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[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Futaba: If you use magic mouth to insult someone, isn’t that kinda like Vicious Mockery?

Akechi, eating chips: Make the insult harsh enough, and I’ll allow it.

#Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Futaba Sakura #Oracle (Persona) #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #queued post

[incorrectspquotes]

“We eat dangerous for breakfast. On the days we aren’t eating waffles.”

Gracious and Donegan, probably

#submission #cirrus-grey #gracious o'callahan #donegan bane #source: yourplayersaidwhat #source: shitmyplayerssay

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Pit: We don't need to go to dinner, we can get hors d'oeuvres off the ground!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect smash bros #pit #source: shitmyplayerssay

[incorrectfequotes-cianthemighty]

Balthus: Wait, she's seriously been in a wet, white shirt this entire time? We have to redo the last two sessions. I was not aware of this important piece of information.

Yuri: So, all of your decisions would have been different if you could see her tits?

Constance: I mean, bindings and stays are a thing. She's not exactly free-boobing it.

Balthus: At a bare minimum I should have been rolling at a disadvantage for being distracted. Fuck! At one point we had direct chest to chest contact. He should have lost intelligence points or something.

Hapi: So, your PALADIN is the one getting distracted by thoughts of tits and not the rogue? How have you survived this long?

Balthus: She has twenty charisma! If that didn't shine through in this moment, when would it?

Constance: I think my character is hotter in his head than she is in mine.

#Byleth plays Dungeons and Dragons #Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Three Houses #Ashen Wolves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Fire Emblem #Incorrect FE #Incorrect Three Houses #Balthus von Albrecht #Yuri Leclerc #Constance von Nuvelle #Hapi (Fire Emblem) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #queued post

[saphira-approves]

Murtagh: *flipping through wanted posters to see if he’s on any of them*

Eragon: Are you a criminal?

Murtagh: Not here.

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[incorrect-heroes-of-galeia]

Aldora: you know I’ve been thinking… what’s our plan?

Lawson: hmm… well, I’ve been thinking about getting a new hat

Aldora: …

Aldora: …I meant, like, long-term

#source: @shitmyplayerssay on tumblr #lady aldora levina yorke #prince lawson ailéan down

[periodicapartments]

Totally Canon PA Quotes #128

: *In-private chat for a table top game*

Sulfur: Also, pre-warning, I will seduce NPCs.

Aluminum: lol Ok

Sulfur: I’m not joking, I managed to get a harem in a different session, I have really great charisma rolls-

Aluminum: Well, you’re in for a treat then.

Sulfur: I'mma seduce the villains.

Aluminum: lol If you want to.

Sulfur: I'MMA SEDUCE ALL THE VILLAINS

: *Later in group chat*

Sulfur: My goal in this session is to just seduce all the villains.

Aluminum: :x

#in character #totally canon pa quotes #source: shitmyplayerssay #dnd

[godsofhumanity]

Thoth: Alright, for the record and just in case I’m physically incapable of speaking later, I would like it to be known that my last words were, “I told you so.”

Horus: We heard you the first time.

Thoth: I just want to be clear.

Anubis: We’ll etch it on your gravestone. “Thoth: He told us so.”

Thoth: I’d appreciate that.

#egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #thoth #horus #anubis #brotp #gods of egypt #quote source: shitmyplayerssay

[incorrectmylittleponyquotes]

Discord, running an Ogres & Oubliettes game: Sombra seemingly misunderstood the phrase “Crack open a cold one with the boys” and opted to crack open one of the boys instead.

#source: tumblr #source: @shitmyplayerssay #discord #incorrect quotes #incorrect my little pony quotes #mlp #mlp:fim #submitted by guardian-prince #submission

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: You have "Flurry of Blows", don't you?

Ryuji: Oh, shit... is that what this is?

Akechi: What do you mean?

Ryuji: I wrote "Catch these Hands" on my character sheet. I probably told myself that I would remember-

Akechi: You never remember.

Ryuji: Yeah, you’d think I’d have learned by now...

#Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Ryuji Sakamoto #Skull (Persona) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #queued post

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

You attempt to seduce the warrior and wind up seducing yourself.

Akechi, after Akira rolled a negative three for seduction.

#Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #Joker (Persona) #Joker (Persona 5) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

I hesitate to bring this up, since I know the DM is going to have fun with it...

Makoto, probably

#Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Makoto Nijima #Queen (Persona) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: You come across a locked door in the palace.

Akira: I seduce the door.

Ryuji: As you do.

Akechi: Roll to seduce.

Akira: *rolls high*

Akechi: The lock suddenly clicks and the door swings open in a manner that you would certainly consider seductive. Make a constitution save.

Akira: *rolls low*

Akechi: You drop to 1HP as you notice Yusuke, who opened the door from the other side and is now looking at you with undying bewilderment as he questions the choices you have made in life.

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #Joker (Persona) #Joker (Persona 5) #Ryuji Sakamoto #Skull (Persona) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #50+ Notes #100+ Notes #150+ Notes

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: As you enter the room, you see what appears to be a shadowy version of yourself staring at you with hate filled eyes.

Akira: Am I hot?

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #Joker (Persona) #Joker (Persona 5) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #50+ Notes #100+ Notes

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: The physical embodiment of death is standing in front of you. What will you do?

Akira: Roll to seduce, obviously.

Ryuji: Obviously.

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Goro Akechi #Crow (Persona) #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #Joker (Persona) #Joker (Persona 5) #Ryuji Sakamoto #Skull (Persona) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #Akechi plays Dungeons and Dragons #50+ Notes

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Tentacles are just legs, but more fun.

Futaba Sakura

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Futaba Sakura #Oracle (Persona) #Source: shitmyplayerssay #cianthemighty #queued post