#a joke don’t yell at me

[porschesbabydaddy]

Tankhun: Is there anyone in this family who isn’t fucking their pseudo-cousin?

Vegas: I’m not

Tankhun: Whatever you have going on with Pete is somehow weirder

#kinnporsche #vp #Vegaspete #it’s true but he shouldn’t say it 💔 #obligatory this is a joke don’t yell at me reminder

[untamedeventuality]

the year is 2055 and Pokémon Yuri and Pokémon Yaoi release, with Yaoi far surpassing Yuri in sales despite Pokémon Yuri having the better legendary

#pokemon #this is a joke about misogyny in fandom don’t yell at me #yuri

[enha-stars]

okay this has nothing to do with enha (i should shut up) but i have to tell SOMEONE. basically, this guy, a friend of a friend, has been hanging out with my friend group a lot more. he’s cool and funny and okay looking ig (lie) except, one of my friends is interested in him but he is not interested in her. as in, he makes it pretty obvious. he avoids being alone w her (by inviting others) and he often dodges questions about relationships. however…. today… after my midterm, we were all in the library and my friend asked him if he wanted to go with her to get food, and he respectfully declined. but then, after a bit, when i got up to get food, he offered to come with me. i’m not reading too much into it but my other friends have claimed that he’s more inclined towards me than my friend because he’s always the first to invite me and he genuinely has conversations with me. the issue is that this friend is very insecure when it comes to men and IF anything between me and this guy happens, she’s going to end my life probably

#so do i die or do i die #I DIDNT NOTICE #i don’t notice these things #u have to slap my face and yell at me for me to believe that u like me #okay so he talks to me… yay? #he’s a man (a pretty man but a man) idc what he’s talking about #like yes he’s cute and it’s very adorable that he has such a strong passion for economics but like #see #it’s like when u don’t like someone but then ur friends bring it up and then u can’t stop thinking about it #i’m actually concerned for my life though #if my friend even believes that he could like me #i’d have to kms #no joke #this has happened ONCE before and we had this huge falling out but i literally told her to stop being an idiot #because why would a man come between us #however ☝🏽 #after further thought #he does pay more attention to me i think #BUT IN A FRIEND WAY #maybe he’s compensating for paying less attention to my friend #i wish she would get the hint #ok don’t mind me this is me being crazy and batshit #enha!me #end me now ig

[whereismyhat5678]

Okay. I watched Spooky Month 6 and I loved it! I truly did!

…..But god…it’s gonna eat at me alive if I don��t say anything about Pump.

I feel bad for Pump…and Susie- I truly do!

Which is why I have to rant, about how much I HATE their parents!

(Spoiler warning at the bottom, oh and I swear a lot too-)

You may not hear how angry I get but god damnit was I fucking angry at Pump’s parents each time they were mentioned.

It hit me the moment Pump ran to the phone immediately thinking it was his parents calling but got sad only realizing it was just Skid’s mom. And I can say with certainty that he WAITS for the day they call him. Remember the 4th ep where he said, and I quote: “Call them, they never answer!” so NONCHALANTLY.

Not only that but his Grandpa even looks back to him and you could clearly see, the GUILT on his face. That man does not only feel bad but I KNOW he feels guilty for their absence. HE has to take care of them, HE has to practically raise them now because their parents can’t come home. And HE had to fake bringing Pump a toy saying it was from his parents when in actuality HE was the one that bought it for him!!

I’m sorry- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? What do you mean Grandpa has to literally fake bringing him a gift from his parents?? What do you mean they never fucking call them??? I’m usually not one to get so angry BUT THIS HAS ME ENRAGED.

What type of low-life down right shameful parents can’t contact their own fucking kid??? No matter how busy they are, no matter if they can’t visit them- because you know what? I would’ve given them a pass if their work was the reason why they couldn’t come home which probably still is the case- I won’t blame you! Some people just gotta travel for work!…BUT YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY CAN’T SPARE ONE FUCKING SECOND TO CALL THEIR CHILDREN??? Let alone they’re what- 6YEAR OLD KID??? (I think that’s Pump’s age-)

You’re telling me they can’t even send them a letter?? Not even one fucking letter??- Just letting their children know that they still give a fuck about them- THEY CAN’T EVEN DO THAT??

And don’t even get me STARTED on how they make Pump feel- HE FEELS LIKE A BURDEN?!?! A CHILD AT HIS AGE SHOULD NEVER- AND I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NEVER FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN BURDEN (same thing does to Skid!)!!!

CALL. AT THE LEAST CALL YOUR FUCKING CHILD!!! Show them that you still care!- SHOW HIM THAT YOU STILL LOVE HIM!!!

It fucking infuriates me…

Listen, I get it…If you gotta work and travel fine!- Do it!….But you can’t just do that without consoling your children!! At least tell them- message them- at least show that you CARE. What type of dipshit parents just ignore their children like that??…

Listen, I might be getting it wrong so go ahead, explain and I mean THOROUGHLY explain why Pump and Susie’s parents aren’t bad. Because to me, this is the shittiest move you can make to your own children.

The Grandpa cares more about them. HE takes care of them. If that doesn’t show how fucked up their situation is I don’t know what is. Never be like Pump’s parents. Do better. And shame on you if you are.

Thank you.

#Spooky Month #Spoiler Warning for Episode 6 #I know I don’t talk about Spooky Month but I had to get my two cents in #I’m sorry if I’m more aggressive than usual but JESUS CHRIST does this have me wanting to just yell at them. #If anyone were to tell me you make your kid feel like a burden. I’m punching you in the face #I’m not joking. I want to be a future parent. AND CATCH ME TREATING MY KID LIKE THAT- #I want to treat them with utmost love and respect imaginable #I am so. SO fucking mad at Pump and Susie’s parents #For god sakes. Be fucking better..

[keiyaku-tako]

W-w-w-why are u rcta?....

…?

#azul ashengrotto #azul replies #quartz-san #kazumi speaks: HELP 😭 #kazumi speaks: Lowkey he is though (please don’t cancel me for this this is a joke please I don’t want to be yelled at-)

[eepintothewoods]

People think Dick likes 2000s girl-power pop but it’s actually Jason guilty pleasure, mans is blasting Fergalicious in his helmet. Dick is actually listening to 2000s emo music, he is blasting MCR.

#this is a joke don’t yell at me #dc #nightwing #red hood

[rosesradio]

i think i want my life’s mission to be making fanfics that make richard riordan viscerally uncomfortable. not just like “oh lol Leo and Nico kissed isn’t that weird??” no. it’s not enough. i need this man to fist fight me if he sees me on the street.

#i don’t even hate the guy he’s alright i guess i just find the q & a on his webbed site silly & goofy #this isn’t about CE btw that fic is tame & he’d think it’s a little weird (+ yell at me for the Adult Video Joke Leo makes) but not mind #i’m talking dark fic ideas way in the future. one day. #valdangelo #pjo

[p1nkcanoe]

tobias really just goes “yeah that’s fire, sell it,” because who the fuck is buying the impera limited edition collectible wooden maze labyrinth for $230???

#this is such a joke pls don’t yell at me #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost #ghost bc #shitghosting #p1nk thinks

[honeyvenommusic]

❗️NEWGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSAN-

#glass animals #honestly i wore out dreamland sm my brain took a lonnng break from expecting anything from them?? idk i’m just huh???? #like….. when i say wore out #i cannot describe how much i listened to it #i usually have some vague idea even if it’s a ridiculous number #like 52 times in a month for an album or something (has happened) #i cannot recall w this #gonna say bc 2020 & they were Literally the last band i saw live. next morning everyone found out about everything annd lockdown. no joke #so it was big dreamland time when it dropped and revisiting their past albums when i broke out of its spell lmao #(pretty sure before that like january was when i listened to déjà vu 100+ times in a row tho so oop. it was a tough day lol) #anyway seeing this aww man. i really have had this band with me for a long long time. 🥹 i remember hearing gooey on the radio one night #driving home from work late @ night in 2014. the drive was so short i couldn’t be arsed to fish out my ipod & plug it in #sometimes so just popped on a good station i had preset. started the car and heard this *voice* and i was like who???? #had to check the station bc it was an alt station and i thought i had it on another one which was fine i was just v confused #it was in the middle of the song & i was immediately anxious to know the name hoping i’d hear it & it wouldn't just flow into the next song #then the dj would pile the names together after x number of songs played bc i was tiired (but woulda stayed in the car ngl). got lucky & #ran inside to find it then yelled at my roommate the next day that she HAD to listen to it during a smoke session after work #(i was right & it blew her miiind) #god. what a fucking time. what a fucking band. idk what the disc horse is surrounding them now since they blew up via tiktok #i’m sure people are v quick to say they’re overrated bc of that but idk & i’m glad i don’t know. they’ll always be this #highly inventive incredible band i stumbled upon for the perfect night drive home after a long long shift #a band that came back from a Horrible accident that should have ended 1 of their lives & somehow didn’t & should have ended them #as a band (like still cannot believe Joe was drumming in 2020 & i saw it with my own eyes like how tf???!?) #a band deserving of all of its successes. glass animals forever

[iguessitsjustme]

#the promise #the promise the series #pastsenger #pastsenger the series #a boss and a babe #step by step #step by step the series #our skyy 2 #please don’t yell at me for saying abab isn’t consistent #it’s not my favorite show but I have been so good about not posting negativity #and this isn’t even negative it’s just something I wish for thank you for not yelling #anywayyy if you have a funny joke ship please tell me I beg you #y’all are all so clever and funny and so creative #I’d love to know what you guys come up with

[sunnibits]

People who can’t handle/viscerally dislike the Izzy moaning daddy scene are so funny to me. Every time I see a post about it I throw my head back and scoff at them. How does it feel to be so weak huh? So fragile? What, you can’t handle Con O’Neill being a horny little fruit, is that it? You don’t like that? Coward. I for one will not rest until we get the full, extended daddy cut that Nathan Foad mentioned in his livestream, and when we are finally delivered what we deserve I will revel in it and make sure it spreads to everyone’s dash so you all are forced to watch it.

#con o’neill did NOT put his whole pussy into being an insane little man for YOU okay. #he did it for US. those who are strong enough and sexy enough to truly comprehend his genius. #Izzy being pathetic and embarrassing is one of his best qualities actually #izzy hands #ofmd #obviously this is a joke post don’t yell at me lmao

[peppermint-candy]

He would get me. I know he would. (Wes Borland)

#I’m joking don’t yell at me #wes borland #limp bizkit #black light burns #nu metal

[rose-colored-lottie]

when your work is on strike so you take your girlfriend home with you

#courtney eaton #sophie nelisse #it’s a joke #don’t yell at me #courtney is really dating me #for parasocial reasons that is also a joke #this has healed my heart #they’re going to the World Cup final together #im wheeping

[kalorphic]

Does MC stand for main character or my character? I’ve always been confused by this sjsksksjk

I’ve always read it as Main Character, but if people read it as My Character, that could explain some attitudes in this community lol 😭

#ask #for legal reasons that last part is a joke #please don’t yell at me

[stagandsteer]

Do you think they could have an open relationship when they spend long periods of time apart?

not really no. it’s not in either of their personalities. Froy is a child of divorce and Richard is honestly very traditional in a lot of ways. maybe I’m naive about this! I work with people in polyamorous relationships so I know about it and that a lot of young queer people sort of question or resist monogamy but I don’t see it for them.

as my bff once famously said about Richard “Madden may be gay but he ain’t queer” 🦌

#that’s a joke #don’t yell at me

[maxinator44]

Recently I was thinking about Joe Hawley and the transphobic things he said in the past.

Like, damn. We gave him the T, and he did NOT hit us with the A-L-L-Y, huh.

#tally hall #joe hawley #i know he apologized I’m just making jokes #please don’t get yell at me