Lucifer: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be…
Alastor: Half sinner, yes.
Lilith: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Right Lucifer?
Lucifer: Oh no. No of course not. That is assuming cannibals like you don’t eat your own young!
Charlie: (Horrified) Dad!
Alastor: (Angered) Oh no! We usually prefer the ones who’ve had their hopes and dreams crushed by uncaring parents!
Charlie: Alastor please.
Lucifer: (Also angered) I only did that because I love her.
Alastor: Oh really? Reasonable conversing or flat out negligence?
Lucifer: You wouldn’t understand! You’re not her father!
Charlie face palms.
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The Loki and Mobius theories for ep5 in twt are giving me major Shrek 4 plot vibes
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Piper passes by a maiden doing chores.
This was the first idea I had when Piper meets Cinderella, after the whole Snow White occurence.
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is there a way mc can return back to their mortal self? 🥺
I've been debating this very thing myself for a while but at the moment I'm leaning towards no. I personally dislike stories in which the monstrous character gets turned into a human and everything is hunky dory again. I think it goes against the message I'm trying to convey.
If I do end up implementing something like that down the road, it would come at a steep cost.
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Okay but for real, what the FUCK is Ludinus's plan for the Divine Gate. Does he really think a hungry predator that's been in a cage for several ages is going to take the time to break through the Divine Gate when there's a whole planet to chew through as an appetizer first?
Like, this man probably has a 25 intelligence score and he's such an idiot.
I hope he gets eaten first.
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LOVE UPDATE: they’re still in love
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looming nightmare but what if rosa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Ok so I went back and did all the options in both confessions that Hira would theoretically say, and while I don't think they'd actually ask him whether he was ever attracted to them or not, I thought I'd check just to see what he'd say for extra insight for my fic and uh ... My "he's not attracted to them at first" theory is down the toilet lmao.
He does roll his eyes a bit on the first line, but I don't see why he'd feel the need to lie to them at this point when he's, ya know, literally confessing his feelings and motivations. So guess this is why it was good that I decided to play a second time before writing any fic.
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songs that i think the vox machina would sing really really loud in a karaoke bar
vax: love from the other side by fall out boy
vex: who's gonna save u now by rina sawayama
keyleth: paradise by coldplay
percy: love me normally by will wood
grog: all star by smash mouth
pike: holding out for a hero by bonnie tyler
scanlan: the short king anthem
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inspirational🧅✨
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