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I’m just gonna leave this here before I convince myself not to
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marioxdk · 1 year
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Luigi: I'm cold Bowser: Here, take my jacket Mario: I'm cold too DK: Well damn Mario, I can't control the weather
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jokesitos-art · 1 year
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door430 · 1 year
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I just watched the Mario movie and
SPOILERS AHEAD (obviously)
listen. i like bouigi as much as the next person. i love bouigi. but i feel like some people are missing the real gold of this movie right now. So fandom-crazed rant incoming.
Mario and Donkey Kong.
just. Them???????
Mario saving DK from drowning right after arguing with him bc “oh shit no I actually care about this person very much”???? DK being all like “please don’t tell anybody you saved my life” and Mario just going “Of course I won’t”. Like SIR they are boyfriends tell me I’m wrong.
The part where they’re bonding over having shitty dads and then DK gets super defensive and Mario gets angry back but they immediately make up when they find a way to escape bc they can’t actually stay angry at each other??? That is the Good Stuff right there.
Then DK and Mario going berserk with powerups is just. YES. Let them fight by each others side and be super competitive. Because at the end of the day they still care about the other.
I am counting on this hellscape of a platform to see the beauty that is Kongario.
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mysticluna · 9 months
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The reason why Donkey Kong became a gladiator
I find it funny that they chose him to represent Rome in the Mario Kart Tour game
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dkfan07142 · 5 months
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Imagine having so many names for a ship that not even the shippers can decide what the name should be
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cryptidnamedhabit · 11 months
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Alright I'm going through shipping brainrot so y'all get some mariokong headcanons
• Dk grooms mario the same exact way apes irl do, it took a bit for mario to get used to it at first but eventually warmed up to it
• Mario teaches Dk how to speak Italian which Dk is surprisingly good at, on occasion mario will teach Dk to say something wildly inappropriate but will tell him it means something else
• And then when luigi hears Dk say whatever mario taught him he IMMEDIATELY corrects him
• Mario saw Dk attempt to cook something exactly once and now he's banned from the kitchen with very few exceptions
• This includes the microwave because dk can't even follow instructions on one of those boxes of microwaved dinners
• He's too impatient so he just removes the film (or doesn't) and puts it in for all the times on the box added together
• And then it comes out overcooked/burnt
• Bonus points if he manages to light it on fire
• Dk is surprisingly good at making kebabs and fruit smoothies of any kind
• Mario will gently run his fingers through Dk's fur when he thinks he's asleep
• Mario thinks Dk doesn't know this but he's fully aware of it
• Dk will pretend to be asleep sometimes just to get mario to do it
• Dk has always been really bad at watching/babysitting diddy and dixie kong, but despite this he's always put in charge anyway
• When mario heard about this he immediately offered to help dk watch them
• Dk gave mario SEVERAL warnings on how it would be a horrible idea
• Mario doesn't listen and helps anyway
• Dk is terrified at first but soon relaxes after mario seems to be doing surprisingly well with them
• At the end of the day diddy and dixie are so tuckered out that they fall asleep almost instantly
• Cue surprised pikachu face Dk
• Even cranky is surprised by this feat because even by jungle kingdom standards diddy and dixie are incredibly hard to deal with (aka adhd af)
• Eventually after awhile of dating, cranky pulls dk aside and says that he better not do anything stupid to end up losing mario, whether it's a break-up or outright death is up for interpretation (cranky definitely meant both)
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beingcocoa · 1 year
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Luigi to Bowser: One of the things i love from you is your amazing voice my love Bowser: Your silliness is what i love the most of you my love Luigi: Now you Mario and Dk Mario: uhhh I love.....your abs? DK: really?\ Luigi and Bowser: Dk: I love your....di- Bowser and Luigi: NO! @shapeshiftinterest i don't get you.... :/
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gummy-writes · 1 year
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Mario x donkey kong headcanons part 1
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They all occasionally have cookouts and fight for who gets to man the grill (it's luigi)
Dk loves to watch mario when they go Karting, mario is so occupied driving he doesn't realize just how much dk gazes at him lovingly (also to make sure he's safe because he's secretly a huge softy)
What do you mean lovers don't spar with each other as a bonding experience?
Dk loves to cuddle, especially when it's just the two of them, and he doesn't have to act all tough
One time, dk pet mario when he had the cat suit and mario started purring. Mario then glared at dk to say not to tell anyone that happened (he does, mario just doesn't know)
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this was their dynamic in the movie and I'm glad I got at LEAST fed on one side (now someone please tell me their ship name I can't find shit that isn't just Donkey Kong x Mario)
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I don’t know what circumstances in my life lead to me drawing these but here we are
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marioxdk · 1 year
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Donkey Kong: What the fuck is wrong with you? Mario: Wow, could you start with a "good morning"? Donkey Kong: Good Morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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jokesitos-art · 1 year
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╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ╮
| wow i wanna kiss him |
╰ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ╯
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lanarchers · 1 year
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Mario and DK in the movie. That’s it, that’s the post.
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Donkey Kong x Mario should be called Monkey Wrench
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crazymuff1n · 1 year
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can the fandom please pick one
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