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#SAMUEL RIEGEL
justaweirddruid · 2 years
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Just play Sam Riegel's ex-wife, they said
It will be fun, they said
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puwumats · 11 months
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twitter hacks come and go, but the friend group roasting you for it? that lasts forever.
+ matt is Suffering:
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bixbiboom · 1 year
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Giving this job to Sam was the best thing that’s ever happened to us.
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olessan · 15 days
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F.R.I.D.A: I'll see you soon. Fresh Cut Grass: You will. That's a promise.
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aeoris4lovers · 3 months
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“I KNOW ITS FUPA BUT I DIDNT WANNA SAY IT ON THE TV”
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beedreamscape · 2 days
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On the bad side, I've lost FCG, on the good side I'll have another Sam character to fall for.
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aesadraws · 2 years
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This was all I could think of during all of That
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katiefratie · 13 days
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NO????? WHAT THE FUCK???? 4TH GUIDING BOLT ON HIMSELF?????? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Nuclear explosion themselves....no no no no no he finally feels alive and
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pocketgalaxies · 2 years
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sam: it's 15 feet long?
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liam: *gesturing in forward-back direction* long. the shaft is...
sam:
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*cue like five more minutes of sam making increasingly explicit and vulgar hand gestures*
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ravendruid · 1 year
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Is this world round? Can we go the other way?
7 years later:
Exandria is flat.
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neokonewman · 2 years
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LOQUATIUS HAMBRICK ZUCKER???
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justaweirddruid · 2 years
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puwumats · 2 years
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i call this one
"consequences"
a.k.a.: Sam Finds His Gag Reflex
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visexual-maelstrom · 2 years
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if this is why sam has a mustache now i stg...
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Don’t be so judgmental SAMUEL. Some of us don’t have Help to do the dishes.
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starsplit · 2 years
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I cast faerie fire and their heads exploded!
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