#Or maybe this was your secret plot

[welcometogrouchland]

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

#dc comics #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #batman and robin #mine #also feat the mild damian uniform redesign i like playing around with. it's fun i like her. i love u classic robin colours #the backstory for this image in my mind is that Terry knows of Damian/has maybe met him #in the future (whether we're going w the rebirth ''damian rejoins the league'' angle that i. don't love conceptually but can't judge- #-bc i haven't read. or if we go w/ some other potential future route for damian) and Terry is like. experiencing whiplash at meeting him- #-as robin. like you are 5 feet tall why r u so bossy. where is your dad good god. this is why i don't have a robin (?this is pre matt-robin) #but Terry's in an unfamiliar time trying not to cause a paradox so he puts aside his indignitude(?) at being bossed around by a kid #just long enough to make sure nothing goes horrifically wrong. hence this image takes place #<- i could've been a lot more eloquent explaining this but it's very late and i should've been asleep ages ago #anyway. absolutely crazy to me that Damian has had multiple flavours of secret brother plots and terry is a potential addition. rip damian #(also in my ideal future damian took up the nightwing mantle (EVERYONE READ NIGHTWING MUST DIE!!!) before retiring( #idk what his future career is. lowkey hes a webcomic artist in my brain but that's so horrendously self indulgent i can't condone it #also i decided to try my hands at lineart again. evil. how are you so stiff looking and difficult to do. waughh #anyway if things look weird. no they don't

[mehoymalloy]

Listen I know everyone is up in arms over "how dare Liliana say 'there are children here' to the daughter she abandoned."

And I get it.

But man.. this woman ran away from her own kid when she was barely an adult herself. Twenty odd years of wandering and she's now carved out a position of power for herself in the hopes of mitigating the harm caused by her colleagues. She takes care of the kids that follow that relentless pull and find their way to the Vanguard because maybe they never had anyone to tell them to run. And maybe she sees Imogen a little in every single one of them and wonders who she could've been, who she is.

And then that daughter pulls her from sleep and says "Maybe it's your turn to run."

#cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #again liliana tell me your secrets your motivations give me ANSWERS #i mean this is a step and the closest you've got but i need more dammit #also calling it now matt didn't have imogen roll a persuasion check during that conversation because that strike team aint coming back alive #cause ya know PLOT maybe idk #liliana temult #the woman that you are #also i'll clarify i am not endorsing her actions #i just find it fascinating that she believes she's doing what's best here and it's fun to try and view it from her perspective #i just adore the tragedy of it all

[moonstruckdraws]

ah.. Ah.. AH- SNEEZE

sorry don't know what happened there, @hellishgayliath-

um- so- yeah I have no reason for this. I saw Clem's future design, my brain made this. so um.. if I have to envision it, so do y'all

I know you joked that Clem claimed Luci as her honorary sister, but they are also 'technically' cousins and would address her as such more than calling her a sister. If not for that reason, then because Luci wouldn't know how to deal with it (as her brain would trail to her then being Pico's sister & both of them would despise that lol) so it's probably done for Luci's sake (with exceptions ofc)

2nd thing; Sugar or Salt If this is an actually thing i don't know where its from because I made it up. But it's their version of saying 'good news or bad news'. I thought it was cute :] Sugar being to sugarcoat the situation & Salt being brutally honest/realistic. I think it'd be a thing Luci made up when Clem was really young & I think Clem would mainly ask for sugar instead of salt.

#clementine the opossom #luci the moth #rottmnt bad future timeline #i feel it's only right considering what YOU'RE plotting helli #this occurs right after Clem sends off her birbs :] #as you can see in the background #maybe they're searching for Pico #or just regular messaging birbs #I feel like that'd be something she'd do tho #sending off spare birbs in secret to look for her brother #maybe it's her birbs that spot him in the area and thats when the party goes off to find Krangg Pico #ofc that's all up to you Helli #i won't torture your mind any longer lol

[hvbris]

𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 - 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐀 plot: Samantha, posing as an FBI agent, is investigating strange events in your muse's town. Your muse may or may not know what is happening, they may even be behind it! Up to you! status: mutuals only

Samantha flashed her (fake) FBI badge, before putting it back in her pocket. "I just have a few questions to ask, it won't take long," she assured the other, smiling politely.

#samantha is a secret agent fighting paranormal threats #happy to plot whatever she is investigating :D and if your muse is/isn't linked to it #as usual open to all my mutuals <3 #open starter #mutuals only #samantha (maybe there's a little bit of a hero in me after all)

[kellystar321]

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#periodical life updates #(<- NUMBER 3!!!) I FINISHED THE ANIMATION AND EVERYTHING FOR THAT PROJECT AND SENT IT OFF! super excited!! #it looks really cute! i tried my best and im mostly satisfied of where i landed <33 #it's my little sibling's birthday today!! it's also the first official meeting of lgbt club!! (the other event was a fun lgbt mixer) #my backpack smells bad. like mildew or mold maybe? urgh its awful and gives me a headache. i might need a new one. i dont know. urghhh. #my programming homework is due today!! yike!! but other than that my personal projects with deadlines are all done! #INIQUITY NOW THAT YOU HAVE TIME ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA WORK ON YOUR SELF SHIP BLOG?? YES!! HOPEFULLY!! #truthfully i /have/ been working on it on the side. it looks decent but the colors;;; i have always been pretty sht at color picking? #i can adjust with filters but without that im like. a little not good yet lmao. gotta do some studies sometime perhaps #BUT YAY EXCITED!! ive got some rambles and doodles and a tag system and f/o info which is extremely cumbersome (affectionate)!! #also i have new fandom ocs for the latest dimension 20 campaign and im so delighted heho <33 this campaign is literally so fun. #im watching it with my sibling when its done!! OOH ALSO I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PNGTUBE AND i will likely never use it BUT COOL!! #i dont like. talk. lmao. my art streams are 1) silent 2) rare 3) only shared with my siblings. pngtuber is a little useless. but CUTE!! #i got boba tea yesterday!! sandy bought it :3 <3 and we're having pho and cheesecake later and i might plan out a little excursion today? #like i might get a treatsie. OR i'll just sit on campus as usual and get a mango smoothie and draw for a while (or work on homework.) #(lets be honest its likely the former. i might get a little back into traditional? ooh or maybe i'll practice my asl?) HEY THOUGH. #ive been thinking about making a henrey stickmn (ask)blog to practice asl? like. no plot. just henry teaching ellie and charles asl #really funny considering my Real concept of an askblog for THSC. not ace or eca; but a secret third thing (⛎) ;) #then again since when have i EVER followed through on an askblog lmao?? damb im all over the place today. we're already hitting tag limit #okay!! 3 AM!! if im going early tomorrow i gotta eep! goodnight everyone i love you!! see you tomorrow if i have the energy and time!!

[icewindandboringhorror]

this is not the exact one I watched but I saw one of these "dish scape" things at someone's house who actually has TV (like they pay for dish/cable instead of just watching stuff online) and I think they're meant to be relaxing atmospheric stuff that you mostly ignore, but I sat there for 35 minutes watching absolutely engrossed.. further proof that I genuinely think my brain is incapable of experiencing boredom lol..

#IT'S BECAUSE there's so many little details that like you can spend minutes just scanning every corner of the image and taking it all in and #you keep finding new things! like 'oh I didn't know that blade of grass moved!' or 'I didnt see that bucket before!'. And then on top of #so many details - some things genuinely do change. The one I saw was a Beach house scene and sometimes a bird would fly by or ONE TIME kite #came out of nowhere. a sandcastle built and unbuilt itself. there's a firepit and it comes on when the sky changes from day to afternoon!! #this is like watching a sports game to me. I need weird detail oriented friends who will sit for 20 minutes staring at a barely moving pict #ure & cheer and clap with me when a seagull flies across the screen ghgj.. THERE HE IS!!!! etc!! and there's just so much to think about!! #Like how the images are layered or animated and the choices that were made (like I think the sunrise and sunset sky background images for t #e beachouse are just the same picture flipped and recolored) and trying to predict what's going to happen next (will the lights in the hous #turn off for night time? will another bird show up??) etc! I even got up at one point to walk close to the screen and get a better view of #hese paintings that were visible through the beachhouse windows. and then thinking about building a similar home in the sims! OR ALSO THIS #WOULD BE SUCH A COOL medium I think to tell a story! Like you upload a video to youtube that is framed just as a completely average moving #screensaver ambiance type of thing. It's like 7 hours long and mostly loops the same still image. However. over time at certain points you #can see some thing happen like watching characters interact through the windows. animals or people walk across the screen. certain elements #in the environment morph or change. etc. In such a way that an entire like plot is conveyed. maybe like fantasy mystery sort of thing. I WI #SH I could do this style of art / had friends who could or had money to pay somebody to. I would LOVE to collaborate on a weird surreal #It's Just Your Average Slowly Looping Moving Screensaver Video I Promise' type story.. jjhhgHH.. Or even just making one of these set in so #me of my fantasy world environments. not as a secret thing with easter eggs that tell a story but just literally an image like this tha #moves over time and etc. HHRRGRGHhhhhGG.. ANYWay!! I had to actually turn it off not because I was bored but because it was distracting me #. which is funny since again. I think for most people it's meant to be a 'just leave it on in the background' type of thing that's bland an #neutral . But it was just making me think too much ghjgh.. This is why I can't go to amusement parks or nightclubs bars or concerts like.. #a moving screensaver image is too overstimulating to my brain. Could you imagine me going to an environment just full of sensory informatio #like loud noises poeple talking flashing lights etc. etc. ? hghghb... Visiting a grocery store at a slightly busy hour is like my upper lim #it... Anyway.. everything is just so interesting to me. Even if I was locked in a room alone I would have plenty to think about & amu #se myself. I am also a hater definitely like I'm a very analytical person who is critical of society and systems & everything that exists #and even generally am just very opionated and have distinct preferences - so just because everything is INTERESTING does not mean I LIKE or #enjoy everything or never get tired of/annoyed by situations or ideas or etc. But it's more just like.. I literally dont think I could ever #be bored because of the way my brain works and also I approach life with elements of childlike whimsy and constant obsessive curiosity and #attention to detail. so as much as I am an analytical bore I also love everything and the world is fascinating at all times. lol.. duality #of man. if you get it then you get it. ANYWAY.. wanted to ramble abt it. I don't like the above video as much as the one I actually saw but #I couldn't find the beach one online.. BUt.. aaHH! best viewed whilst talking to yourself narrating/cheering! ALSO I want to make one!!!

[the-terrible-theys]

(trans!)zach and aviva were bunkmates at science camp. i know because i was there

#imagine them both at their first year of science camp! young and excited but also nervous and already feelin homesick on the first night #and they take comfort in each other and bond over their shared love of engineering #and become best buds practically overnight #and they keep getting each other as bunkmates every year and they pair up for everything and it’s all GREAT until it isn’t anymore #tfw some kid you met at summer camp becomes your lifelong sworn enemy. oops! #i have SO many thoughts about this concept #look. aviva being able to list out facts abt zach in mystery of the weird looking walrus can’t be just some plot-convenient intuition thing #those were things she learned over YEARS of friendship and staying up late at night trading whispered secrets #you can’t convince me otherwise #these two’s relationship has so much complexity to it actually. idc if canon barely touches on their history i’ll do it myself #hrnsgdhghh just imagine them sitting under a blanket together with flashlights after curfew because zach is afraid of the dark #aviva on her very first night of camp realizing that Uh Oh! she misses her family! and she doesn’t know anyone else here! and what if maybe #science camp isn’t gonna be as fun as she’d thought! only for the oncoming tears to stop in their tracks in order to comfort #this distraught bunkmate of hers. she adopts zach on the spot #them being penpals after camp ends PLEASE #wild kratts #zach varmitech #aviva corcovado #i also imagine that zach conveniently has his “wait i’m a dude” revelation at abt the same time their friendship ends #so they get new bunkmates for the first time that year #and also that their friendship ends at the beginning of their last/one of their last yrs of camp

[bahoreal]

apparently i wrote 400 odd words of a tedtrent fic while i was battling out whether i should write the longfic. i didn't write myself enough notes and then decided to write the longfic which blew all my thoughts out my head so i have no fucking clue where i was going with it?? here. what the hell do u think ted was going to ask trent about. where was i going with this. the file name is "paris". what beautiful plot secrets did i forget between now and two weeks ago

Trent can’t ride a bike. Ted doesn’t know why this is what he has decided to fixate on, but he’s thinking about it. Trent can’t ride a bike. Trent looks up, sees him, and raises his eyebrow slightly, the way he does. Ted waves him off, and looks down at his hands. Trent can’t ride a bike.

Ted is getting ready to leave, when Trent stops by his elbow. “Trent Crimm.” Ted says, smiling. Trent gives him a warm half-smile. “Anything you wanted to ask me?” “Now aren’t you meant to be the one with questions?” Ted asks. Trent looks at him, his expression fixed, waiting. He reminds Ted of Dr. Fieldstone a bit, the patient way she refuses to be baited by his friendly banter and waits for him to say what he means. It annoys him, it always does, but it’s a different kind of annoyance. He doesn’t want to storm away, he’s not angry, it builds tension in his stomach, tension that he knows he can break by asking a simple question. He doesn’t want to ask the question. “You know I’ll always have more questions for you, Trent. I never get tired of talking with you.” Ted says, deflecting as hard as he can. Trent smiles, giving into the deflection. “Sure. You’ve got my number if you decide you want to ask.” He’s not so much like Dr. Fieldstone. She would not have let him deflect. But then again, Trent isn’t paid to make sure Ted’s brain isn’t tying itself in knots. Trent can’t ride a bike. Ted walks out the club doors, and Trent is about to get in his car. “Trent.” Ted calls. Trent looks back at him. “Could I take that lift?” Trent smiles, nods and gets in the car. Ted doesn’t really know what he’s doing, but he gets in the car, watches as Trent fishes around in the footwell for the keys he dropped, then start the car. It splutters, but starts fine. Trent looks at him expectantly. Ted feels his stomach drop. He’s not going to ask the question now, he - “Where do you live?” Trent asks. Oh. Right. “Right by the Crown and Anchor.” “Oh.” Trent sounds surprised. “That’s why you were there.”

#tedtrent #trentted #tedependent #ted lasso #if i'm gonna write another ted lasso fic it'll be a fake dating OR an in universe rpf one. or both? i could make a plot that uses them both #but this??????????? what the hell. i was thinking a bit about them going to paris together maybe it's that? but why about the riding a bike #maybe ted was going to ask him about his dad??? #or his daughter learning to ride a bike? past me give up your secrets

[barryhbo]

i'm gonna stop trying with 'dark academia' books. i didn't enjoy the secret history, i don't enjoy babel. couldn't get past the first 100 pages of the atlas six. couldn't care less about if we were villains. the only campus novel that i've enjoyed is hangsaman by shirley jackson

#babel is a beginners guide to colonialism which is fine. but it thinks of itself as this great intellectual work #when it's not. #and as a work of fiction itself it's just not good. plot and characterisation fall flat. #the narrative voice is just kuang trying to prove she's well read. which she is! but this isn't an essay we're not tracking your references #and it's a shame because she doesn't actually thread these issues and discussions through the fiction. she just inserts them #she did a similar thing in the poppy war but it worked better there. or maybe it's just bc tpw was comfortable straddling the ya genre #while babel wants to be taken seriously and in the same league as the secret history #but the secret history is actually very well written. objectively it's a good book but personal preference = i didn't enjoy it that much #i see why people love the book. just wasn't my vibe

[chinzillas]

maybe it's an unpopular opinion but I don't find puen not telling his name to talay that terrible because ? it's not like they knew each other, he's keeping it a secret just because he doesn't want talay to see him as the actor that everyone in the other universe loves and honesty talay doesn't even seem bothered by it as for now?

#like i get that he should trust him and just tell him but #i dont see it as a plot point? for now at least? #maybe next ep because talay says smth like i like you and i doent even know your face #but anyways as i was saying i dont see it as this HUGE secret just because they really didnt know each other #vice versa #anna talks

[keeperofdxrkness]

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#{first things first i'm the weirdest ~ ooc} #listening to sinner by leadley again #thinking about my secret plot wish #does it make sense no #must plot ideas make sense is it not enough for me to manifest the vibes #sitting here in my hawaiian shirt #deranged. #as one does #but like tell me that 'why have a saint when you want a sinner babe' wouldn't slot so neatly into grishaverse #with alina on the other side of a love triangle situation #like!!!!! it's almost too easy #and if i imagined nikolai on the third point of the triangle WHAT OF IT #MAYBE SO DOT GIF #'she can waltz through your halls but can she walk all over you like you like it babe?' #come ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #okay i'm done i'll probably delete this later

[nbmahoushoujo]

my curiosity got the better of me and i’m watching the rosatrice theory video

“i can present a theory where rosa is beatrice that works coherently with the red truths and evidence” cool! that’s a fun thought exercise!

“and i’ll prove that the official explanation is wrong and therefore ryukishi is tricking us all to distract us from the real truth” i take it back

so far it’s been focused on disproving the canon culprit when i just want to hear how rosa fits into all this

#millie.txt #umineko #umineko spoilers #like if you think there’s plot holes in the answers maybe they’re just plot holes #not a secret master plan to deceive your own readers for no apparent reason

[keykidpilipili]

I was brainstorming on my own my Khorshid/Naizak verse au and I just realized THEY COULD HAVE USED YSAYLE TO GUIDE US TO IDYLLSHIRE AFTER THE SMALL BREAK OF SEA OF CLOUDS! LIKE JUST SAY HERETICS TRADED WITH THE SMALL TOWN SINCE THEY ARE CHILL WITH PEOPLE ON THE RUN FROM GOVERNMENTS!!!!

#heavensward #hw spoilers #heavensward spoilers #ysayle dangoulain #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv #just say she was busy negociating stuff between other heretics and Ishgard and didn't get your message about the Bismark primals #the game already baited you once with Ravana into making you assume you could have an npc fight a primal alongside you #ff14 spoilers #I COULD HAVE HAD YSAYLE KRILE AND YSHTOLA IN THE SAME ROOM TALKING #YSAYLE AND MINFILIA TALKING #Hydaelyn foreshadowing that hey ;) you can use your crystal as a boost aether battery it's a secret tool that will help you later #have hydaelyn maybe explain why it was Minfilia in particular that was chosen as the Word and not any other echo haver #the Khorshid/Naizak verse is truly gonna be the workshop of HW plot modif outside of patches story

[snekdood]

welp, at this point if anyone in the crowd of Bad Faith People Who Stalk Me And Hate Me Bc Of Someone Else's Compulsive Lying tries to accuse me of antisemitism bc i have a vampire whos a villain in my comic, i'm gonna ask them what their take was on allll of this going on. if its anything like "israelis and/or zionists are all evil people" then ik i never have to take their opinion seriously bc they dont even know what antisemitism means.

#i will listen to jewish ppl if they have any critiques or concerns about him in my comic but the rest a yall. lol. lmao. #if you are right now perpetuating antisemitic conspiracy theories about how jewish ppl are in control of all the money n shit #how can you claim you are less antisemitic than me? #its honestly freeing to realize a lot of internet leftists dont know wtf they're talking about ever. #so now i dont gotta over think if i Am being antisemitic bc yall dont even know wtf it looks like! #i was always so worried about this possibly happening but yknow what ive realized through all of this- #a lot of yall dont know wtf you're talking about at all ever. i was worried about being dog piled but like. why should i be now #you want a reason to hate me regardless. you're gonna be bad faith and assume the most uncharitable thing regardless. why #should i care and try to cater to YOUR- a non jewish leftist's- sensibilities? #just say you hate what i make and move tf on. #stop pretending you have a moral reason. also maybe stop pretending you know whats going to happen esp if my abuser on here #gave you their rundown and understanding of my comic bc i kept so much shit a secret from them to begin with. #why tf would i share all of my comic to them. so they can steal my ideas and/or share it to everyone? yeah i already knew ahead of time #that could be something they do. and i know to never reveal anything that spoils the plot anyways. #even if they're right about the tiny amount of stuff i showed them assume they're still wrong bc they just LOVE mixing truth with lies. #its like. their favorite thing to do. #but yeah yknow if any jewish ppl have any concerns ill listen. everyone else can go fuck themselves though. #dont come up in here acting like you know what antisemitism is lmao. #honestly i should've only considered jewish ppls opinions on this to begin with. but yall really gaslit me into thinking you knew just as #much as they do about antisemitism. and now look where we are. you've revealed you dont know shit and i dont need to take you seriously. #while you spent all this time laid back thinking you Know Better bc you call yourself progressive and think thats all the work you need #to do- i was ACTUALLY learning about antisemitism and conspiracy theories so i ACTUALLY know wtf to avoid in my art #and yall are gonna really try and be bold enough to assume you know what it looks like. you havent done shit. you havent reflected on shit #you think you're already above it all when really you're only a couple steps away from regressing into a conservative.

[strawhbrrries]

Starin' Problem.

pairing: dbf!no outbreak!joel miller x afab!reader

summary: a red dress and a glass of whiskey is all it took for Joel to lose every ounce of self control he once had.

warnings: porn no plot, female pronouns, age gap (both consenting adults), unprotected p in v, fingering, creampie, slight creep joel, daddy kink, breeding kink...,mean joel, dirty talk, praise!!!, no use of y/n or descriptions of reader, not proofread

word count: 1.3k words

recommended listening: granite by sleep token

authors note: i'm pretty sure I had planned for this to take place at reader's parent's wedding but i never specified so it's just some fancy event they planned lmfao, enjoy &lt;333

“Quit starin’.” Your father whispered into Joel’s ear, following his eyes to you, his daughter, across the room. “Let's not have a problem tonight.”

“I ain’t.” Joel grunted, taking a sip of the whiskey in his hand as he continued to watch you. “We won’t have any problems.”  

He’d spent most of the night trying to decide if you’d worn any underwear under the dress, with a slit that ended right under your hip he was convinced you weren’t but then you’d turn a specific way and he swore he could make out a line. The low neckline left nothing to the imagination and only added to the torture you were putting Joel through at the hands of fashion, he never knew he could be so turned on by someone your age but here he was with a rock hard cock, staring like a creep.

“Whoever that guy with your dad is has been staring at you all night.” One of the girls you’d been standing with spoke, a hint of jealousy in her voice. 

You turned your head around, making eye contact with Joel, and looking him up and down. You couldn’t deny the attraction you had for him, and the dark red suit your father had picked out to match the same red of the dresses your mom had picked out wasn’t helping at all. He looked you up and down before making eye contact with you again, taking another sip of his whiskey, and twirling a finger around. 

“Joel? He’s probably on a secret mission to keep an eye on me.” You joked, acting like you had stepped on your dress as an excuse to spin around without anyone suspecting anything. 

“He can keep an eye on me.” A different girl responded, giggling as they continued to joke about him.

He could’ve orgasmed right then and there as you spun around, the two of you hadn’t spoken all night and yet here you were entertaining him. His glass of whiskey was almost empty, if he played his cards right maybe he’d be able to get you alone, away from the annoying girls you’d been around all night. 

You watched him glance at his glass before heading off to what you assumed was the kitchen, he hadn’t made any signal for you to follow but this was your moment. 

“What would my dear father think if he knew his best friend was eyeing up his daughter?” You whispered, coming up behind Joel and dragging your nails down his back. 

“Does his dear daughter care?” Joel whispered back, setting his glass down and turning around to face you. “Seemed like you quite enjoyed it.”

He trailed a finger over the neckline of your dress, hooking it under the fabric and exposing one of your breasts. A low groan escaped his throat, accompanied by him fixing his suit pants. His fingers found your nipple, rolling and tugging it slightly. 

“Seems to me you’re enjoying it a whole bunch.” He chuckled, using his other hand to tilt your chin up, leaning down so your lips were inches apart.

“Fuck, Joel-” 

He smashed his lips against yours, swallowing every whimper escaping your lips, pulling the other side of your dress down to expose both breasts. Your hands made quick work of unbuttoning his suit jacket, pulling it off of him and throwing it on the floor, before moving to his dress shirt. 

“Naughty girl, lettin’ some old man touch you in a kitchen at your parent’s party.” He spoke against your lips, shoving your dress down to your hips and taking a step back to admire you. “God you’re fuckin’ pretty.” 

“Joel, please.” You whined, grabbing at the last few buttons left on his shirt desperately as if it was going to get them unbuttoned faster.

“I haven’t even touched you yet and you’re already beggin’. Fuckin’ whore.” He chuckled, helping you unbutton his shirt and tossing it to the side with his jacket. “Need some dick, huh?” 

You shook your head, shoving the rest of the dress over your hips and onto the floor, grabbing his head and smashing your lips back together. His fingers danced their way down your skin, memorizing every bump and curve in the chance that he wouldn’t get to do this again, making their way under your thighs and lifting you onto the counter behind him. 

He trailed a finger up and down your folds, gathering your wetness and bringing it to his mouth, groaning at the taste. The sensation of his finger slowly pushing in and out was so overwhelming, you were practically floating on cloud nine and there was nothing you’d change about it.

“Tell me how bad you want it.” Joel rasped, lips pressed up against your ear, removing the rest of his clothing. “Tell daddy how bad you need it.”

“Daddy, please…fuck- need it so bad.” Your words were barely audible, desperate and whiny.

The feeling of his cock pushing inside of you had you throwing your head back, hand slapped over your mouth to muffle any and all noise he’d pull out of you. He pulled back out slowly, watching your pussy grip his cock as he pushed back in. Forbidden sex had never felt so good, he’d find any and every reason to visit you after tonight if he could experience this again. His beard scratched against your neck as he bent over, pulling your body closer to him, sucking and biting at the skin he could reach. 

“God, I could make you a fuckin’ mom.” Joel groaned, leaning his head further into the crook of your neck. “Look so fuckin’ pretty, full of my babies.”

“Daddy-”

“That’s right, say my name, baby.” He switched the arm that was bearing your weight and brought the newly freed hand to your hair, tugging it back enough so he could see your face. 

His hips pistoned in and out, cock reaching places you didn’t even know it could, but if you told him that he’d make a joke about you not sleeping with a real man like him. He placed wet kisses down your neck and all the way down to your nipples, sucking on them in turns. 

“Joel, please, I’m so close..” You cried, eyes filled to the brim with tears that threatened to spill at any moment.

“That’s too damn bad, because that’s not my name.” He chuckled, evilly, wiping away the tears that had slid down your cheeks. “Try again, I know you can do it, baby.”

“Daddy, daddy please.” 

“Good girl.” 

He brought his thumb down to your clit, drawing figure eights in time with his thrusts, coaxing your orgasm right out of you. You slumped into him as it hit you, body shaking as it made its way through you. He continued to thrust into you, chasing his own white, hot high. Your small whimpers as you came back to the world was enough to send Joel over the edge, painting your insides a nice milky white. His own body slumping into yours as he recovered from the pleasure. 

“Did such a good job, darlin’.” He praised, smoothing your hair down as you continued your way out of cloud nine. “Did so good for me.”

You gave him a weak smile, smoothing the hairs that were stuck to his sweaty forehead back to their spot. He sat you back down on the counter and filled his glass up with water before handing it to you, the aftertaste of whiskey was enough to perk you right up. 

Joel helped you back into your dress, fixing your hair to cover the hickeys that were soon to appear, sliding your underwear back up but making sure to push his cum back inside of you before sliding them all the way up.

“C’mon, we got speeches to make.”

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I know the series has been pushing Mal/Alina so much more obviously than the books did but I really hope they keep the plot with Alina and The Darkling meeting in each other's dreams because the way that drove me a little bit feral in the books!!!!!!

#shadow and bone #the grisha triology #[ she rambles ] #listen I could write an essay on how the show cut out a lot of the stuff that made me not ship Mal/Alina #and how the mashing of the two series drives me a little bit insane because of the conflicting time lines and the way it contradicts the #plot of the books in general #but I could maybe forgive all of that if they keep the dream stuff in because !!!!!!!!!!!!! #the whole you're dreaming of your enemy and having secret psychic meetings with them #because you're connected in a way that you can't escape????? #delicious trope actually right there