#PFFFFFFFFFFT

[naffeclipse]

Take this scribble of orca man with his regular fish wife ft me filming for a heart touching documentary or something.

Idk why i was inspired to doodle this at 4am.

FISH LOVE ALSJDFLASFASDF

Don't worry, he's just playing :)

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

#PFFFFFFFFFFT #lll-damien-lll #apex polarity #apex polarity fanart #orca!eclipse

[mazharking]

christ alive what a day. what a week

#pff #pfffffffffft #personal

[fazcinatingblog]

ok mate it wasn't the timeslot that had the ratings down wtf for one thing, it was a pretty shitty grand final, and for another, we're not in lockdown any more???? there was FULL CAPACITY at the ground, plus every pub in melbourne was showing it

#aflm #pfffffffffft #also men's footy sucks

[silverryu25]

This murdered me XDDD

And the animation is incredible!

#pfffffffffft! XD #undertale #RyuQueue #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #sanscest #Youtube

[tierra-paldeana]

☠🌏– ''I am NOT thinking about it.''

#( ic ); #v: ( the workplace ); #( PFFFFFFFFFFT )

[mencnfire]

krauser // his past before operation javier.

i was talking to someone i simp for the other night ( she knows who she is, she's p cool tbh ) - & i was sorta briefly waffling about krauser's past before operation javier. i wanted to speak about it here as a means to giving more insight into the way that i portray him.

so, no matter the canon ( og or remake ), krauser is stated to have been a very successful soldier. judging by the timeline of the re universe, i could speculate that he served a tour during the gulf war. but in truth, i'd rather keep his tours vague. i don't want to inject too much in regards to real world conflict into my headcanon because the world of re is a fictional one. however, i will grasp from real world and suggest that krauser has seen two to three tours during his time with the army.

he began serving at age 18 - followed in his father's footsteps. a man as tough and passionate about his country as his son. there were no disputes from krauser's family regarding his going into the military, they were all entirely proud of him.

if each tour was around 2-4 years, i imagine two/three is a reasonable amount for him to have served before he went back to base duties / promotion or even merc work. it's implied in the original canon that krauser found solace in his spare time essentially doing merc work for money. but that isn't what this headcanon is about. this headcanon, in the words of jlc is about 'trauma'.

during one or even both of his tours, krauser experienced seeing his men die. not all of them, maybe not even a few - but he saw men die. he has vivid memories of friends begging for his help, despite it - he reacted as had been injected into him by years of a firm upbringing and toxic masculinity. he didn't react with sadness or angst, he kept his nightmares to himself, he channelled his misery into further action. going out into the field time and time again as a means of taking his mind off of the horrors of losing friends. he started to close himself off from people, becoming reluctant in regards to being 'friendly' with those around him.

when leon would speak to him about the horrors of raccoon city ( to an extent that leon could ), krauser didn't believe him one-part due to blindly following every order of his country and another part because he assumed the 'monsters' leon spoke of were corpses. nightmares. krauser is a man who's seen demons in his dreams because of the horrors he's witnessed whilst fighting in civil disputes abroad.

upon actually seeing monsters during operation javier, he is terrified. genuinely scared not simply because of the extremity of monsters attacking but also because the bloody remains of shambling corpses look like the men he had once lost. these are the demons he's wrestled with so many times privately, come to life. and while leon handles that in the way he knows how, for krauser - it's horrifying. it's every fear, every doubt, every horrible memory bought to life.

and to make it worse - his fear is a contributing factor to the loss of his men. i don't see krauser as a coward, not for a second, but i do imagine that he partly blames himself for their deaths. he has the mindset of 'if only i was stronger', 'if only i'd done more'. and while someone like leon reacts to failing to save others with a determination to do more, krauser reacts by twisting himself into a bitter frenzy. lashing out. he's so angry and upset over his own fears that ultimately, he wants leon to kill him. simply for repentance.

basically, he was messed up before the events of operation javier. he was holding onto that pain as a means of not letting it get the better of him. so far, he'd done a good job simply becoming a man turned major who would train recruits, take pride in his country / service while he cut himself off from 'normal' people and slowly delved more and more into the shadow of a man once great. by the time operation javier is done, he is fully engulfed in blackness.

#injecting the jlc meme in there cause ofc pfffffffffft #jk | headcanon | i am reality #i waffled :(

[ellzarts]

Ocs belong to: @mazikomo

#oh right i have an art account pfffffffffft #dewdles #ocs #friends ocs #digital drawing

[supercreig]

❝ Nice shirt, where did you get it? ❞

First Meeting Sentence Starters

Craig was silent for a minute, staring down at his tank top, which also had his guinea pig Stripe hanging onto the collar of it as if he was hanging for dear life.

Casually picking Stripe up and setting him on his shoulder, words can be seen on Craig's tank top.

It read:

Giga Milk

"Oh uh... Thanks, I guess." Craig faintly chuckled, and put on a fake smile.

"Well actually... He's not exactly a friend, but he's just someone I know." To this day Craig only considered Stan Marsh as a fellow acquaintance. They knew each other since childhood, but Craig was never all that close with him. If anybody out of Stan's group that Craig had to say he got along most with, it would probably be Kyle. Although Kyle wasn't exactly the smartest either, at least Kyle has more common sense than Stan, Kenny, Eric, and even Butters.

"Anyway what I'm trying to say is this guy I know, his girlfriend made this shirt for me, him, and our other friends. Silly, isn't it?"

Why did Craig agree to wear such a silly tank top with his friends again? He unfortunately did not have answers. He just rolled with it. Plus some of his muscles can be seen while wearing this silly tank top.

Beat that, Christophe! This twunk has more muscles than you do!

#littlebadger #messages #PFFFFFFFFFFT XD I'M SORRY THIS IS SO DUMB GSDHVTK

[naffeclipse]

Oh stars seeing that sea bear Glamrock freddy still reminds me of the salt circle from your crypid fic-

Y/N pulling out that anti-sea bear circle on a hunt

#PFFFFFFFFFFT #cryptid sightings

[cwarscars]

💪 Name 3 of your strengths.

Unconventional munday asks!

💪 Name 3 of your strengths.

(( aw man, that's a toughie; i asked my partner to help me out because i'm awful at stuff like this and he said 'my sense of humour', 'my good heart' and 'how self-aware i am'. haha, i dont know about any of them but, i would say that i do have a pretty down-to-earth sense of humour. i like a laugh and a joke as much as anybody and will usually find humour in most situations ( dependent on, yknow, whats happening).

as for the whole 'good heart' thing, i am very accepting of others and try to keep an open mind on all situations. i like hearing people's sides and opinions and i do genuinely care about others. even if i do seem a little aloof at times ( typical aquarius lol ).

as for the whole 'self-awareness' thing. maybe criminally so. i'm so self aware i'm self conscious :P but i do try and keep my wits about me and remain respectful of those around me. i've always believed that you never know what others are going through and you should be aware of as much when interacting with those around you. i'm guessing that's what my partner means by that. :P ))

#(answered) #(ooc) #(mun) #pfffffffffft three strengths - MY TWO BIG MUSCULAR ARMS AND MY ONE MUSCULAR LEG (just the one) #thanks for this :')

[xxelfmamaxx]

(Credits:torisan_guppy[Twitter])

PFFFFFFFFFFT LOOK AT KISAKISJXHSISNDHDH

😭😭😭😭😭😭

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers scenarios #ran x y/n #ran x reader #ran headcanons #bonten rindou #rindou x y/n #ran and rindou #hanma scenario #hanma x y/n #hanma headcanons #tokyo revengers hanma #hanma x reader #hanma shuji #izana x you #izana kurokawa #izana x reader #izana headcanons #tokyo revengers izana #kakucho headcanons #kakucho scenarios #kakucho x reader #kakucho hitto #kakucho fluff #kakucho x y/n #tokyo revengers kakucho

[mors-mvrdre]

highlights

content warning: sexual innuendo / 16+ recommended.

listened to behind the wand and goblet of wine's draigcon podcast with chris rankin today -- here are some highlights (roughly transcribed):

auditioning

"Alright, I'm too old for the main characters, because they're looking for 11/12 year olds and I'm like. 16. And as a 16 year old school prefect in real life, who do I have the highest chance of being cast as? And I thought: Nobody's going to want Percy. So I went for Percy."

casting Penelope for CoS

"They had me help cast Penelope! So they basically took a socially awkward, 17yo spotty ginger kid and went and let him choose a girlfriend. It was basically like, 'So, which one do you like, Chris?'"

filming CoS (paraphrased)

apparently there was actual discussion on set about the logistics of "What was Gryffindor Prefect Percy Weasley doing in the Slytherin dungeons? Surely it would make more sense for him to be patrolling near his Common Room", and it just delved into jokes about how in the books when Ron and Harry go to the dungeons to find Draco they come across a blonde Ravenclaw (cough cough penny) not 5 minutes before they come across Percy, and then Draco says something like "yeah, he's down here a lot", which to me is just-- pfffffffffft HAHAHA

FANFICTION

Chris: Have I read Percy fic? Yes. Podcast: Do you wish you hadn't? Chris: Uhhh, it's been a while, if I'm honest. But there were some wonderful Percy/Oliver ones. Chris: And I say wonderful in the sense that I found them absolutely hilarious, and Sean Biggerstaff finds them just... deeply disturbing, and really quite worrying.

the misunderstanding (innuendo is here)

Random listener: If Percy went to a pub on a friday night, what do you think he'd order? Chris: I thought you said "if Percy went to a park on a friday night"(laughing) That would be a whole other scenario! "What would Percy be doing at a park on a friday night?" Chris, singson: Slash Fiction time~~ Oliver's wood. (table proceeds to die laughing)

actual answer: I think a gin and tonic? He's got a 1920s vibe.

cauldron leaks

Podcast: Any other topics you want to talk/discuss about Percy? Chris, in a very posh and haughty tone: cAuLdRon BoTtOms

#poor sean #im so sorry jfhskdfla #he's so funny #10/10 highly recommend #percy weasley #chris rankin #perciver #penelope clearwater #hp cast #hp podcast #what a percy way to audition

[deviousleaf]

pfffffffffft!!!

#eddie x chrissy #hellcheer art #hellcheer #motorboat

[silverryu25]

#pfffffffffft! XD #undertale #RyuQueue

[cubitoier]

Tina: one table for three people

Roier: one tombstone for three people

PFFFFFFFFFFT KAJSKSJA

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp roier #qsmp tina #qsmpblr

[therealvinelle]

Tophard (or insert any name of that truly beautiful list) should shake hands with the original "oh god what have we done (combining those names)" ship, pee(ta)(kat)inss.

Pfffffffffft oh that is unbelievably horrible, I’m so sorry to every shipper out there.

#harry potter shipping