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kirkland-bros-and-more · 1 year

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Headcanons relationship each Kirkland brother have with each other

Okay this is like the typical draw explaining the relationship some characters have but since I suck at drawing (really I don't even know how to draw a tree) I'll drop some hcs here about what do I think their relationship is like

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•With Wales: He is the brother he probably trust the most in a normal daily basis. He and Wales have been living together for so long and England didn't really have at all that much problems with him that he is the first one he comes to when needs to talk to one of his brothers. Wales is the one who can understand better England and since Wales is the calmest one in the family he won't get angry easily but England knows Wales is the worst one to face if he gets angry

•With Scotland: Oh god from where to start? Their relationship is ...complicated... Mostly because of all the war they had which made broken their brotherhood more but the current political situation around Scotland makes England have a headache. They have that love-hate brotherhood the "he is an idiot but is my idiot". They will never tell each other but deep inside they really care about each other, Scotland tried his best to take care of England, which he thinks he failed by a lot but England will come to Scotland when he feels like, Scotland is the closest person England could consider as "a brother and a father". He knows Scotland tried to protect him and he learned a lot from his older brother. England will never tell but Scotland was the only one who could make England feel safe when he was a little kid, he will come to him when he was scared looking for Scotland's protection and that still happens nowadays

•With Ireland: They are the most distant between all the brothers. Nowadays they are working in their personal relationship which is kinda a sign for the rest of the brothers to keep an eye on them cause they can't be left alone in the same room for 5 minutes and try to be civil and well mannered people. England feels like Ireland sometimes makes a drama over smaller things and tend to exaggerate everything to the point he can't take him seriously but deep inside he knows Ireland still holds a grudge against England for everything he has done to Ireland for the last 800 years and because of this it's difficult for them to have a talk but sometimes they can forget about their differences and share the same braincells which can be very dangerous from an outsider view

•With Northern Ireland: It's a bit difficult to explain this one. They trust in each other and get along pretty well but from England' side he sometimes see in North a young America cause like his former colony, North is cheerful, full of energy and joy, with creative ideas but then he remembers North is also a Kirkland so he has gotten his strong headed from somewhere. England sometimes feels like if he is doing right with North in taking care of him while North is living in his house, the little boy will go sometimes asking help from England when it comes to the problem on how to be a country but then he sees North and remembers Ireland and everything, he knows one day North will stop living in England's house and the cheerful and joy that brings to the house will dissapear to give that to Ireland, he just doesn't know exactly how to feel about him, he worries about him, he deeply cares but North sometimes makes it difficult to tell, he just doesn't want to get too much attached to him

Wales

•With England: He is the one that get on well better with England like already metioned. From Wales perspective, he doesn't have any problem in help him if needed, he would sit down on the sofa with him, make some tea and drink it together while he is listening to his younger brother. Wales was the one who took care of England when Britannia was under Rome's rule so Wales became very important for the personal development of England, also Wales is good at giving advices so he would try to help England the best he can and he would be the one next to him most likely when England struggles with the problems but on the other side, he can be mad at him for some England's ideas or actions sometimes, Wales could be found not defending England when it's Scotland or Ireland matter depending on the topic (mostly for a historical grudge) so that can make England think Wales doesn't care about him at all...which it isn't true but Wales is not stupid, he has seen things and won't defend something that has no right to be defended specially if it involves his brothers and he knows England has hurt them in the past....

•With Scotland: They have like a "middle" relationship. They don't get along the best but they don't hate each other. Wales rarely has asked Scotland for any help and depending of the mood Scotland has that day could send Wales to heaven or to hell. Wales knows that's if its needed Scotland would be there for him since Scotland is the most protective of all the brothers but Scotland is aware Wales prefers England's company than his

•With Ireland: Kinda similar to Scotland-Wales relationship. They don't really talk to much, it's not like they dislike each other actually when they are together they become a bunch of idiots. Wales used to be the one who used to send letters to Ireland to know let him know what's going on in Great Britain, how he, England and Scotland were doing. This is a thing they do nowadays but changing the letters with text messages since Wales probably knows all the secrets his brothers have and Ireland as the oldest brother, has his right to know how are his younger brothers doing

•With Northern Ireland: They have a lovely brotherhood dynamic. North is a really young country compared with the thousand of years his brothers have and is trapped in a 15-18 years old body. So Wales is the one who helps North with some stuff North might find interesting, if England can't help him in the affairs of the country, Wales will help him (actually every one helps North with this) and like the curious mind North has, he always goes to Wales to ask him how he can learn magic as fast as he can to reach his brothers's magic level or go to the countryside and Wales will start to talk to him about animals, Wales is also the one teaching North how to sing and when it comes to emotional support, Wales will be there for North

Scotland

•With England: Tries to hide it but he deeply cares about England. He is the little brother he raised the most, Scotland wanted him to be stronger than he ever was cause he didn't want England to suffer as much as Scotland did when he was just a child/teenager. He just couldn't see his brother being in pain but the problem was, how a 7 years old kid can raise a little brother that is 4 years old knowing they have lost their parents recently? How a family of brothers who didn't surpass the 10 years old age could survive in a world where Rome and Germania were expanding their territories so fast? And the Vikings...They lived in a forest, surrounded by animals, started to see magical creatures and needed to survive without a parental/maternal figure, they were so young for the world, and that's what Scotland wants to England to understand. Life was not easy, life was never easy for them, England doesn't remember cause he was very young but Ireland and Scotland struggled a lot, they needed to grow up while being child to protect the younger brothers, they even had no idea if there were going to survive the next day...Find some food for 4 mouths, everything was so difficult and for a moment Scotland thought maybe Wales and England being under Rome's rule was good, cause they had food, they had a proper bed, proper clothes, they could study, learn how to write, how to read and a decent house to be stay but when they meet each other again, England wasn't the boy Scotland knew before, Scotland's methods to raise England weren't the best, he is aware of that. For the rest of their history, Scotland just couldn't see anything more but a mix of hate and dissapoinment, England made things to him that Scotland would never do to him but Scotland has been always the one more affected for England's change in the personality, the fact he wants to get independence doesn't mean he hates him, if only England could understand ...

•With Wales: If there is something Scotland will never understand is how Wales can defend a lot England, how he can be so clever and so stupid at the same time? Scotland appreciates Wales for being the brigde between him and England current fights, Wales always listen to the both of them so it's easy for him to find an answer and make those two make the peaces and bring to the house 5 minutes of really silence and a peaceful mood. They are the ones who can be the most be found doing some magic together

•With Ireland: The dynamic duo, the stupid dumbass big brothers of the entire islands, they same the same braincell literally. These two have the best relationship between all the brothers, similar tastes, similar physical features, similar everything around those two.

Just Ireland is the extrovert one and Scotland rarely wants to be social cause he holds an introvert ass

These two are the C-H-A-O-S of the family together, they will ally together to annoy their little brothers BUT only them are allowed to do that, if anyone outside the family makes fun of one of their brothers, prepare yourself, put some trainers and be ready to run the marathon of your life cause they will kick you and won't have any regrets in doing it. Their family is very important for them, extremely important, they will risk their lives to protect them even through they are annoying as f.

They will start speaking in Gaelic much for the disgrace of Wales and England while North is just there trying to see if he can understand something

Now leaving the brothers behind, they fully support and worry about each other, they are the ones who have struggled the most to survive so they can understand each other so well. Ireland as the oldest, doesn't want to see Scotland suffering and if there is a brother Scotland will let his guard down and need a should to cry on, that would be Ireland for sure, the rest of the brothers have Ireland and Scotland for them to ask about life and that stuff...Scotland only has Ireland as his older brother, the one and only, the one who raised Scotland, the one Scotland used to look up for and he doesn't know what he would do if he lost his older brother, he wishes he could protect Ireland for all the suffering he had gone through, Scotland promised himself to be strong to be able to protect Ireland but he just can't, he just wants him to be happy and will say to him he is proud of Ireland knowing how much he endured everything to become a stronger person and a better nation for his people, he will say those words cause Ireland tends to forget them, Scotland will always support him

•With Northern Ireland: North will go to Scotland to ask him about his homework problems, or just anything that involves problems, Scotland will be here listening to North most of the time but other times Scotland would just think North problems are dumb as f which can lend to North to get angry.

But most of the time, Scotland is the one that spend more time with North either playing with some toys or videogames or bringing the boy outside to do some outdoors activities just to make the little lad forget about everything that involves to be a nation

Ireland

•With Wales: Ireland is very fond of Wales, he is the brother he can always trust because Wales is so open-minded and will listen to any of the brothers no matter what. Ireland sometimes used to ask Wales to look for the safety of Scotland when they were younger even though Scotland was trying so much to be a good big brother, taking care of England cause we are talking about a period when Ireland and England didn't have problems and to protect and support North when needed. They maybe don't talk too much but definitely they care about each other so much and Ireland couldn't be more happy to have Wales as his brother.

•With England: Oh god... This one... He is glad that nowadays they are working on their relationship and can cooperate but it takes just a minimum thing done wrong for Ireland to explote out of the patience because of England.

It's just so much going on between them...They manage to work together but Ireland just had enough from England, he is tired to fight with him. There was a time they were on very good terms however for Ireland is not easy to forget 800 years of colonialism. England has caused him so much trauma and mental illness, Ireland is working on it, he is really trying and he just wishes England could understand its just not easy to forget. He can forgive cause Ireland has a big heart but the damage to him, his land and people are there. He doesn't understand how England can say he is exaggerating sometimes over things England might find unserious but for Ireland it's just a whole world, luckily Wales and Scotland knew to be there for Ireland when he needed and talk with England over how he was treating Ireland.

Also they kinda agreed to work and improve their relationship for the best specially for Northern Ireland cause he just can't choose between the two and they are like their tutors but everyone knows they can't spend so much time in the same room.

•With Scotland: If there is something that Ireland will say to Scotland, it would be he is proud of him. He is the brother he has spent most time with during his whole life, the first ever brother he took care of, Ireland made sure Scotland learned everything but because of circumstances it was difficult for him to do it.

Ireland remembers how much Scotland looked up for him back in the days when they were just the two of them, then Wales came, England came and now with North, they are the older brothers and they need to protect their younger brothers the best they can, they have seen each other at their worst but they have always supported each other cause they could understand each other situation.

You won't see Ireland crying that much cause he was used to feel pain but he knows if he needs to cry even though he has always seen like he isn't broken, he can be very vulnerable sometimes, he could be found alone crying in Scotland' shoulders

No matter what Ireland loves Scotland so much and will make sure he can have a better life than his. They have their own agreement to protect each other from any pain but definitely they can hang out to have a drink and forget about the world for a moment

•With Northern Ireland: They have their ups and downs, it depends so much of the period, they can have their misunderstandings but they also know they need each other.

In Ireland's eyes, North is a baby based on the terms of a nation, North is only a century old compared with him. Ireland feels like he needs to protect North, Ireland has seen so much and has gone through so many bad times, North is aware of this and just because Ireland doesn't want North to have the life he had, he sometimes will go on "parental mode activated" when North is struggling with something. He just wants to give North the best childhood he can have, a childhood neither Ireland or the rest of the brothers have.

Ireland knows he can't treat North like the way he treated his younger brothers centuries ago. North is growing up in a very different world and that's a thing Ireland has needed to understand, so he is always ready to help North the best he can either with homework or just when North is hitted with some anxiety attacks. He will stay next to him and let him know that even though North lives with brothers that are ancient af, they would be there forever for him.

North appreciates that and Ireland just loves to see him happy. Ireland will always find some time to spend with North because he knows North needs and desires for that time.

Northern Ireland

•With England: When he was younger he was very fond of England but as he is growing up and understanding the history of his family, he doesn't know what to think about England at all. North likes England a lot, he is always looking up for him for some advice and he is aware England actually helps him a lot but then he founds about the past of England, about what he did to Scotland and to Ireland specially and he might have mixed feelings towards England. He actually knows England is not anymore like that but also he can understand why his oldest brothers are like that with England. He just doesn't know how to feel about it, he sometimes think it's just better to let his older brothers issues between his older brothers cause its a past thing and he just simply hasn't lived those times with them.

North just depending on his mode sometimes will love England and other times he will go specially when something political happens and he sees his own country affected by a very bad decision England took, telling him he wants to be back in Ireland's house just to pressure England that or he takes action, or he will call Ireland and North knows England doesn't want to face Ireland

But in general facts in a personal way North and England get along pretty well but England understands given the situation North has, he could some days find the teenager very, very angry at him and deal with him it's actually difficult for England cause North is a Kirkland and is linked to Ireland so he is the ultimate stubborn of the family.

•With Wales: Wales is actually the one who is teaching North basic magic concepts and some singing voice classes. North likes so much to spend time with Wales, he learns so much with him, Wales is the reason why North started to like animals a lot and he will always watch with his older brother documentaries about the animal world and some mystical and mythological animals as well and for Wales means so much that little boy has so many interests in so many different things and topics. North trusts so much in Wales and he will go to him everytime he see the other brothers fighting either because England and Scotland fought again, Ireland and England or just the 3 of them so for North, Wales is that scape he has for a period of time where fighting is not allowed where Wales will tell him just not to get involved in the discussion of the rest of the brothers

•With Scotland: North looks up for Scotland a lot too (I mean he is the baby brother, he looks up for all his brothers). Advice for life and supervivence, North likes a lot to follow Scotland anywhere, he is young and he is willing to see the world so he always go with the Scotsman to the trips he had planned (mostly to the Scottish Highlands), Scotland loves to be a guide tourist for North telling him stories about the places they are visiting, he is a really good storyteller so when North was very little, he was the one who used to read him a book to make him sleep. North also loves to go to Scotland's workshop and see all the manual works Scotland has done. He remembers how Scotland used to give him as a present some figures for him which really appreciates and eventually will make a team with him to make jokes to the rest of the brothers

•With Ireland: North doesn't want to admit or at least not in front of him but he is really scared to lose Ireland. He doesn't want to fail him and wants him to be proud of what North has become on his own. He is aware he is sometimes very rough at Ireland but just like with England because of his situation he just has mixed feelings, in a personal way he really love and appreciates Ireland, he knew that he is linked to Ireland no matter how many people tells him otherwise, in a personal way, Ireland has been there for him and North knows he has learned a lot from Ireland. He took care of him when he was a little toddler, how to walk, how to talk, how to read... Thanks to Ireland he has that part of him that makes him interested in Irish culture and traditions just like the UK brothers did as well with the British culture, he learned Irish, he got interested in Irish dancing and loves when Ireland tells him stories as well just like Scotland. With time he has learned to try to understand Ireland better cause he feels like he has been rough with him for so long, ofc he knows Ireland isn't a saint but history is there written and well its not like North can't pretend he doesn't feel bad when he reads a bit of Ireland's history and point of view or defend England actions or even Ireland own actions back then, he just can't but if he was honest he feels like the way he sees England and Ireland as brothers is very different from each other, he won't tell but he knows he loves when Ireland defends and protects him and Ireland just goes on his father mode cause for him North is his little baby and actually North doesn't mind that all...

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thegreatdeprussian · 1 year

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Matthew's a perfectly behaved kid but if you ask him to wipe his nose, he'll reach for Alasdair 's sleeves

#hetalia #hws canada #hws scotland #matthew williams #alasdair kirkland #alistair kirkland #i believe arthur did the same when he was younger #and he totally supports matthew

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ssuckitlosers · 1 year

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Hws Scotland:

#old and unimproved lmao. he’s old and stubborn #it’s burns night so 🤷‍♀️#hetalia #hws scotland #alistair kirkland #sshutuploser

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chavonflo · 1 year

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Hetalia Headcannon: Anglosphere Family

Oldest Members:

England: Arthur is kinda like the head of the family even though none of them will acknowledge it. He will be like a Dad-Uncle to Alfred, Matthew, Jett, and James. Arthur will be the type of parental figure to embarrass you unintentionally or not.

Scotland: Allister is more like one of the cool uncles in the family and is willing to bump heads with Arthur on being the matriarch. As an uncle, Allister will take his nephews on special adventures much to Arthur's dismay and annoyance.

Wales: Dylan will have a very nurturing role in this family. He is willing to take care of everyone whenever they get sick or injured and will also bake pretty decent pastries if someone is having a rough day. As an uncle, Dylan will tuck his nephews to bed and read them fairy tales from his own culture.

Northern Ireland: Since Seamas is the youngest of the older family members, I imagine him to be like an older cousin to the younger members of the family. Seamas will try to be seen as a wise older uncle, but will still fail miserably, at least he gets to be like a fun cousin that gets dragged into the fun antics of the kids.

Ireland: Sean will be a fun uncle to be around. He will entertain his nephews with thrilling stories of his early years and will celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with them which will result in a lot of drinking parties (and property damage). Sean is also up to a good musical session along with Dylan, whenever the moment calls for it.

(I will do the younger members: America, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand next time.)

#aph hetalia #hws hetalia #aph england #aph uk bros #aph canada #aph ireland #aph northern ireland #aph wales #aph scotland #arthur kirkland #alistair kirkland #aph australia #aph new zealand #matthew williams

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atsushis-fangs · 6 months

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Past Scotland: you know, sometimes, it just feels nice to be wanted. North, gesturing hysterically towards his wanted posters: NOT BY THE LAW.

@winterwrites23 posting this while I should be working on my essay on welfare (something north aint ever gonna get)

#hetalia #Outlander AU #SoT #incorrect quotes #SoT incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #hws scotland #also I researched more of the origins of SoT characters' names because I suddenly got invested #'Alistair' is the anglicized version of 'Alasdair' which is the Scottish version of the Greek name 'Alexandros'#which means 'protector of men' or 'defender' and I think that fits his character well lol #aaand 'Kirkland' is a mix of the Old Norse word 'kirkja' (church) and 'land' so the surname means 'land of the church'#so far I've done all the brothers and both north and scotland's 1743 aliases as well as the clansmen :)

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yolandelisa · 10 months

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Ready to go to night club Mr. England!

First time cosplayers are not particularly good, please forgive me

#aph #aph england #arthur kirkland #hetalia #hws alistair #hws england #cosplay

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elsliterarylibrary · 2 months

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Scotland x reader x England Idk maybe the reader was expecting to come over for tea only to for the brothers to fight over the reader?

Okay. I feel ya. I might break this down into multiple parts with different endings. I dunno. Let's see if ya like this one shot first.

I'm sorry for the LONG wait. I was just recently put back on an anti-psychotic because I was showing signs of ✨paranoid schizophrenia✨and I'm also struggling to find a job so I can start college. I was barely conscious of my existence for a while there. I'm stressed, depressed, and losing my damn mind.

So let's try to numb the pain with yandere country personifications! Lmfao

(Y/N)'s POV

I drove over to Arthur's house. Arthur invited me over for a cuppa and considering Alfred decided to drop by my house with Matthias and Gilbert, I much rather be at Arthur's. Those three are so annoying.

When I got there, Alistair was there too. He was wearing a loose, white dress shirt that had the top two buttons unfastened and dark blue dress pants. His fiery red hair was messy as usual and he had a lit cigarette hanging loosely from his mouth, smoke slightly obscuring his face. He seemed a little agitated, but he always seemed that way so I brushed it off. (That man needs to take some anger management classes, I swear.)

"Hey, where's Arthur?" I asked, looking around Arthur's big ass house.

"In the sitting room." Alistair huffed, glaring in the direction of the room containing his little brother.

"Alright, thank you." With that, I make my way towards the sitting room, throwing a smile towards the older Kirkland man. Once I walked in the sitting room, I spotted a head of blond hair. He was sat on an arm chair, muttering angrily as he fussed with a tea kettle. I smirked and snuck up behind Arthur. I grabbed his shoulders and shook him. Arthur yelped in shock and whirled around with his fists raised.

"Alistair, I swear-" He began, before realizing that it was only me. He put his fists down, smoothed out his vest, and the smiled at me. His emerald green eyes shone and he moved to envelop me in a hug.

"(Y/n)! I'm so glad you made it!" He pulled away from the hug, his hands remaining on my waist as he looked deeply into my eyes. This felt way too intimate for friends. This is uncomfortable. Can he let me go now?

"Um..." I began. "I'm kinda thirsty. Is the tea ready?"

That seemed to snap him out of whatever reverie he was in the middle of. He let me go and led me over to the couch.

"Ah, yes. Tea is ready. I hope chamomile is good enough."

I giggled. "Yeah, chamomile is good. Did you make any snacks?"

He smiled at me, but soon his expression went sour as he looked at something by the doorway.

"If he did, our house would have burned down." A gruff voice sounded from behind me.

I looked over to see Alistair standing against the doorway, his arms crossed and a lit cigarette between his fingers. Arthur huffed.

"My cooking is not that bad." Arthur argued, face turning red from embarrassment and anger.

"I'd beg to differ. You'd kill the poor lass with your cooking." Alistair retorted.

"Okay, please calm down. I came over here to escape Alfred and his friends' annoying antics, not to hear you two bicker." I take a deep breath. "Let's just enjoy some tea."

Arthur sent one last glare at Alistair before fixing me a cup of tea, handing it over to me with a quiet "here, love". I grab the tea cup, taking a sip while I leaned back and crossed my legs. I hummed in satisfaction as the flavor of the tea spread across my tongue. I brought the cup away from my lips, watching as Alistair made his way to the couch opposite Arthur and me. His forest green eyes were trained on me, eyeing me up and down. His staring made me feel subconscious of my choice of clothing. I was wearing a mint green sweater and a pair of skinny jeans. It felt like he was undressing me with his eyes.

"So, Arthur. What books have you read recently?" I asked, turning to Arthur. Maybe starting a conversation will get Alistair to stop staring at me. Or to help ignore his eyes burning into my body.

"Oh, I just finished reading All the Light We Cannot See. It was pretty good. I suggest you give it a try."

"Ooh, what's it about? Maybe I'll add it to my To Be Read list."

"Well, its about-" He was cut off by a groan from the oldest Kirkland brother. Our gazes fell towards Alistair.

"God, why are you both so boring? Can't you talk about something more exciting than books?"

"Well, I-" I began. "I'm sorry that you find the things I like boring."

The Scottish man's eyes flicked to me as they widened, as if he didn't mean to offend me.

"Now, look what you've done! You hurt her feelings!" Arthur growled. "Just because you aren't intelligent enough to enjoy a book doesn't mean you can just insult those of us who do enjoy them."

Alistair huffed. "At least I have more manly hobbies. What type of man does embroidery?"

"Excuse me?" Arthur yelled. "What the hell does that mean?"

"Hey, wait a minute-" I whispered, panicking because I realized that a fight was almost inevitable at this point. I was cut off by Alistair.

"It means that you're not a man. At least not one worthy of having (Y/n)."

"Wait, what-"

"How dare you! I am perfectly worthy of her! As if she would ever want to be with a brute like you!" Arthur shouted, standing up. His cup of tea fell to the ground, spilling it onto his khaki dress pants.

"Hey, guys. Please-"

"Oh, please. All women want to be with men like me." Alistair scoffed, slowly raising himself up from the couch. "She probably gets wet every time she sees me."

"That's not-" I stood up, trying my best to protest against these claims.

"Are you serious? Quit sexualizing her! I highly doubt that she is that much of a tasteless degenerate."

"Quit sexualizing her? I hear you nearly every night rubbing one out while moaning her name. You sexualize her so much more than I do."

Excuse me? What? That escalated quickly.

"I- But I- Well-" Arthur stammered, cheeks blazing red from embarrassment. "Well I never!"

"Please just stop!" I yelled. "I came over here to relax, not listen to you argue! Clearly, that isn't going to happen, so I'm just going to go home!"

I began to make my way towards the doorway, Arthur and Alistair protesting all the way. I was just beyond the doorway of the sitting room when I felt a strong grip on my hand yank me back into the sitting room.

"(Y/n), wait! Please don't go!" Arthur pleaded, his eyes wide and frantic.

"Man, I just wanted to have some tea and relax, not listen to you two talk about what you think is going on with my vagina at any given time or how you masturbate to the thought of me."

"I know! I know and I'm sorry." Arthur's grip on my wrist tightens as tears began to form in his eyes. "Please don't go! We'll behave! I promise!"

"I don't know-" I began, looking into Arthur's eyes. "I don't know how to feel about everything I just learned about how you two view me."

The grip on my wrist tightens and Arthur tenses up.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." He whispered. "Please don't hate me."

"I-" I take a deep breath and pry my hand away from him. "I'm sorry. I gotta go."

With that I ran away, not looking back. Hopefully, these two will get themselves together and quit acting like horny teenaged boys.

So this was less Yandere than I wanted. But I feel bad for nearly 2 years of nothing, so I'm going to post this. Maybe in the future I will redo this one.

#yandere hetalia x reader #yandere hetalia #yandere hws scotland #yandere scotland #yandere aph england #yandere hws england #yandere england #yandere aph scotland

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to-the-starlit-west · 4 months

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time for deranged hetaliaposting

I don’t agree with the assessment that the countries of Great Britain and the Republic of Ireland are brothers.

Here’s how I imagine it: England, Scotland and Wales are siblings. The Republic of Ireland is just some guy. And Northern Ireland is England and Ireland’s child of divorce. England has legal custody because when they divorced he had more money and power, but nowadays it’s more friendly and though NI lives with Dad England she sometimes hangs out with his other sort-of deadbeat Dad Ireland. Neither of them really want her, but she’s their kid so they try and work it out.

Cue dysfunctional fucked-up family relations. NÍ hates Ireland because he makes it very clear any time they do anything that he is sovereign and independent and that they’re not really family. Like Christ, she gets it, he has a government and she doesn’t, alright, alright. They beef nowadays over the stupidest shit, and can never admit how much they have in common. Scotland and Ireland sometimes speak in Gaidhlig and Gaeilge respectively to piss England off, letting on that they understand eachother. Nobody can get along, everyone lives in the city of their respective parliaments, but because Northern Ireland’s Stormont is currently … out of order she’s been rocking around the place hanging out.

here’s a handy diagram

names:

England - Arthur Kirkland

Scotland - Alistair Kirkland (the others call him Alby or Allie to piss him off)

Wales - Dylan Kirkland (

Ireland - Aindriú O’Hartnéide

Northern Ireland - Ireland calls her Laoise, England calls her Louise. She prefers just being called “North.”

#media: hetalia #i’m so sorry #hws ireland #hws northern ireland #hws england #hws scotland #hws wales #uk bros #i really like william and liam as northern ireland’s names but unfortunately she’s a girl so #but it’s grand sure #hetalia axis powers #aph england #yeah here we go #fight me (/lh) please don’t fight me #i am accepting of everyone’s opinions these r just mine #my art #fiach’s art

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thathetaliablogg · 2 years

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Sorry this is literally evil but in my head there’s an alternate, less fluffy version of my vampire Francis au where it gets dark as hell instead…. In the normal fruk-centric au Francis and Arthur settle down together and have a fluffy and goofy vampire/human dynamic where their exchange is basically just feeding each other hsndhshdjdn… but in THIS version of the au…. I was thinking more along the lines…. Arthur being the supernatural nut he is wanting Francis to drink directly from him instead of just extracting his blood with a syringe as they normally would… Francis warns him it’s dangerous but Arthur insists on it because it’s interesting for his research (but actually it’s mostly because it’s erotic) - however a freak accident takes place during one of these sessions, resulting in Arthur dying from blood loss. Francis freaks the hell out and runs, as far away as he possibly can, completely blaming himself and goes into hiding. Months down the line, an infuriated, vengeful and grieving Alistair Kirkland, has been rapidly improving his vigilante detective skills and is desperate to track down and kill whoever the hell murdered his baby brother. After months of tireless work, drawing evidence from Arthur’s apartment and all the extensive research on vampires he left behind, Alistair is able to locate Francis and……. Can’t bring himself to kill him. He beats the shit out of him, fully intending to go through with it, but as he raises a silver dagger over a very weak and frail Francis, images of the text messages that had been found on Arthur’s phone flash through his mind. Arthur loved this man that Alistair was about to kill. He could tell by the way his brother had wrote. He wouldn’t write like that for anyone else. Francis, terrified, watches this stranger put down the blade. He doesn’t know this strangers name, but he can see who he’s related to - same face - and Francis knows why he’s here. How will this end?! Is it the start of an unlikely friendship?!

#I considered having it become a scotfra au for a little while but that would be sooooo fucked up 💀#like imagine being arthur watching that shit from hell or whatever 💀💀#rambling #vampire Francis au

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kirklandsheartsecrets · 1 year

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This is just the place i needed to find! Just know you’re filling a niche that desperately needed filling. For my request, liiiiittle NSFW but how would the kirklands react to an SO who is pretty flirtatious, but when it comes down to act, will only “service” them; wont let it happen the other way around. They’re reason being they dont want them disgusted with him/her. Heavy i know, but thanks even if you dont see this.

First of all thank you !

I am so glad to hear that my blog is filling this niche space for someone !

I really hope i fullfill my job correctly <3

slight nsfw under +18

uk brothers II NSFW II s/o who's flirtatious but with a subtle twist

❥ when at diner around his brothers, your leg slides up to his slowly he doesn't really know how to get out of here. Your leg is slowly going higher every second stoping over his inner thigh and poking his growing bulge. Alistair leans over the table, so no one could see your leg, in between his thighs. He does a great job doing, so, no one notices but his attention is sporadic. Later only you got to do what you wanted desperatly to for more than an hour .

Everytime his arm slidded up to your waist or is hand would sneak to your inner thighs you would take over immediately, resulting in you often giving him blowjobs.

He wasn't against it, but he wished he could sometimes do the same to you in return. To his eyes, you deserved to be serviced as well and pleased.

Alistair once whispered to you, asking why you wouldn't let him do so. He wanted to make sure your boundaries are set and if needed, your fears cleared away.

❥ connor whispering you dirty words doesn't really work but the other way around does. Pretty easy for his s/o. It could be in public or just randomly through the day at home together. When you whisper right behind his ears about how you two needed some private time together now, he rarely hesitates. He is easy to service, he doesn't hold back much and knows you find pleasure in servicing him. Even if he does find a liking to staring straight up at you while your hand works his dick in rythmn, he still wants to pleasure you in a certain way. Make it kiss you while you're pleasuring him or pleasure you in a certain way at the same time, his mind had all kinds of thoughts possible.

When you mentioned your fear on how he would see you, he made sure to show you the opposite so you never refuse again.

❥ something about sean made you want to service him real badly. Something about his looks maybe ? Your boyfriend is handsome but in this odd way. Was it how his hand would ran up through his undercut, or that smile of his.. ? Or could it be his personality, hiding this handsome of his. It's when he stands in front of the doors, or when he is slightly laid against the wall crossing his arms, something makes you want to make your boyfriend pleased, and pleased in th e most embarrassing ways ever. Watch his hot face crumble down when you start humping his crotch.

His eyebrows starts to frown slightly as he stay concentrated on your ass sliding back and forth over him. His cheeks light up quickly but he keeps this serious face, getting slowly lost as he reaches his limit. Right before he wanted to please you as well, wondering when he could switch the roles and undress you right there and change your mind about your worried thoughts. A pretty face like yours deserved to be teased and pleased the same way.

❥ dylan gets the point of your touching pretty quick, the way youre facing him, touching his arms and smiling lovingly in his eyes, he knows. If you got him to sit down, quickly enough he could not refuse the usual lap dance treatment. He could cum right there just watching you, he won't count the number of button up shirts he broke out of excitment, being to eager about it.

When you mess up his hair, your hands sliding over to all the right places. He clearly wants to destroy you and end you in the most wild ways.

It would only be fair to pay you back for your hard work on him all the time right ? When you refuse he needs to know why, such a hot person like you wouldn't want or need him to service you.

❥ cuddling with arthur until you start kissing all over his neck, making sure he disturbed enough to take over. When the kisses suddenly go slower, lingering on the spots and you slowly go down to the object of your interest. He loves it and makes sure you take time doing it so, part of your flirtatious act for him. Always plucking your lips over your finger and staring directly at him and now you would pluck those lips around something else bigger.

By when your done kissing it all, he is hard enough, about to throw you over but you never let him do so, earning his desperation but your eagerness to please him is stronger. When he learns the reasons on why you never let him make you feel good, he listens carefully and gives you a chance to try it out, so you could figure out your needs with him.

#uk brothers #aph wales #aph england #aph northern ireland #aph scotland #aph ireland #hws wales #hws england #hws northern ireland #hws ireland #hws scotland #hetalia x reader #hetalia #hetalia headcanons

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