#Woke Cringe

[sciderman]

big idiot moments

#ask-spiderpool #i love wade's inept moments #he thinks he's woke but he's so not woke. #peter parker (in agony): why is my boyfriend so cringe.

[krolik-draws]

hello

(Hopefully this doesn’t sound too cringe)This is Dusk, a NightWing/SkyWing hybrid, and she hatched under two full moons, as well as the highest mountain, as the dragonet of Eris the NightWing and Icarus the animus SkyWing.

Her parents scoured for anything on how to take care of an animus dragonet, as well as Eris contacting a family friend, Hope, formerly known as FoeSlayer, to get some advice so that Dusk’s soul doesn’t waste away like Darkstalker’s.

She wasn’t allowed to use her magic until she was of age, and she was taught throughout her life that she should be careful when using it, and when she was old enough, she was given an earring that would help her make good decisions when she’s about to enchant something.

When I was 13 I was in the cafeteria telling my friends about my new sans OC. I was already anxious talking about him because I was put down a lot by my family so it punched me in the gut when one of my "cool" friends called my OC Kitsune Samurai Sans OC cringe. There were times they also called my OC's mary sues, poorly designed, and at some points they left me out of role-plays entirely for probably the same reasons. It crushed me as a kid and even today I can't make a story let alone write an essay without the nagging feeling in my head telling me that what I'm making is "cringe" or "poorly made". (as you all probably can tell from my CONSTANT self critique on my posts).

Storytelling is a beautiful and versatile art that requires a piece of ourselves every time we set a pen to paper. When someone or even yourself insults a story you made, it kills not only the creativity but the part of yourself that you tucked away in that story. What I have learned, through the hard way, is that no story is a bad story, no art piece is "cringe". Sure there are standards but that's for you to decide and not some dumb-ass who doesn't know an ounce of how much heart you put into your art.

Cringe is just slang boring people made because they were jealous of others who simply created whatever they wanted however they wanted. People fear a world without rules because they don't feel like they have control, don't let them have it over you.

Your story is not cringe, you are simply playing with the logic of magic in Wings of Fire and made a beautiful and neat dragon from that scaffolding. I like how you twisted the take on the usual "dreary depressed all powerful magic dragon" and am curious to see how Dusk would hand magic "properly" so to speak. Also I'd like to know just how important those earrings may come to be in the future. I adore Dusk and I hope to see how you bend the laws of animus magic, as well as, more of your creations!

#broke: be cringe and free #woke: make art and fart #wings of fire #wof #krocaws #sorry it took so long I was watching paint dry #my art

[roryhastoomanyfandoms]

Usually live and let ship but breaking up mj and peter in spiderdad shipping is honestly top tier cowardice. You fools. You buffoons. There is literally no reason to do so. Mj? Down for poly. Petey brings home a hot dude who's good with the kid, she is NOT complaining. Peter? Down for poly. Bro has the big heart for it. Miguel? Sure he might not go for MJ but "hes married" is the excuse Miguel uses and it works for, like, a week, until Peter starts super casually and not-at-all-forcedly bringing up that he and MJ have an open relationship, and then catboy is hanging on by a thread of professionalism.

"But how could Peter and Miguel kiss if Peter is still with MJ?" UHHHH WITH MJ CHEERING AND HOOTING AND HOLLERING AND HIP HIP HOORAYING???

#spiderdads #its giving uuhhhh it gives some misogyny gives me a lil poly phobia... #breaking up a straight canon couple for yaoi; cringe. broke. i sleep #straight couple gets a 3rd partner; CELESTIAL. WOKE. BESPOKE. I WAKE AND RISE AND GRIND #it is objectively a better ship with MJ as eithet a 3rd party or just peters wife #zhe doesnt have to also mack on miguel but look me in the eyes #and tell me that mj going ;> have fun u 2 use condoms haha dont go 2 wild #while miguel is having a catholic breakdown and a gay/emotional transcendence is NOT FUNNY

[bleaksqueak]

Okay, if you like fromsoft games or love bloodborne/love a challenge/love horror juxtaposed against endearing whimsy, please check out Lies of P.

The part of me that couldn't stop laughing at the game's name and the concept of "Edgelord Pinnochio Bloodborne Clone" can no longer fathom thinking of the game as anything other than "AMAZING!!!!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!! THAT TEAM SHOULD BE SO PROUD!!!! WHAT AN ASTONISHING CREATIVE ACHIEVEMENT!!!" I already knew I was on the "i'd recommend this to anyone who likes these types of games or wants to try them" team, but now that is 10000% And even better, it has filled me with so much art inspiration after exploring its world and collecting beautifully designed costumes. The world building/world design is so, so so so very actualized and charming.

#yackin #my favorite way to describe the story/writing of this game is #that it vibes like one of those fanfics that is written by an exceptionally talented 17 year old #because it's full to the brim with nothing but earnest whimsy and heart on its sleeve cringe #as in the type of cringe that wraps back around to being endearing due to how honest it is #because the cold hard world and bitter critics haven't stomped it out of them yet #so it's a real treat to see a polished game that plays smooth as butter have that sort of story #it's shocking how good the experience is with such a tiny team #it's just nice to get to read/experience a story with great gameplay that feels very Untampered With by moneybag CEOs #it might be my favorite souls style game now #anyway hi I woke up at 3 am today

[pop-punklouis]

don’t think i’ll ever be over taylor allowing all of her fans to harass joe alwyn for over a year with the worst words and opinions especially around his very. valid reasons for privacy knowing how psycho some of them can be in her honor while marketing ttpd around songs that sound like they would sell her narrative of their breakup only to have 80% of the album be about rat boy healy that she was cyber bullied out of dating instead and masked it into a romeo + juliet type love story. like girl relax it’s not 2014

#i woke up this morning and immediately couldn’t stop thinking about this like 💀 #please #even though i still have a top 5 song list off this cringe album

[skrunksthatwunk]

something to remember him by (sketches + bonus under cut)

<3

bonus:

#MAJIMA SECRET SWEETHEART MOMENT. CLASSIC #i woke up at like 4am to write this idea down and tbh i still like it. it's cute to me ok #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazumaji #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #yakuza #like a dragon #ykz #kazuma kiryu #goro majima #yakuza 3 #skrunkart #i um. i got a locket for my birthday a couple years back and i DID consider putting these two in it. so. yeah ✌️ #LOOK #I MAY BE CRINGE BUT I AM FREE. AND WHAT IS THAT BUT A PHONE WALLPAPER REALLY #AND ALSO IF I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THAT I'D THINK IT WAS COOL. BE FREE #real reason i didnt do it is bc i never got a chain for it so i cant wear it. oops lol #anyway smth smth sorry for not posting art in like 2 weeks. it will happen again 🫶 #you guys have missed a lot. im in a lesbian polycule now (<333). it's been a big couple of days #anyway here's the sillies. i have not forgotten them. i dont think i can 💀💀💀 #I FORGOT TO TAG THIS WITH GOROMI WHAT THE FUCK #goromi

[morskisir]

you ever float in the void with your babygirl?

#i have nothing to say about this. i woke up feeling so out of my body and its been like that the entire day #idk. be cringe with me #no such thing as a cringe but i am mean to myself #sniperspy #bloody suit #spy #sniper #tf2 #nishart

[ianontopp]

smiles politely

#my art #shayian #happy late valentine's ??? #love to be cringe and free #i had the briefest dream of them in this pose and woke up with a Mission #normal brain cell activity

[skepticalfluffles]

Naru and the sopping wet creature she found abandoned all alone in a cardboard box

#arashi narukami #mika kagehira #enstars #ensemble stars #the first thought I had when I woke up today was ‘thanks enstars for the canon trans woman and her cringe fail bf’

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

It's honestly crazy how many people got blamed for Hannibal's kills before people realized Hannibal was actually the Chesapeake Ripper. I mean, Nicholas Boyle, Abel Gideon, Will Graham, Matthew Brown, Frederick Chilton. The FBI's suspect list was crazy long. They really threw everyone on there but the kitchen shrink.

#ba dum tss #i literally dreamt this pun and cringed so hard i woke up #so of course i immediately had to write it down #do you think hannibal would be proud #hannibal #hannibal crack #hannibal puns #haha puns

[enden-k]

I wanted to ask "Do you have an Al-Haitham shrine?" when I opened your blog today and saw the images you posted but apperently your whole room is just. Like that. So the answer is yes, yes you do have a shrine to Al-Haitham, it IS your room and honestly I respect that. But also no wonder your brainrot so hard for him its being reinforced every day lmao XD. Living in envy over here.

my place is a love letter to anything i came to love and enjoy throughout my life so ofc theres a lot of haitham. hes lit THE character. to me.

#i dont wanna be cringe so im not gonna ramble abt how much i love him and how he helped me etcetc bla bla #also lit the first and only character i self ship with as someone who was unable to/never did etcetcetc #(when im not shipping him around w other chars bc i honestly just love everything soooo. u know) #im rambling. i woke up from a nap and run my mouth yaaaay #whoever reads this far let me distract you w a little baked treat. ok. now bye #reply

[beevean]

Oh great, I forgot that everytime I work on Grip, Brain torments me with the idea of fusing Hector and N!Hector to save that poor poor character ❤️🙃

(reading the Hautte Taykes and being reminded that the fandom reduced him as either a poor widdle 🥺 autistic bapyboy/Lenore's cute puppy or a stupid evil dumbass who deserved to be enslaved and abused for his warped worldview doesn't help one bit. none of you are right. just like those who only reduce hector to a badass gigachad or a shallow edgelord. only i have transcended my own braincells here.)

Some of the concepts work. I like the idea of Hector killing his own parents just like N!Hector, because it foreshadows his eventual quest for revenge. I like him feeling alienated by his own kind (already canon anyway). I like to imagine that he has a genuine passion for animals, and it helps him both with Devil Forging and the simply life in the countryside. Ofc, I put a bigger emphasis on how Hector craves love and he falls for the most basic of human decency, because it can be either wholesome or very, very tragic 🙂

Other ideas don't work and are left unexplored. N!Hector is an unique type of villian because he completely lacks malice and resentment, and his terrible idea of culling mankind is his idea of mercy. This doesn't work for Hector because he indeed can be malicious and resentful, he just has limits about it. I considered the idea that Hector might enjoy creating IDs because they love him unconditionally, inspired by a popular interpretation of N!Hector, but it's actually OOC because Hector wants to earn his love, and I think he'd be uncomfortable with the idea of surrounding himself with mindless "children" only for company. Plus, N!Hector is a necromancer, and there is something to be said about how he defies death in the name of pure but selfish love... something Dracula only wishes he could do. But this theme can't be explored with Hector, because he doesn't bring back the dead, he only creates life.

So once again, I'm frustrated. I don't think it's worth to write about this version of the character except to write him going nuclear on lenore lmao. And I wouldn't touch fanfiction about him with a ten foot pole, yeah no thanks i see what y'all think of him.

I want to save this potentially good character from the shitty story he's stuck in but I don't know how and it makes me sad :<

#castlevania #hector castlevania #broke: hector would beat n!hector for being cringe #woke: hector would dismember carmilla and lenore and help his twin #he'd go full rosaly on his ass lmao #he could empathize #and n!hector could learn with him the value of humanity #for tagging purposes but not really #anti netflixvania

[goldenfoxthe1st]

give me jealous wukong (hes so in love with macaque he won't let anyone else have him, but never confesses because he truly believes they'll be together forever) (this carries over even till today, in a time where he has no right to fuck up macaques life even further by getting involved in his romantic affairs. how did they get here? he curses at himself in the mirror, throwing away the broken shards) (from across the sea, as the glass shatters, an ear twitches)

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #sun wukong #macaque #lmk #monkey king #shadowpeach #its 3am idk what's going on #i just woke up after a very vivid dream #body shaking couldnt breathe it was CRAZY #first thing i wanted to do was make this yeah ok #gonna wake up later and cringe

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

Püha ja õudne lõhn (Sacred and Terrible Air) chapters 15+16 summary

Chapters index - ask away for any clarification or further details!

15. MOULD

The chapter of the end times. We follow the last days of various secondary characters throughout the six years that go from the beginning of the end – the initial pale onslaught, the nuke – to global entroponetic collapse in 78. It’s a suspended atmosphere. Oblivion and annihilation are almost met with relief. Some, like Anita, come into their own in the end days, finding unexpected wellsprings of inner strength. Gessle’s subversive documentary on Hirst finds a public of fascists missing the nuance. Khan calls his mother for the last time one month after reaching Graad, saying goodbye. He will not return. Katla joins Graad in the war against Mesque; the struggle is futile, but as satire would have it, not even losing a war can take the social democracy out of Vaasa. They even become the first and last city in history to eliminate light pollution. As the world ends, they look at the stars.

The war entwines with the advance of the pale. Its arrival is heralded by fruit going mouldy.

As Ann-Margret Lund dissolves at last, she leaves no memories in the pale, there is no past for her to return to. Katla sinks into the pale.

16. ENTROPONAUT

(Monty Python voice) and now for something completely different. Present (72), Samara, collapsed Nad-Umai region. Zigi, now a washed-out husk of a man, traverses the desolate grey expanses of the near pale. But he is not alone…

21 years ago, Vaasa. In a fit of rebellion, as one does to change the world, a drunk Zigi wrecks a bus stop, fisticuffs a trash bin and throws a brick at the window of the fanciest picket fence house in the suburb: the Lund house. The girls’ father rushes out to punish the vandal and engages him in a long pursuit which, after some slapstick detours, ends with Zigi climbing to the safety of a garage roof. Then, too, he was not alone, a shadowy figure was already egging him on from the roof, inciting violence...

Present. Zigi’s past and present companion turns out to be none other than the blurred cytoplasm of Ignus Nilsen. The two have a contentious relationship, with the apocalyptic shrike now supporting, now inspiring, now suicide-baiting his ward. Zigi is trying to flee from the world. This pains Nilsen, who, despite everything, loves the world deeply. Their bickering takes on the ideological tones of a confrontation between communism and nihilism, a central tension of the book. At one point, Nilsen’s impassionate defense of communism, in its most fundamental aspect of belief in your fellow human, appears to make the pale retreat from their spot. This makes Zigi panic. The pale rolls back. Nilsen accuses the Lund girls of having been bourgeois, all girls are bourgeois, but Zigi shuts him up: they weren’t. He does not know what they were thinking, but it was something else.

Zigi threatens to make Ignus disappear if he won’t reveal something from his erstwhile, bloody retreat to Samara: why on earth did he take the Harnankur model with him? But Nilsen admits that all he says – all the tales of Mazov and his gentle soul, of the amphetamines-fueled birth of Samara SRV – can’t reach any further than what Zigi already knows...

#disco elysium #sacred and terrible air #püha ja õudne lõhn #pjõl summaries #this time for real #sorry. I hope the april's fool from earlier can be retroactively funny #he. #he!!! #across time... a full body cringe in a certain book club... #Hindpere really woke up and chose violence that time

[nailgunstigmata]

yes awful toxic mutually destructive macden is good but what about soft macden. what about tender macden. what about dennis letting mac kiss him in the morning even though his morning breath is awful. what about terrible people that make the world a worse place for everybody but each other. what about (is blown up by remotely detonated bomb)

#woke up in the morning with cringe on my mind

[wolftattoo]

watching cis people try and make jokes about stuff but still be "inclusive" so instead of making a comment about men they make a comment about "male-presenting" people . when really the joke is about cis men. and REALLY the joke is about the writers personal stereotype of cis men.

#so its not funny anddd you put your cringe woke languig in there and its less funny now .