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acheemient · 6 months
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Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.
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clockworkspider · 2 years
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vastimagines · 11 months
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Cellbit and Roier: *catching up*
Richarlyson: You two are getting married. I decided like two days ago.
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bonescaps · 6 months
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As of 5:26 pm EST on April 19, 2024
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Watcher's Goodbye Youtube has a 1:3 Like Dislike ratio
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inkblackorchid · 11 months
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Ok. Ok. Look. I don't care where you stand on Roseknightshipping in particular, I don't even care where you stand on 5Ds shipping in general, but you cannot. You cannot tell me there's anything remotely straight about this moment. Like, this cannot have been an accident.
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slythereen · 6 months
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i repeat: RED BULL RACING?
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youphoriaot7 · 8 months
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RICHARLYSON AND ETOILES IS HYSTERICAL
"RICHAS, I AM GOING TO BE BANNED FROM BRAZIL. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE BANNED FROM BRAZIL?!"
"You can't be banned from Brazil >:D"
"RICHAS."
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d-lanx · 9 days
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kwyw · 5 months
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Not Taylor making someone on her team wear an NYU sweatshirt to prove that she was totally in KC! Absolutely! Look! It’s really her. Honest! 🤣
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hannagoldworthy · 5 months
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Looks like Someone stole her mommy’s phone to circumvent my IP block lol. You need some attention, Domina? You getting bored under your bridge? Get used to it, because now this IP is blocked too.
Still, I have to laugh, because once again you are utilizing big words to try and intimidate me, but because you’re about as literate as a rock at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, you’re doing it wrong. Female chauvinism is an entirely different beast from plain chauvinism (also called MALE chauvinism, for reasons that should be clear to you). Next time, just cut out the word ‘female’ and call me a misogynistic sow again - we both know that’s what you wanted to call me in the first place.
Also, it’s amazing how someone who’s trying to accuse ME of misogyny just referred to two prominent female characters as objects that were readily interchangeable, with their only impact on the story being their effects on their male love interests. This is tragicfantasy-girl, folks! Voice of downtrodden women EVERYWHERE!
I love it, you completely disregard Padmé’s and Satine’s feelings on this matter. As much as I may joke about how Obi-Wan is the objectively more attractive man, I sincerely doubt Padmé would be more than passingly interested in dating him - Natalie Portman specifically said that Padmé liked Anakin because he helped her escape from her adult life into a romantic fantasy she hadn’t had the opportunity to indulge during her short childhood. Obi-Wan was not in the business of escapism, so she never really thought of him as more than a friend or a coworker.
And Satine? Satine would have ripped Anakin a new asshole, let’s be honest. She would have started gently, hinting strongly that she still thought of him as a child, wearing the dowdiest clothes in her wardrobe, maintaining a minimum distance between them, setting up a cover story as a brother and sister traveling rather than a married couple. Then, she would have firmly denied his advances, tried to set him up with her younger sister (and her nephew, when that fell through), had him sit and watch her do paperwork all day, and when he broke out the amateur-night Shakespeare monologue, she’d haul out the big guns and say “oh, Obi-Wan used to say the same things to me when we were young.” And, when she heard that he committed the war crime of collective punishment by killing Tusken Children for the crimes of their parents, she’d have reported him to the Council immediately upon seeing them, middle of a battle or no. Anatine as a concept is DOA.
But don’t let that stop you! If you really want to write that fanfic, you go on right ahead, Domina! I know you’re probably blonde in real life because you have this weird fixation on blonde female characters that makes you take any slight against them too personally! Why don’t you turn that energy into writing the Anatine fic nobody except you has ever asked for? Project your rancid personality on Satine and bone Anakin in effigy as much as you want! It’s what fanfic was MADE for!
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eerie-asterisks · 9 months
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me when i get told i have to eat 17 years worth of pizza because its president pizzas birthday today and i didnt know
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nuggsmum · 10 months
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Oh wow 🤣
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amedetoiles · 3 months
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watching all my favorite teenage tropes come to life in one series is an experience
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I desperately need to know what the umbral arcana was doing when ricky streaked onto stage and started body rolling on misty to cast protection from evil and good bc that must've been hard to hide from the rest of new york
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laughterbynight · 1 year
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Do you know how fucking funny it is that the author of a book series that is Ancient Magus Bride fanfiction is against fanfiction of her series?
Is something not clicking, girl?
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