#WHO LET THE FUCKING VAMPIRES IN?

[handsomelyerin]

the idea of woobiefying lestat (at least as he's written in the show) is just so boring to me. why would you want to erase what makes him such a fascinating character which is he endured horrible suffering and abuse and instead of breaking the cycle he chooses to be an absolute cunt and destroy every chance he has at happiness. why would you want to take all those things away just so he can be your uwu emo blorbo. that's not who he is, he's the cunt you married.

#don't get me wrong lestat is also my blorbo #i don't want characters i relate to who are nice i want characters i relate to who are fucking awful people #let lestat be the dragon you still get to be the hero!!! #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv analysis

[slutisnotabadword]

Why is it everytime we ship Bonnie with someone, other mfs wanna tell us that we’re wrong???

No one shares their opinions when someone ships Klaroline, or even Steferine.

Literally, everytime someone post an edit of Bamon on tiktok, and just says they are cute together, there’s always a handful of people that says:

“I like their FRIENDSHIP.”

“I don’t ship them romantically.”

It’s almost as if no one fucking asked.

#let people ship who they fucking want to ship #I’m tired of it #the vampire diaries #tvd #damon salvatore #tvdu #tvd opinions #bamon #bonnie bennet

[showmey0urfangs]

This is a tweet that Immortal AMC just reposted on their official *joint* social media accounts.

I have no words...

Actually I guess I do have words:

First of all, who's bright idea was it to have joint social media accounts? It makes no sense and will only result in a loss of followers when people who were only interested in one show or the other disengage when they see unrelated content on their TL.

Second, putting one show down to promote another is a bad strategy when both shows are made by you and supposedly part of the same universe. You are only playing yourselves AMC!

Idk, maybe I'm overreacting but this post really pissed me off, especially since it comes after months of them heavily promoting Mayfair Witches—a show of much lesser quality, way more than they ever did IWTV.

#what the actual fuck #who's in charge of their marketing? #also lol #mayfair is mid at best #let's not get it twisted #mayfair witches #iwtv #iwtv amc #interview with the vampire #amc immortal universe

[stackyshenanigans]

Woe! Cringe be upon ye

Watch me slowly get the hang of motion tracking lmao

#there is a list on my phone of SO many more of these but it was getting too long so. #might post a part 2 eventually who knows #as far as i'm concerned ''lemme see what you have'' is canon #so is ''what the fuck richard'' and ''is scott here'' #the vampire dies in no time #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #I SHOULD'VE PUT JOHN INTO THE MISS KEISHA VINE BUT I JUST CANCELED THE SUBSCRIPTION ON MY EDITING SOFTWARE LOL #anyway i've been editing these so long i can't tell if they're funny anymore lol please let me know

[foursaints]

lily be the kind of vampire to awkwardly flirt her way into acquiring your blood type and barty be the kind of shithead to laugh and mock her for it while she actively has her fangs inside him

lily as a vampire is a wonderful concept because i have trouble imagining her out of the sunshine. i think she still looks as lively & red-blooded & sunkissed as the farmers daughter she was before getting turned and it’s very dangerous.

vampire!regulus is my favorite though… that man is allergic to three different blood types and will despondently sigh after sucking someone dry because now he has a rash. he got turned in 1446 after his monastery gave shelter to a dark & mysterious stranger (he was the ambiguously homosexual spare son sacked off to go illuminate manuscripts) and he specifically was bitten because he was the only monk bitchy enough to verbally be like “hey maybe we should not give shelter to this guy his vibes are fucking terrible”. only thing he ever enjoyed in his undead life was living to see high collars & male corsets come into fashion and he’s still sopping around moping about how short-lived it was like a century later

#a #t #you didn’t ask but i sure am thinking about it #vampire barty was 10000% a medieval knight. but like a really shitty noncommittal one who kept fucking off on ‘quests’ #<- the quest in question took an extra 8 months because he can’t stop charming noble daughters into letting him stay in their castle #they’re like tell me about your noble quest ser knight and he’s like *having a really good time in the provided robe* #*eating a pheasant* #so you said your father was hunting boar this afternoon? how stimulating. i myself am an excellent huntsman

[bonefall]

where’s that little horror piece about kits never growing up in Starclan? because I remember it so vividly but I can’t find it.

The one about Bright Stream?

Weird that it's so hard to find! It's probably because it's got such heavy tags lmao.

I really mean it though like, canon's permakitten system and the idea that Bright Stream is up there, forever taking care of fetus children who were filled by sudden knowledge and yet never grow past that point absolutely horrifies me. Jesus Christ. I don't know how anyone reads that final scene in Path of Stars and isn't filled with itching, white-hot existential dread, man.

Sometimes you just gotta write horror about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#partner and i were joking the other day about how like #they are the one known as The Horror Blogger and im the funny cat guy #because it's literally the opposite irl. you have NO idea #They are the one who is squeamish and I am the one that is like #only scared if there's 17 different kinds of existential horror #Which tbf is important in my line of work #But let me tell YOU. One thing that gets me every time? Fucked up afterlives #Probably from all the religious trauma but. Still. #''turns out your whole life is actually teetering on the precipice of a steep drop into the jaws of unknowable gods-- #and their concept of omnibenevolent and omnimalevolent are self-defined'' #''in death your life only has meaning to those still living and yet you're conscious to experience it'' #''you will helplessly watch people you thought loved YOU reduce your memory into how you SERVED them'' #''Powerless to stop it you will find that you were only valued as a tool in someone else's life'' #''There is no peace in death just being tired and uncomfortable forever'' #EURGH #It's why my most feared monsters are actually ghosts and vampires and certain zombies #Because it's not really about the monster it's more about what that monster implies for the afterlife #Certain zombies especially. ngl. Night of the livin dead 2 has the scariest ones ever #Intelligent. Violent. Able to FEEL themselves rotting and the only relief is to consume everything you ever loved #BRR #they did eat a bunch of cops tho so... at least they have that going for them #BONES MCRAMBLES IN THE TAGS #bone babble

[itlovesinthewoods]

And if I say Cas and Gabe already have feeings for each other? And that Cas fell first (not that they know) and Gabe fell harder (kinda knows but it has them crying throwing up pulling out their hair sobbing)?

#cas just knows that ever since they saw gabe they wanted to annoy the shit out of them and push their every button #and strip away their golden persona and expose their ugly side that they keep hidden #(and be slammed to a wall by them and railed) #(who said that) #on the other hand gabe has hated cas and want them dead ever since they saw them and then during id they find out that #cas is capable of good and love and protects mc and also shows a different side of being a vampire #and helps them realise that being a vampire is more complex than they thought #and with them gabe is able to let go and be mean and petty and angry #they don’t have to be perfect #or overcompensate in order to feel human (and not a monster) #and cas is exciting and fun and makes gabe more comfortable to get loose and break the rules #and now gabe is holding their head in their hands and banging their fists against the walls and ugly sobbing #because what the FUCK do you mean that they’re attracted CAS HARLOW (derogatory)(more affectionate than they’re comfortable with) #‘fell harder’ meaning that it’s hitting HARD for gabe #gabe/cas #cas/gabe #immortal desires #gabe x cas #cas x gabe #cas harlow #gabe adalhard

[ursamemejer]

#as someone who absolutely fucking loves the 1994 interview with a vampire i am absolutely SHOCKED i didn't know of this sooner #its the way that me looking at the try guys tea is what prompted me to find out #gay vampires? hell yeah 😌👌 #this is all I've ever wanted #i'm back on my bullshit #let's goooooooooo #rip to my mutuals because once i see this it's all I'm gonna reblog #interview with a vampire #interview with the vampire

[gortrash]

Some of you aren’t tapping into the father-daughter found family dynamic that Isran and Serana could have and it shows

#that girl just lost her whack ass dad. she needs another #“she’s centuries older than him’ consider: she has lost a huge chunk of her life in a fucking tomb with nothing but a scroll #isran the man who hates vampires with a burning passion taking a vampire girl under his wing #let them have a healthy dynamic because I don’t even take serana with me after dawnguard I leave her to sit around the fort #somebody has to deal with her and it ain’t gon be me #Isran #serana #dawnguard

[digitalafterlife]

the dick measuring contest phallic sci-fi implement size comparison was textually appropriate the first time it came up, given jack’s…everything… and the ‘dancing’ subtext; but here… first of all, reusing a joke this dumb is kinda tacky, secondly, it doesn’t even mean anything because, unlike nine, eleven (that comma is doing some HEAVY lifting here) is the most asexual man* i have ever seen and rory doesn’t have any of jack’s initial dashing-masculine-action-hero vibes that he was so desperate to project. he’s a nurse, for fuck’s sake. “emasculation” humour makes zero fucking sense in this case because these two guys have no reason whatsoever to be “fighting over” amy. the constant one-upping was thematically sound in tec/tdd because the ninerosejack polycule tardis trio was genuinely charged with sexual tension. whatever the hell’s going on here on the other hand is almost directly perpendicular in tone: a wholesome couple in a stable relationship accompanied by their tour guide/irresponsible supervisor/overgrown genius toddler. there is no reason to try to cram the square peg of sexual conflict into the perfectly round shape left by its absence. where’s that post about sending moffat a mail bomb. why are you like this, dear god

#he was like hmm. that formula worked for me once let’s try it again. but the character dynamics are completely different. just because it’s #two guys and a girl doesn’t make it a fucking triangle of anything but awkwardness this time. and miscommunication #ALSO the only reason the original polycule was so interesting was because there was a Thing going on between the doctor and jack too. it #wasn’t simplified down to the basic straight misogynistic ‘who gets the girl’ conflict #dw #the vampires of venice #jamie catches up #doctor who #jamie.txt

[widevibratobitch]

in terror, four lieutenants; in t3m, four musketeers. Conclusion?

conclusion - same as always: destiny.

but wait oh christ okay. they even kinda fit...

you've got the og trio of

Wet Pathetic Loser

Deeply Religious Guy

Fancy Lad

which ig would make dundy... d'artagnan?? no. no oh god ok. listen. d'artagnan is jopson im afraid:

1. has a deeply homoerotic father/son relationship with a suicidal alcoholic

2. is actually kinda obsessed with him tbh

3. doesn't really start out as One Of Them, has to wait quite some time to get promoted

4. big part of the fandom actually ships him with little aka our athos

it makes sense you gotta believe me it does it does

#it absolutely doesn't #idk who dundy could be tbh... #ig if you squinted reeeeeally hard you could make him into a quasi mordaunt #since little is our athos equivalent #(that should honestly be crozier but for the sake of making our three musketeers/three lieutenants parallel lets go with little) #and the way little and dundy end up... look dundy is the only surviving officer of erebus. #gore and fitzjames die because life sucks but fairholme's death is arguably crozier's fault #and since in this strange parallel world athos is apparently split into crozier and little... #and since a very popular fandom headcanon is that little is the one to ultimately kill dundy.... #i have no idea where im going with this and with all my love to irving #imagining him as an aramis equivalent made me throw up in my mouth a little. #i guess aramis would have to be an insane combination of irving and hickey?? so ig he should kill uhh himself? shit omg wait #he does have a SA in the books..... #oh yeah it's all coming together #(<-lies. this makes no fucking sense) #pizza you've sent my mind into a spiral of eternal damnation im grasping at straws to make some ✨parallels✨ #unfortunately im like a vampire in this case. #if you throw at me a bunch of potential parallels i cannot move a muscle until ive found counted and picked them all up #i hate it here #im not even tagging it this post is fucking shameful pathetic and desperate #and yeah hodgson is porthos im afraid deal with that #ask

[mountainashfae]

I committed to the bit and polished that sketch of Thomas. I regret giving this man a face to picture when playing. Absolutely horrendous. I am making the ST suffer with me for this creation.

#vampire the masquerade #vtm #malkavian #thomas FUCKING slater #he makes me violent #who thought he would be prince material #let me meet the guy. I'll bite him. #apollo's going to EAT his sire #my art #vtmposting #toronto by night

[sluckythewizard]

The Altered Beast[FULL SUITE] COULD be arthur bennett or adjacent to whatever hes got going on in tha finale. if ur brave enough. IF UR BRAVE ENOUGH [tldr its just about Things eating Things and becoming New Terrible Things. it also fucking jams]

#POSTED THIS ON TWITTY ALREADY BUT I NEED MORE SKULLS TO CRAWL INTO. LET ME IN UR HEAD LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN #I LOOOVE THE MURDER OF THE UNIVERSE ALBUM SO MUCH. YOU WILL LISTEN TO PSYCHEDELIC PROG ROCK. YOU WILL #YOU WILL GET HIGH AND SCARED. YOU WILL CRACK OPEN YOUR HEAD SO I MAY ACCESS THE GRAY MATTER WITHIN. #its good music but the STORY OF JUST THE ALTERED BEAST IS NEAT AS HELL #U TELLIN ME THIS PERSON WHO WAS ORIGINALLY SCARED OF A BEAST NOW WANTS TO ASSIMILATE INTO IT #TO OVERPOWER IT. TO BECOME IT. AND THEN IT CHANGES HIM IN WILD WAYS. AND NOW HE NEEDS MORE BEASTS #YOU TELLIN ME NOW ITS JUST A MONSTER GOING OUT AND CONSUMING MONSTERS TO BECOME A MORE POWERFUL MONSTER #THATS SO FUCKING NEAT AND COOL. THATS WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP. I REALLY WANT ARTHUR BENNETT TO GET WORSE #I LOVE IT WHEN CHARACTERS GET WORSE. I NEED SOME PHOSPHOPHOLITE TYPE SHIT TO HAPPEN TO HIM #I NEED HIM INCOMPREHENSIBLE. yknow what is this a safe space. i have a confession #IT WAS A FUCKING COP-OUT FOR THEM TO LET ARTHURS BODY STAY HOT WHEN HIS FACE WENT TO 0 APPEARANCE #HIS WHOLE BODY SHOULDVE DISTORTED AND ROTTED. I WANTED ROT. I HIDE HIS FACE WHEN I DRAW HIM BC FUNNY CARTOON TROPE #BUT THERE ARE THINGS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE DARK. BONES HAVE SHIFTED AND FLESH HAS WITHERED AND DISTORTED. INHUMAN. BEAST. #COME OONNNN AND NOOOOWWWWW NOW HES MORE HES SO MUCH MORE. WHO KNEW SOULS COULD BE SO FUN TO EAT. #WHO KNEW IT COULD BE SO FUN TO KILL SOMETHING SO POWERFUL. TO BECOME SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL #VAMPIRES ARE SO NEAT BC THEYRE STICKY. THE FLESH JUST DOESNT SEPARATE THE SAME AS HUMANS. THEY LAST LONGER #BODY HORROR IS SO MUCH MORE FUN W VAMPIRES..I COULD TAKE A LIMB AND SMEAR IT OUTWARD INTO A FINE PASTE AND THE COLD FLESH WOULD STILL WRITH #IN MY HEART ATLEAST. WEEEEE!! ITS SO FUN IN HERE. IN MY BEAUTIFUL AND KIND HEAR.TS #I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM. ANOTHER FOUL CONTRACT BOUNDING MY HUBRIS WITHIN ITS BASTARD LIMITS. ANWYAY IF U GUYS EVER WANNA GO CRAZY WM #IM HERE. IM HERE. I MIGHT READ UR MSG N THEN FORGET RIGHT AWAY SO SPAM ME IF U WANNA. HAVE FUNNN WEEEEE

[t4tdexter]

if a person can become a demon why can a person not become an angel what do u think humans are inherently evil do u think that given free will man will universally tend toward selfishness and malice oh my godddd you’re so wrong and boring oh my goddddd

#like biblically speaking neither is possible. people are people and angels y demons are their own kind of guy #and angels can become demons and demons in certain circumstances can regain their angelic status but humans have the gift of always bein #human no matter their sins. but if we’re going there. and letting evil corrupt human souls into demons which is utter nonsense. why can good #ppl not become angels it makes noooo sense. and on top of it u try to tell me all demons are corrupt human souls?!? dumb. and what happens #when an angel gets corrupted? it becomes a deomin right? no! it becomes human?!?!? fuck me in a basket. so humans have no upward mobility #u are stuck either as a human soul or a demon. u could become and vampire or a ghost or whatever but ultimately u stay human at ur core. #and angels can become human and therefore also demons. so really angels have the most mobility here ? the most free will? fr? #who greenlit this messy messy lore

[ackermental]

To be fair, ROP producers did what I would have done, if I was tasked with making a show about Second Age without having the rights to Second Age source material - they wrote a Galadriel x Sauron fanfiction.

#rop #lotrrop #halbrand x galadriel #sauron and durin with elrond are saving this show from certain ruin #im doing what i always do when a show gets insufferable im turning it into a love story #let sauron fuck galadriel 2022 #imagine the drama #i dont care just give me anything at this point #mithril came from silmarill sure sure... can we go back to mairon eyefucking artanis #Elrond has been teleporting all the way to Khazad-dum in the same bathrobe for months now #yeah yeah #so how about those sauron x galadriel babies i mean we know that its possible to reproduce with maiars sooo.... #orcs can stay in the sun one second then they turn into vampires #SHALALALA Sauron is yummy so i dont care 🙅‍♀️💅 #Elrond is not a Lord pffft #but Mairon is still one sexy manipulating bitch so who gives a fuck about anything else??? #so yeah its my copium it helps me get through hours of that shit show #those episodes are like 5 hours long without this plot it would be like... years

[lilgayalienn]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE/ AMC RENEWED FOR SEASON 2. SEASON 1 PREMIERS ON OCTOBER 2ND.

It is not even out yet and has a season 2 that is some powerful shit yall do not understand. What the actual fuck is going on I am so freaking out. CONGRATULATIONS !!

#REALLY CONGRATS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED #i cant fucking believe it #what the fuuuuck #like what the fuck is going on this day like fucking mark it omg #freaking out in my pants #the power they hold #lets go gays #lets go fucking fuck gays you actually did it for one in this fucking shit bag life #its fucking unbelievable how its not even out yet like some rich kids did it after ep 1 #NOT YOU GUYS YOU ARE SPECIAL AND I THINK I CAN SAY ALSO RICH AS FUCK #who is like them #con-fucking-grats geez oh my gad i am dying like maybe i actually am da fuckkk #i love my dads #i fucking love my dads so much #let my dads be happy #i want them to be happy and crazy and abusive and mad and all the wrong and all the right just fucking let them be and be happy #interview with a vampire #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv #lestat x louis #lestat and louis #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #claudia de lioncourt #sam reid #jacob anderson #loustat