#it was NOT

[dickbagshasthoughts]

2012 was 12 years ago?????

#no #it was not

[kittenofdoomage]

When you get on the bus with your very large hairy husband and the guy driving is that one ex-boyfriend from your 20s that caused so much drama/heartache/depression (honestly I could slap myself fifteen years ago) and all you can do is giggle when he's all 😯

🤣🤣🤣🤣

My husband thought it was funny after I explained.

#seems stupid to think about it now #but I was all ready to die for this guy #back then it felt like love #it was not #now I'm older I can't help but laugh at myself #and the mistakes I definitely learned from

[calamitoustide]

sending you this so maybe you feel slightly less :((( <333

:(((

#james did something i didn’t like :( #<- it was my fault that he did it #apologies if you thought it was a serious thing #it was not #a fictional guy made me sad :/

[lad-boyo]

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#this is my first day having more than like 4 hours of free time (other than sleep time) in like 2 months #my right AirPod had been missing for a month #and so I finally literally crawled under my bed bc I thought it might be on the floor against the wall #it was NOT #and my bed is very hard to crawl under #I was just under there #and when I realized it wasn’t down there I just laid there in the darkness for a min 😔 #anyway send help #or a spare right airpod

[nnato]

Guess who took all their lesson prep stuff on the road trip with the boys but managed to get nothing done

#yes it’s this bitch right here #I thought 4hrs would be amazing to get some stuff done #it was not #now I still have to do it at home tomorrow #tried to do some in the gym now before the game but that was also unsuccessful

[beawritingbooks]

Word to the wise, do NOT try to bite your medication in half...it tastes horrible. Learn from my mistakes. Learn from them!!!!

P.S. Just as an fyi, my doctor told me to break the pill in half. I was not going rogue, I was just trying to follow my doctor's orders.

#I fucked up #it was too small to break in half with my fingers #and #I thought biting it in half would be more efficient #it was not #I regret everything

[violetwolfraven]

Uh I haven’t watched 911 in a while but holy fuck I need to catch up

#holy fucking shitballs idk what i was expecting when i checked tumblr dot com tonight but #it was not #canon bisexual buck #911 abc #evan buck buckley

[enstars-syndrome]

based on this

#my sister thought it was a fetus in the Washing Machine. #it was NOT #goddamn it #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars fanart #florian's art #leo tsukinaga #tsukinaga leo #artists on tumblr #digital art

[ariesbilly]

I thought we weren’t supposed to say that word anymore lol

#from her? not surprising #I saw the caption and was like surely this is just the posters phrasing…. #it was not

[pupboybl33dz]

i cannot fucking believe. my fucking luck.

i was fucking about to go to sleep like two hrs ago. and i ripped the top piece of my 2 DAY OLD NOSE PIERCING out when i was taking my glasses off. ripped it straight out and it flew into the void aka somewhere in my fuck ass room.

this is literally the second time i’ve gotten that side of my nose pierced n the first time it didn’t heal right and i waited fucking ages to get it repierced. why does the fucking universe think it’s funny.

anyways i wanna cvt but im too tired so im gonna sleep before i comm!t heinous crimes against humanity and/or thr0w mys3lf off the nearest bridge

#i stuck the post/bar back in but i don’t have anything else that fits and i can’t get it back in thru the inside of my nose anyway so #keeping a bandaid on it until i can do smth else #literally was trying to find it on the floor/bed for 29 minutes and then spent another like hour trying to get the bar back in my nose #i was trying to push it back in from the inside of my nose tho bc i thought it was a screw on kinda bar #it was not #wasted 20+ min on that #vent #tw vent #$elf h4rm #cvtting #styr0blr #tw s3lf harm #$h tumblr #s3lf h4rm #s3lf mutilation #$hblr #988blr #bl33dingpupbarks

[shormenta]

the moment at worlds when shoma presented me with his pit

#aka THE moment #at the time I thought it was a good omen #it was not #but I still feel blessed #shoma #worlds 2024

[amazon-did-nothing-wrong]

Hongo: Hey making a liquid explosive that melts metal is kinda bad maybe?

Hongo’s friend: Yeah but it might be used for good

#bugs on bikes #it was not

[coffeewithcutcaffeine]

How fucked up people can be when someone reads the excerpt from Chalkokondyles that explicitly states things like:

“it happened that the sultan was almost killed by the boy when he had wanted to have sex with him” (explicitly mentioned r*pe attempt),

“he [Radu] fought him off and refused to consent to intercourse with him” (explicitly mentioned lack of consent on one side),

and “the sultan kissed the unwilling boy, who drew a dagger and struck the sultan on his thigh” (explicitly mentioned physical attack of the victim in order to protect himself from being r*ped),

and then proceeds to glorify Radu’s relationship with Mehmed and portray them as happily and passionately in love?

And Radu was thirteen when this happened. Fucking. Thirteen.

#radu dracula #radu the handsome #radu cel frumos #very much giving a criminal offensive sideeye to elveoart who took chalkokondyles to convince others that this encounter was super cute #IT WAS NOT #like girl. stop it. get some help. #also has anyone ever thought that radu becoming mehmed's lover was not a romantic gesture but rather a way of surviving? #what the fuck is going on with people who romanticise r*pe like— #this is why r*pe victims can never find justice

[theghostofcinnamonpast]

my fiance and I are having a discussion about our 'simple carbohydrates' entertainment and I said that mine has always been comedy web video series, like I was really into red vs blue for the longest time.

cue a look of utter confusion on their face as they say, with all innocence, 'wait, isn't that an anime?'

now I am just as confused as they are. 'n-no. it's a machinima. it's made in halo?'

'I swear it's an anime? Like Hunter x Hunter?'

#reader #it was not #red vs blue #rvb

[rexscanonwife]

Bro I'm not even a part of this fandom, I have no stake in it, but fucking IMAGINE dedicating a time slot once a day, every day, to listing why a character who is literally a CHILD is a terrible person.

#jane journals #not self insert #i scrolled their blog a bit and i dont usually do this but i HAD to know if it was ironic #it was not #and not only that apparently they engaged in a ton of discourse attacking someone for a trans headcanon #A HEADCANON #disproved or not theres literally nothing wrong with identifying with a character and picturing them as trans #not a single character not a single time #not saying the fandom cause i dont want smoke either but man thats crazy

[spirallingstarcases]

i feel like i’ve slept for years but it’s just been . 12 minutes. okay

#i CONKED OUT after the stream ended guys #kept waking up and thinking ‘it’s gotta be tuesday by now i have to get ready for the day’ #it was not #it was never tuesday