#also pj and sophie

[geniusphilester]

man pj gave some goods in his stream today (yesterday in the uk, i suppose)

dnp reaction to saltburn

about dan singing "turn it off" from book of mormon

#pj and sophie visited their house too #and of course they played board games but i don't have context for those #anyway i saw this on reddit #went to twitter to watch rips from twitch #and am now posting on tumblr #don't we love the modern internet #my ramblings #also pj and sophie

[lesbaurinkos]

we really need to have some more respect for our bravest warriors and by that i mean phil. can u imagine the agonies he went thru upon first receiving pictures of sister daniel and just having to live with it cause he was on a whole other continent? can u imagine his torment in this world? dyeing everything in the house green in a fit of madness would be the least i would do in his shoes. personally

#he's so strong hes so brave for enduring that. truly when u think about what he went thru (sister daniel) the green dye madness is normal. #in a way. in a way hes normal. i understand philip i understand #of course if the green was pre-halloween thats even funnier. im not sure which i will choose to believe #because its also incredibly funny to believe pj and sophie had to stage their intervention on account of The Green Adventure. so #but either way know that i do think hes our bravest soldier and we oughta have sympathy. for his woes. for his green woes.

[invisible-brandy]

scratch that, reverse it

#drafts #why do i just have a whole gifset i never posted in here #finished making this just as they posted the gaming video #what is phil saying help #also the random exchange of words???? #dan and phil #kickthepj #sophie newton #pj #dnp #dnp gifs

[yonpote]

if dan and phil got married do you think we’d even know? i feel like they probably wouldn’t share and it would be a very small event with only a few people? idk that’s just the vibes i get from what they’ve said about marriage… i think it would be funniest if they shared but only vaguely so we would forever have to wonder

honestly irl i would want it to be a very small event, like just family and even in the family just the ones that are actually close and its just a nice pleasant normal wedding

but the reception. they go all out its a full on rave at their fav bar that they rented out theres drinks theres coke theres poppers the whole nine yards and OFC this is the one they invite youtuber friends to but they all have to sign a contract that if they vlog, dnp will only be in 15% of your vlog maximum being seven minutes, and they cant say that its dan and phil's party but some other party and dnp just happen to be there

#important: its not an nda its a contract #they want youtubers and influencers to make it look like the most ballin party and not be able to say where they actually went #and now dnp have the upper hand. cuz lbr they wouldnt really care if it gets leaked #like sure twitter will be more annoying than usual bit other than that whatever #but now they have leverage over youtubers who want to content farm them #also pj is not a youtuber invite pj and sophie are of course invited to the actual wedding

[bitchontheprairie]

extract from Nacre by Sophie Robinson in The Poetry Review (Summer 2023)

#ow #sophie robinson cannot write a bad poem #also the pj reference 🥰

[toppedbykakuna]

AND A PHIL INSTAGRAM POST I CANT HANDLE THIS

#theyre BASICALLY SITTING ON EACH OTHERS LAPS #the way theyre all split into couples like its gonna be gab who accidentally says they went to a couples resort #and then we'll be dead #but km also dead from this collab #VIDEO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #GAB AND SEAN DAN AND PHIL PJ AND SOPHIE???? PLEASE 😭😭😭

[philsmeatylegss]

Dnp going on double dates always having me feel a certain way.

#like it’s one thing when they went with martyn and cornelia #but going with Sophie and pj who are just friends and not family/coworkers #it got me feeling #also they really in their 30s huh #they’re gonna become brunch gays #rae’s rambles #dan and phil #dnp

[beverage-cowboy]

It’s sad hort hours again, fellas

#sge #school for good and evil #his pajamas!!!😭😭😭 #just read beasts and beauty gaahh #beasts and beauty #he better be a greasy little simp in the movie that’s all I’m gonna say #hort of bloodbrook #his frog pajamas that Agatha stole #🥲🥲 #Agatha was not 💯 good for that particular reason #seriously Agatha give him back his pjs plz #the end of the sixth book!! Sophie doesn’t deserve him #also Nicola was kinda just a plot device gf but 😒 #gaah hort

[lesbiandanhowell]

I think the Uncut version of The Mind video PJ uploaded on Patreon is the greatest gift I have been given in this fandom. It's like the perfect video to just study them under a microscope because it is so unedited. You can just really see how they are in real life, especially also because they are with friends, within their comfort zone but outside of whatever little 'Dan and Phil' bubble they have.

Seeing the way Sophie interacts with Phil and responds to his mannerisms in a way that's so different to Dan. In general getting to see Sophie within this group of people who's mannerisms I know so well and how she fits in. The way Dan is so reactive to everything Phil does, and the way Sophie and PJ respond to their dynamic. The way Phil changes ever so slightly in this group, because especially him we barely ever see outside of interactions with Dan. Dan does projects on his own, with other people involved (Pride video, Dystopia Daily, ...) but Phil only ever really does videos by himself or with Dan and VERY occasionally with others. Seeing the way Dan and Sophie barely interact somehow, or only really subtly. PJ and Dan interacting in a way that feels so different than how Dan interacts with anyone else. The way dynamics we know so well (Dan and Phil / Sophie and PJ) are both different and the same. THERE IS SOMETHING SO DEEPLY FASCINATING ABOUT THIS WHOLE VIDEO TO ME

#sam talks #like fr if anyone wants to ramble about this video pls do because i have so many thoughts #dan and phil #kickthepj #sophie newton

[freckliedan]

Do you they think are ever coming out as a couple? I used to think no but like can you imagine them at 40 still refering to each other as friends lol

i mean i think they are out as a couple? and that it's impressive that they pulled that off without making a statement about it.

pj and sophie never had to announce that they're together, dan and phil shouldn't have to either.

but i've also been on wedding hill for over half a decade and nothing can possibly change my mind on it. so i think they may disambiguate further someday by announcing that.

also, yes??? i can picture them at that age calling each other friends? i refer to my husband as my friend occasionally. because we ARE friends?

& some people i know in my parent's age group or older refer to non married couples as friends often—i'm thinking of one woman in specific right now who would always refer to my mom's boyfriend as her friend, or to her own gentleman caller as her friend.

i do think she called my husband my boyfriend before we were married though i remember it being the less common phrasing on her part? but i KNOW she's not the only person i've known with those kind or speech patterns/sensabilities.

#we live in a vastly varied world which is a beautiful thing! #jam replies #anon

[pseudophan]

That's in Brighton! PJ collab! 🤞🏻

i like to think pj brought them there specifically to show them the fat balls sign. also yes collab pleaseeee actually can they play a board game with him and sophie pls

#answered

[goldenpinof]

pj mentioned dnp today on his stream. he said he and sophie went to their house for nye and played games. he also mentioned that on his bday during karaoke dan sang a song from the book of mormon lol

Book of Mormon the musical?

thank you so much for telling me. he also said that dnp watched Saltburn. i wish the streams had captions, so it would be easier to find timestamps, ehh

#christmas 2023 #kinda #pj

[ala2ilas-s]

Mason mount 🍒

With a bit of Joao Felix in it

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“Soo umm..”

“Yes he’ll be there.” Sophie didn’t even let me finish already knowing what I was gonna ask or rather who I was gonna ask about but my ego refused to take the hit.

“What you don’t even know who I was gonna talk about..” I tried to play it off but the way I stuttered and my cheeks heated up wasn’t helping my case. At all.

“Girl.. please.” She rolled her eyes and I just scoffed leaning back against my chair.

“Soap” Kai’s voice came from the front door followed by quick footsteps.

“Kitchen” Sophia replied with a small smile on her face and I held back from teasing how smitten she was.

“Hello ladies” came in Kai a few seconds later his face lighting up when he saw her.

“I brought a guest with me” he said giving Soap a quick kiss on her cheek before smirking at me.

Oh I do not like this.

“Who?” I asked him carefully already having a few guesses but not liking either.

“Oh you know just your favourite boy” he said not even trying to hide his smirk and shrugging innocently but that didn’t stop me from jumping on my feet “Oh hell you didn’t I’m literally in pyjamas I’m not ready to see hi— HI MASON” just as I was about to flee the kitchen a certain chocolate haired boy walked in.

Brown eyes immediately found mine and the way they sparkled caused butterflies to go crazy in my stomach and I quite literally walked backwards to where I was seating a minute ago melting into Sophia’s side extremely embarrassed, excited also trying to hide my pjs behind the table.

Soap patted my back shaking her head while she looked at Kai with amused eyes muttering something in German.

“H-hi” Mason mumbled in a shy voice his cheeks flushed.

How can he be this pretty?

“You forgot this in the car” Mason cleared his throat breaking eye contact with me to look at Kai. It was just then that I realised he had flowers in his hands.

“Oh yes sorry these are for you love” kai said giving Sophia the flowers and I was admiring the way they were looking at each other that I missed the blue roses in Mason’s hand.

“And um I got this for you” Mason said in a shy voice.

“Really?” That was not the best thing I could reply with which was probably why I could hear Kai and Sophia giggling behind me but I was too busy admiring the amused smile that crawled on mason’s face to care.

“Yeah I remember you said blue roses were your favourite the last time we watched corpse bride together and we saw these outside the flower shop. I couldn’t help my self.” He said scratching the back of his neck.

My heart did a backflip.

Also I don’t think I’ve seen him this red before.

I didn’t waste another second to jump in his arms hugging him tightly and he held me just as tight “thank you mase.” I mumbled and felt him nod gently squeezing my side.

“They have glitters on them.” He blurted out causing me to giggle and I finally got to have a good look at the flowers which indeed had cute glitters.

“They’re perfect. I love them Mason. Thank you again.” I gave him a big smile and with a slight skip in my steps I looked for a vase.

“How have you been Mase?” Sophia asked and Mason pulled out a chair across from us to seat but kai was quick to seat down on the chair Mason had just pulled leaving him with no choice but to seat next to me.

“Thanks mate” Kai said and I shook my head at him.

Real smooth.

With a confused frown on his face, Mason sat down. I could feel how close he was and the empty cup in my hand wasn’t helping much to hide my red cheeks anymore.

Conversion flew easily between the four of us and eventually my legs ended up on soap’s laps while she was leaned against Kai and mase’s chair was pulled much closer to me than the start of the afternoon his arm at the back of my chair.

Every time that I looked at him I’d find his eyes already on me neither of us able to hide our smiles.

“Well gentlemen as lovely as it’s been chatting with you we need to get ready for tonight.” Sophia said taking my hand.

“Oh it’s time for the best part of going out. Getting ready” soap sang dragging me up the stairs.

“Thats the best part? What about getting shit faced?” I said smirking.

“Okay maybe second best.”

I lost the count somewhere between fifth and ninth shots.

At least I achieved one of the goals of the night.

Getting shit faced.

Everything went to shit the moment I saw Joao at Chris’s house where we were having our weekly get togethers.

I was laid back on my little blanket just a few feet away from the lake I had found a while back enjoying the peace. This place has been my secret spot.. well until a ball rolled next to my foot followed by a boy apologising. He froze up when he noticed it’s me. I’ve seen him around a couple of times since we’ve moved here but never had the chance to introduce myself properly.

“Hi.” I said feeling shy under his eyes and he mumbled back a quiet hi waving awkwardly which caused me to smile. He was cute.

He grabbed his ball and opened to his mouth to say something but seemed to decide against it mumbling an even quieter see you around. In a moment of panic I blurted out “do you wanna join me for a bit?” Cursing myself for being so awkward.

His eyes sparked and I saw his real smile for the first time as he settled next to me with a good distance between us.

“Would you like a lollipop?” I giggled showing him my backpack full of lollipops and a beautiful laugh escaped his lips.

“They’re all cherry.”

A year later and I was holding back tears as Joao’s hands were cupping my cheeks looking at me with glossy eyes.

“I’m so proud of you amor.” He said kissing my forehead lingering a minute longer.

“Go live the life you’ve always dreamed of okay?” He whispered and I whipped a tear that managed to escaped his eye. Not trusting my own voice I just nodded trying to memorise every detail in his beautiful face.

“I love you.” I choked out and he smiled sadly at me hugging me tightly for the last time.

“te amo” he said kissing my neck.

It’s been years since I last saw Joao. Years since I left Portugal after living there for almost two years. while I held every memories close to my heart I had long moved on from Joao yet it came as a shock to see him at one of my closest friend’s house.

So I chose the not-exactly-smart-but-easy way of dealing with having my first love and the boy I really liked in the same room and got drunk.

Sophia knew the whole story which was a real help cause I could not deal with this on my own.

“Do you still have feelings for him?” Soap said taking a sip from her drink and I shook my head.

“It’s just weird seeing him and Mason together it’s like seeing my past and future at the same time. What I could have had and what I can have if I just find the courage to tell Mason how I feel” I drowned my drink rubbing my temples.

“Tell him.” Soap slurred filling up the cup in my hand. “There you go. Here’s the courage. Cheers.” She said proud of herself and I couldn’t help but giggle with her.

Our laughter seemed to gained some attention towards us.

“Please don’t throw up on my carpet.”

“Woah where did you come from?” Soap said looking at Christian who was in return looking at us like a disapproving father.

“To our lovely host.” I said lifting my cup and Chris’s eyes widened before he took the cups away from our hands.

“He’ey I was gonna drink to you mate.” I pouted and I’m pretty sure soap cursed at him in German but my drunk mind couldn’t focus on both of them. I could still tell that Christian was struggling to keep up his responsible facade tho, barely holding in his laughter. Glad we could be of entertainment.

“And I thank you for it.. mase.” My ears perked when Christian called out for him.

“Ah why don’t we give these two some room.” Sophia suddenly chipped in dragging Christian away and giving me not so subtle thumbs up.

“You having a good time love?” I heard his smooth voice and for a moment forgot about everything else, with my eyes closed I leaned my head against his chest and hummed contently.

“Do you want some fresh air?” He said softly brushing my hair.

“Yes please.” I mumbled in his chest.

Just as we were about to step into the garden my eyes caught Joao’s and I came to halt. I couldn’t read what he was feeling not anymore but the soft smile he gave me eased me a bit.

“You okay love?” Mason’s voice snapped me out of my haze and after about twenty minutes of seating on Christian’s pool seats making fun of his ridiculous Snow White dwarfs figures with Mason I sobered up a bit.

“Do you want me to get you a bottle of water?” He asked softly and I nodded mumbling a quiet please.

“You look well.”

“London’s been treating me well” I smiled at Joao standing a few feet away.

“I’m glad.” He said looking at the seat next to me, asking for permission silently to which I nodded.

“So what you doing here?” I asked him seating up straight to look at him.

“I live here now.” He said and I gasped. Blame it on the alcohol that I couldn’t mask my reactions.

He laughed shaking his head “no way Joao! How you liking it?” I asked crossing my legs my attention fully on him.

“Actually I love it. I can see why you’ve always wanted to live here.” He gave me a smile and I couldn’t tell if it was my imaginations but I swear I saw sadness behind his eyes.

“You look different.” I blurted out my eyes widening “I mean in a good way.” I quickly added.

“you too” He said softly looking away “in a good way.”

“I’m sorry we lost contact.” I whispered after a few minutes of silent and I heard him sighing.

“Me too, cherry.” He said and the old nickname made my throat close up slightly.

“I haven’t known him for long but I have a feeling he’s not bad.” He said and I looked up at him confused my eyes following his to where Mason was standing two bottle of water in his hands as he handed one to soap.

“Yeah he is not bad.” I said smiling.

“I’m happy for you and um I’ll be more than happy if you let me be a part of your life again.”he said.

The background scenery was giving me deja vu to the first time I met him even the pool seats had the same red and white stripes as the blanket I had that night at the lake.. but we were different people nothing about us was the same.

It was a fresh start.

I got up and hugged him. “Of course Joao. Of course.”

“Am I interrupting?” Mason asked in a small voice and I slowly let go of Joao.

“No mate.” Joao replied turning back to me. “I’ll see you around cherry.” And I nodded.

Mason slowly walked up to me with a cute confused frown on his face and I couldn’t stop myself from caressing the frown which caused him to relax immediately. My eyes traced every feature in his beautiful face. Butterflies going crazy in my stomach as he brought my palm to his lips and placed the softest kiss in the centre all while looking at me with so much adoration in his eyes.

That was enough courage for me.

“There’s something I’ve been meaning tell to you mase.”

———————————————————————let me know what you think about this one also if you’d like to be tagged in future posts :)

#mason mount #joao felix #kai havertz #christian pulisic #chelsea fc #mason mount x reader #mason mount imagine #mason mount imagines #mason mount one shot #joao felix x reader #joao felix imagine #joao felix imagines #joao felix one shot #football

[dnpbeats]

See this is what makes me doubt that dnp are still a couple. If Dan was really so deeply closeted and dealing with such extreme internalized homophobia that he wasn't even out to their close friends, then idk how they could have kept their relationship alive. Maybe Phil is just a more patient person than I am, but if my partner felt so ashamed of me that they kept me a secret from everyone in our lives for an entire decade, I would not have stuck around. Especially if I was out to people in my personal life and they weren't. If Dan was really acting like the thought of being with Phil was repulsive online AND pretending to be straight to literally everyone in their personal life while they were still together...then Phil must have had no sense of self worth lol. I don't think that's the case though. I think either they broke up in 2011 or Dan exaggerated how closeted he actually was. I lean towards the latter but what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️

okay maybe dan and phil are just built different but genuinely idk how they would have been able to stay living together/as close as they are if they broke up. like let's say they split in 2011, they would've had no real reason to keep living together, and frankly at that time no significant reason to even keep working together! like the bbc wanted just phil and he was the one who said he wanted dan to do the radio show with him. also we know from BIG they were still together when they started at the bbc

also while dan was more closeted out of the two, I think that people don't give phil a lot of agency in the situation and act like he was only closeted bc of dan, but imo that isn't the case. frankly if phil wanted to have come out before 2019 he could have. sure it would've made people talk but like that shipped (no pun intended lol) had long since sailed. phil coming out on his own would not have been "proof" of anything so long as dan was still in the closet. also since coming out dan is the one who has been saying things abt their relationship (in BIG + then in his press for YWGTTN and WAD) whereas phil hasn't said jack shit lol! I think that phil is a private person who knows when to shut his mouth

I also agree that d&p must've been out to some people in their lives as a couple (i.e. phil's family, wirrow and bryony, pj and sophie, ian and his wife maybe?). and who knows maybe Adam at some point as I do think they still saw him. but there was a long stretch of time between 2012 when they had just moved to London and were starting out a career with the bbc until when they came out (like im trying to say that just bc I think they weren't out to Adam in 2012 doesn't mean I think they weren't out to anybody ever between that time and 2019)

but I believe that d&p made the decision to be closeted (to most people) together. just because dan was more heavy on the denial I don't think that that indicates that phil wanted to be out and he was just going along with whatever dan was doing. like personally I agree that some of what dan said was a little intense (the grandma comment haunts me), but I don't think it was a situation where he and phil never had a conversation about how they were going to address questions about their relationship and then phil just woke up one day to see all this shit dan had said about him on the internet, yk?

#im sorry if none of this makes sense lol #ask #anon #dan and phil

[yonpote]

mr. pote please explain shoe ig story for the ignorant (me)

not much to explain other than. dan posted an instagram story of their shoes pressed together

ok i guess ill share a LITTLE context. around late january to early february 2023 was when dan was having a mini-break from touring for philly's bday before he had to hit the road for the non-uk european shows. the thing is, there were kind of a lot of complications happening wrt tickets, especially problems surrounding the iceland show, which dan had hyped up as where he was going to end the tour, and pj even mentioned on stream that he and sophie would possibly meet dan and phil there and have essentially a double date holiday! the day before the Shoe Pic, dan had announced that the iceland show was cancelled. he posted the cancellation on his story in icelandic, here is the english translation:

Sorry for the frozen people. Couldn't bring this show to your island this trip, that's all I can say for now. It's on my bucket list to be with you one day. I'll see you then.

he then posted an ig story where he seemed to be out on a walk that was quite self-deprecating on the fact that no one takes him seriously "in life, business, or the industry." it was just a bummer day for dan. so a few twitter phannies (back when there was a Little peace) thought to make an encouraging hashtag for dan, #weloveyoudan to show some appreciation for him when he really seemed to need it! (this also spawned an in-joke hashtag my good friend @editingz0ne made, #giveamazingphilnukes, that phil tweeted about 💀)

so the next day, when dnp had both posted while at an apex legends esports competition thing, we all kinda inferred that this was a lil date, possibly as another phil bday present (still his bday week) or as a lil gift to cheer dan up, or both! and then. he posted the fuckin shoe pic.

listen. idk how to explain it. it just. felt like something so weirdly intimate? like, no idea what the context is, other than theyre sitting in the back of a cab and took a photo of their shoes pressed together. and like one is clearly phil's shoe and the other clearly dan's shoe, and i assume theyre the same shoe size (do not tell me wikifeet ppl i dont need to know) and so they just. fit perfectly together. and all this was after the harrowing previous day, and after all that dan just decided to let us in on this picture that is so silly and not really anything and yet feels so personal? its like when we hear their alien language in the texting vids, or that they get fries every saturday and call it "fry-day". like its not a bit its not playing up a dynamic for a camera its just. THEM! its just them!!!!!!!! anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk on the dan and phil shoe photo taken on february 5th, 2023 by dan howell.

#myrambles #phan #i will also reblog relevant ig stories from danandphilupdates in a bit #or you can check all the stories on indepthbants youtube channel and their 2023 playlist #this is like... its so goofy i know but this was back when we were STARVED for content #we were living off instagram stories like phil hadnt even posted a video yet that year #the shoe photo fed us for WEEKS like please appreciate the abundance of content we get from them now #and if we were starving in 2023 you cannot even imagine 2020 dude #i wasnt even around but i can just tell phannies who went thru 2020 have a haunted look in their eyes

[brok3n]

⭑ ˙₊⁺𓈒 ࣪LOOKING FOR DISCORD 1x1 PARTNERS⭒ ִֶָ˙ 𓈒˙₊⁺

hi there! i’m looking for some new rp partners to write with on discord. i tend to write in third person paragraphs and ask that my partner does the same. also, please be 18+. under the cut are a list of parings i’d like and the bolded characters are who i would play. like this if you are interested!

american horror story:

mallory / michael, kyle / zoe, & violet / tate.

anyone but you:

bea / ben.

bottoms:

hazel / pj, isabel / josie, & brittany / isabel.

boys, the:

annie / hughie, kimiko / frenchie, & becca / billy.

bridgerton:

anthony / kate, edwina / frederick, violet / edmund, charlotte / george, benedict / sophie, penelope / colin, eloise / sir philip, & eloise / theo.

caraval:

scarlett / julian, donatella / legend, & evangeline / jacks.

corpse bride:

emily / victor.

daisy jones and the six:

daisy / billy, camila / eddie, lisa / warren, & karen / graham.

dc:

dinah / helena, harley / ivy, harley / flag, selina / bruce, diana / steve, & raven / beast boy.

disney:

tink / peter pan, belle / beast, jasmine / aladdin, rapunzel / flynn, tiana / naveen, ariel / eric, & anna / kristoff.

five nights at freddy’s:

vanessa / mike, chica / foxy, & charlie / elizabeth.

folk of the air:

jude / cardan & taryn / locke.

grishaverse:

alina / darkling, shadow summoner oc / darkling, nina / matthias, kaz / inej, & nikolai / zoya.

invitation, the.

evie / walter.

knives out:

marta / ransom.

lisa frankenstein:

lisa / creature.

mean girls:

janis / regina & cady / aaron.

never have i ever.

ben / devi, trent / eleanor, aneesa / fabiola, & lindsay / paxton.

once upon a time:

emma / killian & august / ruby.

percy jackson and the olympians:

annabeth / percy, sally / poseidon, & thalia / luke.

ready or not:

grace / daniel.

red, white, and royal blue.

henry / alex.

rick and morty:

jessica / morty, unity / rick, beth / jerry, & tammy / summer.

scream:

chad / tara, danny / sam, ghost face oc / ethan.

teen wolf:

lydia / stiles & cora / isaac.

vampire diaries:

hope / landon, lizzie / landon, lizzie / mg.

#discord rp #discord 1x1 #bridgerton rp #mean girls rp #marvel rp #the boys rp #rp #1x1 roleplay #1x1 rp