look at this bitch sincerely trying to suggest that "Stede Bonnet" is a common name
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"Is this going to take very long? My husband is probably... wondering where I am."
"Oh, somebody wants this over in a jiffy."
"Like most things involving my husband."
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Satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything Job owns, no questions asked 😊
Hugs and kisses 💖
God✨
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mal, I’m not sure if you’ve been following my twitter,
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“Zis could be an escalator”
“How can you tell?” 
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Why does no one talk about the conversation at the warehouse where one of the humans working for the Sabbat asks if their dick falls off when they become a vampire
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“Naughty,” Jesper said as he removed a tiny knife from Elzinger’s sleeve and tossed it across the square
- Ch2, Six Of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
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i do quote danny devito i love your work constantly tho
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jules, it’s ya girl smashley
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soak up the empathy cause i with u tonight !
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I've just got a reservoir of Catholic guilt just lying dormant, waiting to be activated.
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