#also sometimes he’s just a bitch lmao

[wisteriagoesvroom]

all the PR training in the world could never beat the feral gremlin racerboy outta this man

#charles leclerc #cl16 #f1 #Melbourne GP 2024 #I love when the PR facade is simply not present lmao #this is totally the inner kid who pushed max off that track for no logical reason #he’s pure drive and fire and emotion at heart with fierce logic and intelligence layered on top #and that what makes charles so fascinating #imo anyway #also sometimes he’s just a bitch lmao #and I’m here for it

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[gyunikum]

Käärijä is ready to let cha cha cha go, I hope he can soon. Let Häärijä wear the yellow or green bolero, so that Käärijä can put more focus on his usual music, while also having the opportunity, time, and creative freedom to experiment to his heart's content. That way he can compartmentalize cha away into its folder, still perform it because it is the song that rocketed him into fame, and not grow to hate it.

(P.S. My liege, pls feed me I crave your bangers)

#ngl im getting bored of it too #i need NEED more music from Käärijä i need the bangers that slap me around #and i will return to cha cha cha sometimes and welcome it like an old friend #i mean he did say that they listened to it a million times and still found it fun and thats (also) why they chose it #but he's allowed to get tired of it #just hope he can have a say in it -- he's at his best when he does what he wants but this type of freedom is not common in the mainstream #there are a few paths ahead of him #i want him to choose the path that will make gim the happiest #he found his audience who will fiercely support him through all because they all want the best for him #käärijä #it is morning i have a migraine im hot and i havent had my coffee yet #i like Käärijä is all #seeing all the videos from last night made me mushy even though some made me kinda uncomfortable lmao #im a back row bitch

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow. #i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'') #though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl #and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him #so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker] #in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird'' #but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not #an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol #even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough #and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is #lackadaisy #oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job] #it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but #points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously #and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that #wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j. #that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch. #[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] #and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash #also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh #numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache'' #and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes) #900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't

[lucy-ghoul]

one thing that must be said about coriolanus and katniss is that they both share such a snarky inner voice that despite the seriousness of thg saga (especially mockingjay - the last chapters almost reduced me to tears, it was that heavy) it made me chuckle more than a few times

#coryo is such a petty bitch tho sjehdhdh #there are interesting similarities but also very stark differences! #1. they both have an obvious fixation on food and their growth was somewhat stunted by malnutrition #2. they both have a special memory token from one of their (dead) parents and are emotionally distant from the other #3. they're both survivors (katniss even describes snow in mockingjay as 'the consummate survivor') but coryo relies on his charm and cunning #(a lot of what he shows outwardly is a carefully trimmed performance) #while she's a born hunter and also quite smart but not a planner (actually i'd say katniss can be quite impulsive sometimes) #but she's also forced to perform (in completely different circumstances and a life or death situation) #and i think that's one of the reasons snow thinks everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. he's projecting #the major difference so far is obviously that coryo is such a snob asshole lmao #but... unpopular opinion: he doesn't start as evil incarnate and i don't understand how people could come out of tboas with this take #that's the point! he gets corrupted by his own choice #but the boy he used to be (as much as he was a capitol born and bred elitist not exactly endorsed #with a huge capability for emotional depth and human warmth) would be horrified by a lot of the crimes he committed later in his life #so far he's just an annoying teenager. emotionally stunted and not very sincere but not an evil guy by any means #anyway both his and katniss' sarcasm are a++ #val rereads thg #val speaks #val rambles in the tags #txt

[noinobonoto]

I really dislike it when people make wei wuxian dumb in fanfics just so other characters seem smarter

Ofc it's fanfiction so it doesn't really matter and I firmly believe anyone is allowed to write even the most ooc bs ever because that's what fanfics are for, to do whatever the hell you want, so that's a slight to no one and just me putting my thoughts out there

So yeah, I'm not saying wei wuxian has to be the smartest, the genius and the prodigy, especially if it's not about him, but he IS very intelligent and making him act stupid and not in a playful way but in serious situations where he is making things worse or depending on others to explain obvious things to him is really weird and feels as if an author either didn't understand his character or just doesn't like him

And again, it's weird for me bc all the time I'm saying that fanfics are for writing whatever you wish but at the same time... sometimes I just want to complain a bit about things I hate 😅

#mdzs #wwx #wei wuxian #i love him a lot and he is a very smart boy #also saw a tweet today that many people actually don't like wei ying all that much and I'm like no way 😟 #ofc not everyone will like him #that's obvious for every character ever #but the post made it seem like compared to other main mxtx characters he is less liked #idk if that's true but if it is i want to know why?? #is it bc of his canon character or some fanon misinterpretation? or just the main character syndrome #bc i won't lie there are some shows where i dislike the main character just bc they are the main character #and my side bitch isn't getting all the attention #bloom winx club that one is for you #that's like half a joke lmao but it is like that sometimes when you like side characters more #but i love wwx so much and it's hard to imagine him being unlikeable #that's not to say that the making him stupid thing is only for ppl not into him #bc I've seen it happen in wwx-centric fics as well #yeah.... not a fan #and that's enough existing on the internet for today

[welcometoteyvat]

read baizhu’s stories. he wins for most balanced character of all time

#and i mean this in terms of lore vs plot relevance and personality traits #i still haven't pulled him but thats fine (coping) sigh he's so idk enriched as a character #like his stories are obv focused on. well himself but they have a lot of nice lore details like his contract w changsheng and some immortali #immortality mentions ig. idk how to describe it also the elaboration on the r/ship between life and death >>>>>> #can't believe he goes to dinner at wfp sometimes lmao?? him and hu.tao be like 'cant stand this bitch 1 min later me and the bestie' /jjjjjj #just kidding i could never water down a nuanced relationship to a joke meme #when they mentioned how he hu tao and zhongli come together and only truly meet heart to heart when conducting last affairs... good stuff #anyways i like him. please come home now i dont want to have to go to 80 pulls for you #back to the lore relevance its nice that his story quest also elaborated on like how god remains affect people and callback to the chi of yo #yore world quest wayyy back #think im pretty satisfied for how his character personality etc turned out after 2 yrs of waiting like some of the hate was so bad lol just #bc of qiqi's stories but like his stories did a nice balance between selfless but sees all transactions as useful ones and does good but wit #with knowledge that it will also benefit his own reputation and image. selfishly selfless search for immortality clever but caring etc etc #he's got a solid head about him and now i want in depth character analysis fics when there are none on ao3 pensive pensive #ramblings! #baizhu

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

was going insane at a friend last night now I need to research transness in the 70s and all that fun stuff so I can be fully unhinged and maybe actually write smth for once instead of being haunted by visions

#grem screams #I love history #I love reading and learning about the past and the people #I love seeing the way things have changed the way things reflect and parallel and diverge #I also just really like queer history #I love learning about the ways people existed and shit #idk theres just smth so cool about people in spaces that aren't really talked about in regular history classes and like learning about them #I might be a lil cringe boy art student who cant help but romanticize shit because hes full of feelings but idk it got me feeling #sometime of way #idk lately ive been feeling like I cant quite find the words to describe what I am I just know I am what I am #and that often people just get it or they dont lol #ngl this all started off as me vague posting about wanting to write a trans genda scout from tf2 fic and getting wya too invested in how #that would work logically bc it needs to be accurate #it needs to be a journey!!! #and I want it to be in charater #but im also a lil bitch for angst lmao #im also a nerd lmaooo that and its hard for me to write things dow n with out it sounding wrong or just not right you know? #it feels wholly too earnest and cheesy to my own ears and it makes me shrivel up like a popcorn left in the oven #uh anyway I think trans scout is neat actually and I would love to see more explorations into it guess im gonna attempt to be the change I #wanna see in the world lmao #idk hes just so easy to grab and dunk into the #world is fuck being different is hard give 200 dollars sauce you know? #veeerrrry easy to project onto the trans angst is he is like sponge and I am a vicious liquid #and he has daddy issues lmao apparently arcording to my very small sampling size that tends to happen side by side #and idk I think it would make sense for scout to just straight up not know a lot of shit he gives #me when I was in middle school and I thought it was funny to trick people into thinking I was a guy even tho I was totally a girl /sarcasm #he gives deep in the denial sauce but also totally extremely uncomfy when people find out and getting unreasonably happy when hes called si #but ahahaha nooo im totally a girl haha and just feeling more awkward now #lmao #sorry for the rambling lmao idk if this is accurate for his charater I do think him being trans could be a fun thing to just explore and sh

[mushroom-for-art]

Another movie au silly XD probably takes place after the incident, imma be real I feel like they've done some kind of drugs or girls night just hits different one of the two! Anywhos @oogaboogaspookyman ur boi is getting to enjoy girls night good for him, this one's more dialogue heavy

Girls Night and Serious Questions

May's tail swayed and swished softly as she rested comfortably on some cushions on the floor of her actors' room leaning back against a beanbag for back support. The pink strawberry scented face mask was cool on her skin as were the cucumber slices on her eyes as she exhaled peacefully with some quiet background music for ambience. She raised a hand carefully, taking a cucumber slice from a bowl and putting it in her mouth, crunching it with satisfaction.

"I don't think you're meant to eat the slices off your face May."

The monochromatic two commented, he was also wearing a face mask. It was blue and blueberry scented with cucumber slices over his eyes, he was also lounging comfortably, tail swaying in contentment.

"I know that's why I sliced extras," her voice was sing song like as she carefully rattled the bowl for him to hear, "you know you wanna crunchy crunch on a cucumbee~" He snorted a soft laugh but reach out clumsily finding the bowl and taking a slice happily popping it in his mouth with a grin as she lightly gasped to herself, "He got the cucumberrr."

"Yes he dooo~"

The other two singsonged back and sighed.

"Gosh this is nice, and you say you and Matt try to do this once a week?"

"Yup, sometimes we make little fruit salads with slices and chunks of all kinds of fruits. God it's so good, unfortunately I didn't have any fruit in so we got cucumber masks and unhealthy snacks. Peak girls night material." the other two snorted in soft laughter.

"Girls night Girls night."

He playfully chanted before settling back into a comfortable quiet.

"So, I heard your manager had a baby?"

He queried too curious not too.

"Yup, indeed she did."

"I heard she had it naturally?"

"Al dente indeed yea, no cloning, didn't know that could happen."

He hummed softly in agreement.

"What does that mean for you then?"

"Uh, my manager is more busy than usual and I'm probably gonna have to babysit I guess."

He made a soft ah sound as he chewed the inside of his mouth.

"Does it bother you?"

"What you mean?"

"Well, you and your manager have a complicated uh relation to one another."

"Yea she's cloned from me."

"And she had a baby, does that mean you could too?"

May went quiet and thoughtful before clumsily stretching a leg to try to kick or at least nudge the other two.

"Why? Wanting to get me pregnant or something ya dork, you're an absolute pervert." Her voice was entirely playful and jokey.

"Hey!"

He reached to nudge her back.

"That is slander my good woman I hope you have a good lawyer that is not why I was asking!"

His tone was mostly mock offended easy in nature as they continued to lightly kick and nudge the other with May giggling softly.

"I just meant like, is that something you could see happening for you down the line?"

"Girl time really unlocking the deep personal questions, what is girls night if not for crimes and personal stuff I guess." May laughed softly before humming in thought, "I dunno, I don't, think about my future a lot, but I can't really see myself with a kid personally I'm not responsible enough for that."

"You take care of Matt don't you."

He joked playfully as she mock gasped in joke offense at him being right.

"Yes but that's differentt, he's my optional pest whereas a baby is full time pest." the two snorted out loud giggling and kicking his feet a bit at May referring to her hypothetical child as a pest.

"You're so mean to your babyyy."

He joked as she laughed.

"Fuck them kids."

He snorted a laugh as she started to giggle.

"Fuck them kids."

He repeated, laughing to himself at the absurdity.

"What about you huh, babies on your bucket list? I can see you settling down eventually with a lovely woman," she nudged him playfully with her foot, "you two could make a cute little baby."

"You two?? Me and who??"

He asked, completely baffled.

"Your wife!" she boldly started giggling as he made more confused noises.

"What wife?? Where is this wife?? Show me this woman?"

He playfully demanded as she laughed and giggled harder.

"I dunno! She's somewhere! You'll find her and you'll luuuuuuv herrrr. And I can make jokes about stealing your pretty wife."

"You can't have her, she's mine."

"I could seduce her from you."

"Is that why you picture me with a wife so you can steal her from me?"

"Yes."

He playfully kicked at her laughing at her weirdness.

"You are so bizarre!"

She laughed as well saying, "I knowww, Its just me getting you back for stealing my drinks, you're a horrid little coffee thief I'm a horrid little wife stealer." He snorted loudly, absolutely howling and hollering as he kicked his leg into the floor.

"THAT IS IN NO WAY EQUAL EXCHANGE YOU CRETIN?!?!"

"YES IT IS BITCH!" She yelled laughter in her voice as he cackled.

"You are positively insane."

"Thank youuu," She snickered.

"Not a compliment!"

"I'm taking it as one you fuck!" She laughed as he let out a laugh like exhale as he ate a cucumber slice before asking.

"So, if I got a husband you'd steal my husband because I drank your drinks."

"Hmmmmmm….I dunnoooo….cause like…" She moved her hand limping her wrist, "but also like it depends. How hots your husband." He made a confused sound.

"What the hell are you on about? I heard you move but I can't remember."

"Oh yea." She laughed at her mistake, "so like, girls."

He made a hum of agreement bringing his hands to his stomach.

"Yea, girls."

"I like girls."

"..oh.."

She didn't catch his disappointed tone, "but also sometimes like, boys."

"Oh? So like, both?"

His tone slightly intrigued.

"Sometimes? I don't know like attraction and orientation hard, I flip flop a bit because I'm not sure, I go yea I like both, then I go ages without like feeling attracted to guys so hm maybe just girls but then ohoho a cute guy so like 80% of the time I'm like woman and 20% I'm like but that dude though, ya know?"

"Hm, I understand what you're saying, yes. Have you, seen any attractive guys in a while?"

She made a noise humming for a while her tone going strange saying, "I mean yea but it's whatever." She made a pft sound waving off her hand, her tail thumping the floor softly, "You thirsty? I'm thirsty, imma make milkshakes, you want milkshake?"

He chuckled to himself as he lifted a cucumber from his eye to watch her hurry past him, smiling a bit to himself. He could push and tease about it as he could tell she was embarrassed, but, then he might not get a milkshake.

"Yea I'll have the one you're having."

"You can have your fucking own!" He snorted softly.

#My writing #Mewtwosona May #@oogaboogaspookyman ??? #@oogaboogaspookyman oc #Girl night girls night girls night #Omg ??? You can't just ask a girl if she thinks she's gonna have kids XD #May just lmao why gonna get me pregnant? Bitch? Pervert? #I am not confirming if she meant him or not #May out here planning to steal his hypothetical wife #Lmao does May mewtwo is gay? Study say yes in recent article the people of majority-I can't remember the rest of the does Bruno Mars is gay #Sorry ??? May is a little gay bean #But also like me sometimes she see a guy and go 👀 #Doesn't really know her own sexuality #Meanwhile matt is just in the background like gay gay homosexual. Ngl he probably had a crush on ?? At one point #Also this is not me shooting down the joke ship because I actually really like it!! XD #This isn't me pulling the um well actually card this is me going hi I didn't know how to bring up her sexuality before so here's jokey fic #She's gay but only sometimes XD sometimes she's straight XD she is a confused little bisexual #Ngl canon dealing with ??? May looks at movie May and goes BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?! #Like HIM?? FR?? HM?? AND UR /FRIENDS/?!?!?! THIS SOME BULLLSHIT #Also again I think they might be on drugs or its honestly just the girls night vibes making them feral and giggly #Fungal Spooks Studio

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

throwback to when someone got mad and blocked me for ranting in the tags of their post abt how making stede nice to izzy for the sake of steddyhands or stizzy content is ooc (which is totally fair, i didnt have to go off on their post, i probably shoud've just left them alone) but like

this is the HARMLESS thing i get mad abt. this is literally me being annoyed and petty over something stupid. i rant abt it bc it's nice to rant abt something the fandom does that annoys me but isn't like, actually a big deal. i dont ship stizzy or steddyhands or anything so it's not like i'm looking for in-character fics abt those ships and getting mad i cant find them. i'm not dying on this hill, i'm just standing on it yelling for a while until i get bored

#txt #mine #og #ofmd fandom crit #stede bonnet #izzy hands #steddyhands #stizzy #the real problem i have with stizzy content is i just dont care about it at all. #if ur gonna do it tho i feel like u should do stede justice?? #like a GENUINE enemies to lovers not ''stede decides to pamper izzy for no reason even tho he hates izzy so fucking much'' #however. my real problem with steddyhands content is the fics that make ed more violent/abusive than he is in canon #and also all the fics that brush off ed's trauma for the sake of coddling and babying izzy #like oh we're ignoring the protagonist of color to focus on the feelings of the white antagonist?? lmao alright. i see you. #and i DO talk abt these things. ive talked abt them a LOT #but it's nice sometimes to just. focus on and be mad abt something stupid #stede bonnet is a bITCH and he HATES IZZY HANDS #if u make him nice to izzy right off the bat im like Who The Fuck Are You And What Have You Done To Stede Bonnet #this is a personal pet peeve i dont think this is problematic or anything it just mildly annoys me. which is FINE!!! #ppl like different things it does not actually matter if i think u have bad taste. u probably think i have bad taste! it's Literally Fine.

[sonippep-hohu]

I am so sorry Pizza Tower friends but I am one of those ppl who babify Feppi/Bruno, I'm so so sorry

#Im a coward I dont really do horrorific stuff #maybe sometimes!! I will explore just how unsettling fake pep is #but I am one of those bitches that makes him a cute baby thats kind of creepy #and I apologize but I'm just a softie lol #“he's the best guy aroooound--” #“what about the time he tried to eat Peppino-- it was nearly murder--” #“WHAT MURDAAAAAAAAAAAA?~” #this should be no surprise I also babygirled Noise and Noise is stinky in canon lmao #holds my face #im so sorry (kind of not? but I apologize anyway) #pizza tower

[hellguarded-moved]

𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄  [ … ]   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄,

bold what applies - italicise sometimes.  repost,  don’t reblog.

fights honourably / fights dirty

prefers close - quarters / prefers range

chats during / goes silent

low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance

attacks in bursts / attacks steadily

goes for the kill / aims to disarm / fights defensively / strikes first

is provoked easily / provokes their opponent / teases

gets visibly frustrated / shouts while attacking

uses strategy / focuses on the battle / experiences conflicting thoughts during battle

rushes in recklessly / tries to read their opponent before engaging

fights wildly / fights calmly / fights apathetically / fights with anger / fights with excitement

fights because they have to / fights because they want to

fights without regard to wounds / runs away when wounded / hides wounds / takes a blow to protect another

prefers a blade / prefers a gun / prefers hand to hand combat / prefers a bow / prefers a shield / prefers a personalized weapon / prefers magic, alchemy or spells

their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional

transforms for battle / fights as they appear

relies on strength / doubts their strength / relies on speed

uses everything they have / proceeds with caution / hides their full potential

exhausts quickly / has high stamina

behaves arrogantly / brags after landing a hit / belittles their abilities

uses psychological tactics / uses brute strength

avoids civilians / strikes down civilians

damages surroundings / avoids damaging surroundings

signature fighting style / makes it up as they go

mastered skill - set / learning their skill - set

fancy footwork / sloppy footwork

messy fighter / elegant fighter

accepts defeat / refuses defeat / begs for mercy

compliments their opponent / insults their opponent

uses unnecessary movements / moves efficiently / barely moves

prefers to dodge / prefers to block

defends their blindside / has no blindside / leaves blindsides vulnerable

uses all available advantages / strictly uses one main method

plays around / holds back / fights ruthlessly / shows mercy

waits for an opponent to be ready / strikes when opponent isn’t ready

fears death / fears pain / fears killing

has ptsd / avoids fighting

has lost a fight / has won a fight

has killed / refuses to kill

wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

tagged by:  @corrchoigilt​

#notes. ( “CERBERUS” ); #// thank for the tag skelly. ♥ i'll do talon for liri's tag gfjkjgfk #// once one of my clients if u wanna call it that had her dog nearly tackle her down and she went like 'god he's like a tank' and i'M LIKE #// YEAH IG #// anyway i love ig in battle and i wish he wasn't so Tired of it so i could indulge in it more #// he's gone through a lot of life phases during e.g. looking back at his youth he was far more feral and merciless #// nowadays he's just 'pls stop i could crush you and i don't want to' #// he takes forever to provoke to fight and he will do his damnest to make it not happen because he KNOWS #// he can be ur angle. or yuor devil. #// by which i mean he can be either the unstoppable force or the immovable object #// n i guess it depends what kinda defeat we talking here. if it's like a friendly duel he has enough dignity to just Take It b u t #// otherwise #// he'll fight for as long as he has to. for as long as he has a reason to or a cause. and he also won't back down if he's defending #// someone. bitch will literally rather die #// similiarly if it's a friendly bout he tends to act a bit more arrogant because he knows it's all in good fun #// also. claps. 'fears death' lmao that's a fun one. #// it's not even related to killing/fighting it's related to the fact that he once had an encounter with death who forced him #// to experience physical aging as a threat and hmmmm that rly got to him lmao #// it's kinda wild when ur immortal n then that happens. so ye #// also tries to not cause any collateral damage but sometimes that's unavoidable. #// idk!!!! i could talk about this for hours

[sk3l3t0n444]

ok read all of the tags before coming at me

#i just wanted to talk in the tags #but like part of me hates that theres so much positivity for cluster b disorders #no no no hear me out #like i dont have empathy and im better than everybody because of it like i dont give a fuck if im “still a good person” #like no bitch im the best at being the worst and everybody should hate me because im better at being worse than they are #anyways i think i have npd #also all the positivity helps me sometimes like when i feel like im destined to be nothing but a shit person #but rn i am better than everybody else and if you agree with that then im hoing to tell you to gtfo #cuz i have to be the only one who is right in thinking im the best #and if you tell me im not better than everybody that will just fuel my ego because that proves that im right and youre wrong #i should not be allowed in public lmao #usually its not this extreme but like im a little fucked up rn #i keep trying to save people who dont think they need to be saved and it makes me angry as shit #like IK hes 28 and can handle shit himself but i need to fucking save him because he wont help himself damnit #if you want things done right you have to do them yourself #and so ill march my ass all the way ovwr thwre and save him myself #i wanna go tf to bed now #anyways i am on a damn high rn just from my own ego and i love it <3 #anyways imma go to bed now #good night queers and peers

[gobbluthbutagirl]

like when i first started at target(august 2021) there was the store director, hr guy, opening lead, closing lead, market lead, fos lead, specialty sales lead, starbucks lead, asset protection etl, and pml. and then the fos team lead quit like 2 months later(october 2021). then they randomly promoted this other girl to “floating gm lead” which was allegedly a temporary position that they had available for some reason(november 2021). then they hired fos lead #2(november 2021). then the pml quit and they replaced him with another pml who we technically shared with another store(circa december 2021/january 2022). then fos lead #2 quit(may 2022) and they moved the “floating gm” girl to fos to be fos lead #3. then the ap etl quit(august 2022) and they replaced him with a guy who let’s just say was the reason for the word assclown. and hr guy bizarrely got promoted out of the store and they moved the specialty sales lead(my favorite lead) to hr to replace him(august 2022). and the closing lead(my other favorite lead) also got promoted out of the store(august 2022) and they replaced her with a 20-year-old who really kind of did not know what he was doing. and they also promoted this girl who had zero experience in specialty sales to be the new specialty sales lead(august 2022). then fos lead #3 quit(october 2022) and instead of hiring a new fos lead they promoted a 21-year-old guy to be a second closing lead because the original guy they promoted was struggling too much(shocker!). and they decided the specialty sales lead(who ALSO had zero experience in fos) would just also handle fos for the timebeing. then my favorite lead left because his husband got promoted which meant they were moving across the country(january 2023). and i quit almost immediately afterwards(february 2023) so i don’t know what happened next. SAD! but anyway the only original leads left from when i started at that point were the store director, the market lead, the opening lead, and the starbucks lead, two of whom were certified Not Good and one of whom was comically out of touch to the point that he really should not have been allowed to run that store

#as for the rest that were there when i left… #my feelings towards the starbucks lead were neutral to positive #i liked the pml but since we shared him with another store i barely ever saw him #literally HATED the new ap etl. irritating as fuck sat on his ass all day & i heard through the grapevine he got caught drinking on the job #i never even met the new hr lead just spoke to her on the phone so i’m neutral towards her #combination ss/fos lead had MAJOR problems. that’s the bitch(sorry women) that told me i had an attitude problem & never spoke to me again #and she was supposed to be my direct lead and also mentor or whatever and she just straight up stopped speaking to me forever LMAO #i liked the 20-year-old closing lead but since he was literally 20 it was physically impossible for me to take him seriously as a lead #and the 21-year-old closing lead was a MAJOR pain in the ass sometimes. kind of like if the original hr guy(who i hated) was straight #so yeah…it was time for me to leave!!! #my job wrapped