Like 75% of creepypasta and nosleep plots hinge on the fact that the protagonist doesn't have a screen in their window.
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Creepypasta + Marble Hornets as random shit I've heard people say/do
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Jeff: "I've got this, guys, trust." *proceeds to completely miss the ball*
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Toby: "That is one long schlong"
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Ben: "If I just cry at you, will you move?"
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Smiley: "They won't survive programmed death"
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Ben: "Insects have societies, do you think they have a Joker?"
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EJ: "I need the meat in my mouth ASAP"
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Jeff: "The Autism. It does wonders"
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Ben: "God Damnit, I should become Jesus!"
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LJ: "Haha, jokes on you, I'm tall and obnoxious"
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Toby: "I'm just gonna sit here and sluttily eat pizza"
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Brian: "So, I read an article-"
Tim: "Holy Shit, you can read!?"
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Ben: *Playing a video game*"OMG, YOU'RE FATHERLESS, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!" *deep breath* "I don't rage you guys."
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EJ: "I can't see shit, but I'll allow it"
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LJ: "why are you still crawling around? You're dead."
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Toby: *singing* "Me and my husband, we're doing better"
Tim: "I can't believe you just started mitski-ing at me"
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EJ: "It's supposed to change to purple. If it doesn't change colour, it's a negative"
Jeff: "What if it changed to a different colour?"
EJ: "Then that would be concerning."
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Masky: It's not just the makeup. It's you-! You look like a, a-!
Harley: What? I look like a what?
Toby: Whoa, you look like a hooker.
Harley: Ya think?
Masky: That is not a compliment, Harley.
Harley: From Toby? Totally is.
Toby: Hookers are hot~!
Harley: See?
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Scratch, struggling with the morality of his job: And then we dug the bullets out of that family's skulls so they couldn't be traced back to us.
Harley, always looking at the positives: Today, I saw a balloon.
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Jeff: Where did your freckles go?
Y/N: Oh, sometimes they fade during winter.
Jeff: That makes sense.
[Later]
Jeff, glaring at a snowflake: Give. Them. Back. Their. Freckles. You bitch.
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BEN Drowned gets Served a Cease and Desist by Nintendo for Unauthorized Alteration of Nintendo Property.
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Leo: everybody's aways like, "Leo, how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?!"
Leo: I didn't bag shit!
Leo: Natalie picked me up from my neck, threw me on her shoulder, and I've been on it ever since.
Leo: and I've got no plans of getting off of it any time soon.
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