Twins about to either get ice cream or commit war crimes pre-war.
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Aigis: Yukari-san, I’ve got this weird pain in my chest.
Yukari: Like a sharp stabbing pain around your heart?
Aigis: No, sort of like this dull ache, right in the middle.
Yukari: Oh, you’re probably experiencing some emotions.
Aigis: Oh.
Aigis: How do I stop?
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Esteban, watching penalty drama of Formula E: Finally, there's something that I can laugh with the shitshow.
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Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!
Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!
Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!
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Chrom: So a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Chrom: Then I started thinking.
Chrom: Like it was just trying to get food.
Chrom: How would I feel if I went to the fridge for a snack and the door snapped shut and snapped my neck?
Chrom: How would I feel then, Robin.
Robin:
Robin: Chrom, when did you get into my tent???
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Hey guys why is the fire emblem heroes subreddit trying to gaslight everyone into thinking Robin is a blank slate with no individual properties outside of Chrom and that no one associates Robin with Levin sword except Smash Fans
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Minato: Why do you walk around without a shirt?
Takaya: My coat is invisible to idiots.
Minato: Oh. Just like my hat.
Takaya: What hat, you’re not wearing any…?
Takaya: Oh. Smart.
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