#Slender Brothers Incorrect Quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote: Splendor and Offender Bonding- Chaotically

SCENE: The two are standing in the back of an elevator, talking in hushed voices but loud enough for the random lady at the front, to hear everything.

Splendor: Someone followed me again, last night.

Offender: Ah, you're just being paranoid.

Lady: *Concerned face, though she's not looking at them and trying to mind her own business*

Splendor: I'm telling you, they're onto me.

Offender: Come on- no one could recognise you after all that plastic surgery.

Lady: O_O

Splendor: ... That's what Marlena thought...

Offender: Marlena got sloppy. She never should've gone back to Zurich.

Splendor: *Voice full of woe* I just don't want anymore bloodshed.

Lady: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!...

Offender: Relax. You're home free.

Splendor: You don't know the Woodchuck and his ways.

Woman in the elevator, good and terrified: *Zooms out of the elevator at the immediate next stop, maybe not even her own floor*

*... Splendor and Offender burst out laughing*

Splendor: Oh, we're terrible!!

Offender: WE are?? You are! 'The woodchuck and his ways'-

Splendor: Ahh... You know, we really should stop doing this. Its not nice.

Offender: *Sigh* Ah, you're right, we wont do it again.

*Another stranger comes onto the elevator*

Splendor: ...

Offender: ...

Splendor: ... How'd you get the stuff through customs?

Offender: They never check the wooden leg.

#Creepypasta Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #Creepypasta #Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #IQs #Splenderman #Splendorman #Offenderman #Slender Bros #Slender Brothers #Slender Brothers Incorrect Quote #Slender Bros Incorrect Quote #Slender Brothers Incorrect Quotes #Slender Bros Incorrect Quotes #source: Frasier

[internethorrorfan]

Slender Man: "Has anything ⦻f interest happened t⦻ y⦻u since last we sp⦻ke, br⦻ther?"

Splendor Man: "Today BEN came into my room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that Sally put 80 cows in his Minecraft server while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honestly I don’t know how to parent any of this."

(This was inspired by this tweet)

#splendorman #splendor man #Ben Drowned #benjamin lawman #Sally Williams #sally creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta #internet horror #creepypasta au #internet horror au #slenderman #slender man #slender brothers #slender family #Ben is 12 in my AU btw #also Splendor is the father figure type in my au not slender

[wyverber]

Slender: How's Joe?

Toby: who's joe

Slender, in his mind: Okay,okay... Now what was it my brother told me to say? Joe Mamma?

Slender: J-joe? Mamma?

Toby: what.

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta x you #creepy pasta #slenderman #ben drowned #slender brothers #creepypasta incorrect quotes #ben x reader #ej creepypasta

[creepylittlelady]

Sally Williams headcannons? 😋

HELL YEAH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE I LOVE SALLY SO MUUUCHHH, She's not THAT important in my AU but she serves an important character role as she is close to all of the lore important characters (Slender/Zalgo, Lazari, Ben, EJ, Laughing Jack+Jill) so she does serve an overarching purpose. However she just isn't that involved in the greater story.

Backstory: Sally was one of the first Creepypastas I ever learnt about! I even knew who she was before the popular ones like Jeff and Ben lol I actually got into Creepypastas properly after hearing her backstory, so I've got her to thank for how I turned out lol

Anyways...

Sally Headcanons

-Sally's one of the oldest 'beings' in the Forest, besides Slenderman and Laughing Jack+Jill. She was born in the late 50s and died in the mid 60s, making her old as HELL. However, in terms of the age she died, she's actually the youngest in the whole Labrinth.

-Since she died in the 60s, she's definitely a product of her era. Since every form of Ghost stays the same mentally and physically after death, she's definitely an old fashioned person. She doesn't really have 'traditional values' but she definitely finds it incredibly hard to understand certain 'modern aspects' of society and culture.

-She's often referred to as 'Grandma Sally' or as 'Wise Elder' by the younger beings that live in the forest. Majority of the time its used as an insult, since the spirits in the Forest don't like her.

-She ranks pretty high on the 'Ghost' Hierarchy, as she's a Spectre so she can actually achieve a corporal form under a certain set of conditions. In the Forest, she has a corporal form due to it being a Labrinth, therefore it not following natural laws, however in the Outside World she is a proper Ghost so she is invisible and cannot touch things.

-She finds it incredibly hard to understand modern technology. Since she retains the same knowledge capacity she had in life, you can explain how the Internet works to her about a million times and she still just won't understand.

-One thing she just doesn't understand is mobile phones. She only knows how to operate Payphones and Landlines, but she just doesn't understand how a phone works. She SCREAMED the first time she saw one as she believed it was some form of Magic.

-Sometimes she'll secretly watch over the Proxies when they're on missions. They only realised recently, and sometimes use her when they think she'll be useful.

Another Incorrect quote for you:

Masky: Okay Sally if we don't come back in an hour, call Slender for assistance. Sally: I can't. Masky: Why? Sally: I don't have any quarters. *Masky facepalms*

-She's a sassy ass Ghost, and only really pretends to be nice in front of newer residents or in front of the 'adults' like the Proxies, Slender, Jeff etc. Ben, Lazari, Lulu and the younger Pastas definitely know her bs.

-Her best friend is Lazari, and they go on wacky adventures like Jeff and Ben do except its WAY more chaotic, it's very fun to watch them wrestle a ghost for stealing Mr. Death from Sally.

Sally is the brains and Lazari is the brawns (since she's a half demon she's got superman levels of brute force strength).

-Since none of the Ghosts like her and Ben besides Lucy, she often gets into fights with them and boasts about how she can touch things whilst they can't. That's actually the reason why they hate her.

-Ben is sort of like an older brother to her. He often messes around with her and they have tea-parties together with Lazari, sometimes forcefully bringing Jeff along.

-Whilst Nina is gifted at reading who you are as a person, Sally is good at reading your emotions at any given moment. She's good at figuring out peoples needs and what kinda of trauma they could be suffering from. Because of this many newer Pastas tend to gravitate towards her since she'll pick up on the way they'll want to be treated.

-She both adores and is deadly terrified of Slender and Zalgo. Whilst she likes them when they're normal, and especially loves Slender when it's Charles in charge of the body, she's terrified of them when they're in their more 'demonic' states. She hates the Operator due to all the additional trauma he's given her and she doesn't really go near Zalgo due to his violent tendencies.

-Mr. Death is her comfort item, so if you DARE try and touch it without her permission she'll fucking kill you.

-As she's a ghost, she can possess inanimate objects temporarily which she likes doing to scare people, or sometimes do nice things. She once possessed Natalie's stuffed giraffe to say some kind words to her, which worked.

-She's just as capable of being nice as she is capable of being mean. However she is very kind majority of the time, just as long as you don't piss her off, or mention John Williams in ANY SORT OF WAY.

Being serious here. Any mention of John will get you a nasty smack from most residents in the mansion.

-She doesn't swear in any shape or form, as she believes it's unlady-like (remember, traditional values sort of), but she has been known to have used 'Frick' on the record at least once. She doesn't even really say 'Jesus Christ' or use the lord's name in vain, as she grew up Christian (most people were in the 60s but I'm not sure if that was confirmed or anything).

-She LOVES all of the female Pastas (Natalie, Jane, Zero, Dina etc) and often has sleepovers with them and Lazari. Her and Lazari basically do everything together and you don't really see the two apart unless if they've had a fight.

-However she has a complicated relationship with the male pastas. She's neutral towards most of them, but really dislikes Masky and Hoody alongside Jeff as they're almost impossible to read. She's definitely the closest with Ben and EJ, as they both see her as a little sister figure.

She and Laughing Jack+Jill have the most complicated relationship. Due to their personal hatred of children (besides for when he's trying to kill them), it took a long time for the two of them to get along. She likes stacking donuts on his nose when he's asleep.

-She's aware of Lazari's half-sisters, although Lazari isn't, and sometimes delivers presents to her from them.

-Due to being born during the Cold War, she's quite confused about the difference between the Soviet Union and Russia. Weird headcanon but I feel like it would be funny if there was an interaction like;

Sally: Hey did the USA finally beat the Commies? Lazari: Girl what is a Commie Sally: You know, like the Soviet Union? Did we finally beat them and the evil Russian spies? Jeff: GIRL WHAT

-She wants to be apart of the Mansion's Literature Club, however Ben consistently rejects her, much to her chagrin. She mainly wants to join because she wants to figure out what the hell a Fanfiction is and why Nina is so good at writing them.

-Due to the fact that the Mansion has unrestricted internet access and Sally doesn't know enough about the internet to know how to be safe on there, she's seen...stuff.

She accidentally stumbled across Ben's search history whilst trying to use Google and THE HORRORS SHE SAW ON THERE THAT POOR POOR GIRL.

-She actually really likes My Little Pony and has some of the figures. She's blissfully unaware of what a Bronie is, thank the lord.

Her favourite character is Pinkie Pie, of course.

-She often leaves the Labrinth secretly with Lazari to mess with the local kids, and the two of them have gathered somewhat of a name for themselves.

-She often randomly gives long and philosophical speeches about life despite being mentally around 8 years old. Sometimes when Toby's having a meltdown she'll just talk about the meaning of life and family loss and everyone will just sit there in awe.

Then she'll go quiet and act like nothing happened.

There you go, some Sally headcanons! I've got a lot in terms of her connection to the overarching lore of my AU, so if you want I'll give you those too!

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[makerofmadness]

I am once again tagging @umbrarkzoo

for some incorrect FNAF quotes under the cut

Fritz Smith: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Michael Afton: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?  Ennard: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Freddy: Seriously, Cassidy, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?  Golden Freddy: That’s not important  Freddy: I DISAGREE.

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Glamrock Chica: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.  Roxy: Thank you for your sacrifice, Gregory 

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Gregory, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Vanessa.  Vanessa, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child. 

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Michael Afton: Kill me nowwwww.  Elizabeth Afton: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework. 

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William Afton: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

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Gregory: What? I'm not aggressive!  Monty: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?  Gregory: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Gregory: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.  Burntrap: Who told you my secret?  -

Jeremy Fitzgerald: Are you ready to commit?  Fritz Smith: Like, a crime or a relationship? 

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Michael Afton: Where did you get that tomato soup?  Ennard: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.  -

Henry Emily: *Gives a bouquet to William*  William Afton: You know I'm allergic.  Henry Emily: That's the point. 

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The Puppet: Night Guard, fuck off.  The Puppet And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick. 

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Michael Afton: Life is like my brother. It's short.

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Henry Emily: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?  William Afton: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. 

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Michael Afton: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.  -

Funtime Foxy: We either die free, or die trying!  Ballora: Are those the only choices?

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Toy Bonnie: *slams books down in front of Bonnie*  Toy Bonnie: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.  Bonnie: You could have said literally anything else.  Toy Bonnie: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.  Bonnie: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Henry Emily: How the hell are you still alive?  William Afton: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

(Alternatively: Glamrock Freddy and Burntrap because I am a Glamhenry enjoyer-)

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Gregory, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?  Glamrock Freddy: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.  Gregory:  Gregory: Water you doing?

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William Afton: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason. 

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Golden Freddy: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?  Golden Freddy: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.  Golden Freddy: I also want to softhack his circuits.  The Puppet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Fritz Smith: Don’t worry, I have a permit.  Jeremy Fitzgerald: ...This just says “I can do what I want”. 

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Glamrock Chica: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?  Monty: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad. 

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Toy Freddy: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.  Toy Bonnie: Rock.  Toy Freddy: Paper. 

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Nedd Bear: You spent all our money on THIS??  Orville, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. 

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*Bite of 87 happens*

The Puppet: I hope you have an explanation for this.  Toy Chica: We have three actually-  Mangle: Pick your favorite. 

#fnaf #incorrect quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #jerefritz #<- mild

[onerandomgay]

Incorrect Quotes time!!! Featuring the one the only…..

Creepy pastas!!!/Marble Hornets

Now before I post the first incorrect quote I’m going to give you the list of creepy pastas/marble Hornets that I will use when I do anything for Creepy Pasta/Marble Hornets cause I don’t want people to get mad if I don’t use one.

List

Masky/Tim

Hoodie/Brian

Toby

Jeff

BEN

Jane

Nina

Slenderman

All the slender brothers

Jason

Candy Pop

LJ

EJ

Nathan

Sally

Sonic.exe

Smile Dog

Grinny Cat

Puppeteer

Plus more that I have forgotten at the moment cause I’m having a moment where I can’t remember anything right now so I’ll post an updated list later BYE!!!!!!

#creepypasta #slenderman #jeff the killer #laughing jack #eyeless jack #ben drowned #mh masky #hoodie #ticci toby #jane the killer #nina the killer #nathan the nobody #jason the toymaker

[somewhat-crazy]

Jeff, at Slender's brithday party: You invited Satan??

Slender, unimpressed: Really, Jeff? Satan? He's not that bad-

Zalgo: Actually, I prefer ruler of all that is evil but I will answer to Satan.

#you're all so beautiful/handsome and you deserve a hug; go drink some water + de stress + compliment yourself bc you're the best <3 #jeff the killer headcanon #creepypasta jeff the killer #jeff the killer #jeffery woods #jeff the killer creepypasta #jeff the killer x reader #slender x reader #slender proxy #slenderman headcanons #slender brothers #slenderman #creepypasta ben drowned #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #zalgo x reader #zalgoid #lord zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #zalgo #zalgo tw #zalgo cw

[scary-lasagna]

Trender: I love getting groceries, you know you can just buy food and have it in your house? No one tells you that.

Ben, who's been living off of Ramen and gas station pickles for the past three days: yeah, crazy.

#this is just for funsies cause the community fridge is a thing in the manor #ben #ben drowned #also #planning to start stocking up now that im attempting to leave my little funk #Trender #slender brother #creepypasta #creepypasta blog #creepypasta incorrect quotes #source: uhhnnhhhh #or however its spelled jajsjdjf

[qwertyheidi]

Slenderman: You're late.

Offenderman: I'm sorry, I overslept.

Trenderman: It's 4:50 in the afternoon.

#creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #slenderman #trenderman #offenderman #slender brothers

[lightbulb77724]

Splendorman:oh fiddle sticks that really ruffles my feathers

Offender:, crying, please just say fuck

#creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta quotes #incorrect quotes #offender #splendorman #slender brother

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Slender: Come into my office so I can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are.

BEN: I- *Looks around*... Do I have a choice?

Slender: No.

#Incorrect Quote #Inorrect Quotes #Creepypasta Incorrect Quote #Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #IQs #Slender Brothers #Slender Bros #Slenderman #BEN Drowned #Creepypasta #source: Pinterest

[internethorrorfan]

Trender Man: (Meeting Slender Man's proxies for the first time) "WHY ARE ALL OF YOU WEARING HOODIES THIS WILL SIMPLY NOT STAND!"

#Trenderman #trender man #creepypasta incorrect quotes #internet horror #internet horror au #creepypasta au #creepypasta #slender brothers

[wyverber]

Slender: I wake up the pastas from their nap, but every time I do it I'm angry. Just to fuel their Trauma.

Sally: Are you okay?

Slender: No, I'm traumatized and when I can't heal, nobody is allowed to heal!

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta x you #creepy pasta #slenderman #ben drowned #slender brothers #creepypasta incorrect quotes #ben x reader #ej creepypasta

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

hcs on Elspeth’s brothers?

Aight. This one has tw for suicide, lobotomies, and drug overdose. So if that triggers you, then please scroll past this. Block the tags and just ignore this post.

Ezekiel was rather unconfrontational. He was obedient to a fault, he was quiet, and he was a gentle soul. This was what made him perfect for his father to mould into the perfect duplicate of himself. 

While his father was the one who took control of him, there were moments in which Ezekiel managed to become his true self. He would play the piano with Elliot and their mother - Lydia. 

Of course, after his death, his mother was grief-stricken and Steven was expected to carry the family name. 

Steven and their father - Henry - were always at odds with each other. He straight out refused to listen to his teachings. 

This all boiled up until he caught Steven in bed (in a very un-sexual way) with one of the butlers. He disowned Steven on the spot and told the then 11 year old Elliot and Elspeth to act as if he was dead. Steven later died at the age of 30, after a drug overdose. Elspeth was the only one that went to his funeral. 

Elliot was left as the only male heir to the Windroe fortune. He was timid and meek and sickly. He was the jewel of their mother's eye. The baby of the family, and it was obvious in the way she treated him. 

After Steven was disowned, Linore received a lobotomy and became a shell of her former self. Henry then decided to place boatloads of pressure upon him to be the perfect son. 

This all piled up until one summer during which Elspeth was out in the village with some friends, their mother was in the parlor, and their father was working in his office at the summer home. Elliot went to a wardrobe, grabbed a dust-covered box and a single bullet. 

When Elspeth came home, she practically screamed out in fear. The blood stained the bathroom for what felt like months. From then on, no one went into Elliot's room. It was just a space to collect dust. 

And just like that, Elspeth was left as the only child of Linore and Henry Windroe at the age of sixteen. 

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta fanfic #eldritch hall au #eldritch hall #oc: elspeth #suicide tw #death tw #drug tw #overdose tw #slendermother #incorrect slendermama quotes #slendermama #slender mother #slender brothers

[creepypasta-incorrectquotes]

slenderman: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

liu: probably.

#creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta #slenderman #homicidal liu #liu woods #slender brothers

[pastaville-moved-blog]

Slender: Am I cool, or what?

Offender: What.

Slender: I said-

Offender: Oh, no, I heard you.

#source: unknown #just your typical friday night for the brothers #slender brothers #slenderman #offenderman #incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta #creepypasta #quotes