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malyen0retsev · 1 year

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i wish everyone who made kit connor feel he had to come out a very merry FUCK YOU. you forced an eighteen year old into coming out publicly, before he was ready, when he stated many many times he wanted to keep it private. how many more times does this shit have to fucking happen before some of you fucking clock that YOU CANNOT QUEERBAIT IN REAL LIFE. this is the natural end to the discourse of ‘if somebody is in the public eye playing a queer person they owe us their sexuality’, and it’s DEEPLY FUCKED UP, they do NOT owe you an answer, and this mindset JUST FORCED AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD TO OUT HIMSELF BEFORE HE WAS READY TO

#the way kit connor has been treated by people is genuinely horrific #and i'm so SO angry that he had to come out not on his terms and before he was ready just to make people SHUT UP #so congratulations everyone!!!! good job!!!!#and also a very huge screw you to people saying 'he's bi playing a bi character WE WON' you won NOTHING #i repeat you forced an eighteen year old to out himself #THAT IS NOT WINNING. THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS #kit connor #heartstopper cast #sarah rambles

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canisalbus · 3 months

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Absolutely sending me that vasco sleeps butt fucking naked with his weird little Victorian doll boyfriend

Different strokes for different folks.

Vasco finds sleepwear kind of unnecessary and restricting. He doesn't insist on sleeping nude and can go to bed decently dressed if the situation calls for it, but if it's up to him and he's comfortable and in trusted company, he prefers wearing very little.

Machete gets cold easily and has weird body image issues, not being properly covered tends to distress him. Plus he has a thing for high guality garments and wants to look pretty or at least passably presentable even in bed.

#Vasco grew up smothered in luxury so even though he enjoys dressing flashy and taking care of his appearances #he still ends up prioritizing comfort and convenience especially in private #the thought of somehow falling from his high lifestyle scarcely crosses his mind #Machete grew up in ascetic surroundings and wasn't allowed to have nice things until he began earning his own money as an adult #when he eventually started being able to afford silk (the softest fanciest material around but outrageously expensive)#there was no turning back he wants to wear that 24/7 #Machete thinks Vasco is hot (easy on the eyes) and hot (warm to the touch) so he may sleep butt fucking naked in his bed all he wants #and Vasco thinks Machete looks cute in his silly frilly nightgowns and he knows he wears them to feel better about himself so why not #everybody wins #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

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jtl-fics · 10 months

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But also... Andreil on the great British bake off (they have celebrity seasons)

Look, I'm gonna be honest.

It's a disaster in two parts.

Neil is there EXPLICITLY because Stuart found out that he had been asked to go do it because he is technically British. Stuart has asked him to be the bane of Paul Hollywood's existence and is willing to do quite a bit to make the man's life hell.

"He knows what he did." is all Stuart will say on the matter.

Neil agrees to come be a Baker on the stipulation that Andrew also gets to come. Andrew has no interest in baking other than what it can produce for him to eat, he has no desire to do the laborious task of baking himself.

Stuart offers him an Aston.

Andrew agrees.

Neil is a nightmare in the tent. He hates desserts. He hates measuring. He has never done a single prep bake. He has no idea what the desserts are during the technical challenge. He just goes with his gut (his iron gut). He produces three straight desserts that Paul will not let Prue eat for fear that she will just straight up die if she eats it. He is a pile of misery upon consuming all three.

When Neil is kicked off in round one no one is surprised. Paul pats Neil on the back as he leaves the tent and Neil just leans in, "Stuart Hatford sends his regards." he says now that the mic has been removed. Paul Hollywood's tan fades but Neil doesn't look back.

Andrew is a nightmare for a completely different reason and that reason is that he very visibly and honestly does not give a single flying fuck about what he's doing but he's doing quite well. He is the most boring man on camera, zero quips, won't interact with Noel and whoever the fuck is the other presenter by this point, just him doing exactly what the recipe requires and then he always makes a point of grabbing whatever Paul and Prue have judged and taking it all back to his station so that he can eat it. He stares straight into the camera as he eats an entire three tier cake. He dedicates every week he is Star Baker to his inspiration: Kevin Day.

Andrew makes it all the way to the Finals with impressive bakes that he basically just decided on 100% by how much he thinks it would upset Kevin to watch him eat it knowing that he SHOULD be doing weight training for the olympics. ("Weight TRAINING not Weight GAINING Andrew! Do you have to hold up two fingers as you eat the entire thing? Can you at least PRETEND it's not to SPITE me?" Kevin wails as Andrew calls him for the post-credit scene where the star bakers call their families usually but Andrew just uses it so everyone can hear Kevin Day lose his mind on Public Access.)

Andrew gets to the finals and his show stopper....it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a work of art. Paul Hollywood is looking at this feat of modern baking engineering in wonder.

He shakes Andrew's hand before he even tastes it and-

"Stuart Hatford sends his regards."

Paul Hollywood is now nervous to eat this cake. Does he look out at the gathered friends and family of the contestants and see Stuart Hatford? Does he remember what he did?

He eats the cake because show obligations and it tastes as good as it looks but he is oddly silent as Prue talks about it.

Andrew Wins and Paul Hollywood stays exactly one entire party's width away from Neil, Stuart, and Andrew during the entire victory picnic.

Andrew gives his post bake-off speech and flat out says it was kind of boring and he wants to go home to America. The next scene is him driving off with Neil in an Aston Martin.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

#Great British Bake Off x AFTG #AFTG AU #AFTG #Andreil #There is absolutely some outrage about a fucking American winning #People are mad #Andrew is never invited back for any all stars follow-ups #Stuart has to ship that car across the ocean #He still thinks it was worth it to mess with Hollywood #What is Paul Hollywood and Stuart Hatford's past together you may ask?#Perhaps Stuart was a big Mary Berry fan. Perhaps he has sent an almost insane number of letters about this #And if Paul Hollywood woke up numerous times to cherry pie filling on his walls #Stating that Stuart Hatford preferred Mel and Sue?#And not a single detective Paul Hollywood went to would touch it once he gave Stuart's name?#Well that's between Stuart Paul Hollywood and GOD.#Personally I like the whole cast no matter the season #But I am not a man who has all 71 Mary Berry cookbooks and biographies #But you know who might?#Stuart Hatford might #A Foxhole Bake AU

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camellcat · 5 months

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CAMPBELL BAIN U MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

fun extras since this took me FOREVER!!

anddd finally, here's a playlist of the music I listened to while working on this! it's definitely not my usual tunes but I swear I was just so much more productive and better at drawing him when I switched to these hahaha

#🎶I wanna hold ur haaanddd I wanna hold ur hand🎶#I didn't even know I could draw like this??? campbell bain you've made me a better artist #TRACKPAD ARTISTS FOR THE WIN!!!!!#I seriously don't think I would've been able do this if I hadn't used my school's shitty mac laptop to draw it lol #smth smth about how low the mouse sensitivity is combined with how bloody hard you have to press down plus low expectations #also ik they're not actually all that accurate but I just wanted to try smth new while still havin fun #campbell bain #takin' over the asylum #takin over the asylum #bloody hell why does this fandom have three separate tags for one show #I'm only usin the first two THERE IS NO G LOSERS!!#takin’ over the asylum #<- I'm actually about to lose my shit WHY IS THERE TWO OF THE SAME TAG WTF!!!!!!!!!!#I hope you can feel my absolutely bewildered outrage over this issue #I clicked on that thinkin it was the first tag #it was NOT #campbell bain fanart #takin over the asylum fanart #my art: oil paint pawsteps 🐾

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bandzboy · 25 days

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it’s boggling my mind that instead of putting this drama on a streaming platform or distributing it somewhere they put on app that is powered by nfts and that has a mlm/pyramid scheme type system in it like this company never seizes to amaze me in the worst ways

#i am begging you to start thinking about what you buy #they know that if they put bts’ name anywhere that people will put their money on it #i saw someone in the quotes of this tweet saying #that it seems that they are testing the limits #and doing the most insane things to see if people will buy it #and the thing is they always win BC PEOPLE ARE DUMB #it’s the same thing with concert tickets and the insane prices every year #nobody complains and they keep doing it #sometimes yes even complaining doesn’t work that much #but there’s no outrage from hybe fandoms about this #it’s so crazy to me how hybe is actively ruining the bts universe #by doing things like this #the story used to be so interesting and the fandom was so invested in it #but the hybe capitalism ruined everything #i just wanted to post this bc it seems relevant #it’s to show that yes indeed hybe sucks and will do anything for money #bts #hybe #hybe boycott

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baladric · 3 months

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i had a professor/director/mentor for a long time who liked to call eric whitacre's music "manipulative," and i'm sitting here today, on the far side of my annual emotional breakdown about whitacre's cloudburst, thinking just. how hard do you have to buy into intellectualism to wall yourself off from the very animal nature of music like that. this piece is so much about the physical immersion of music, and the eternal quest to express the inexpressible parts of the human experience that link us directly to the first people who ever sang, ever danced, ever channeled the baffling quiddity of their own souls through the mundane flesh. manipulative? is catching someone else's laughter manipulative? is the daily beauty of the fucking sunset manipulative? for fuck's sake!

#the despair is winning today lads but by talos i will beat it off with mortal outrage at useless shit

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patchesjam · 3 months

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aboslute fucking nerve of new housemate.... i move in on the 22nd and coincidentally the bills are due 22nd... they want me to pay the bills for the entire month prior before i even set foot in the fucking place i feel like theyre having an absolute fucking laugh

#its outrageous i am fuming #and i cannot even say no without being a bitch and having an awful start as a new hosuemate #like theres zero winning here for me

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cowboy-in-training · 3 months

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it'd be very funny

#my posts #cowboy-in-training #splatoon #i do hope shiver wins tho #i just moreso want frye to lose cuz the outrage would be hilarious #wacking a hornet's nest here #splatoon 3 #splatfest #frostyfest

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most-tragic-character-tournament · 6 months

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Don't you think it's unfair to refo the Lloyd - Antigone poll like that? I get you're concerned about possible fraud, but disabling reblogs etc means preventing it from reaching the huge number of people who would vote for Antigone (and hardly know about Ninjago). Because classics just *are* more popular.

I think I haven't worded it very clear, but anyway, redoing this poll in a way that's clearly rigged so as to reverse the results is unfair.

[asked and answered yesterday]

This is like, the third time an Antigone voter has said exactly this, and..……guys, has anyone considered the fact that it’s gonna make less ninjago fans see it too??? it’s a two-way street. And now you’re accusing me of only doing it to make Lloyd win?? Antigone is in the lead right now?? I do not care either way??

#antigone #lloyd garmadon #yall realize that the alternatives were to just outrage either fandom. right. and everyone’s #else agrees that this was fair. would you have rather me disqualify Antigone entirely? or possibly deny the Ninjago fandom a legitimate win #by letting a *possibly*-rigged Antigone sweep win?#tagamemnon #ninjago

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basslinegrave · 6 months

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i show this to yall and you boo me off the stage

#theres NO way the purple rabbit is william!!!! outrageous #pose aside hes got the bad neck and big hands look at him #and ik the body is more like a rabbit suit and the back reminds me of how the back of the springl suits looked in the tse comic #but after i thought about the white lines being like springlock markings i cant stop thinking about it #its just a cool design tho i dont think it Actually has more meaning but yeah #william afton #fnaf mxes #fnaf #tagging but if i get one hate comment im turning them off or whatever. idk #ive actually been conditioned by others at this point that glitchtrap is mimic and isnt related to the entity even though theyre both #glitchy rabbits and all they just have such wildly different vibes and yet also have stuff in common #just after seeing those mascot suits the mimic used and how they just look the same as the glichtrap one its like ah yeah. oh well.#but heres how we can still win williams ghost can still haunt the code #im not letting him go #and glitchtrap has like HUGE hands too big for a human but perfect for mimic. BUT. the corpse rabbit (beta entity) and entity also do

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pharawee · 9 months

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Watching a gmmtv trailer for Marc Natarit - a summary:

Yes, good. Thank you, gmmtv, I owe you my life 🙏

Yeah ok, he's a bit blurry but at least he's got dialogue.

Uh, yeah, that's him.

I'm... sure he's in this screencap somewhere (sry Perth lol) 😐

#marc natarit #jane watches stuff #in which i was actually planning to make a trailer gifset for marc & win or papang & pepper and now here i am #i guess i could do like 2 very short gifs of papang #idk what i expected lmao #like i'm sure i'll like this show but #someone pls rescue marc from gmmtv's basement #someone give him and pawin another chance #someone give papang a main role IT IS AN OUTRAGE #and pepper too i mean look at him #in which i seem to have the wrong gmmtv faves :(#dangerous romance

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saltaired · 11 months

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blonde mason mount i cannot say what i think but just know.

#another win for my agenda #imagine the most outrageous tags of all time

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hardtchill · 8 months

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Looks like winning did help the spnwnt. More attention on them, more attention on the despicable men in charge. Now the entire country is demanding that the president of their federation resign. Hopefully the coach is next.

Yeah, it only took the president sexually assaulting a player on the stage in full view of a billion camera's for people to go, hey maybe he is not a good guy.

#ask #the only connection between them winning and public outrage is that if they hadn't won there would have been less camera's to film the kiss #like seriously for my mental health stop saying them winning was a good thing

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fanfic-lover-girl · 23 days

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