#a shcok

[whumpasaurus101]

"Pl-please...," Whumpee rasped, curling up in on themself, "Mercy..."

"Mercy?!?" Whumper boomed, their face darkened, sending fear shooting down Whumpee's spine. They stormed forward, curling their finger and tilted Whumpee's head up, "Oh honey, you brought this upon yourself, not me!!! And so..." Whumper sighed, raising the controller to the shock collar, You must face the consequences."

#whump #whump drabble #shock #shcok collar #shock whump #whumpee #whumper #lee wrote something :o #whumpblr #whump community #whump writing #whumper x whumpee #creepy whumper #pet names

[aduh0308]

EVERYONE DELETE YOUR BOTTOM JUNGKOOK FICS RN HE SAID HES A FUCKING TOP

#ada speaks :) #adas hard hours #IM IN SHCOK

[princemick]

LEWIS -- sunday, 2023 Photo by Clive Mason

#I AM IN SHCOK WHTA THF VUCK #f1 #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #2023 miami gp #miami23

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

DCAU shows + color palettes

#dcau #btas #batman the animated series #superman the animated series #stas #static shcok #zeta project #jlu #justice league unlimted #justice league

[volfoss]

i have dealt with 5 million evil tags on my fucking post about oh hey. stop yaoi focusing when no one writes about women. and op (disgusting proshipper) is like um 😗 i really should get on that. why are all of your dc fics batcest except for 3. out or 48. i kind of hope you die

#twist rambles #ask to tag #sorry im like. having to restrain from sending anon hate or publicly reblogging from them w their tags and getting mad about it. like you #are genuinely fucking stupid and disgusting but also. batc/est fan no shcok lmao. #incest mention #it would be easy enough to find this person in the tags but honestly idc #like. dami and JASON smut fic. i am not a guy who sends anon hate but my god. i want to so bad rn im so serious.

[deviantartidentitydisorder]

one of my biggest issues on the internet ever is that my mask and the way i present myself in a "normal" way is very aligned with the strongest of SJW's and internet politics and how its talked about on here. my mask to seem more normal was just pretending to be one of those very politically correct asexual homestuck fans. and i mean that IS true, thats true to who i am! i genuinely truely believe in most of the mindsets and politics i developed as a kid in those spaces

but then people would talk to me in person and id call something a faggot irl or make jokes about being a "bad jew" or talk about how badly i wanted to hit just like a regular boring person with a car because they disagreed with one of my personal interpretations of a character. and they freak the fuck out

#i think thats also why i got called out so much as a kid bc id end up in these super super super strict justice hiearchys as a kid because #i already had weird feelings ab the justice system bc of my dad and his job and religion #but i played the part really well which is why i think it would really shcok people when id be like *picking my nose* i hate my stupid #faggot life. and then id immediately get like 4 call outs

[wyllsravengard]

its not like this is the first time ive had to dodged peoples moms because they see me as a Nice Submissive Muslim Girl like thats normal at this point i cant escape it

but ive . i used to play w this guy when i was a literal baby and im finding out he not only already asked my dad for my hand in marriage he TOLD HIS MOM? HIS LITERAL MOM? HIS MOTHER?? LIKE HE TOLD HER WORD OF MOUTH AND NOT JUST SET UP?

#z.gen #am i literally getting punkd this is the most nonsense news ive ever heardin my entire life and im almost positive he hasa girlfriend #i couldnt even finish praying im so sick #MY ONE REMAINING DESI FRIEND CALLED ME AND CONFIRMED THAT #hes not . i dont understand. hes not ugly!!!!!! hes decent he has a phd and hes good looking but oh my god this is weird !!!!!!!!!!! #he calls me like. ছোট বোন or choto bohn WWHICH MEANS LITTLE SISTER IN BANGLA???????????????????? #hes like . i cant believe this he's like more affectionate to my then my actual siblings but i dont see him at all cause he lives far #im so in shcok im vcjhgbdskjfndgD????

[abluescarfonwaston]

Wait. Kotetsu and Barnaby were partners for four years. That makes Karina like. 20. She's probably already had to struggle though explaining to her friends why she wasn't studying for her college entrance exams. Pao-Lin is 16. She's about to hit her growth spurt. (And perhaps be disappointed when she's still left as the shortest after Lara. Who pops up like a weed a few months later.)

How. I feel like i missed so much. Did they go to Karina's graduation? Did Pao-Lin have an awful acne outbreak that Nathan helped her deal with? Did they gussy up Lara for her first homecoming dance with Pao-Lin in a suit only to be called into work at the last minute? Look at each other and laugh cause at least they don't have to explain why they can't stay?

#tiger and bunny #i know none of this is probably a shcok to anyone else but it hit me like a bus just now #oh we missed so many events in their and kaedes lives #it really doesnt help that i feel like the younger cast doesnt visibly age much #watsonian: Kotetsu doesnt notice then aging so it isnt as visible #Anyway More Karina stressing about college and getting loads of unhelpful advice #and i dont care what it looks like nathan the makeup crew will deal with that #but it Hurts and i want to tear my face off help #and Pao-Lin not wanting to go to prom cause who cares thats not even a thing #and Kotetsu drifting off thinking about dancing with tomoe #and telling her she should go with someone and have a good time cause its something you cant get back #and nathan wishing they could have gone with who they wanted as themselves #and kieth as prom king but not getting it at all #and Origami saying its fine to skip he just hid in a plant the whole time it sucked #and Bunny asking what was so good about it that night and Kotetsu dancing with him #and stepping on his feet but oh to hold someone you love close and be scolded by them #makes him all mushy inside #pulling bunny closer or spinning him out or grinding against each other and see bunny? isnt it nice.

[lemonsbakery]

WHICH ONE OF YOU SCALLYWAGS WERE GOING TO TELL ME I WAS SAYING IBIS PAINT WRONG

#/SILLY /LH I PROMMY THIS IS JUST ME IN SHCOK

[vsprtn]

a picture worth one thousand words or whatever

#my demeanor is rlly calm i think im freaked out to the max #and i cant be freaked out anymore #or maybe theres just nothing they can do to shcok me. #oh thats a fucking lie #FOB EIGHT FOB ATE #fob #fob8 #fall out boy

[7wolfmoon]

LEgato reminded me....

I don't knwo how to tell you guys this. O,h boy.

Hmmmm.

I.... am not actually a normal humann child.

#This may come as a shcok to some of you.

[blanketflame7]

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no ono no no i am on ch. 40 of crimson rivers and i am experiencing all the 5 stages of grief why the FUCK wouldregulus do that im fully in shock crying dying dead zeppazariel i am fucking coming for you i am going into cardiac arrent

#im not rereading this #will probs delete in the morning #im just in fucking shcok #zar why did you do this to me #crimson rivers

[colourful-void]

IMGONNAKILLACEIMGONNAKILLHIMIM GONNAOHWHENIGETMYHANDSONHISASS--

#THEFUCKING SHCOK I FELT READINT HTHAT #ACE YOU B ASTARD YOU FUCKING BASTARD #void nonary play #999

[chiroptaro]

Not all of these had the bubbles but I thought they were important

WHAT THE HECK THESE ARE SO IMPORTANT

ARE YOU. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THERES NO CANON GAYS IN THIS. WHEN THESE ARE REAL. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

#IM LIKE IN SHCOK #THIS IS SOME OF THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN #eds asks #crane ur so pog

[vampirewhohuntsvampires]

I could have been a great mad scientist, if it wasnt for the morals.

#i wanna put people in a lab run tests #i wanna put people in mazes #feed themm glowing green liquid and shcok them with electricity. #its so unfortunate that people die if you do this to them in real life #how do i microdose on mad scientist behvaiors. its dire

[somestardeww]

In English there are no accents. like the acute accent, the circumflex, none of them exist This is so natural for me when I write in english, but stopping to think about it is strange because my native language (Brazilian Portuguese) has a lot of them, as well as a lot of rules for them too, so it's a big cultural shock and I'm standing in front of my notebook like "wow. they don't exist." rn

#cultural shcok #wow #im stunned rn