#Post fresh from the Muff1n bakery

[crazymuff1n]

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #bowser #bowuigi #luigi #super mario bros movie #symbrock #venom #eddie brock

[pokemon-n-aliens]

just think about pokémon rangers, they’d be like “we’ll get over there faster if why fly”

“yes i know, but i dont have access to a ship”

“thats alright, we can just hitch a ride”

“thats a good idea human, but by all means, we are in a forest? i have not seen any roads for your species vehicles”

the pokémon ranger of course, does the natural and OBVIOUS thing- which is to capture two flying pokémon that have the strength to carry them

“oh, I did not know you had your own pokémon with you, will you send them to get help?”

“what? no! we’ll ride them. come on, just climb on its back, lean forward, and hold on tight. but not too tight, and dont squeeze too much either”

“wait, human! are you sure? i can understand that you ride your pokémon, but in the air, without some kind of saddle?”

“oh these arent my pokémon, these are wild”

“ARE YOU TELLING ME WE ARE GONNA RIDE WILD, FLYING, POKEMON, WITHOUT ANY SAFETEY MEASURES?”

“yeah but like.., if you fall, they’ll catch you”

“HOW CAN YOU EVEN TRUST A WILD POKÉMON TO DO THAT? ARE THEY NOT DANGEROUS? DO YOU NOT SEE THE SIZE OF THAT BEAK AND CLAWS?”

#post fresh from the Muff1n bakery #im imagining its a braivary but you can pick your own #flying types #humans are weird #aliens and humans #space australia

[crazymuff1n]

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #bowuigi #bowser #luigi #super mario bros movie

[crazymuff1n]

yes i think its horrifying that theyre dying like that and the sheer amount of safety regulations that doesnt exist for them is fucked up and also i think its funny that millionares are dying in a very ironic way. it can all co-exist.

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #titanic

[crazymuff1n]

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#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #tumblr horse derby #horses name is untitled derby horse

[crazymuff1n]

super mario sunshine au where luigi and bowser went vacationing there before mario and peach did, and they're still in a secret relationship. they have no idea that junior is wreaking havoc, and through a series of comedic events they manage to avoid mario every time, except for when hes speeding through an area.

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #super mario sunshine #super mario bros movie #mario #bowser #luigi #bowuigi

[crazymuff1n]

whats the ship name for Titan Submarine x Evergiven container ship

submarines dont seem to have fixed genders but its still yuri to me

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #196 #titanic #titan #evergiven #suez canal #shitpost #oceangate

[crazymuff1n]

any beauty and the beast au/parallel with bowser and luigi i just want to remind everyone that Luigi is not from that world so he'd actually be the beast in that context. hes bipedal monster with no shell, able to wriggle in to any place with large whiskers and a nose to sniff out his prey and he speaks in mysterious language (italian) and an ear splitting wail. very scary. legend says theres two of them

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #bowuigi #super mario bros movie #beauty and the beast #luigi #bowser #it takes a beast to tame an italian or whatever

[crazymuff1n]

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #FNAF #five nights at freddys #fnaf movie #meme #shitpost

[crazymuff1n]

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #super mario bros movie #mario #donkey kong #mario x dk #donkario #mariokong #mario x donkey kong #kongario #fandom pick one shipname/tag please

[crazymuff1n]

Guy whos cosplay of "scientist who got hit by a bagel" from spiderverse which went semi viral is gonna be under sooooo much pressure to cosplay as the spot now

#Post fresh from the Muff1n bakery #Spiderverse #Y'know who I'm talking about he even had the 'bagel!' Written sound effect behind him #The spot

[crazymuff1n]

heres how geno can still get in smash

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #super smash bros #ssb #ssbu #super mario rpg #nintendo direct

[crazymuff1n]

MARIO THOSE WERE CIVILIANS SLEEPING. MARIO THATS A WARCRIME. NO HONOR.

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #super mario bros wonder #super mario #super mario bros

[crazymuff1n]

can the fandom please pick one

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #super mario bros movie #super mario movie #mariokong #donkario #dk x mario #kongario #mario x dk

[crazymuff1n]

>enter fandom discord >labeled as "anti-proship" >intros encourage people to mention their mental health status and age >notice lots of young people with anxiety >chat >mods jump in telling you to stop arguing. you thought you were discussing things. >someone gets called out for following an artist that makes shipping content that the discord mods dont agree with >user gets bullied in to unfollowing and blocking >makes a public announcement to block that artist. doesnt really say why. just say theyre "gross and disgusting". they have no idea if that user is in the server or not. >several other users get anxious over the public shaming and do as told >leave server because mods want you to grovel and apologize for saying "shrek x sonic"

>enter fandom discord >no proship/anti ship label >rules state to post content that can be seen as controversial or upsetting in specific channel so its easy to avoid for those who dont want to engage >no thought policing >no public shaming >just please post in the correct channel

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #literally never entered a so called antiship server that wasnt like...visible hostile towards those theyre allegedly protecting #>mention what happened in previous server #>users say it sounds like cult tactics #>look up cult tactics #>its the same fucking thing

[crazymuff1n]

sorry to everyone who has to see this for the third time but since i accidentally deleted my blog i might as well repost it again

#post fresh from the muff1n bakery #bowser #super mario bros movie #luigi #bowuigi #tiktok