#Slender Bros Incorrect Quotes
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Incorrect Quote: Splendor and Offender Bonding- Chaotically
SCENE: The two are standing in the back of an elevator, talking in hushed voices but loud enough for the random lady at the front, to hear everything.
Splendor: Someone followed me again, last night.
Offender: Ah, you're just being paranoid.
Lady: *Concerned face, though she's not looking at them and trying to mind her own business*
Splendor: I'm telling you, they're onto me.
Offender: Come on- no one could recognise you after all that plastic surgery.
Lady: O_O
Splendor: ... That's what Marlena thought...
Offender: Marlena got sloppy. She never should've gone back to Zurich.
Splendor: *Voice full of woe* I just don't want anymore bloodshed.
Lady: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!...
Offender: Relax. You're home free.
Splendor: You don't know the Woodchuck and his ways.
Woman in the elevator, good and terrified: *Zooms out of the elevator at the immediate next stop, maybe not even her own floor*
*... Splendor and Offender burst out laughing*
Splendor: Oh, we're terrible!!
Offender: WE are?? You are! 'The woodchuck and his ways'-
Splendor: Ahh... You know, we really should stop doing this. Its not nice.
Offender: *Sigh* Ah, you're right, we wont do it again.
*Another stranger comes onto the elevator*
Splendor: ...
Offender: ...
Splendor: ... How'd you get the stuff through customs?
Offender: They never check the wooden leg.
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PJO Incorrect Quotes
Percy: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they have also met me.
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Percy: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Percy: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Percy: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Percy: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Percy: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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Percy: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Percy: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Percy as a child: I can't wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Percy now: I can't wait to go to bed.
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Percy: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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Percy: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Percy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Percy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Percy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Percy: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Percy: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Percy: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Percy: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Percy: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Percy, admiring a sleeping Annabeth: You’re so cute.
Annabeth, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Percy, lovingly: I know.
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Annabeth: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.
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Annabeth: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already.
“Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Annabeth: as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Annabeth, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
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Annabeth: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Annabeth: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Annabeth: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Annabeth lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Annabeth: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Annabeth, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Hazel, playing a video game: How do I play?
*Hazel has drawn first blood!*
*Hazel is on a killing spree!*
*Hazel is on a rampage!*
*Hazel is unstoppable!*
*Hazel is dominating!*
*Hazel is godlike!*
Hazel: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.
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Leo: No problemo!
Leo, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Leo: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Leo: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
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Leo: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Leo: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Jason: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!
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Jason, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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been a WHILE since i posted and so here, have some quotes i got from an incorrect quote generator
Rune: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Rune: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
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Katka: So, I heard you like bad girls…
Katka: I'm bad.
Katka: At everything.
Katka: *winks with both eyes*
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Eris: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favor.
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Aylan: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb things while completely sober too.
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Jadan: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!
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Vindict: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
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Diani: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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Shipper: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now Buttons has to physically restrain me from putting a light bulb in my mouth
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Aaray: Assert your dominance over your friends by stabbing them through the chest, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead.
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Esme as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Esme now: I can’t wait to go to bed.
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Zhaya: No problemo!
Zhaya, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Edessa: I can't stay tonight; I have work to do.
Calder: But, Dessie, I'll be so lonely without you! Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Edessa: …are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Calder:
Calder: Is it working?
#full disclosue Aaray is not exactly an OC (just an evil version of a canon character) but the quote fit really well so I had to add it#oc quotes#my ocs#rune kressa wridger#katka saxon#eris wren#aylan vos ventress#jadan sa'al#lady vindict#madi'ani#clone trooper shipper#clone trooper buttons#darth aaray#esme ereth#protector zhaya#oc edessa#calder couran#incorrect quotes
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Incorrect Quote
Splendor: Its times like this that most families...
Splendor: ... Pull together, and draw strength from each other...
Slender: ...
Slender: ... What shall we do?
#splendor; we're gonna draw strength from eachother whether you like it or not#sit down-#offender: *tries to leave-*#trender: *holds him down*#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Creepypasta#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote#Crepypasta Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros#Slender Brothers#Slender Brother Incorrect Quote#Slender Brothers Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros Incorrect Quote#Slender Bros Incorrect Quotes#Splenderman#Splendorman#Slenderman#source: Frasier
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Slender: Come into my office so I can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are.
BEN: I- *Looks around*... Do I have a choice?
Slender: No.
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Slender, totally fake: Well, lets not go another ten years without seeing eachother.
Offender, also totally fake: Sounds good. I'll see you in eight.
#splender: we're FAMILY-#for GODS SAKE-#*huph*#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote#Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros#Creepypasta#Slender Brothers#Slender Bro Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros Incorrect Quote#Slender Brothers Incorrect Quote#Slender Brothers Incorrect Quotes#Slenderman#Offenderman#source: tfr's writing prompts
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Trender and Splender are huddled around a dropped cheesecake on the floor, with forks, picking around the bits that have touched the floor- looking quite ashamed of themselves, when Offender walks in.
Offender: ...
Splender:
Offender: ...
Trender:
Offender: *Gets out a fork from his coat and kneels down with them over the cheesecake* Alright! What are we eatin'?
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The time Zalgo had to stay over because of rioting in hell.
Trender: Slender! Calm down!
Slender: You know what!?- Last time I checked, this was still my house. Until somebody else invaded it.
Slender: -Even the doorknob smells like him.
Trender: *Okay, I get that you're frustrated- wait*
Trender: Why were you smelling the doorknob
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Offender, educating literally anyone who has ever gotten an 'I'm fine', from Slender: Fine does not mean fine!
Offender: The scale goes; Great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine!
#offender: are you MAD?#offender: you need to go fix whatever you fucked up and quick you unsolicited moron#offender: you've ruined everything for everyone! go!#offender: or I'll kill you myself!#offender: go go go go go go go-#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote#Creepypasta#Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes#Slender Bros#Slender Brothers#Offenderman#Slenderman#source: Two Broke Girls
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Trender: ... Are you... asking me... if I'll help you pick out clothing... so you can seduce a woman?
Slender: I was-
Trender: Oh I don't know, its only ALL I'VE BEEN WANTING FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS, SLENDER.
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Zalgo: *Sitting in the Slender Mansion medical room after contracting a rare demon disease that he required help with* So ... You still mad at me?...
Splender, the medical professional of the group: *Sighs, shoulders dropping.* ... No...
Zalgo: :D :D
Splender: -But if you try to kill my little brother again, I'll put you in here myself.
Zalgo: *And I oop- Looks to Offender* He's still mad!!
Offender: *Nodding, like mhm yeaaah a little advice from me to you- don't talk to Splender for a little while, he's still a bit testy about the whole thing... *
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Incorrect Quote
On Trender's first kiss.
Splender: Wait- So- He kissed you, and you said 'thank you'?
Trender: Yes! *Freaking out*
Splender: Well... Trender... that was very polite!...
#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Creepypasta#Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote#Trenderman#Splenderman#Slender Bros#Slender Brothers#source: Gilmore Girls
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Incorrect Quotes (Human AU)
The one where Slender was freaking out about exams and Offender bestowed some brotherly advice on his baby brother.
Slender: Who cares if I'm pretty, if I fail my finals!! ?
Offender: *Turning around* Okay-
Offender: You have got this so, completely, backwards.
#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Creepypasta#Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote#Slenderman#Offenderman#Slender Brothers#Slender Bros#source: Gilmore Girls
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Offender: Trender, bro, I cant believe you wont let me look (perv) at your new line! I've never been so insulted in my goddamn life.
Slender: Wh- You've never been so insulted???
Slender: Well, now I'm insulted.
#making people feel terrible is one of the w things this man has in his kife offender#why would you say something so horribke where he can hear you#in his own home#psh#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#Creepypasta#Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Slender Brothers#Slenderman#Offenderman#Trenderman#source: The Nanny
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