlw? Yep!
is your crush wlw? See, this is complicated. Technically at the moment no, but there has been gender questioning in the past and it’s possible that at some point in the future yes. 
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality? That’s been a long time ago lmao, I’ve been pretty confident I am Super Queer for a long while. 
write a short love poem to your crush/self? I am not good at these and very tired so I’m gonna pass on this one
do you fall in love easily? I used to, but not anymore. Mainly cause I’m still very deeply in love with the person I think is my soul mate. 
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yerp.
are you good at hiding your feelings? Not really no
are you a forgiving person? I can be. Bf thinks I am too forgiving. 
what is your “type?” Uhh, it depends? And fluctuates? lol
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? Both.
tall girls or short girls? Both, though prob tall more often than not.
hugs or kisses? Kisses
twirl her around or get twirled? Twiiiirl. 
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? Thigh
hairline kisses or neck kisses? Neck
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? I have Two Hands
making out or soft kisses? Both, but I Really Like making out
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? Neck, but also both. 
how confident are you in your sexuality? 100%
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? Yes, a lot lol
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? I would not be with my bf if this wasn’t the case. 
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? I think I was 13? 
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl? Uhhh... I don’t really remember lol
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? Yes! But it ended not great so :(
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? I really hate when people say I should identify in a certain way because it’s a “slur” the whole point of reclaiming things is to take the ammunition out of it. And a lot of words have been slurs in the past that seem to be fully acceptable. 
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? I don’t really remember. 
what is love to you? It can change but at its heart it makes you feel warm and soft, and makes you feel a little bit better about the bad things in life. 
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ashtenstitches · 4 years
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you forgot the 99 gay ask thing
I stg i have to get on my computer for this
1.       how tall are you?
- 5’4”
 2.       what is your body type?
- “she eatin good” lol
 3.       what is your favorite part about your body?
- My eyes
 4.       is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- Lol no
 5.       are you more outgoing or more shy?
- More shy
 6.       are you more femme or butch?
- Definitely femme
 7.       are you tol or smol?
- Smol
 8.       wine mom or vodka aunt?
- Neither because alcohol is icky
 9.       weird habit?
- I chew on my nails ugh
 10.   favorite meme?
- The yelling at the cat one. Or baby yoda
 11.   do you sing in the 🚿?
- No my family is mean
 12.   ever used a 🏹?
- Yes
 13.   are/were you a theatre kid?
- Nope I was a choir kid
 14.   have you ever seen a broadway musical?
- No
 15.   do you think musicals are cheesy?
- Yes but that’s why I love them
 16.   have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
- Not yet
 17.   favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
- Bees?
 18.   last movie you 👀?
- Uhm I don’t remember! Meet the Robinsons?
 19.   behind the 📸 or in front of it?
- How about both
 20.   favorite 📺 show?
- Skins uk
 21.   meaning behind your url
- its my first and middle name
 22.   reason you joined tumblr
- I had an eating disorder so I used it to trigger myself LOL
 23.   who’s your closest tumblr friend?
- Probs @boymeetswaffles 
 24.   what’s something most people 😍 that you hate?
- Tea
 25.   have you ever taken narcotics?
- No
 26.   have you had sex?
- No im a virgin!!!
 27.   have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- Yes lol my mom caught me having sex
 28.   worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
- “I am so straight”
 29.   describe your passion without mentioning it.
- Uh I have a lot of passions lol
 30.   describe your best friend.
- Silly. Kind. Loving. Fun. Strong.
 31.   give us one thing about you that no one knows.
- Well for you tumblr people who don’t follow my insta, I own like 30 plants
 32.   how do you feel right now?
- Good!
 33.   what is your biggest fear?
- Being alone forever lmao
 34.   what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- Tenerife Sea by Ed Sheeran
 35.   what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
- Coming out and going vegan
 36.   have you ever tried your hardest and then been 😞 in the end?
- Who hasn’t
 37.   something you fantasize about.
- Lol well in life it’d be living on the beach in Hawaii
 38.   last time you 😢 and why
- new years eve, I missed my best friend.
 39.   what was the last thing that made you 😂?
- My best friend
 40.   do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- Yes
 41.   who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- My best friendddd
 42.   the last time you felt broken?
- Last week lmao
 43.   are you starting to realize anything?
- Absolutely
 44.   are you more dominant or more submissive?
- I can be both hehe
 45.   i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
- you are funny
 46.   do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
- I tend to go for older people!
 47.   describe the person you’re 😍 with/have a crush on in great detail.
- well I don’t know how to go about that LMAO
 48.   do you have any kinks?
- I guess lmao theyre pretty vanilla though
 49.   first thing you notice in a person?
- Eyes and hair
 50.   how can someone win your 💛?
- Be funny!! Also be romantic!! I am very romantic and I will literally melt at anything even slightly romantic
 51.   been rejected by a crush?
- Oh yeah
 52.   have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
- So many times
 53.   would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- If I was on my phone I would use the surprised emoji rn lol but no because they have a bf
 54.   is trust a big issue for you?
- Not so much anymore!
 55.   did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- No
 56.   is confidence cute?
- Yes
 57.   what would you say if the person you 😍/like 😘 another girl/boy?
- Well I would say I am so happy for them
 58.   would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you 😂?
- No way
 59.   does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
- lol sadly yes, sorry man
 60.   ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- Yes lol
 61.   do you want to get married
- yes
 62.   worst thing you’ve ever done?
- Hurt my best friend
 63.   three things that turn you on.
- Neck kisses, thigh touches, the other person being turned on
 64.   who do you hate?
- The orange guy in the oval office
 65.   favorite term of endearment?
- my love
 66.   who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
- Shailene Woodley 
 67.   intimidating girls or kind girls?
- Yes lol
 68.   what do you look for in a possible partner?
- That they are funny lol that is #1
 69.   do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
- I just like girls dude
 70.   are you good at flirting?
- No way
 71.   who was the first person you came out to?
- My boyfriend at the time HAHA
 72.   do you have any friends who are wlw?
- Yes
 73.   is your crush wlw?
- Yes
 74.   last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
- Shailene Woodley again lmao
 75.   write a short 😍 poem to your crush/self?
- Hey
I think you’re really cute
I like you a lot
Maybe we could hang out or something
 76.   do you fall 😍 easily?
- Oh yeah
 77.   is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
- Yes
 78.   are you good at hiding your feelings?
- Nope lol
     79.   are you a forgiving person?
- Yes
 80.   what is your “type?”
- if they’re a girl then they’re my type lol
 81.   fall 😴 in her arms or rub her back until she falls 😴 in yours?
- Omg her fall asleep in mine that’s so cute
 82.   tall girls or short girls?
- Yes
 83.   hugs or kisses?
- …yes
 84.   twirl her around or get twirled?
- ……..yes
 85.   tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
- YES
 86.   hairline kisses or neck kisses?
- Yes
 87.   play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
- Yessssssss
 88.   making out or soft kisses?
- YES YES YES
 89.   hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 90.   how confident are you in your sexuality?
- Pretty confident!
 91.   when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
- Oh yes
 92.   have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
- Answered but yes
 93.   how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
- I think 17? was when i was like oh shit lol but i definitely had crushes at like 13-14
 94.   most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
- had an anxiety attack lmao
 95.   do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
- Naomi and Emily in Skins uk and yes
 96.   what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
- That I will go to hell/it would be better that I was a murderer than gay: from my mom
 97.   when was the last time a girl made your 💛 flutter?
- earlier today
 98.   what is 😍 to you?
- Deep conversations until morning. soft kisses. the little thumb thing
 99.   ask me anything.
- well you fell asleep on me so there is nothing here lmao
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1-98 :)
how tall are you? i’m 5′3
what is your body type? my body type? um I guess you’d say i’m overweight. but working on it :)
what is your favorite part about your body? I’d probably go with my hair and my lips. but I can honestly say I love my whole body.
is your current hair color your natural hair color? I think it is mostly. I have some blonde in it that hasn't grown out yet though.
are you more outgoing or more shy? more shy 100%
are you more femme or butch? im somewhere in the middle, but id say I lean towards the more femme side.
are you tol or smol? smol, as @cunnningstunt likes to point out all the time.
wine mom or vodka aunt? prob the wine mom.
weird habit? 
favorite meme?
do you sing in the shower? from time to time.
ever used a bow and arrow? I haven’t.
are/were you a theatre kid? nope.
have you ever seen a broadway musical? once. I saw the beauty and the beast when I was a kid.
do you think musicals are cheesy? nope. Courtney would kill me if I said yes anyways.
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march? nope.
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card? the first one that comes to mind is “Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole.”
last movie you watched? Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
behind the camera or in front of it? im always behind the camera. and awkward in front of it. but I want pictures taken of me so I don't know where that leaves me lol.
favorite tv show? this is a hard one. Im gonna go with Atypical for right now.
meaning behind your url? I made this my URL over 8 years ago and I think I googles quotes or something, found one I liked and called it a day.
reason you joined tumblr? all my friends had one so I wanted one too. fast forward 8 years and im like the only one still here lmao. well, me and maybe 2 others.
who’s your closest tumblr friend? @cunnningstunt surprise! its you.
what’s something most people love that you hate? 
have you ever taken narcotics? never.
have you had sex? yes.
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? im pretty sure my mom walked in on me masturbating once lmao but its a vague memory.
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told? im straight.
describe your passion without mentioning it. 
describe your best friend.
give us one thing about you that no one knows.
how do you feel right now? I feel content. a lil lonely but content. I actually got to do my hair and get dressed in normal clothes so I feel human.
what is your biggest fear? abandonment.
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? soulmate by lizzo.
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?  to stop caring about what others think and doing what makes me happy.
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end? FUCKING YES.
something you fantasize about. living in my own apartment, driving, and being a functioning adult with healthy relationships.
last time you cried and why? I think it was when I teared up watching This Is Us the other day. But really cried? I can’t remember.
what was the last thing that made you laugh? 
do you really, truly miss someone right now? yessss I do.
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Courtney and Adam are two that come to mind.
the last time you felt broken? recently, lamenting about how I feel stuck in my job and my life.
are you starting to realize anything? that im a bad bitch and always have been even if I don't feel like it all the time.
are you more dominant or more submissive? ive been submissive in the past but haven't played around with being dominant so who knows.
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank) this is a long list sooooooo.
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older? I tend to go for younger.
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
do you have any kinks? I might.
first thing you notice in a person? eyes.
how can someone win your heart? make me laugh and feel important. I also have a tag #waystomyheart on my blog of things Id love.
been rejected by a crush? oh yeah.
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? ^^
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? I mean, why not.
is trust a big issue for you? sometimes yeah.
did you hang out with the person you like recently?
is confidence cute? very.
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? not at all.
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? yes lmao.
do you want to get married? I don't know if I would again. but I think I would.
worst thing you’ve ever done? slept with a friends ex after they broke up and hung out with her the next day. obviously we’re not friends anymore.
three things that turn you on. (prolonged) eye contact, neck kisses and a pretty smile.
who do you hate? 45.
favorite term of endearment? babe.
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening? I didn’t have one.
intimidating girls or kind girls? por que no los dos?
what do you look for in a possible partner? 
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls? I like more feminine and androgynous girls/nb people.
are you good at flirting? NO LMFAO.
who was the first person you came out to? weirdly enough, my ex husband (then boyfriend). he was really cool about it.
do you have any friends who are wlw? yes.
is your crush wlw?
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
write a short love poem to your crush/self? bitch, you’re worth it.
do you fall in love easily? somewhat.
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? absolutely.
are you good at hiding your feelings? I mean, no.
are you a forgiving person? I try to be.
what is your “type?” man, hell if I know.
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours? both.
tall girls or short girls? both.
hugs or kisses? bothhhh.
twirl her around or get twirled? I don't care lol.
tummy kisses or thigh kisses? both are nice for different reasons. but tummy kisses are especially nice because that's something ive always been self conscious about.
hairline kisses or neck kisses? neck.
play with her hair or stroke her tummy? playing with her hair.
making out or soft kisses? how many times do I have to say both.
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist? I guess once more cant hurt ^
how confident are you in your sexuality? confident that it wont change? pretty sure, but I’ll never say never. but as far as approaching and flirting with women? absolutely not.
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach? yeah both.
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them? I did. and I didn’t necessarily tell them but they knew because it was obvious.
how old were you when you realized you were into girls? I think I was 17 or 18.
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon? CAZZIE AND FUCK YES.
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality? “that's hot” fuck you my sexuality isn't for your consumption. I’ve also had “homosexuality is a mental illness” directed at me.
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter? recently.
what is love to you? 
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ya killin me Hollis... so for that 1-98
99 Gay-ish Asks [x]
1) how tall are you?
like 5ft 3in. not tall at all
2) what is your body type?
I’m not sure if i fall under the “husky” category? 
3) what is your favorite part about your body?
my legs are pretty solid and pretty brolic, so I guess we can go with that.
4) is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Negative.
5) are you more outgoing or more shy?
Definitely shy. But at work, I can sometimes fake the “outgoing” pretty okay
6) are you more femme or butch?
…. uhh… butch..ish… i guess?
7) are you tol or smol?
hella smol
8) wine mom or vodka aunt?
i mean.. I don’t drink so… neither…
9) weird habit?
I crack my knees
10) favorite meme?
oh man, too many to decide
11) do you sing in the shower?
not really anymore.
12) ever used a bow and arrow?
Merida has shown me a thing or two
13) are/were you a theatre kid?
never
14) have you ever seen a broadway musical?
In no particular order, I’ve seen: Wicked, Beauty & The Beast, Grease, and Mamma Mia
15) do you think musicals are cheesy?
i’m neutral
16) have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
I did do the March For Life in high school (my stand on the situation has since changed).
17) favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
it has been so long since I’ve last played CAH, that I don’t actually remember
18) last movie you watched?
Shrek.
19) behind the camera or in front of it?
i live behind a camera.
20) favorite tv show?
Bob’s Burgers is the show I currently watch most, so we’ll go with that. 
21) meaning behind your url
it’s line from Carmilla
22) reason you joined tumblr
I think an at the time Buddy of mine told me about it and I should sign up. and i was like “aiite”
23) who’s your closest tumblr friend?
Zach, Laura, Kelli, Sky
24) what’s something most people love that you hate?
being the center of attention
25) have you ever taken narcotics?
I’m not big on drugs to any capacity… and avoid taking any if I don’t need to… and idek what actually is considered “narcotics”… so i really have no idea ?
26) have you had sex?
I have not.
27) have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
nothing “bad”, I don’t think. idk, I was never that “bad” of a kid.
28) worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
i’ve never told this story to anyone before, but i completely forgot about it until right now. So in college, I told a professor that my (i think it was a final?) had gotten ruined by rain that got in my bag, and I tossed the papers. In truth, either I hadn’t done it or i hadn’t finished it. 
29) describe your passion without mentioning it.
what am i even passionate about these days ?
30) describe your best friend.
His name is Zach, he was one of my college roommates. He’s the Felix to my Sarah, my baby brother in every way possible. He’s always there when I need him, and my personal cheerleader and biggest supporter. He’s also patiently impatient about me getting a girlfriend :p 
31) give us one thing about you that no one knows.
please refer to question 28.
32) how do you feel right now?
I’m getting kinda sleepy… It is 3:35am after all. and I’m only not even a full 1/3rd of the way through these questions 
33) what is your biggest fear?
Bees. Needles. Being Abandoned by people. Feelings.
34) what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Ocean Avenue, by Yellowcard. I have no idea why, but it gets me so hype while I’m driving, and gets me to pull my windows down and blast my music.
35) what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
applying for the Disney College Program one last time.
36) have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
haven’t we all at least once ?
37) something you fantasize about.
having an awesome girlfriend some day
38) last time you cried and why
a few days ago I cried out of frustration as I’m trying to figure out my living situation
39) what was the last thing that made you laugh?
the fact that you sent me as many questions as I sent you
40) do you really, truly miss someone right now?
it’s been five months since I lost my Pup, and I truly painfully miss her on the daily
41) who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Zach.
42) the last time you felt broken?
a few nights ago, due to something that was said in a one on one with my leader
43) are you starting to realize anything?
slowly…
44) are you more dominant or more submissive?
I don’t think this applies?
45) i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
you can accept me, from my sarcasm to my mental health (or lack there of), everything in between and beyond
46) do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
I’m here more for your maturity level then your actual age
47) describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
I’m definitely not “in love” with anyone, and I avidly avoid the 5 letter C word. 
48) do you have any kinks?
getting a good night’s sleep
49) first thing you notice in a person?
between their smile and their eyes
50) how can someone win your heart?
sarcasm
51) been rejected by a crush?
ugh, i hate the C word but yes, yes I have.
52) have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
sure have !
53) would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
nope
54) is trust a big issue for you?
huge.
55) did you hang out with the person you like recently?
nope.
56) is confidence cute?
extremely
57) what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
i wouldn’t say anything… like if someone else makes them happy, i’m not gonna come between that
58) would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
no way
59) does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
………..moving on
60) ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
my entire existence is generally embarrassing to anyone, so .. yeah lol
61) do you want to get married?
I’d like to.
62) worst thing you’ve ever done?
i have no idea what the number one worst thing is… and honestly I don’t even want to know
63) three things that turn you on.
when someone can confidently take charge of the room, a cute laugh, and sarcasm. (also, just want it to be known, none of these are “sexual” turn ons, but things that can turn me on to a person)
64) who do you hate?
that’s a story for another day
65) favorite term of endearment?
Dude (thats an endearing term, right?)
66) who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
ohman… i’m not sure. Natalia Livingston (Emily Quartermaine, GH), maybe? Eva LaRue (Maria Santos, AMC)? Tamara Bruan (Carly Corinthos, GH)? 
The soap ladies were/are pretty, and I was a wee gay, okay ?
67) intimidating girls or kind girls?
in fairness… i feel like all girls are intimidating to some degree or another.
68) what do you look for in a possible partner?
someone who makes me smile and laugh, someone who keeps me on my toes, someone who pushes me to be better. someone i can have fun with, be sarcastic with, and someone who can be sarcastic and witty back at me.
69) do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
the personality behind the girl speaks volumes… also has a MAJOR affect on if i find her attractive or not.
70) are you good at flirting?
not even a little bit
71) who was the first person you came out to?
Tiffany.
72) do you have any friends who are wlw?
thankfully, most of them are !
73) is your crush wlw?
i hate the C word, but every girl I’ve had my eye on for one reason or another has turned out to be WLW.
74) last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
i’ve honestly always been ace, whether I knew it or not.
75) write a short love poem to your crush/self?
i’m as good of a poet as I am expressing my feelings
spoiler: I’m not.
76) do you fall in love easily?
Situation depending, I can fall in LIKE or INFATUATION easily. but definitely not love.
77) is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
what’s a gay without some past trauma
78) are you good at hiding your feelings?
depends on the person and the feelings (but mostly, yes, I think so.)
79) are you a forgiving person?
For the most part, no. but it also depends on how bad you messed up… I can be, for the right person and the right circumstances.
80) what is your “type?”
idk if i have a strict “type”. 
81) fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
the secret third option: play with her hair until she falls asleep in mine
82) tall girls or short girls?
yes
83) hugs or kisses?
i’m not always the greatest at physical contact, and the idea of my first kiss scares the actual shit out of me … so i guess hug for now?
84) twirl her around or get twirled?
please just me play with your hair
85) tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
uhhh… tummy ? i guess ? like i’m not out here trying to get in your thighs
86) hairline kisses or neck kisses?
is a hairline kiss the same a forehead kiss ? 
87) play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
i refer you back to #84
88) making out or soft kisses?
soft
89) hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
i’d probs prefer waist… i guess?
90) how confident are you in your sexuality?
110% confident i’m not sexually attracted to anyone
91) when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
my dude. Pal. Bro. your boii gets the whole damn zoo in a stampede-that-killed-Mufasa style, and it turns her stomach upside down, inside out, all around, and breaks it into a million pieces. 
92) have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
yes I have, and yes I did.
93) how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
i was littttttle
94) most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
exist
95) do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
Laura/Carmilla. and yes.
96) what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
No One really has ever said anything too aggravating to me about asexuality. 
97) when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
last night (Tuesday; July 23rd, ‘19)
98) what is love to you?
Love is… all the songs making sense (throwback reference, I couldn’t resist). Love is “whats mine can be ours”. Love is working together to give it your all.
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