#Shrek zosan au

[bidisastersanji]

Hear me out… Shrek ZoSan AU- waitwaitwait i swear it makes sense please don’t go this might be my worst best idea ever

Recluse grumpy green man who just wants to be left alone, fights good, has bad hygiene: check

Royal baddie with a secret, locked away for not turning out “right” who can actually fight really well with kicks and has a tougher side under their polished exterior: check

Zoro wants his swamp back after it’s flooded by magical creatures on the run from the tyrannical kingdom of Totto Land

He and an extremely talkative wooden puppet named Usopp go to Tonta Land to demand its ruler remove the magical creatures from his swamp

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

Zoro wins the tournament he accidentally entered and is forced by Big Mom to go retrieve the beautiful prince from the highest tower to marry to her daughter Pudding

He so gets lost, there’s a convo about onions, and Usopp and him finally get to the place and there’s lava and a lady dragon named Kaya who apparently loves Usopp’s stories

Sanji is waiting in the room patiently for true love’s kiss and Zoro just hauls him and his perfect ass over his shoulder and leaves

oh thank god they actually didn’t slay the dragon she’s actually been my friend these many years

Prince Sanji demands Zoro removes his helmet and is met with a mosshead brute

He thanks the noble knight and his squire as he’s been taught, however, trembling with concealed anger and not willing to let go of his fantasy of romantic knights saving him from his tower

Oh no they want to bring him back somewhere and night will come soon and he manages to hide himself in a cave the first night, overhearing his saviors talking about the stars during the night

He cooks them eggs and brekkie in the morning, not wanting to seem ungrateful (and he didn’t want the eggs to go to waste after accidentally killing the birds with song)

On the road he and the brute start getting along better, Zoro really appreciating how strong and fun to be around Sanji is, and Sanji feeling so happy being able to be himself authentically (almost) around someone and be appreciated for it

Cue romantic montage

They’re nearly in Tonta Land and everything crashes down around them that one night - Zoro was going to confess his feelings but overhears Sanji saying “who could love a monster” to Usopp, not knowing Sanji is talking about himself

He walks through the night to fetch Big Mom’s generals to escort them back and says goodbye to Sanji

Sanji resigns himself and pushes for a wedding to happen before nightfall lest his secret be out- even though he quickly understands that he’s a pawn for Big Mom to make ties to his sire’s kingdom of Far Far Germa

Meanwhile Zoro is sulking in his swamp

This is all happening with Hallelujah playing btw - picture the wedding cake with the toppers and everything

Zoro arrives to interrupt the wedding and say I object

But it’s too late and Sanji transforms and Pudding reacts in disgust - revealing her true feelings for the Prince and saying that she’s found him pathetic from the start

Kaya dragon comes in and eats Big Mom

Zoro and Sanji kiss and Sanji is like - but ?? I didn’t change ? I was supposed to be beautiful

You are beautiful , cook.

Cue “I’m a believer” wedding montage with the usual suspects

The end (unless Shrek 2 with germa ??)

Can you believe I wrote this whole thing from memory of the Shrek movie + did so without ever confirming that the protagonists were actually in ogre form ?

#i don’t care what anybody says this is my magnum opus #this is the peak story idea I’ve ever had #Shrek au #Shrek zosan au #galaxy brain #zosan #zoro x sanji #zosan fic idea #zosan fic #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #usopp as pinnochio #what would the others be as magical creatures btw #let me know if you have some good ideas !!! #one piece zosan

[kitsuzoro]

Shrek AU Zosan Fanfiction

"I wasn't expecting to be rescued," said the blond. "Especially not by a brute." "And I wasn't expecting the princess to be a man," replied Zoro. or Roronoa Zoro messes up his quest and arrives at the wrong castle.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #fanfiction #shrek #shrek au #zosan

[kaqzu]

Rules: Tag 9 people you'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @akatsukitrash & @hidanstitties

3 ships: currently obsessing over, in order: zosan (op), kakuhida, kisahida

First ship: Ren/Horohoro from shaman king, if you want first nrt ship, then nh i guess.

Last song: Go F*ck Yourself by Two Feet or Self Care by Mac Miller, i can't remember & i dont feel like checking rn

Last movie: Black Swan

Reading: uhh let's break it in two: manga - One Piece; book - Short Stories Edgar A. Poe

Watching: Better Call Saul & OPLA but with japanese dub this time

Consuming: coke zero & watermelon ice vape

Craving: the least embarrassing thing i can put here is a real cig

Tagging: only somewhat active people! @latart, @liliumsolis, @scars-and-scythes, @uotsu, @zombie-honeymoon, @oh-hai-senpai, @reapersperdition, @navigatorsghost, @falloutdopesstuff no pressure if you don't feel like it!

#phi.txt #around of 50% of people i tagged are people who left nice things under my last coloring #i appreciate it so much!! #if you wonder what kakuhida and zosan have in common then it's a shrek au on ao3 #there should be a 3x3 bingo card about what your otps have in common and shrek au should be a middle square #i cheated with the song so much; im not reveling my native language on here and i listen to a lot of rap in it #the craving is a reference to a popular tumblr post but i wont link it bc i'd be cringe #thanks for tagging me!

[sporesgalaxy]

[clawing my way out of the depths coughing and spluttrring and fighting for my life] zosan shrek au

#adddna #1pc

[cosmicatta]

Ask & Answered!

tagged by @toastdarling 🌸 thank you!

◈   TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

favourite colour(s): every shade of blue

favourite flavour(s): cinnamon, cherry, teriyaki

favourite genre(s): fantasy, magical realism, mystery

favourite music: honestly I'll listen to pretty much anything, from hard rock to classical music, but I have a special preference for 80s hits and Japanese indie

favourite movie(s): Pride and Prejudice (2005), Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek 2

favourite series: Good Omens, One Piece, Haikyuu!!, Gravity Falls

last song: Your body is a weapon by The Wombats

last movie: Glass Onion

currently reading: The house in the cerulean sea by TJ Klune

currently watching: One Piece, Buddy Daddies

currently working on: in a creative sense, working on a zosan royal au fic, several fanart pieces and a few fantasy au concepts I'm excited about; in a personal sense, working on my insecurities, hoping to improve my lifestyle by trying sports for the first time (kendo, specifically!) and studying for a competitive exam

@goldenandhappy @ftld42 @bryttdaffodil @doremiinas @ats0mi @mafuwara @miyakiyoomii @heart-cores @omiishii

#tag games #🌸 cute

[curlybrow-kun]

zosan Shrek AU. end tweet

#zosan

[kstarlitchaotics]

ZoSan Shrek AU

Zoro - Shrek

Sanji - Finoa

Luffy - Donkey

#one piece #zosan #zoro x sanji

[whereistheonepiece]

WITOP’s Zosan Fanfic Rec Post

So @alexgrand1 asked me to write up my recommendations for Zosan fanfics. It may just end up containing the same fics you’ve already read from other recommendation posts because I’m not brave enough to go looking into One Piece’s fanfiction archives on the usual site unless it’s a rarepair, but here’s mine. Separated into categories.

Makes Me Emotional To This Day

Ghost of a Chance by Saber ShadowKitten. Ask me what I think about it and you’ll get incoherent screaming. But in a good way. I once lost track of this story and went on a journey to find it again, that’s how much I like it. Could also fit under the slowburn category, but oh. It makes me swoon, but if I were to tell you what exactly about it makes me swoon, that would be spoiling it for you and it’s imperative you experience this one on your own.

this, at least by adietxt. I aspire to write like this author. Like, for real, the quality of the prose is really on a level that makes me want to write like that. And I’m not just recommending this for the writing quality. The pining! The character interactions! It hurts so good.

The invisible tide by Soroka. Dear god, it still hurts. But it’s so damn good that the pain is worth it.

tricks out of our sleeves by bluewalk. Because who isn’t going to bond over shared trauma?

Humor!

Adventure on Forest Island by BlackBarBooks. Reads just like an episode of the show, but with smut.

Idiot Romance by Saber ShadowKitten.

halfway there by cirro. Modern Day AU that has such a great handle on the characters. I adore the way this author writes Zoro’s thought processes.

always by cirro. Sequel to halfway there.

The Not-So-Romantic Tale of the Swordsman and the Cook by donutsandcoffee. Dear, sweet Usopp.

Just Plain Old Cute!

All Ink and No Words by New Neon. Holds a dear place in my heart as the first Zosan fic I read. Canon divergent, as a warning.

The Place We Call Home by aceoftwos. You know, suddenly Accidentally in Love from the Shrek 2 album is stuck in my head thinking of this fic.

Sloooooooowburn~

Impel Down by BlackBarBooks. Just do it.

Breathe For Me by Psycho Chibbi. 

The Way to a Man’s Heart by endsoftime.

Learning to Listen by three_days_late. I was never particularly interested in Soulmate AUs, but, boy, does this one make a case for them. I found this fic through a recommendation based on a text post I made once and I’m glad for it.

Bill and Ted Voice: Excellent!!!

Residue of a Rainbow by NarcissiticNinny.

Impulse on Insight by EudaimonArisornae.

graveyard dirt by bluewalk.

What Happens... by cuethe_pulse.

blood, salt and idiocy by rosie_peverell.

go back to sleep by itsmylifekay.

Like Steel for Chocolate by maldoror. So not only does this have good Zosan, but it also introduced me to UsoLu, and the drama leads to great scenes with the characters that we’ve never seen addressed in canon.

Dark Fics

Just You, Just him by cuethe_pulse

migratory animals by donutsandcoffee

Myalgia by Salmon_Pink

#fanfic #zosan fanfic recs

[trafalgarlawsdepression]

I watched shrek 2 and was like haha crack zosan au but like...it fits just a little too well

#zosan #no one look at me i'm clowning

[kitsuzoro]

finally wrote the 2nd chapter, deciding not to include a nerfed dragon!katakuri https://archiveofourown.org/works/49929634/

#accidentally in love #zosan #shrek au #fanfiction