#Wonder Woman: 9/10 hasn’t slept with my dad but has come close

[bambeebirdie]

I saw this one post a while back (the post) that was someone’s au idea where Dick Grayson joins the Justice League instead of Bruce. This makes everyone kind of think Batman is a myth and then one day he reveals Batman is his dad freaking everyone out. Just this idea but also make it a superbat fic so nightwing traumatizes the league by revealing Batman to be his dad and Superman traumatizes nightwing by becoming his step dad.

Essentially it’s just this

#ranking my coworkers by how much they’ve slept with my dad #flash: 10/10 has never slept with my dad #Wonder Woman: 9/10 hasn’t slept with my dad but has come close #Superman: YOU FATHER FUCKER- #or however that audio goes #nightwing grabbing the collar of Superman’s shirt a few weeks after they had to go to the batcave: DID YOU FUCK MY DAD!?!? #i just think it’s a funny idea #i will be sure to add the post that inspired this if I can find it again #dick grayson #Nightwing #dc comics #dc au #batman #Bruce Wayne #Superman #Clark Kent #wonder woman #the flash #flash #superbat

[lookslikechill]

Character Interview Tag

Tagged by @cawolters, who put this tag game together! Thank you, I’m so excited!!  I’m gonna go into this using all 3 of DW’s main men; Clay, Quince, and Alistair

Guidelines: answer these 12 questions in the voice and manner of your character(s) and then tag as many or as few writeblr guys, as you would like⭐️⭐️⭐️

1. What did you have for breakfast?

Clay: I don’t know, what time is it? Is it technically morning? It is?!  

Quince: A cheese-and-mushroom omelet. 

Alistair:  First I had a cigarette, then Miles made me eat a bagel. 

2. What can you cook perfectly?

C: Lots of things! Better question: do I want to cook? Nope!

Q: Um . . . eggs?

A: A glass of milk.  

3. If you could choose a pet, what what would it be?

C: A dragon would be pretty sweet.

Q: Well, I have a horse, and a cat, sort of.  I’d choose them?

A: I would CHOOSE none! >holds up the cat he’s pretending to hate<

4. How is your relationship with your parents?

C: My mother is a wonderful lady!  My relationship with my father was, well, a little distant.  He’s been dead for a while now.

Q: My mom died when I was pretty young.  My dad has a lot of opinions.  >sigh<

A: What relationship?

5. What is your favorite read?

C: Who has time to read? Hahahahah.  Haven’t done that since I graduated!

Q: Ohhh, how can I pick a favorite?  There are so many.  In a way, whatever I’m reading at the time is my favorite.  

A: My favorite what?

6. Do you put both socks on first, or one sock, one shoe?

C: Socks are kind of old-fashioned, don’t you think?

Q: I don’t wear socks?

A: Both socks first.  What do I look like, some kind of hooligan?

7. Do you fold your clothes before bed?

C: Pffff, no! >throws his clothes on the floor, they proceed to take care of themselves< 

Q: That’s not necessary, I don’t think. >doesn’t look the interviewer in the eye<

A:  I hang my clothes. Ugh, wrinkles and creases!  I have to look presentable.  >looks like he hasn’t slept in about 5 years<

8. How do you feel about marriage?

C: Not for me, is what I think!

Q: I, uh, I don’t know! >a bit flustered and defensive< I love my wife!

A: Let’s just say I may not be open to giving it another go, okay?

9. Who was the last person you crushed on?

C: I’m not sure.

Q: Felicity, of course!

A: >glances at Miles, lies through his teeth< A woman, a lady, a, uh, real dashin’ gal.  

10. What does your dream home look like? And where would it be?

C: In the city, centrally located, close to work. Hey, just like my current apartment!

Q: In the country.

A: Just a small, nice house, little bit of a yard, maybe a tree out front.  Nothing fancy.

11. What’s your worst habit?

C: I’m not sure I have any, really.  >stays out until 4am, gets buzzed, and sleeps with a stranger<

Q:  >definitely not drunk< We don’t need to talk about that.

A: >up in the middle of the night, sitting in a cloud of cigarette smoke< I’m fine.  Lay off.

12. What do you do for living and how do you feel about your job?

C: I’m an Enforcer and I love it!  It’s my dream job and I worked very hard to be here, and to get as far as I have.  I enjoy the company of the other Enforcers and I like serving my city and my community.  Also, I’m good at my job.

Q: I work as a clerk in the Hall of Forms and Records and it’s . . . a living.  I wanted to be a journalist or a reporter when I first moved here with Felicity, but work in those fields didn’t come fast enough, and I ended up here.  Been here for a while now.  

A: I’m a police officer.  It’s . . . work.  It’s busy and the rest of the force is basically nuts, except for Miles and MAYBE Rigby.  

Tagging: @requiemesque @transboywrites @storyteller-kaelo @katerinarevel

#tag game #long post #these boys have Issues #and that's what it's alllll about!!! #wip:dw #clay calloway #quince heller #alistair sheep