Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15
Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.
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Sad
Steve: Pit, I'm sad.
Pit: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Sora: Link, I'm sad.
Link, nodding: mood.
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Selina, dressed as Morticia Addams: Ah, my fated one, this season fills me with such wicked joy. It reminds me of the day you asked me to be your wife.
Bruce, dressed as Gomez Addams: Or that time Alfred let me burn all those old Batmobiles.
Duke, dressed in a Lord of the Rings cosplay: Get a room!
Selina: Duke, you're supposed to wear a Halloween costume.
Duke: But I really like being an elf. And it's better than Damian's costume.
Bruce: Why? What's Damian wear—
Damian, wearing Bruce's oversized coat: I am Father for Halloween.
Bruce, choking up: It's perfect.
Duke, muttering: Suck up.
Stephanie, entering dressed as Jack Skellington: Hey guys! Are you ready to pull off people’s thumbs for Halloween?
Cassandra, dressed as Sally: Yay, thumbs!
Barbara, dressed as a pumpkin: She means trick or treat.
Kate, watching: Alfred, they do know it's October 6th, right?
Alfred: Try telling them that. Or try telling it to—
Dick, dressed as Harley Quinn: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!
Jason, dressed as Deadpool: Yeah, Halloween!
Tim, dressed as Robin: Yeah, nerds!
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Snake: you've got to stop drinking so much coffee
Joker: coffee helps cure depression
Samus: i really don't think that's true....
Joker: more espresso, less depresso
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Direct Aftermath
*In the Smash Mansion's massive garden, the Pikmin are singing their rendition of "We Are The Champions", Olimar and Alph directing the orchestra. Captain Falcon is at the front, singing the song with tears running down his face.
Falcon: Weeeeee are the champions, my friends!
Pit: Why is he singing this again?
Palutena: It was part of his apology for killing all of those Pikmin back in Subspace Emmysary. He promised he would sing this song once Pikmin 4 was confirmed.
Pit: And after ten years, it is. Rock on, Falcon!
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*Kirby, Dedede and Meta Knight at the food court*
Dedede: Ah ain't gonna lie, I was hoping we were gonna go on a new adventure this time. A remake is good, though.
Meta Knight: At least this way we can see how far we have improved over the years. Kirby, are you calling Bandana Dee for the sparring session?
Kirby: Yep! I'm also thinking about inviting Magolor over-
Dedede: Heck no! That egg shaped rat can go sit on a wall and fall off for all I care. He ain't getting within twenty feet of my castle unless I have anything to say about it!
Meta Knight: Is it because you're still upset about the car?
Dedede: Yes it's the car! He told me it had a state of the art aircon system, and what do I get? A car made of ice! Melted on the way to my castle!
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With Link and Samus, reviewing the footage of BOTW 2*
Link: I guess I should go ask Skyward Sword me for tips. I'm going to be doing a lot of falling.
Samus: Yeah, *snorts* yeah you- hehe- you will."
Link: What's so funny?
Samus: No, no, it's not you, haha. It's just, the game is called Tears of the Kingdom, and I now understand why they didn't show it in the UK.
Link: Oh... Oh! Hahaha, yeah, that would have been way awkward for sure. Haaa.
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Nachos
Sora: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Steve: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Pit: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Yoshi: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Mario: "DAHDHAHAHSHAHSHDSHAH"
Luigi: "What is that?"
Mario: "It's a keyboard smash"
Luigi: "How do I do it?"
Mario: "Just press anything lol"
Luigi: "7"
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Master Hand: I'm going to ask you to be respectful here.
Ganondorf: And I will politely decline.
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Master Hand: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Master Hand: MARIO IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Master Hand : GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
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