#Shrek au

[polaroidcats]

My Beloved Monster (a wolfstar ficlet)

Remus didn't remember his life before he got cursed. For all he knew he had been born in this castle and would most likely die in this castle because let's face it, who could ever love a monster like him? If you asked him, his chances to ever leave the castle were very slim. Saved by true love's first kiss.. yeah right.

He expected people to run away and leave him as soon as they discovered what he turned into when the moon stood high in the night sky. In fact, he'd seriously worry about anyone who didn't run away when they saw the monster that lay dormant while he pretended to be princess Remus Lupin, damsel in distress, just a normal human, every day.

He had his books and his plants and his fiery best friend Lily, who he had become rather close with over the years. At first, Remus had been annoyed by how protective Lily seemed of him, always fighting his battles and never letting him stand his own ground. But eventually he understood she only had his best interests at heart and was the most loyal friend any princess could wish for, so after several months of scorched eyebrows for Remus when Lily had lost her temper with him again, they set their differences aside and became friends.

Now he considered Lily his only best friend, and would do anything to protect her, just as she would always do anything to protect him and the cosy little life they had built together in their castle. It wasn't much, but they were content in each others company and Remus didn't see any reason why that should ever change.

They had a good system - some knight in shining armor would arrive to save Remus and Lily would make sure to only let through who she thought worthy of her best friend. So far that had led to every single knight returning to their kingdom unsuccessful, making up tales about the princess in the tower and the powerful dragon protecting her. None of them had ever even seen Remus, otherwise some might have been telling stories about a prince instead but in the end that's just semantics and none of that truly mattered when it came to it.

What mattered more to Remus was when one day all his protective measures failed and Lily got distracted by the knight's truly annoying and arrogant sidekick which resulted in a knight surprising Remus in his bedchamber just as he was about to take his 15th nap of the day (a true princess needs her beauty sleep, after all). He was lounging peacefully in his bed, about to fall asleep, when he heard steps and suddenly felt someone shake him less than gently.

"Wake up!!", the knight said and Remus looked at him, frightened.

"What?" he asked, and the knight replied, asking "Are you princess Remus?"

It is easy to assume that Remus had spent his entire life preparing himself for this moment, and that was partly true - there was a part of him that was a hopeless romantic, dreaming of a beautiful knight in shining armor coming to rescue him. That part was however routinely suppressed by the much, much louder part that told him he would never be worthy of anyone's love and would die as the monster he secretly was.

So when the moment came and the (only) most beautiful knight he had ever seen had made his way to Remus' bedchamber, all he managed to say was "I-I am. A-awaiting a knight uhm so bold as to uh rescue me? I guess?"

Not quite what Lily had made him rehearse but still so much better than how he had thought he would do, if he was being honest. At least what he had said was a grammatically correct sentence and made sense and he didn't just say the first thing that had come to his mind when he saw the prince, which had been "For fucks sake why are you so hot and I'm looking like a mess, lying here with my stuffed grindylow." or the second thing which had been "I'm so fucking gay". So all in all, Remus counted it as a win.

The knight smiled at him and said "Oh, that's nice. Now, let's go!" Go?? Go where??? Remus didn't want to go anywhere, not when he finally had a knight in his bedchamber!

"But wait, uh, sir knight? This uhm this be-eth our first meeting. Should it uhm not be a wonderful, romantic moment?" The knight replied with "Yeah, sorry dude, there's no time" while he was grabbing Remus' arm, and trying to get him to leave his bedchamber.

"Hey, wait. What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet, out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed!" Remus was growing angrier now, he hadn't been planning on ever getting rescued but this definitely wasn't how he would have imagined it to go, on the few occasions he had allowed himself to fantasize about it.

The knight seemed amused by it all. "You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?" Remus didn't want to answer that, afraid of embarrassing himself, but he couldn't help it.

"We have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!" The knight still didn't seem to understand the importance of this moment for Remus, as he tried to drag him down the castle stairs.

"I don't think so" he said over his shoulder. Remus was getting impatient now, who did this knight think he was? And where the hell was Lily, she was supposed to defend the tower against exactly this type of person, Remus couldn't ever imagine this knight being his true love and he almost didn't want to be rescued anymore.

"Can I at least know the name of my champion?" he asked, clearly annoyed by the whole situation.

"Uh, Shririus" said the knight.

#wolfstar #just a lil drabble nothing too serious <3 #wolfstar shrek au #shrekposting #shririus #shrek au

[grayluforever]

Lucifer: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be…

Alastor: Half sinner, yes.

Lilith: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Right Lucifer?

Lucifer: Oh no. No of course not. That is assuming cannibals like you don’t eat your own young!

Charlie: (Horrified) Dad!

Alastor: (Angered) Oh no! We usually prefer the ones who’ve had their hopes and dreams crushed by uncaring parents!

Charlie: Alastor please.

Lucifer: (Also angered) I only did that because I love her.

Alastor: Oh really? Reasonable conversing or flat out negligence?

Lucifer: You wouldn’t understand! You’re not her father!

Charlie face palms.

#charlastor #shrek 2 #shrek x fiona #alastor x charlie #shrek vibes #radiobelle #hazbin hotel #shrek au #shriona

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

I NEED A HERO!

The tease image made me hyped enough to finally drew Puzzlevision in the Fairy godmother's red dress, and I thought of spice the outfit a little bit more

#smg4 #smg3 #smg34 #he's a prince and i'm an ogre #shrek au #smg4 puzzlevision #smg4 au #digital art #my art

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

Well you guys asked for it...

#shrek au #????? #tma #the magnus archive #tma au #tma podcast #digital art #my art #art #the magnus archives #fan art #tma jon #jon sims #jonathan sims #jonmartin #tma jmart #jmart #martin blackwood #tma martin

[lizaluvsthis]

Presenting... ANOTHER REDRAW FROM SHREK THE MOVIE!

@b-r-i-n-g-x heres another art mate! Enjoy the food!

(I'm giving quite the motivation while I continue my fanfic-)

#lizaluv #smg34 #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 smg3 #my art #b r i n g x #shrek au #hes the prince and i'm an ogre

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

More Shrek AU

Adam: What the fuck has gotten into you? You're acting like a, like a...

Lucifer: Like a what!?

Adam: Like a demon!

Lucifer: Well news flash baby, I am a demon! I'm the fucking King of Hell, get use to it!

Adam: ....

Adam: You know, Lucifer, I gave up a lot of things to be with you. Maybe you should try and remember that. *Walks off*

Lucifer: Fuck. Well that's just great.

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer x adam #incorrect quotes #shrek au

[gachawolfiebloom]

I really enjoy the shrek AU and chains of a fragile soul by @b-r-i-n-g-x and @shygirl4991 so I decided to make the I need a hero scene from the second shrek. I made the tv adware the fairy godmother and Aster as Prince Charming.

#smg4 #smg3 #smg34 fanfiction #smg4 au #chains of a fragile soul #shrek au #shrek 2 #smg34fanart #i need a hero

[bidisastersanji]

Hear me out… Shrek ZoSan AU- waitwaitwait i swear it makes sense please don’t go this might be my worst best idea ever

Recluse grumpy green man who just wants to be left alone, fights good, has bad hygiene: check

Royal baddie with a secret, locked away for not turning out “right” who can actually fight really well with kicks and has a tougher side under their polished exterior: check

Zoro wants his swamp back after it’s flooded by magical creatures on the run from the tyrannical kingdom of Totto Land

He and an extremely talkative wooden puppet named Usopp go to Tonta Land to demand its ruler remove the magical creatures from his swamp

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

Zoro wins the tournament he accidentally entered and is forced by Big Mom to go retrieve the beautiful prince from the highest tower to marry to her daughter Pudding

He so gets lost, there’s a convo about onions, and Usopp and him finally get to the place and there’s lava and a lady dragon named Kaya who apparently loves Usopp’s stories

Sanji is waiting in the room patiently for true love’s kiss and Zoro just hauls him and his perfect ass over his shoulder and leaves

oh thank god they actually didn’t slay the dragon she’s actually been my friend these many years

Prince Sanji demands Zoro removes his helmet and is met with a mosshead brute

He thanks the noble knight and his squire as he’s been taught, however, trembling with concealed anger and not willing to let go of his fantasy of romantic knights saving him from his tower

Oh no they want to bring him back somewhere and night will come soon and he manages to hide himself in a cave the first night, overhearing his saviors talking about the stars during the night

He cooks them eggs and brekkie in the morning, not wanting to seem ungrateful (and he didn’t want the eggs to go to waste after accidentally killing the birds with song)

On the road he and the brute start getting along better, Zoro really appreciating how strong and fun to be around Sanji is, and Sanji feeling so happy being able to be himself authentically (almost) around someone and be appreciated for it

Cue romantic montage

They’re nearly in Tonta Land and everything crashes down around them that one night - Zoro was going to confess his feelings but overhears Sanji saying “who could love a monster” to Usopp, not knowing Sanji is talking about himself

He walks through the night to fetch Big Mom’s generals to escort them back and says goodbye to Sanji

Sanji resigns himself and pushes for a wedding to happen before nightfall lest his secret be out- even though he quickly understands that he’s a pawn for Big Mom to make ties to his sire’s kingdom of Far Far Germa

Meanwhile Zoro is sulking in his swamp

This is all happening with Hallelujah playing btw - picture the wedding cake with the toppers and everything

Zoro arrives to interrupt the wedding and say I object

But it’s too late and Sanji transforms and Pudding reacts in disgust - revealing her true feelings for the Prince and saying that she’s found him pathetic from the start

Kaya dragon comes in and eats Big Mom

Zoro and Sanji kiss and Sanji is like - but ?? I didn’t change ? I was supposed to be beautiful

You are beautiful , cook.

Cue “I’m a believer” wedding montage with the usual suspects

The end (unless Shrek 2 with germa ??)

Can you believe I wrote this whole thing from memory of the Shrek movie + did so without ever confirming that the protagonists were actually in ogre form ?

#i don’t care what anybody says this is my magnum opus #this is the peak story idea I’ve ever had #Shrek au #Shrek zosan au #galaxy brain #zosan #zoro x sanji #zosan fic idea #zosan fic #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #usopp as pinnochio #what would the others be as magical creatures btw #let me know if you have some good ideas !!! #one piece zosan

[asiriyep]

Izuna is fine.

#asiriyep #tobirama #madara #izuna #shrek au #naruto #naruto shippuden #tobirama senju #senju tobirama #madara uchiha #uchiha madara #izuna uchiha #uchiha izuna #au #mini comic #random #cookie #illustration

[modernday-jay]

speaking of alfred and arthur friendship… heres the only au that matters… a shrek 2 au

#I BROUGHT IT BACK #i CANNOT find the original dumb drawing i made ages ago lmao #but what can you do #my art #hetalia #hws england #hws america #hws spain #arthur kirkland #alfred f. jones #antonio fernandez carriedo #shrek au #I FEEL SO BAD TAGGING SERIOUSLY LMAO

[polaroidcats]

i was gonna pitch shrek to you for the disney marauders au’s and then remembered that shrek is in fact dreamworks and not disney

but like remus as fiona, cursed to turn into a “monster” and locked away in isolation by well meaning parents who only hope to find a cure. and sirius as shrek who is outcast by society and has grown jaded and withdrawn from this (who also doesn’t have any family and appears to be exiled from ogre communities since he’s the only one for seemingly miles around)

plus you have jily as donkey and dragon (the babies look like james and have lily’s wings!!)

(so ig im pitching it to you anyway)

NO PLEASE I LOVE IT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FANDOM NEEDS A SHREK AU IT'S SERIOUSLY SO PERFEKT I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!!! I've been thinking abt Shririus all day so I had to make a little collage:

and I'm tagging my fellow Shririus enthusiasts, @lynxindisguise who had very similar shrarauders thoughts as you and @hiddenmoonbeam who dreams of drawing Shririus, hottest dyke in the swamp, with his beautiful black hair! 💚💚💚

#shrarauders #shririus #idk what to tag this as but i feel like shrek au deserves its own tag #maybe the whole agenda needs a new name too bc i dont want to limit it to just disney and balto wasnt disney either !! #ask #shrek au #i spent WAY too long on all the silly little details in the collage ahahaha #graphic design is my passion #disney marauders au agenda

[grayluforever]

Blessed Shrek AU

Alastor=Shrek

Charlie=Fiona

Angel=Donkey

Vaggie=Dragon

Seviathan: Lord Farquaad

Gingerbread Man= Niffty

Pinocchio= Baxter

Big Bad Wolf=Loona

Three Little Pigs= Cletus Collin and Kennie

Old Woman= Valentino

King Harold= Lucifer

Queen Lillian= Lilith

Fairy Godmother=Martha

Prince Charming= Stolas

Puss in Boots= Sir Pentious

Doris= Sallie May

Rumpelstiltskin= Vox

Kitty Softpaws= Cherri Bomb

#charlastor #alastor x charlie #spidermoth #angel x vaggie #cherrisnake #shrek au

[marsafter-dark]

Vash has decided that, you know what actually fuck this. He is 150 years old and he is going to embrace his Shrek energy and live as a hermit in a swamp.

He has layers, you guys, like an onion.

Close up of the man himself

#trigun #my art #digital art #Yes i am aware deserts do not have swamps #Im choosing to ignore this #Im small and have very little money if i want to build a Shrek AU where Wolfwood is Donkey no one can stop me #trigun stampede #shitpost #doodle #vash my beloved #vash fanart #vash the stampede #eriks trigun #i really really like Vash’s Erik’s era hair #shrek au #shoutout to the discord for this one

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

Art blocks suck, so I thought I might as well share some au ideas me and one my friends came up with late last night.

#tma au #tma au ideas #the magnus archive #tma #tma podcast #one of them is very wholesome #and the other one is so cursed #youtuber au #shrek au

[lizaluvsthis]

Redraw scene from Shrek the Movie

But it's SMG34- a Shrek AU by @b-r-i-n-g-x :)

#lizaluv #smg34 #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 smg3 #my art #b r i n g x #shrek au #shrek

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Coming soon to the Shrek AU near you.

Charlie: Dad wait!

Lucifer: What?

Charlie: There's a line you gotta wait for! The priest will say, 'Speak now or forever hold your Peace' and that's when you bust in and yell 'I object!'

Lucifer: I don't have time for this!

Charlie knocks him into the door: Dad! Do you want to hold him?

Lucifer: Yes.

Charlie: Love him?

Lucifer: Yes!

Charlie: Please him?

Lucifer: YES!

Charlie: Then you've got to try a little tenderness! Everyone loves that romantic crap.

Lucifer: Okay knock it off! When does this guy say the line?

Charlie: We gotta check it out.

#adamsapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #incorrect quotes #shrek au #Charlie is their biggest fan