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Undertale Ask Blog

Hello ! I’m Myfanwi, 26 years old, and I decided to open an Undertale Ask Blog. I follow several ones like @ratsoh-writes or @whyiswingdingsafont, and I so badly wanted to do the same thing.

I’m a french writer (she/they, i don’t care), so my English might be weird sometimes, but I’ll do my best. I’m currently studying children litterature in France. I also writes Undertale french fanfiction here and here.

Rules :

- You can ask whatever you want, except heavy gore or heavy sexual things. The description of the available characters (for now) is under the cut, with a small description of each.

Available characters :

- Undertale : Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk (Adult), Chara (Adult), Mettaton, Gaster, Grillby, Muffet, Burgerpants, Asriel, Flowey, Gerson.

- Underfell : Sans (Red), Papyrus (Edge), Undyne, Alphys, Grillby (Ash)

- Underswap : Sans (Blue), Papyrus (Honey), Undyne, Alphys

- Horrortale : Sans (Oak), Papyrus (Willow), Toriel

- Horrorswap : Sans (Nugget), Papyrus (Pumpkin)

- Horrorfell : Sans (Copper), Papyrus (Chief)

- Swapfell : Sans (Nox), Papyrus (Rus) - Fellswap Gold : Sans (Wine), Papyrus (Coffee)

- Outertale : Sans (Moon), Papyrus (Sun)

- Dancetale : Sans (Rambo), Papyrus (Salsa)

- Dancefell : Sans (Rumba), Papyrus (Tango)

- Farmtale : Sans (Sam), Papyrus (Ben)

- Mafiatale : Sans (Demon), Papyrus (Creeper)

- Mafiafell : Sans (Fang), Papyrus (Torpedo)

- Babybones (Young characters version) : Sans (UT), Papyrus (UT), Blue (US!Sans), Honey (US!Papyrus), Red (UF!Sans), Edge (UF!Papyrus), Oak (HT!Sans), Willow (HT!Papyrus), Nox (SF!Sans), Rus (SF!Papyrus), Moon (OT!Sans), Sun (OT!Papyrus), Copper (HF!Sans), Chief (HF!Papyrus)

- Other skeletons : Ink, Error, Disbelief!Papyrus (Delta), Dustale!Sans (Dune) - Killer!Sans (Killer)

- I’m ok with angst and touchy subjects. I’m also very very LGBT+ friendly (I’m aro and ace btw). I’m not an easily triggered person, but if it happened, I might not answering a question, sorry. I don’t do match ups.

- Please, select maximum 10 characters. By default, I’ll go with the main Undertale characters. My main AUs are Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, Horrortale & Swapfell for now.

- Interactions asks between all the characters are also available. You can learn more about this right here. It can be relationships asks or fun thing they can do together ! Angst is ok too !

- I will probably add characters in the future, but I prefer to appropriate them before, so it might take a little while.

- I’m ok with personnal questions too

I am not a RP blog. All RP asks will be erased, sorry.

- I might close my askbox if I think I have too many asks !

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FANFICTIONS - Completed - The Doppelganger [Underfell & Horrortale] | Out of the closet [Undertale] | 7 a.m. in the neighborhood [Undertale] In progress - Horrortale : Rotten Apple [Horrortale] | What is best for humankind [Undertale prequel] | No weakness [Underfell] | Remember the good days [Undertale] | A heart in a cage [Undertale]

Let’s go for the boys and girls, under the cut :

UNDERTALE

Undertale Undyne

- Not a morning person

- Randomly scream at people for no reason in particular

- Flex with heavy things just because she can

- Don’t threat her friends or you’re dead

- Animes and cosplay lover

Undertale Toriel

- Put post-it on everything to help you

- Love trying cake recipes

- Have a snail farm and sometimes eat them. Raw.

- Call you five times a day to see if you’re ok

- Hate violence of any kind

Undertale Asgore

- Better not be allergic to pollen

- Know all differents sorts of flowers

- Often talk of his past, but does not like talk about the fallen children

- Randomly pop out in your day to hug you

- Don’t know anything about computers and phones

Undertale Alphys

- Need space sometimes

- Scared of loosing you

- Anime and cosplay lover

- Love to chill at home

- Test her tech on you

Undertale Gaster

- … How the hell did he come to your house ?

- … Why are you keeping him ?

- … Is this goop on your pillow ?

- … You don’t understand anything he said but it seems funny. Or not.

- … Randomly appears while you’re in the shower

Undertale Frisk (adult version)

- ACT - Flirt

- Always hurt, somehow. Can you stop ?

- Love to showing off but never succeed to

- Drag you into troubles all the time

- Dog lover

Undertale Chara (adult version)

- Please, don’t touch them. They hates that.

- Scare people randomly

- Collection of knives

- You think they are trying to kill Sans ? Like, they’re always after him.

- Have a baby goat pet.

Undertale Mettaton

- He can’t decide whether you should live or die

- Your house is invading with MTT merch

- Drag you on scene even if you don’t want to

- Weird bed fonctionnalities

- You’re kinda his life-coach, manager, dancer, second singer, second actor… but never get paid.

Undertale Grillby

- A gentleman in everything he is doing.

- Best cook of the year, far better than Muffet. Well, it’s what he says at least.

- He hates rain and collect umbrellas.

- He’s not very expensive, but he will always leave gifts for his S/O here and there.

- Cry while watching Disney movies and can’t hide it because water is vaporized on his face and you can just hear “TCHHH TCHHHH”

Undertale Muffet

- Money, money, money. She loves expensive and shiny things.

- Well, you better like spiders since she is moving at your place with her two billions baby spiders.

- Put spider dust in everything : laundry, food, dishwasher. How the hell does it work ???

- One day, she said to you that she ate her previous girl/boyfriend because she got too excited. But she was only joking. Right ? RIGHT ?

Undertale Burgerpants

- Is crying every night on your laps because his life is shit.

- Is bitching a lot about everyone. He is your perfect gossip buddy.

- Mettatonphobic. When he sees Mettaton face, he becomes so angry he can rip off everything on its way.

- Want to be an actor, but you don’t have the heart to tell him his acting is very horrible.

- Sing like an old croak.

Undertale Asriel (Adult version) :

- He's a Disney Princess. He loves the Disney Multiverse and he has a big collection of plushies and princess' dresses.

- Always gets in trouble, somehow. You don't look at him for two minutes and he's stuck in a tree.

- He has a high sensibility for beautiful things. So much it makes him cry.

- He is terrified of becoming Flowey again and have really bad nightmares about this.

- Can't eat chocolate without putting it everywhere on his fur.

Undertale Flowey (no romance at all) :

- The chaotic buddy you didn't ask to have, but he's here anyway. When something bad can happen, Flowey will make it happen.

- He lives in a pot in front of your living room window. He's like a talkative dog. Whatever is happening outside, he's telling you. He's also insulting your Karen's neighbour.

- Terrible love confident. His advices are shit. He can also be jealous if you're spending more time with your girl/boyfriend than him. And you don't want to know what he can do when he's jealous.

- Plays The Sims all day to kill people. It's his way to avoid killing people in real life. It's fun. He's enjoying it too much.

- He's hunting rats at night. He's only eating rats. Don't lock him inside during the night or he's going to hunt something bigger and more fleshy.

UNDERFELL

Underfell Undyne

- Love spears, swords and very big axes. Have an entire collection in her cave.

- Want to be a werewolf since she saw Twilight

- Passion for gore things and apocalypses

- Secretly organize bets during Sans and Papyrus fights

- Love pink and girly things

Underfell Alphys

- Just like her classic conterpart, she is a scientist. But she is more of a mad scientist. What she loved most is to create chaos with whatever she is doing. It’s better if you’re not touching her stuff. You might regret drinking one of her things.

- She is such a troublemaker. It will take time to convince her not to use humans in her experimentations. And if it’s happening anyway, she’ll totally let you find a solution. Not her business.

- She is very possessive. Don’t you dare go to see someone else or she dusts you both.

- She is a very bad and angrier looser. Do not beat her in anything or you’ll might regret it very hard.

- She is loving hardcore animes and cosplays. Maybe never show her 50 Shades of Grey or she might have bad ideas.

UNDERSWAP

Underswap Undyne

- Afraid to talk to you. Sometimes, she’s watching you for hours waiting for you to notice she wants to talk.

- Keep talking about complex sciency stuff she’s the only one to understand.

- Do not let her play with chemical experiments in your kitchen.

- Cry at the end of Disney movies.

- Write fanfictions you don’t want to read

Underswap Alphys

- Not interested in love stories, she wants a rival, like in Pokemon.

- Fight her. Seriously. Fight her !

- Jumpscare you in the middle of the night

- Do not be mean to Blue or you’ll regret it.

- Love to hang out with friends and party hard !

Horrortale

Horrortale Toriel

- She needs to know you won’t leave her to trust you

- Overprotective behavior.

- Just want her people to be happy. She thinks she does not matter.

- Have a collection of hoodies because of Sans. Actually love to wear them.

- You like cake, but five cakes at once is a bit too much, even for you.

HORRORSWAP

Horrorswap Sans (Nugget)

- Nugget misses the right arm and the left leg, that have been replaced with robotics ones on the Surface. He's still adapting to them, so he is far less energetic than his Swap version.

- He's still very excited over small things, but he is a bit more calm and moderate and can actually shut up sometimes.

- Alphys was beating him during her reign when she had bad days, so Nugget is extremely fearful and doesn't like being touch, even just for a hug. Though, once he trust his S/O, he will shyly show he is interested.

- He still has troubles regulating his food needs and will vacuum everything edible, trash and abandoned things on the ground included.

- He hates feeling vulnerable and prefers to do things by himself. For exemple, if he is injured, he will rather attack the people who try to help him instead of letting them get close. He promised he will never need anyone again.

Horrorswap Papyrus (Pumpkin)

- Like Willow, he grows a lot during the famine. He's missing his inferior jaw and can't talk anymore, so he learned sign language on the Surface.

- He got very traumatised after the Underground. Alphys locked him up almost the entire time to keep Blue next to her and under control, and beat him up in front of his brother everytime he disobeyed or refused to kill a human. The two brother are closer than ever and just like the Horrortale and Horrorfell brothers, have decided to live together, even if one of them has a S/O.

- Pumpkin is always shut down. He got used to do nothing all day except stare the wall and he has difficulties to adjust his new life. He doesn't trust anyone and he is thinking he will just wake up in hell again if he sleeps. Though, he is still a very nice and gentle guy and if a S/O gains his trust, he will slowly accept to heal and open up again to the world.

- He has bad separation anxiety and will have a panic attack if he is left alone more than one hour. He's scared of the dark, of loud noises, of violence too, it will be a long, long way to heal of all what Alphys did to him.

- He still loves children, they're the only one who are not scared of him.

HORRORFELL

Horrorfell Sans (Copper)

- Contrary to Oak, he doesn't have a hole in the head, but he lost his right arm in his last fight against Undyne. He's still not use to this and has ghost chronic pain from this. He's also terrified by loud noises and can have really bad panic attack if you mention Undyne.

- All he wants now is to be happy, far away from the Underground and with nothing else to worry for that his garden. He loves gardening, he can spend hours taking care of his flowers and vegetables. They are his babies. He can't be happy if he had to live in appartment.

- He has very bad anxiety of loosing people so if he cares about you, don't be affraid if he jumpscares you in the middle of the night just to make sure you are not dead.

- Just like Oak, he can purr very loudly, but he's still a Underfell guy, so don't push your luck or he might bite you. He hates being weak, even more now.

Horrorfell Papyrus (Chief)

- After his last battle against Undyne, Chief almost got killed. Despite everything he did to his brother, Copper saved him last minute and stabbed her in the back while she was swaggering in front of his broken body. He can't walk anymore, forced to use a wheelchair now. It's still new for him, and he wants to progress only by himself. He's still a jerk to everyone trying to help him.

- That's not because he can't walk he's not able to defend himself. Some of his old ennemies learned it the hard way, thinking they could take advantage of his disability. He can still use his magic and growl even more scarily than before.

- He's always cooking because it's the only way he can think to something else. He improves a lot and tries new complicate things to keep himself challenged.

- Like his brother, he can't sleep before he is absolutely sure people he cares about are safe. That means he's going to call you at 3 am and harrassing you in panic and call the police if you are not answering.

- Since he lost Doomfanger of old age in the Underground, he adopted three new kittens : Evil Noodle, Dark Dragon and Thunder Slayer. The four of them are spying the neighbours and telling bad things about them like the epic super vilains they are.

OUTERTALE

Outertale Sans (Moon)

- Love to play with gravity. Please, don’t let him play with gravity. If you let him, in two days, everything is flying in your house.

- Fly in his sleep, and doesn’t care if you are holding to him.

- One day, he tried a cigarette. And by that I mean he ate it and spend two weeks at the hospital afterwards for “food” poisoning.

- Cheat on every ball sport you play with him.

- Kleptomaniac. He always has something in his hands that doesn’t belong to him.

Outertale Papyrus (Sun)

- Captain safety. The house is full baby proof even if you don’t have a baby.

- He loves kids and is working to become a professional nanny.

- Don’t let him watch disaster or horror movies or he won’t sleep of the night.

- When he was little, he had an imaginary friend : a scary clown he named Bob. Sometimes, he’s still looking at the emptiness for several minutes. He’ll never tell you Bob is still here though. But it’s still creepy.

DANCETALE

Dancetale Sans (Rambo)

- Invite himself in stranger’s party to have fun (and F O O D).

- Break a bone every two months because he is not training enough.

- LOVE dresses and colorful clothes.

- Randomly speak in french because he thinks it’s cool

- Passionate by parkour, but can’t climb a tree without crying for help like a kitten.

- Often visit abandoned buildings and is arrest by the police one time out of two.

Dancetale Papyrus (Salsa)

- Is a bit too excited when he dances and almost rips your arms off most of the time. Calm down, jeez.

- Dramaqueen. One thorn in the finger and he is dying.

- Suits, dresses and artistic make up lover.

- OH MY GOD IT’S A PUPPY. He doesn’t care if he is doing something important, if there is a puppy, he follows the puppy. Your neighbors with a dog are scared of him. But, well, at least, you know what to get him.

- Won’t miss a MTT show on TV, day or night, even if he had seen the show 100 times.

- Sing under the shower, but it’s actually very good. But he won’t admit it even if you say so.

DANCEFELL

Dancefell Sans (Rumba)

- His nickname is Rumba because he loves both the dance and the Roomba vacuum. It’s obsessive. He can stay two hours watching the Roomba clean the house with these big delated cat eyes.

- He’s a pretty exclusive dancer. He is only dancing for his S/O, and only in big occasions.

- He is such a rude car driver. He can’t drive two miles without insulting someone.

- He doesn’t know that nuggets are made out of chickens. It would break his heart since he loves chickens. But he also love nuggets.

Dancefell Papyrus (Tango)

- He has a bad luck touch with electronic things. Phones, computers, bank machines… If he touches it, it broke. This is pissing him off so badly.

- He’s a professional dancer and one of the best of his generation. He’s very famous, but… He hates that. He hates being harassed by fans all days, he just want to be free.

- Answers your question with songs when he is sarcastic. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

- His scream is so high-pitched it can sometimes break glass. When he is angry, he is talking with a high-pitched voice too. It’s so funny. Except for the glass, I guess.

- He has two rabbits, Carrot and Princess, and they are his babies. Do not dare to behave poorly around them or you’re in for a bad time.

FARMTALE

Farmtale Sans (Sam)

- The brothers are taking care of an educational farm. Sam is taking care of the animals more. His favorite animals are the rabbits, and the rabbits love him. He is always walking with twenty of them all around him.

- He doesn't like when people are abusing animals, and even more his animals. He can go full angry mode very easily and kick butts. He's not a coward.

- He's really kind, but stubborn as hell. If he says he can do something, he will do it, even if he hurts himself. He's also very resentful, so be careful. You might forget a bad prank you did to him, but he didn't.

- He loves children, but he is scared to mess up if he has ones, so he's acting like he doesn't like them, but this is pretty obvious he is a liar.

- That guy who knows where wild animals are just by eating their poop. It can be very embarrassing in public.

Farmtale Papyrus (Ben)

- He's taking care mostly of cultivation and flowers. He got a lot of variety of cereals, vegetables, fruits and flowers, and he loves sharing his experience. This is actually one way to make him talk for hours.

- Despite this, he is one of the shyer Papyruses. He's a bit scared of strangers and prefers his fields to talking with people. He is very anxious all the time and when something is not going as plan, he is panicking badly. His brother is overprotective too, hurt him and you're gonna hear the most angry metal remix of Megalovania in the distance.

- A bit like Willow, he is very emotionnal and sensitive. He cries when he is happy, angry, sad, upset, excited... This is hard to guess what he is feeling.

- Gaining his trust is HARD, because it will take several months or years, but he is one of the most loyal guy you can find, and he will never betray you. But god, betray him once and it's over (+ his brother might dust you if it was really mean).

- His favorite thing ever is to lay in a flower field and watch the clouds. That means you can sometimes accidentally walk on him if you are not cautious enough.

MAFIATALE

Mafiatale Sans (Demon) :

- He's an assassin. He's quick, he's fast, and yes, sometimes he thinks he is Batman because, damn, he's good. His favourite weapon is the dagger, but he's good with guns too.

- He loves to use S/O as a live bait. He doesn't care if they are not ok with that. Take a snooby snack or something and shut up.

- King of "not-going-so-well" plans. Nothing is working like he wants to. Maybe if he had an actual plan to begin with, you wouldn't be in this situation.

- He thinks he's good with magic tricks. He is really not, but since he's really grumpy when you notice it, everyone acts like it's working. When someone don't, he gets dunked on.

- Really bad loser. He's not taking failing really well and can't go full agressive mode if he lose a bait or something.

Mafiatale Papyrus (Creeper) :

- He's more or less a negociator. When someone is holding someone in hostage or want to trade something, he goes, he asks nicely to have the person/the thing, the guy says no, he takes a huge bone and knocks them out at full force. Very effective.

- He looks nice, he plays nice, but it's a viper. He loves gossips and he obviously can't keep them for himself. He talks about everyone in their back, so yeah, he's not exactly reliable.

- When he's bored, he likes to sneak behind people very silently and scares the crap out of them. He is really good at that, and he knows perferctly how to make a creepy face.

- He's good with money, but also very miserly. If you buy something behind his back, he'll know it. He'll know also if someone tries to rob him. He's the one buying weapons and jewelry too.

- His dating manual is from the XIXth century and he's following it at the letter. It leads to very funny moments when he asks for your horse so he can lead it to the stable.

MAFIAFELL

Mafiafell Sans (Fang) :

- He's a dog trainer. He trained dogs to guard the base, attack and steal things without being notice. He loves dogs. He has one huge german mastiff girl named Hawk, she's her absolute baby and she loves you more than anyone, even his S/O.

- He plays tough and all, but he is quite an emotive guy. He gets really pissed off is someone is hurting a pet.

- If he can, he will try to avoid S/O to know about what he's doing. His S/O safety is what most matters to him. He can gets overprotective if someone threats you.

- He's drooling. A lot. More than her dog. Not only while sleeping. If he gets too excited, it happens.

- His brother thinks he is not scary enough so he's practising his evil laughter in the shower. He can't do this properly, it's pretty hilarious.

Mafiafell Papyrus (Torpedo) :

- He's one of the most influent members of the mafia and one of the most deadly. He's a good sniper, but he loves to fight hand-to-hand and break necks with his hands. He's a killing machine, and he absolutely loves that.

- He has a one-eyed cat, Stormbringer, who's always coming with him during missions. Legends say that if you see that cat, you are doomed to die before the next sunset. Every dealer and robber knows about that. His cat terrifies them.

- Surprisingly enough, he is very sweet at home with his S/O, like really really sweet. He's a nice guy, very lovely and clingy, who can spend hours cuddling on the sofa and purring to hell. However, like his brother, he prefers S/O far away from what is doing, because he doesn't want them to see how bad he is in reality.

- He has post-traumatic stress when he hears very loud sounds. He got trapped in an exploded building for fifteen days once, his leg crushed by a wall, and he's very afraid to live this again. He's also limped from the right leg.

- If he has a choice between sacrificing himself or his family, he will always sacrificing. Family is more important than anything, and he would rather die than see his brother or his S/O getting hurt because of him.

BABYBONES

These characters are not available for romantic asks (except if S/O is also a child and that’s not serious), but everything else is alright. You can even adopt them. Well, I mean, at your peril. Chaos chaos. Children are around 5 to 8 years old.

Tiny Undertale Sans (Tiny Sans) :

- Has definitely a problem with authority and is doing everything you say him not to

- Sleep eighteen hours a day like a cat

- Won’t eat your damn vegetables, give him a B U R G E R.

- You can’t yell at him if he teleports while you’re yelling at him.

- He thinks your dog is a horse.

Tiny Undertale Papyrus (Tiny Papyrus) :

- “Mama, [someone who behave badly] did/says [the bad thing they did/says].”

- He is so clingy. You can’t get rid of him. Where you go, he’s going with you.

- He’s scared of every animals bigger than a fly. That’s a lot of animals.

- He is brave. Very brave ! So brave his first night of camping in the garden, he got home again after only thirty seconds outside.

- Why are you killing the pastas in the water ? They’re crying ! And he might cry too if you don’t stop hurting them !

Tiny Underswap Sans (Tiny Blue) :

- King of hyperactivity. Day, night, he doesn’t care. He’s always running everywhere and won’t stop before he gets so tired he’s passing out.

- One day, he saw his cat fight an other cat. Now, when he sees a cat, he goes fight it. He hurts himself everytime.

- He’s terrified of clowns and storms.

- That damn kid that won’t listen to you when you asked him to stay close in shops.

- He’s so cute you can’t really reprimand him. He KNOWS it.

Tiny Underswap Papyrus (Tiny Honey) :

- He’s living with stuffed animals. He got so much of them you can’t walk in his room.

- He’s stealing candies so he can eat them during night time when you are not watching him.

- Actually very naive and impressionable, he will trust everything everyone says.

- Tantrums in shops if you say no to buy some honey. You can’t say no to honey.

- He doesn’t have sense of direction. You are going to search after him very often.

Tiny Underfell Sans (Tiny Red) :

- Will cry until you say yes to watch TV and/or play video games.

- He loves Willy, it’s his best friend. He is always talking with him and drawing him… Except Willy doesn’t exist.

- That annoying kid who says “NO !” to everything you propose him.

- Hate bath time. Will run in the entire house, yelling, to avoid it. Everyday is a challenge.

- He bites. Everyone. No exception. Everytime he is unhappy. I don’t know if you notice, but his teeth are SHARP.

Tiny Underfell Papyrus (Tiny Edge) :

- Heard an adult yell “FUCK” in the street and now it’s his favorite word.

- He can’t make the difference between right and left.

- That King-Child that will test your limits everyday just to prove he is stronger. You want to go in the sofa ? No, that’s his sofa now. You want to feed the dog ? No, he’s eating the dog food.

- He knows everything on everything. Of course you can grow chocolate eggs on the trees, duh.

- He’s scared of Santa Claus because he is too nice with him.

Tiny Horrortale Sans (Tiny Oak) :

- He’s so calm and silent you can sometimes forget he is here.

- Loves animals. You can let him in front of a dog and still find him hours later playing with it.

- He wants to be outside all the time and will play dead when you ask him to get inside the house

- He is chewing everything that fall into his hands.

- He doesn’t like other children and won’t hesitate to growl or fight them if they get too close. He is a lonely wolf.

Tiny Horrortale Papyrus (Tiny Willow) :

- Since he’s bigger than most children, everyone is looking for his protection.

- He is actually very insecure about himself and has a lot of anxiety. He’s a bit more slow than most children too, and it’s hard for him to follow.

- Loves encyclopedic books. He can stay for hours reading it.

- “Mama, why the sky is blue ? How do you make babies ? Why some dogs have pink noses but others are black ?’

- That kid who wants to cook all by himself why you’re not home and almost burn the house down.

Tiny Swapfell Sans (Tiny Nox) :

- Kleptomaniac. He can’t stop stealing other children toys. Especially the one of people he doesn’t like.

- King of the playground. He has a Court and followers. No one can access the covered playground without his authorisation and a cake offering.

- He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, so he pulled his beard in front of all the school’s children.

- Sell lemonade on the pavement. The price was so high he got arrested by a policemen once for fraud. At 5 years old.

- That sneaky bastard who put chocolate biscuits in your basket last second at the store so you can’t not buy it.

Tiny Swapfell Papyrus (Tiny Rus) :

- Won’t clean his room. You want it clean, then do it yourself then.

- Throw toys at people head when he’s not happy.

- That one kid who challenged everyone at school to do stupid and dangerous things but somehow never got caught and act like an angel in front of the teachers.

- Eat mud and grass.

- Loves staying outside when it’s raining so he can be ill after and not go to school.

Tiny Outertale Sans (Tiny Moon)

- He can't control his magic and basically fly all the time. It can be dangerous because some times, he goes very high and doesn't know how to get down.

- He's a natural cheater in everything he's doing. If there's an easy way to do something, he'll take it.

- He's a kleptomaniac. He's stealing everyone, and mainly at school. You are tired of parents complaining about this.

- He has a phobia of insects. If he sees one, he stops and screams for how long the creature is on sight.

- That kid that play ball on the road and always putting himself in danger outside.

Tiny Outertale Papyrus (Tiny Sun)

- He has an imaginary friend : a scary clown he named Bob. He can have entire conversations with him. It's creeping you out.

- He's scared of most Disney villains and will cry when they appear on screen.

- Everytime Moon is doing something bad, he's telling the parents. To avoid this, Moon sometimes tie him to trees or lock him in the sky with his gravity magic.

- He can't make the difference between chocolate and poop, and will eat both.

- He thinks lockers are puzzles and will break all of them.

Tiny Horrorfell Sans (Tiny Copper)

- If you leave the room, he's immediately crying.

- He might have only one arm, but that don't stop him from climbing the oven to steal in the cupboards.

- He loves to help in the garden. He loves very colourful flowers and big, big vegetables.

- If you do a nasty remark about his missing arm or his little brother being in a wheelchair, he's coming to fight you. He doesn't care if he's small, he has literally a bear trap in his mouth.

- He's confused with hours. How is he supposed to guess when it is midnight or midday if the clock is pointing at 12 in both cases???

Tiny Horrorfell Papyrus (Tiny Chief)

- He is born on a plane, so he has free tickets to Japan for all his life, and he is very proud to say it to everyone.

- He feels insecure because of his wheelchair, but thankfully his big brother is here to boost his confidence. They're both insulting bullies with the worst words they can find. It's a hobby now.

- He loves cats, and stray cats love him back. There's a high chance a cat come to cuddle whenever he is, even at school.

- He's a little gremlin : very gently and nice with adults, but when they turn their back, he's doing bad things. Like putting frogs in Sans bed, or bath his parents TV.

OTHER CHARACTERS

Disbelief!Papyrus (Delta) :

He’s the only survivor of his timeline. His brother, Undyne and many others are dead, killed by the human. He killed Frisk and was able to go to the Surface by absorbing his soul. He’s actually the only monster on the Surface, and it’s very scary.

He can’t get rid of the idea he is a murderer and thought that he would die when people saw him, just like Asriel. Except humanity actually accept him very well. He’s even some sort of celebrity in town.

His S/O will have to go very, very slowly with him. He’s still traumatised, and even if he keeps getting better and better, he’s still very fragile mentally.

He HATES violence, that’s very very triggering him. He’s not scared of fighting anymore though. If you attack him, you ask for whatever will happen to you.

He just wants some affection. Please don’t leave him.

Ink :

This is the type of random guy that pop up in your appartment while you’re brushing your teeth. You don’t know who he is or what he wants, he just kinda decides that’s his home now ?

He’s capable of the best just as the worst. Everyday is a brand new surprise. You’ll better watch closely your valuable things. He doen’t understand propriety nor privacy.

You’ll have to accept he is not constantly here. He’s very attached to his freedom and might disappear for a few weeks sometimes just because he needs to.

He has a weird relationship with his brush. It’s uncomfortable.

Be careful about his vials. If he loose them, he can become very, very mean and angry because he doesn’t feel anything. Fortunately, it doesn’t happen very often.

Error :

He’s a lonely wolf. He does what he wants, when he wants and where he wants. He’s not the romantic type too, nor friendly actually. He’s always grumpy, but with a lot of patience, he will eventually warm a bit.

He dislikes physical contact. That’s triggering him a lot and it’s an immediate dealbreaker if you can’t respect that.

He’s loud, and he whines a lot too. Actually, he’s using you as a confident because being the destroyer of the worlds is not an easy job. Don’t you dare break his trust though. It takes a long time for him to talk to people. If you betrayed him, you’ll never see him again.

He loves relaxing places. That’s the only places he’s accepting to take a nap.

He’s usually pretty chill and it looks like he doesn’t care, but if something happen to you, he will beat the hell of whatever hurts you. But you’ll never know about it. That’s the only thing he keeps secret from you.

Dustale!Sans (Dune) :

- He is only available for friendship asks. He's not trusty enough to get himself in a relationship. He prefers monsters to humans, even if he starts to act more or less nice with them.

- He manages to escape what he called his personal hell, but without the ghost of Papyrus. He is still hunted by all the people he killed, but he's learning to accept what he had done has consequences. He's more calm and reflexive.

- He is really jumpy and easily triggered. He hates when people are getting close from behind, when they are looking for too long at him or when they are touching him without his consent. To gain his trust, you have to be patient, kind, and not judge him. All he wants now is to get over the past and start something new.

- He is still a little sadistic. You'll have to teach him where the limits are sometimes. He can be very creepy and scary, overprotective and gets angry very easily when he is frustrating. He won't hurt, but sometimes, he doesn't know how scary he can be, so he needs someone honest with him, even if it can hurts sometimes.

- The only way he knows to solve his problems is murder. So yeah, you are going to teach him to SPARE again. He's a good student, but maybe don't let him alone for too long in the streets.

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OR DONC. *claps hands* La BO de Kaamelott Premier Volet. Petit regard post-film.

Lire la liste de morceaux avant et après avoir vu le film, ça me rappelle quand un livre Harry Potter sortait et que je commençais par aller voir la table des matières : les titres de chapitres sans contexte, les mots et les noms inconnus, c’était pas vraiment du spoiler étant donné que je ne comprenais pas grand-chose. Une fois le livre fini, forcément, c’était “Aaaah, bon sang mais c’est bien sûr” et on voyait ces mots d’un autre œil :D C’est ce que je fais ici.

Comme non seulement je n’ai pas la science infuse mais qu’en plus j’ai une fâcheuse tendance à louper des trucs, je risque de beaucoup demander “et vous, vous avez compris quoi?”

Déjà, la musique est superbe. Ça brille, c’est profond, c’est narquois, c’est épique, et il y a des côtés Star Wars ou Le Seigneur des anneaux sans copie ni clin d’œil appuyé. J’ai adoré et il me tarde de pouvoir décortiquer les thèmes avec le contexte avec des petites impressions de temps en temps (histoire de me les rappeler plus tard).

A propos de contexte, voyons la liste morceau par morceau:

1. Abordage en Mer Rouge

La musique du teaser, super build-up, et mine de rien ça rappelle où l’action se passe. Et quand !! On a une date :D C’est en 434, donc.

LES CORS AU TOUT DÉBUT. Je les attendais si fort au cinéma et ça a fait TELLEMENT de bien 😭

2. Le Péché de Lancelot

Quel est le péché de Lancelot, d’abord? D’avoir abusé du pouvoir qu’Arthur lui a confié? De ne pas avoir “péché”, justement, avec Mevanwi? (je suis d’avis qu’il ne l’a jamais touchée - parallèle avec Arthur et Guenièvre, peut-être pour presque les mêmes raisons! - et que c’est pour ça qu’elle n’a pas de descendant.) D’avoir livré le Royaume de Logres aux mercenaires saxons?

Quoi qu’il en soit, on sent bien la mélancolie de Lancelot, la dépression qui le guette. Ce n’est pas un tyran qui profite, c’est un tyran triste qui gueule sur ses sous-fifres qu’il traite avec bien moins de patience qu’Arthur.

3. Sept Jours de Marche

Quarto et ses deux Wisigoths dans le désert à la recherche du gars à qui il avait vendu Arthur. Au passage, la discussion sur les godasses entre les deux rigolos c’est vraiment du pur Kaamelott et c’est parfait.

4. Le Wadi

Un wadi c’est un oued, un cours d’eau d’Afrique du Nord, et l’image qu’on a dans le film (le moment où Algazar va chercher Arthur chez Damian le Sassanide) c’était pas forcément celle que j’en avais, mais bon - Arthuuuuur ;___; Les quelques notes du thème du Livre V pour suggérer son personnage m’ont descendue.

5. L’Augure de Fraganan

Franagan, c’est la sœur de Leodagan ! Le nombre de personnages dont on découvre une sœur, un frère, et qui disent “ben ouais, je l’avais juste pas dit” - mdr monsieur Astier, ce serait pas un petit message aux fans? :P Super personnage, cela dit, j’ai bien aimé. Et sa dynamique avec son frère et sa belle-sœur était chouette.

6. Hydromancie

Continuation de la scène avec Franagan où Elias la backup sur l’hydromancie. Et elle a raison - le roi Arthur (enfin, “le fils Pendragon”) va bien revenir au Royaume de Logres.

7. Sous la Bretagne

Mes émotions ;___; Le tavernier qui revient sur les ruines de sa taverne, où on a passé tant d’heures avec Perceval et Karadoc, qui était le nœud de tout ce qui concernait le petit peuple, la vie quotidienne, les paris à la con, tout ça. Mais la mélodie et le rythme changent quand on se rend compte qu’il y a une trappe qui permet d’accéder aux souterrains que Karadoc et Perceval font creuser depuis 10 ans ! Et mine de rien, ce morceau (si je ne me goure pas trop c’est un de ceux qu’on entend dans la bande-annonce), il claque. Même si les deux couillons restent nos deux couillons, ils ont quand même droit à de la dignité à travers la musique (donc la narration) et ça c’est super.

En plus le morceau en lui-même a un petit côté Lac des cygnes dans les premières secondes (les cinq notes vers 0:12) et j’aime beaucoup ce genre de musique qui commence tout doux et prend de l’envergure. En plus avec les cordes qui arrivent au changement de rythme, accompagnées ensuite par les cuivres et les percussions pour montrer que ces gars, THEY MEAN BUSINESS, c’est génial 💜💜💜

8. Les Héros de la Résistance

On continue avec le thème des souterrains et de la Résistance (dirigée par Perceval et Karadoc.

9. Merlin le Cartographe

OK, là la musique s’ouvre et prend de l’ampleur. Vous devriez écouter Merlin quand il vous dit qu’il faut cartographier les souterrains, les gars ! En même temps, les cartes ça n’a jamais été le fort de Perceval (ou Karadoc)...

10. Marche Aquitaine

Sans doute mon morceau préféré. Je l’ai eu dans la tête on et off depuis le film mardi soir ^^ Il va tellement bien au Duc! Pour celleux qui connaissent Carmen, je lui trouve un petit côté “La garde montante”, militaire mais avec de la fantaisie, des jolis violons, des clarinettes et des clochettes. Et ce qui me tue, c’est que c’est une marche (“Musique au rythme régulièrement cadencé, permettant de régler ou d'accompagner le déplacement d'un cortège lors d'une procession, d'un défilé ou d'une parade”, dixit le Wiktionnaire), mais mine de rien si je me plante pas ça illustre aussi une marche - celle du Duc et d’Arthur à travers l’Aquitaine, vers Gaunes :D GIMME ALL THE PUNS PLEASE

11. Furadja !

Alors. Personnellement, les flashbacks je les ai trouvés esthétiquement très plaisants, les couleurs chaudes sont magnifiques et les costumes superbes, mais ils m’ont bien, bien perdue. On manque cruellement de contexte. Qui est Furadja? Une cheffe locale? (politique, religieuse, les deux?) Visiblement elle a du pouvoir, puisque les deux officiers romains qui supervisent Arthur et ses jeunes collègues obéissent (en râlant, mais tout de même) à ses ordres. Et qui est-elle envers Shedda? Est-ce que Shedda est son esclave, sa fille, sa pupille, sa future successeuse?

En tout cas, le dépaysement sonore est complet. On sait qu’on est dans un univers différent aux premières secondes rien qu’aux instruments. BTW, la Maurétanie césarienne correspond à une zone géographique à cheval entre le Maroc de l’est et l’ouest de l’Algérie.

12. Une Clairière près de Gaunes

...où la nouvelle garde des Chevaliers a installé une nouvelle Table Ronde 💜 La musique les traite avec tendresse, même si on peut sourire, parce que dans leur genre ils font autant bras cassés que la Résistance en souterrain (mais ils essayent, aussi !!). Et on en parle, des nouveaux chevaliers? Bédivère! Lucan (le Bouteiller dans la légende arthurienne, Chevalier Seiche ici), qui est effectivement un frère de Bédivère! Gareth, frère de Gauvain et fils de Loth et d’Anna d’Orcanie! A un moment Astier va nous dropper Galahad (et Mordred) sur le coin du museau et ça va faire bizarre XD

13. Une Attaque Burgonde

Vous les aviez vus venir (à Kaamelott), les Burgondes? Ben pas moi! Je pensais qu’on allait chez eux, pas l’inverse - mais j’avais oublié que le Roi Burgonde essayait régulièrement d’envahir le Royaume de Logres. “Artooouur! La guerre est une illusion! ...Artooouuur! La guerre est un salsifis!” ...never change, dude.

14. L’Intrigante à Bouclettes

Mevanwi, of course. Avec des coups de cloches qui font penser au glas. Au passage, je note que “intrigante à bouclettes” c’est le MEILLEUR terme pour décrire Mevanwi et que le Jurisconsulte traite Lancelot de “gros (/vieux?) lézard tout moisi” et c’est tellement parfait :P Les méchants ont de chouettes répliques, hein ?

15. La Nouvelle Table Ronde

Comme la clairière, c’est doux, timide, hésitant, comme les premiers pas d’Arthur vers son rôle de roi. Parce que oui, elle ne paye pas de mine, cette table ronde, mais qu’elle est touchante. Pour moi on peut placer les personnages de Kaamelott sur une échelle de “is trying” à “gives no fuck/a arrêté de give des fucks” et Arthur est toujours touché par la première catégorie même quand il tombe dans la deuxième.

Et le scare chord quand les Saxons débarquent, ça fait très très penser à un mélange de cartoon Tex Avery et le sketch “The Spanish Inquisition” des Monty Python :D

16. Les Jeunes Aventuriers

Okay, j’avoue, le jeune moustachu qui se la joue résistant en braillant qu’il veut résister je lui trouve un peu une tête à claques. ‘Tit peu. Mais c’est logique, c’est son défaut personnel :P

17. Léodagan et l’Arsenal

Stop the presses, c’est la scène romantique ultime. (ok, je déconne, mais pas tant que ça, en fait.) Leodagan qui retrouve des armes de jet en mode 🥺 c’est émouvant et tellement parfait ^^

18. Les Ravins de la Mort

Les retrouvailles Arthur & Perceval ;____; La musique est toute douce, on sent vraiment l’émotion de Perceval et des autres qui se rendent compte que c’est Arthur, là, devant eux, dans la cage. Le thème de la résistance revient faire un clin d’œil, mais dans l’ensemble ça reste solennel et plein d’émotion.

19. Mevanwi aux Geôles

Who comes to gloat? Mevanwi! Et récupérer ses filles dans le plus grand des calmes (filles qui refusent tout net, bravo les petites). Je peux pas m’empêcher de penser que la cloche qu’on entend ici et dans “L’intrigante à bouclettes” est du foreshadowing.

20. Le Talent de Iagu

...est visiblement d’être un pickpocket tout à fait efficace! Man after my own heart :D Iagu chope les clés de la cage à un sbire de Mevanwi et permet de libérer le roi. Good for you, dude 👍

21. Kolaig l’Étrangleur

Kolaig (et sans déconner, j’ai compris “collègue” la première fois) s’est donné comme noble tâche de courtiser Guenièvre et de la libérer de la tour où l’a enfermée Lancelot. Et comme on est dans Kaamelott, l’amour courtois c’est une jolie idée en théorie mais un peu merdique en pratique, et le Kolaig en fait les frais. Manque de motivation pour grimper à la tour, même si ça ferait plaisir à Guenièvre (qui à force n’y croit plus vraiment, mais ça fait passer le temps).

22. L’Épaule de Shedda

Ça commence par un flashback d’une douceur 💜💜💜 Un peu amère, parce que l’épaule de Shedda est abîmée et qu’on se rend compte qu’elle est battue. On revient au “présent” avec la cloche et le thème de la résistance, et si je me souviens bien c’est le moment où Arthur monte les escaliers pour demander à Guenièvre si elle veut être libérée (et tant pis pour le boulet qui essaye de grimper aux racines et qui n’y arrive pas, y a plus le temps!).

23. Robobrole !

“Robobrole” c’est un de ces jeux du Pays de Galles dont Perceval (et son frère Lamorak!) ont le secret, et j’avoue que je suis un peu déçue qu’Arthur ne sache pas y jouer, étant donné qu’on sait qu’il connaît des jeux gallois! C’est très court, juste l’ouverture façon cuivres qui claquent, l’entrée des gladiateurs/le début du match de Quidditch, juste avant le gros bordel.

24. Excalibur Morte

Arthur retirant Excalibur du rocher - une nouvelle fois. On retient toustes son souffle ^^ Mais cette fois, elle s’enflamme, puis elle s’éteint. Ma théorie? Arthur ne croit plus suffisamment à sa tâche, à son rôle et en lui-même. Il faudra qu’il fasse un travail sur lui-même, qu’il se remette psychiquement de sa dépression et de sa tentative de suicide, pour qu’Excalibur retrouve sa couleur d’origine.

25. Arthur et les Musiciens

Là c’est marrant, parce que dans cette scène/ce morceau (Arthur qui a un moment “Eurêka” en regardant jouer les musiciens burgondes - en fait ils sont bons en musique, donc ils sont capables d’opérer en rythme!), on a un mélange de musique diégétique (à l’intérieur de la narration, donc ce que jouent les musiciens à l’écran) mélangée à de la musique extradiégétique (à l’extérieur de la narration, les cordes qui soulignent ce qu’Arthur pense à ce moment). Et puis il est sympa, ce morceau. Petit côté hippie des années 1970.

26. La Martyre

La martyre, c’est Shedda, qu’Arthur découvre blessée et battue dans les flashbacks. Je ne sais pas quel instrument est utilisé ici, mais c’est le même que dans “Furadja !” et c’est cool, parce que ça te place immédiatement dans un autre temps et un autre lieu. Et on sent, à la fin du morceau, que ça ne va pas bien finir, cette histoire...

27. Arthur à la Tour

Look, I’m basic. Donnez-moi un morceau au piano solo et je suis aux anges. Et “Arthur à la Tour”... C’est délicat, c’est doux, c’est grave, on sent le poids des années de complicité et d’intimité émotionnelle avec Guenièvre, pour qui il a fini par ressentir de la tendresse, et pourquoi pas plus? Cette scène, mes aïeux. J’avais les mains sur le cœur bien après le fondu au noir 🥰

28. Une autre Attaque Burgonde

Qui commence comme la première, sauf que là il y a du changement - c’est moins bordélique ! Et on passe direct à -

29. Désenchevêtrement

Now we’re cooking with gas, comme disaient les Angliches il y a cent ans. Le rythme est pareil que la précédente (et il me semble qu’on l’entend dans le trailer), mais là on va quelque part et ça s’entend :D

30. Excalibur Noire

Arthur vs. Lancelot. Et Excalibur qui flamboie froid. Pourquoi, ma foi, ça j’en sais rien...

31. Juste Judex

Mélange du flashback où Arthur découvre Shedda morte sous les coups de Furadja et tue Furadja pour la venger, et du présent où il se bat contre Lancelot en duel et décide de l’épargner. Autant je ne suis pas fan du flashback et en particulier de sa résolution, autant cette musique claque méchamment. @nael-opale m’a très justement (hah) fait remarquer que le texte vient du Dies Irae, un texte liturgique longtemps chanté dans la messe de Requiem. Les paroles en latin ça donne :

Juste Judex ultiónis, donum fac remissiónis ante diem ratiónis

Ce qui donne traduit littéralement,

Juste Juge de votre vengeance, faites-moi don de la rémission avant le jour du jugement

et si on préfère une traduction plus littéraire :

Tu serais juste en me condamnant, mais accorde-moi ton pardon lorsque j'aurai à rendre compte.

Arthur n’a pas pu/voulu pardonner Furadja pour le meurtre et le martyre de Shedda, et il ne l’a pas épargnée ; pas sûre qu’il veuille/puisse pardonner Lancelot, mais - comme Lancelot qui vient pour le tuer à la fin du Livre V et qui finit par le sauver - il refuse finalement de le tuer/juger.

Pour moi cette musique à ce moment c’est l’équivalent du “Duel of the Fates” de l’épisode I de Star Wars. En plus, juste avant on a les quatre notes qui font penser au générique de début du Livre V, histoire de bien enfoncer le clou dans nos cœurs 😭

32. La Mor le Roy Artu

Le moment qui fait mal ;___; D’abord parce que ce n’est pas la première fois qu’Astier utilise ce titre qui vient du Lancelot-Graal. Le Lancelot-Graal, ce sont des textes du 13ème siècle, d’auteur inconnu, racontant le roman de Lancelot, Arthur et Guenièvre, et l’effondrement final du royaume de Logres. D’après la version anglaise de la page Wikipédia, “The ruin of Arthur's kingdom is here presented as the disastrous direct consequence of the sin of Lancelot's and Guinevere's adulterous affair. Lancelot dies too, as do the other protagonists who did not die in the Queste, leaving only Bors as a survivor.” Whohoo! 🙃 Donc AA avait utilisé ce titre dans le Livre I, quand pour renflouer les caisses du royaume le Père Blaise faisait visiter “le tombeau” d’Arthur Pendragon, qui avait moyennement apprécié la blague. Là, le morceau est sombre, doux, et on voit qu’Arthur n’en a pas fini avec sa dépression, il ne s’est pas débarrassé de ses démons personnels pendant ses années d’exil, et la mort le taraude et le tente toujours. Il est sauvé in extremis par une des filles de Karadoc (Mehgan ou Mehben?) et son prétendant à moustaches et barbichette. La petite se doute visiblement qu’il y a quelque chose qui ne va pas (”Vous foutiez quoi, couché sur la table [avec la forteresse qui s’écroule sur vous]?”) mais pas le temps de tergiverser, il faut se casser, là, tout de suite.

La mort le Roy Artu raconte, ben, la mort d’Arthur, tué par Mordred. J’ose espérer qu’AA n’utilisera pas ce titre une troisième fois... 😬

33. Horsa !

Sting était super dans ce film 🥰 Même si des fois fallait un peu s’accrocher pour comprendre les dialogues. Si je me souviens bien, ce morceau correspond au moment où Horsa (et Wulfstan) négocient pour récupérer/garder l’Île de Thanet qui leur a été promise par Lancelot. Fun fact : d’après la page Wikipédia, “L’île fut cédée en 449 par le Britto-romain Vortigern aux chefs Jutes Hengist et Horsa, qu'il appela à l'aide contre les incursions destructrices des Pictes et des Scots. Ayant voulu les en chasser, Vortigern fut battu à Aylesford en 455.” On ne sait pas si Horsa (et Hengist) ont vraiment existé ou pas. Mais bon, ça fait des belles histoires !

34. Prêts pour l’Aventure

La fin du film, où on fait le point sur les personnages. On a de nouveaux Chevaliers de la Table Ronde, on a Arthur et Guenièvre unis, Lancelot qui se réfugie dans la tour en ruines où il avait enfermé Guenièvre et tombe sur... le fantôme de son père ? Et PAF, c’est là-dessus que le film se clôt. Mi-inquiétant, mi-triomphant, et la musique s’arrête net. J’aurais préféré un petit truc qui enchaîne avec le générique :-/ Mais ça donne sacrément envie de voir (d’avoir) KV2 😁

#KV1 spoilers #KV1 #Kaamelott #about music

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oh i am dying to hear your gravityfallsnatural thoughts and who is who (gruncle bobby???)

THANK U FOR LETTING ME UNLEASH THE FLOODGATES OK SO this got long i’m sorry

gravityfallsnatural.....

there’s the obvious one where sam and dean are dipper and mabel staying with their weird uncle bobby for the summer

i actually don’t have many ideas for this one it’s just cute :)

the shows are pretty similar so i don’t think a lot would change for this one? except ofc for the fact that sam and dean are 12 not 30

very much preseries stuff, sam and dean are clearly traumatized from john and bobby is reluctant to take care of them at first but they’re sweet kids and they soften their uncle bobby’s stone cold heart

before leaving for their trip, sam stole one of johns mysterious journals that he never let sam and dean touch (it’s one from like 15 years ago so he doesn’t realize it’s missing okay just go with it for the plot) and it’s the one that documents his experience with gravity falls

this is the journal they use to solve the mysteries of the town instead of journal #3 bc that one comes in later.. 😏

then there’s the other one where spn x gravity falls meets like. (s4ish)

probably in the headhunters episode because spn and gf both have an evil wax museum ep so it’s like

sam and dean are hunting the wax museum that comes to life in nowhereville oregon and dipper and mabel drag themselves along with them even though they try to keep the kids out of it

dipper and sam connect instantly because they’re so similar to each other but not so much dipper and dean bc dipper reminds dean too much of the innocent kid he wishes he could’ve been

however dean and mabel get along surprisingly well even though sam is mabels favorite

(sam lets her put clips in his hair)

anyway after the hunt they plan to leave but end up getting caught up in the town after hearing news about gideon, who claims to be a psychic faith healer but is actually working with bill cipher in trade to help bill start the apocalypse somehow

then castiel shows up and he’s like “the angels have been keeping tabs on this town for a while now due to the absurd number of anomalies that occur. however, now there’s something cosmic happening right as we speak” SO it’s like kripke apocalypse kind of but in oregon

grunkle stan thinks cas is really funny and takes him gambling

AND FINALLY MY FAV AU which technically is a sequel to the first one w grunkle bobby. (season 9ish)

it’s like ~20-25 years into the future and deans taken over the shack. claire and jack are the siblings that end up getting sent to stay with him for the summer

(btw i’m bending some ages here but the other teenagers like kevin, kaia, ben, krissy, patience, alex, etc play the roles of wendy, her friends, candy, grenda) (kevin is wendy)

claire and jack havent met before this! they’re both “troubled” kids from different sides of the family. jack is 14 and claire is 16

nobody is particularly happy about the situation at first. their uncle dean is cranky, closed off, and is not in any way fit to take care of two teenagers. claire thinks of the entire thing as some sort of alternative punishment instead of being sent to juvenile detention and jack is bummed that his entire summer is gonna be spent with two mopes when he was looking forward to making memories with his new family members

then claire finds journal number three in the forest and Claire and Jack’s Mystery Solving begins

cas is human at this point and he’s the shack’s handyman (like soos but he’s. not soos at all do u understand what i mean)

him and dean aren’t together yet but they’re very much pining and they do get together by the end of it

claire and jack love cas and cas loves them! he’s kind of awkward but doesn’t have many social hang ups which jack appreciates, and claire doesn’t like him at first but they end up connecting over the course of the story because cas is the only one who will admit to her that she’s right about the supernatural phenomenons in gravity falls

(OK SKIPPING OVER SO MUCH BC I COULD LITERALLY WRITE A NOVEL ON THIS BUT I WONT FOR YOUR SAKE)

ok and SAM. sam is a combination of mcgucket and ford right

basically he created the memory removing contraption to cope with his season 7 hell trauma and ends up forming the society of the blind eye in order to help keep people in gravity falls oblivious to the pain of the real world

during this time he gets really into discovering where monsters come from (bc eve doesn’t exist in this au i guess)

he finds out that they escape through a rift to an alternate reality and starts to create a machine in order to close that rift (think s8 closing the gates of hell trials type of thing)

following gf canon, he ends up getting stuck in the alternate reality as the rift closes and dean dedicates the next couple of decades trying to get him back. he eventually gets him back around the same events of s2 beginning (i haven’t watched gravity falls chronologically in 5 years so my memory is hazy around all of this sorry)

AND YEAH OKAY IM STOPPING i could literally elaborate so much more on everything but i’m cutting myself off just know that gravityfallsnatural is all i think about every day

#sorry for answering with an entire essay do you still think i’m not #*hot #gravityfallsnatural #asks #transkaia #thank u for asking it made my day to rant abt this

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Historical AUs- 1900’s

I LOVE history, so I love a good historical AU. Doesn’t even really matter the time period or the location, I just love them. (If you know of any good ones, send them my way)

These all take place in the 1900’s, ranging from the 10’s up to the 80’s.

Includes title(with link), rating, chapter and word count, more specific time period, and an intro. My favorites have a 🦋!

Days to Remember Rated E/ 15 chapters, 43k words/ 10’s/ Aboard the Titanic, Ben is headed back home after years of being estranged from his parents. Rey is being brought to America to marry a rich man. (I posted about this one a few weeks ago but it deserves to be posted again. It’s not strictly a movie rewrite, but it does follow a similar Jack/Rose dynamic. This is in my top 10 favorite fics)🦋

The Scales of Judgement Rated E/ 11 chapters, 55k words/ WW2/ Rey, assistant to famed archeologist Han Solo, finds herself a little in over her head when, while on a dig in Egypt, the war spreads south and brings with it a specialized group of German soldiers who happen to be looking for the same thing as her crew. (Guys. It’s an Indiana Jones AU. I need more of those in my life. Or just archeologist AUs in general)

what if the storm ends Rated E/ 12 chapters, 62k words/ Post-WW2/ During the war, Rey was sent to live with the Solos out in the countryside. After the fighting was over, she became an author in London and wrote about her adventures there, but a tragedy brings her back to the farm. (This is tied for my number one favorite fic. Just a warning tho, and this also in the tags, but the tragedy is that Ben’s wife died. So like he was in a happy marriage before. She’s mentioned a few times. This is 90% angst but it hurts SO GOOD)🦋

Patch Rated M/ 15 chapters, 21k words/ 80’s/ When 19 year old figure skater Ben first meets Rey, she needs some work but it seems like she’s the best option, out of the few he has, for a new partner. Can they make it? (honestly this intro makes it sound dumb but I promise it’s not. Also it’s like Olympic level competitive skating in 80’s Russia. I know literally nothing about skating so I was a little lost but I still enjoyed it lol)

Though There’ll Be Rain and Darkness Too Rated M/ 13 chapters, 37k words/ WW2/ Rey meets Ben, an American Air Force pilot stationed at the nearby base in a little town outside of London (I literally finished this a half hour before making this post. Read it in one day lol)🦋

The Lost Princess Rated M/ 22 chapters, 22k words/ 20’s/ When Rey is found on the streets of London, she doesn’t remember anything but her name. A hypnotist, Dr. Snoke, helps her to regain her memories. Months later, she announces to the public that she is actually Anastasia Romanov. (This is NOT based off the 1997 animated movie ‘Anastasia’ or it’s corresponding musical. However, if anyone is aware of such a fic, PLEASE send it my way cause that movie is one of my favorites)

One for Hoping Rated M/ 6 chapters, 17k words/ WW2*/ After receiving a crippling injury during the war, soldier Ben Solo was treated in a hospital by a nurse. Now the war is over and he’s come back to that same hospital to look for her. (*this isn’t actually based on any specific war, but it personally gave me WW2 vibes. I should mention a possible TW: Ben’s injury causes him to lose one of his limbs. This is one of my comfort fics btw)🦋

If you’re looking for a specific fic genre or trope, check out my masterlist and if you don’t see what you’re looking for, check out this post for more info on the types of fics I read and making a request!

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sanriosratz · 2 years

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I posted 264 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 3.2 posts.

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My Top Posts in 2021

I agree with Toby being ND mostly because of the way the fandom will write him . Like waffles could be his safe food . Also also of people will write him stimming a bit to

:0 yay!

we stan ND Toby here! ^w^

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Slenderman: Ladies-

Nina, an enby: i’m actually an un-lady, thank you v much

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Ticci toby headcannons? hell yeah he's back babey!!!! >:D

✞❦ YEAH! KASTOWAY STIMKY! >:D ❦✞

❥ He’s from a completely German descent! His family only ever really spoke German (deutsch) in the house, so his English isn’t great.

❥ ^ He has a very strong German accent!

❥ His favourite nickname is “Toe Bean”, accidentally given by Nina

❥ He’s autistic, because I said so.

❥ ^ He stims mainly by chewing (he has chewelry) and deep pressure.

❥ He has mainly motor tics than vocal tics. His most prominent motor tic(s) is throwing his head back or cracking his neck, and his most prominent vocal tic is shouting [nonsense].

❥ He likes some animes ^__^

❥ He’s trans FTM!

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“sex is honestly overrated”

- a quote from my biology class (we’re learning about contraception n stuff)

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🌜✨Jeff x Reader headcanons✨🌛

cuz y’all are simps-

(You guys can request stuff like this btw!! I also do character x character :3)

format inspired by @/intimidating-fettuccine

❥ he saw u and audibly gasped- how tf can someone be So Hot??? why he be,, Emotion??

❥ He suppressed his emotions for a long time. He didn’t want people to know that he’d gone mushy for some person he’d seen for a few seconds, it’d completely ruin his rep. and ego!

❥ For every moment that wasn’t spent with you, he was spent on knowing everything there was to know about you. Your favourite colour, your favourite film, your favourite piece of clothing or outfit, he was prepared to know it all!

❥ He didn't want to scare you, so he kept the stalking down to a minimum. He was so deeply afraid of the thought of you hating him or being scared of him, so he kept every aspect of life down to nothing but "I was a burn victim". Which admittedly made you a little skeptical of him.

(litol drabble under cut,, :))

He took his hand in yours as your eyes were trained on the TV that displayed a film that neither of you were really paying attention to, it was just background noise so you wouldn’t be left in the awkward silence that always occured in your shared conversations. But after a while, they became the silences in which you’d both lovingly study eachother, or stare into eachother’s eyes.

You always liked his eyes, the cobalt colour held but a strong fire, one that held power and warmth to those that dared to get closer to him. He cared for his close friends, and even more so for the people he’d get romantically mixed with. You included. Jeff was absolutely head over heels for you, downright obsessed, every waking hour was spent thinking about you, or gushing about you and your personality, your eyes, your sickeningly sweet voice that he just couldn’t get enough of. He’d recall times where he’d just beg you to talk for hours on end as he’d lay his head in your lap, listening tentatively as you’d ramble about anything and everything.

“I think... I think I’m in love with you,” Jeff confessed, his cheeks a light shade of red.

You giggled, “I love you too, dork.”

MILKING THE TAGS :P

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I forgot if i sent it to u or someone else so i'm sending it again anyway

Please Read this to the end and then judge me.

I do not understand at all why you and all other anti destiels dont ship destiel and think that dean is straight and i hate you for that from the bottom of my heart. i mean cant you see how dean truely loves cas and gives no shit about Sam, his brother?and also jensen and writers ship it.

You are so stupid and do not deserve to live in this world period

Read this list below.it may help you take off your anti destiel colored glasses and Accept the truth:which in fact is that Destiel Will become canon.

Reasons Why Destiel Will Definitely Become Canon Before The Show Ends 101:

1.Jensen Ackles: Destiel Doesn't Exist.

2.Jensen Ackles: Because Dean is a lover of the LADIES.

3.Dean will always choose SAM over anyone else.

4.SAM and Dean are soulmates.

5.Castiel: you chose EACHOTHER.

6.Jensen Ackles' Unscripted Frustrated look into the camera in "Fan Fiction" episode.wink wink

7.Jensen Ackles: there wasn't a whole lot of dean and cas storylines in season 9.personally,i kind of enjoyed that.

8.Jensen Ackles: i think the whole dean and cas thing has gotten a little out of proportion.

9.Jensen Ackles: "destiel is real" is it?? Where?? Where is it real??

10.Jensen Ackles: What? What castiel? Nah just me and my pies!

11.Jensen Ackles: We sit down with the writers in a couple weeks. It boils down to these two brothers, that’s the core and the heart of the show, their journey, their fight for each other.

12. “You are homophobic if you don’t ship destiel!"

13.Dean Winchester is fuckin Straight.

14.Eric Kripke : I'm just really interested in guys, STRAIGHT guys who have a tight friendship,they are really fun to write...

15.Dean Winchester: I'm Dean winchester.i enjoy sunsets,long walks on the bitch and frisky WOMEN.

16.Dean Winchester : I dont swing that way.sorry.

17.Dean winchester : yeah sorry again pal i dont play for your team.

18.Dean sold his soul for SAM.

19.Dean died so that he could meet with Death and get SAM’s soul back which of course Castiel left in hell.

20.Dean gave away the Impala and was willing to die with a Croatoan infected SAM.

21.Dean breathed in the poisonous smoke, so that he would die with SAM.

22.Dean wanted out of an AU with Mary and Jessica alive, because AU!SAM didn’t like Dean that much.

23.SAM and Dean made promise to each other, made vows to each other really, in a church.

24.SAM and Dean choose each other over the world, anything, and everything, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

25. Dean refers to SAM as though HE is his spouse (”does he want a divorce?”, “Lucy”...)

26.Dean would rather live in a world WITH demons than live in a world WITHOUT SAM.

27.When Dean forgot everything else, including his own name, he still remembered SAM.

28.Dean : I can’t do it without my brother, I don’t want to

29.Dean to Sam :You’re the ONLY one who could’ve talked me out of it

30.Dean to Sam :There ain’t no me if there ain’t no YOU.

31.Dean to Sam :“Because whatever we have between us, love, family, whatever this is, they’re always going to us it against us.”

32.Dean to Sam: “You’re my weak spot SAMMY, and I’m yours”

33.Dean or Sam i dont remember: “All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.“

34. Dean to Sam :“Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!“

35.Dean to Sam : “I made you a promise in that church, you and me, come whatever!”

36.The canon friendship between Dean and Castiel is toxic and borderline-abusive, full of lies, threats, insults, abandonment, beatings, and betrayals.

37. Sam, possessed by the devil himself, took control of his own body and beat Lucifer because Dean was there, because Dean didn’t give up even though he was hurt and covered in blood, because seeing Dean bombarded Sam with the memories of their life together.

38. Dean didn’t leave SAM’s bedside , didn’t bury him, didn’t burn his body, didn’t want to say goodbye, and how later he didn’t hesitate to sell his soul.

39.Dean decided not to go into a box, because SAM asked him not to.

40.SAM and Dean were the ones whom were mistaken with gay couple by several people if that matters.

41.SAM to Dean :“you always put me first. Your whole life”,

42.Dean to SAM: “I know where I am at my best, and that is right here, driving down crazy street next to you”,

43.Sam or Dean i dont remember:“you know what brought me back? You did”.

44.Dean’s siren-as admitted by the siren herself-was a copy of SAM.

45.Dean told a male cop "you're awsome".OMG!! He is bi!!!

46.Dean fanboyed over a male tv character.Holy Chuck!! He is bi!!

47.Jensen or Jared:“At its core, it’s the story of two brothers.”

48.Jensen or Jared:“At the end of the day, this starts and stops with the brothers.”

49.Jensen or Jared:“When it comes down to it, it’s about these two brothers.”

50.Dean told Castiel to get the hell outta bunker for SAM while he knew he didnt have his angel powers.Damn! Dean truely loves Cas!

51.Dean figured Castiel was too far gone to be convinced back into their group and bound Death to do their bidding. Dean’s order to Death was to kill Castiel where he stood.#couplegoals

52.Castiel blackmailed Dean by torturing SAM.oh dear god!!! What a True Lover!!

53.Castiel Betrayed sam amd DEAN with crowley.but that's what all lovers do Right???

54.This isnt some romantic show.

55. Castiel is a genderless celestial wavelength of light wearing a male vessel.

56.Dean's chemistry with Baby the Impala is far more noticable than the one with Castiel.

57.Sam even once asked Dean and Baby the impala to get a room.

58.The possibility of Dean and Baby the impala to get sexually involved and the two of them having sex in the finale full frontal is far more than the possibility of non existant Destiel to become canon.

59.Destiel shippers are only a tiny minority of the SPN fandom.

60.Jensen Ackles is fucking done with this shit.

61.Dean left Ben and Lisa for SAM.

62.Misha Collins is the only one who queerbaits.

63.Dean in "red meat" described SAM as the man he loved.

64.Dean sang in a colorful background.OMFG!! he is bi!!

65.Jesen ackles : because being with his BROTHER and doing that is the happiest he is.

66.Dean to SAM: "because i couldnt live with you dead"

67.What show you've been watching???

68.Jared : because that would have RUINED the show to make it about something it wasnt about.

69.Dean has kissed and had sex with an angel.her name was Anna

70.Sera Gamble said “supernatural is the epic love story of SAM and dean”

71.Cw_supernatural IG: it has always been two brothers and the open road.

*Manic laughter*

*Aggressively drop the mic*

*The door is over there*

*Boom! Suck it*

*It sucks to be destieheller*

You are very welcome

Btw I'm a Proud anti destiew and a logical SPN fan.

If You think I'm right,then Chuck bless your logical souls and if not,let me find some fucks to give....sorry,none was found.

The begining part was an example of a savage destieheller.it wasn't me😊ignore it.

Yours truly,anon.

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Holy crap, that is one longass ask. An ask I was thisclose to deleting until I skipped to the bottom.

💖💖💖💖💖

#i love my anons #destiehellers #destiew #dean is as straight in november 2020 as he was in september 2005 #jensen does not like destiel shit #Anonymous

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so admittedly i have a LOT of projects going on but I'm so pumped about writing mer!peter! idk where to start though! I want to do the trope justice! Can you, oh queen of all things mer, share any of your favorite headcanons/concepts/general ideas or opinions about merfolk and mer!Peter? :D ilysm btw -kaleb

ooo ho ho ho hoooo

obviously my Mer!Peter started human and became a mer by magic on accident but there are SO many options that it was hard to nail down the story beyond that- i am DYINg to see what you will end up with because you’re an amazing writer and i’m just so happy you want to do this ;-;

Other possibilities:

-COmPLETE au where Tony is a captain of a pirate ship and it’s a world where things like dragons and wizards and mermaids exist, so merPeter has the same story as canon Peter (raised by mer! May and Ben) but he becomes friends with Tony either privately or with the whole crew. If it’s privately, maybe he’s keeping Peter secret because he worries about his crew making fun of his softness or else taking advantage of Peter. They could hang out at night when Tony is on watch and Peter just swims by the ship and they talk. Perhaps that’s how they met and they just kept up the tradition and slowly became important to each other. OR- maybe the crew is the Avengers and they are a sort-of vigilante-type boat that travels around helping people and Peter joins their ranks from the ocean by scouting or spying for them.

-AU with Mer!Peter as a natural born mer (still raised by mer! May and Ben), but the world is modern day New York. Set the scene with Tony living at his Malibu place, like before the Avengers so he’s pretty rough around the edges still. And sort of a similar set-up: he lives by the ocean so meets Peter either just on the beach (maybe Peter washes up, hurt?) or out boating (maybe Tony has an accident and Peter pulls him to shore?). With this timing Peter is a smol bean, around 11 or 12, right? So they get to know each other over a few years with secret visits (Peter isn’t supposed to talk to humans). Maybe one day Peter just stops showing up and Tony gets concerned about it, then sees on the news that a mermaid has been discovered and it’s his little friend (oh no!!)

-I threw a line in about this option last chapter as a sort of joke but consider: the MCU as it is... except Peter IS bitten by a radioactive FISH. (Don’t ask me how that happens lol. maybe Oscorp dumps failed projects as ocean pollution or something). It would be especially precious in this if Peter were afraid of water and swimming beforehand, tries it with his friends ONE time on a group outing to the beach and gets bitten by something... then gets sick and wakes up with the ability to turn into a merperson. Involuntarily, every time he is splashed with water. The way he meets Tony (since I doubt the Avengers need a mermaid recruit... let’s just say it) could be that he is an actual intern who’s developed a fond relationship with the boss himself except that Tony notices Peter’s behavior change and wonders about it. And then his wondering is answered when Peter is helping with something involving water, gets splashed, panics, then morphs into a merman before his eyes.

-AU where both of them are mers? Oh! Oh! It could be this: Tony, in his rough-around-the-edges stage, is drunk driving and accidentally swerves off a cliff into the ocean, at which point he becomes a merman (similar origin to my Mer!Peter). When he wakes up, he panics obviously and has no idea how to use his tail but sees a little natural-born mer watching him (Peter) and this kid tries to help, but Tony is rude and kind of an a-hole at first because he’s in mourning of his life that has changed all of a sudden to something he didn’t ask for. Yo.........I’m imagining like a “Brother Bear” situation here. This could go places.

-Au where both of them are NATURAL born mers- not sure where to go with that. People will hate me but... Perhaps May dies (sorry) and Tony takes guardianship over Peter while they are mers but Peter is depressed by all his loss so Tony decides to take them and start a new life on land with a mermaid power that neither of them have used before where they can grow legs when dry (fine, it’s a Mako Mermaids au, ok, sue me). And the story is set some time after they are integrated and trying to live their half mer-half human lives.

-Or the same set up as above (both natural born mers) and it’s like the whole mcu set underwater with no mention of the surface (enhanced characters being enhanced mers). But eh, i don’t see the fun in that tbh. make the fins a FOCUS i say. Unless you’re doing a one-shot and have a specific scene in mind that would be interesting re-done with the filter of this AU, such as the Tony-recruiting-Peter scene.

....So there are some ideas that have floated through my brain at some point but I’m sure there are more I can’t remember and more to come because i love this OBVIOUSLY. As for other concepts, I just love Peter having a mer!form that mirrors his spider suit colors. I love the idea of him trying to live as a half-mer and Tony worrying that he’ll be exposed at any time. I love merpeople in pretty much every single sense- pretty or scary, scarce or civilized, known or myths. The whole concept of them is a canvas for your imagination. And you weren’t asking but I love the possibilities of PeterMJ with a mer!Peter filter.

hope that helps :)

#this was a very good cleanse of my palate thank you sir

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I posted 324 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 10.6 posts.

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Longest Tag: 138 characters

#meanwhile albedo doesn't want to go to jail again... but he also hates ben with a passion so to be petty he's rigging the toaster to shoot

My Top Posts in 2021

Starting Over Again Pt. 1

After reading @/mandareeboo’s drabble about Papa G and Jo talking about where Kid would go if he died I cried... and I immediately decided to make them and everyone else cry too, enjoy! This is just the 1st part bc I’ve reached page 9 1/2 of my google doc.

(tw: major character death, blood mention, trauma)

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Kid & Tuna Sandwich: A Purr-fect Combo

Thank you for reading! Here’s an obligatory old pic of my own old man btw, back when he looked a lot like Tuna.

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Here’s my design for Frazie in this AU! Tbh, originally the MC for this was Lili; but then I realized I can make things like 10x angstier by having Frazie be the protag. In this AU she really doesn’t care about the Psychonauts, and when the mysterious person gave her the pamphlet she had fully intended to toss it... but then a note fell out.

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I got inspired yesterday.

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I talked about this on an ask someone sent @/a-great-big-universe but this is my concept for an AU where at a young age Gristol kidnapped Raz due to his hydrokinesis, leading to Frazie eventually running away like her brother did in the 1st game due to an... addition to the pamphlet (a note stating the Psychonauts had machines and powers that could track down psychics, giving her hope that they could help find him again).

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can’t fight this feeling | part 3

( gif not mine. )

↳ table of contents: part 1 part 2 part 3 ↳ pairing: bill denbrough x reader au ↳ summary: Bill asks Gretta out; will it be a success? New drama ensues, weird feelings evolve which everyone can't help but feel. ↳ warnings: cursing and my ~shitty~ writing ↳ a/n: THIS IS AN AU BTW, inspo: movie 'flipped' and the song 'can't fight this feeling' by REO speedwagon/cover of the glee cast. my writing is so shitty i wanna cri… sorry for the delay ;( I got rlly sick and yeah, but im better now! AND 100 FOLLOWERS WTF AHHBSHSHS

You're a candle in the window On a cold, dark winter's night And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might

BILL

12:02 pm

"Are you ready Billy boy?" Richie gives me a pat on the shoulder, giving him a thumbs up, he grins. We were standing at the corner of our cafeteria, with me debating whether I should actually do this stupid idea.

Should I really?

I sighed and whispered, "T-This is to make [Name] s-s-stop annoying me. Do t-this for you and your f-friends' sake, Bill."

"Are you talking to yourself, Bill?" Eddie asked while I nodded slowly.

"I'm fucking nervous, okay?"

"3 more minutes until the other students pile up in the cafeteria," Stan glanced down his watch, while Eddie looks around. There we saw [Name], Beverly Marsh and Ben Hanscom seated at their usual table. The trio laughing away at what [Name] (I assumed) said.

12:04 pm

The four of us spot Gretta with her friends, all of them laughing. "There you go Billy boy! Gretta Keene in the flesh!" Richie yelled out, pushing me harshly in front.

Everyone's eyes were now boring over my lanky figure. Gretta and her friends stopped dead in the tracks, while she shoots me a smile.

"Fucking shit R-Richie," I spat out, glaring furiously at him. "Y-You were too f-fucking loud, now everyone's looking at me."

Stan stands there, an expression I can't really explain. Eddie gives me a thumbs up, with Richie howling. "Yes, Billy! Bill my man!"

I take a step forward, awkwardly smiling at Gretta. "Hey Gr-Gretta, I want to a-a-ask if you would like to go to the movies w-w-with me later?"

The people around us started to gossip away, and I glanced over my shoulder to look at [Name]'s expression, only to see her with a sour face.

"Yeah sure Bill," Gretta gives me an ear to ear smile, nodding.

Smiling at her, everyone's attention then dispersed, chattering away to their own set of cliques.

Gretta walks away with her friends, one of them looking at Stan and mouthing out, 'Date me!'

Richie slings an arm around my shoulder, with Stan replying to her with a, "Thanks, but no thanks." Eddie grins at both scenes unfolding in front of him.

"That was a success!" Richie keeps his arm around my shoulder, the four of us walking towards our usual table.

"Should've seen that look on [Name]'s face," Eddie shakes his head, while I grinned.

"Thank me, Bill! Thank me!" Richie exclaims while we all take a seat. I shook my head, laughing.

"Well, this might finally end our misery! [Name] will finally stop annoying us!" Eddie raises his hand for a high five, which I happily obliged.

“When I raise for a high five, no one high fives me!" Richie whined while Stan rolls his eyes at him. "It's because you like fucking raise your hand after 5 to 10 minutes, dumbass."

"When I raise for a high five, no one high fives me!" Richie whined while Stan rolls his eyes at him. "It's because you like fucking raise your hand after 5 to 10 minutes, dumbass."

Richie's pushes his glasses up, to prevent it from falling. "You're right! High five!" Richie raises his hand once again, while the rest of us blankly stared at him.

"Oh, yeah. . . oops," Richie puts his hand down, and putting it on his neck instead, scratching it a little.

"U-Um yea, n-now going back to the whole 'm-making [Name] s-stop annoying u-us'," I started, while I look around to look at [Name]'s reaction.

"Oh, shit Bill, she was so fucking disappointed!" Richie laughs loudly.

Relieved.

That was all I felt; relieved. Relieved that she won't bug me much anymore. Relieved that after how many years of her chasing after me and me always running the other way, she'll finally distance herself from me.

There I saw [Name] [Lastname] no longer cracking up jokes and smiling, but instead I saw her with a glum expression on her face. . . something I never really witnessed seeing before, until now. She always held a smile on her face, whenever I was around. Or maybe I was just focused on the annoying things about her, that I don't get to see her true self.

"Don't you think we went too far, guys?" Stan asks while I continued to look at her, not noticing the glares that Beverly was shooting.

"What do you mean, by too far Stan? That idea was fucking great!" Stan hisses at Richie, while Richie raises his arms in defense.

"I don't know, okay." Stan shrugs his shoulders, an unknown expression plastered on his face. "Do you think she actually deserves this?"

Bam!

From the feeling of relief to guilt. Why did I feel so guilty? Was it because all he said was true?

[NAME]

"And then I told my mom, 'noooo not my cereal!' With so much sarcasm, and she was like 'you can do better than that!'" I joked in front of Beverly and Ben, waving my hands around randomly. Beverly chuckles, while Ben laughs. "And then—" I started again, but was cut off with Beverly pointing to my back. "What?" Turning around to see what her fuss was all about, my mouth formed an 'o'. There I saw my Bill being pushed in front by Richie Tozier and yelling out, "There you go Billy boy! Gretta Keene in the flesh!" No, no, no, I chanted over and over in my head. This can't be real! I see him walk towards Gretta, an awkward smile on his face. "Hey Gr-Gretta, I want to a-a-ask if you would like to go to the movies w-w-with me later?"

No! SAY NO!

"Yeah sure Bill," Gretta gives him an ear to ear smile, nodding.

My smile left my face, a crestfallen look dawning over. Feeling my heart crumple into little pieces, I stayed put in my seat.

“He’s such a dick [Nickname],” Ben gave me a sad smile, while I felt a small salty tear escape from my eye.

I always knew he never liked me; always managed to hatch a plan to ignore me, but this was too much. Was he really that oblivious, to ask out the girl who keeps making fun of Ben, Beverly and I?

“Is he gone?” I asked Ben, while Beverly was busy sending glares to them. Ben nods, “They’re at their usual table now.”

“I just wanted to be friends with him, but he’s always been a dick to me, but why?”

Ben puts his book down, takes my juice box and takes a sip. “Maybe he secretly likes you, and by ignoring you, it makes him think that his feelings will fade. But it doesn’t actually, ignoring you makes him feel even crazier.”

Beverly turned to look at us, pleased with Ben said. “That might be true, [Nickname].”

I shook my head, still unhappy. “He will never like me, it’s been how many years since I tried getting his attention, but he never gave me a glance. . . And you know what?”

Ben and Beverly stared at me, while I sighed.

“Maybe, I should just stop trying, you know? It always leads me nowhere.”

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