#also yes i will spread speedster love propaganda

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Someone hurt Barry vs someone hurt Wally.

Barry

Barry: *gets knocked the fuck out*

Batman: not our ray of sunshine!?

Superman: how dare you!

Wonder woman: I'm getting his wife.

Green arrow: I'm getting Hal

Aquaman: *calling J'onn for medical center to ready a bed for the flash*

Iris, in a pencil skirt and heels: THAT'S MY MAN YOU FUCKING THREW INTO A WALL, I I HOPE YOU HAVE LIFE INSURANCE!?

Hal: go get him girl boss I got our boy! Cut his dick off for me!

Wally

Wally: *same thing*

Batman: not my son in law!?

Superman: why do you guys go after the Flash, go after me!?

Wonder woman: so do I call Dick or Iris?

Aquaman: uh, maybe Barry?

Green arrow: no, no, Hal, he's worse when it comes to his nephews and nieces.

Hawkgirl: so, ah, bad news Barry is watching the live feed if this and called Dick, Roy, Donna, Garth, Iris, Hal, and Canary along with the batkids.

Green lantern: welp this job is done, I'll take him to medbay.

Batman: I didn't get him in time.... Agent A I need a new passport and identity my kids are going to kill me.

Green arrow: and Iris, don't forget Iris.

Batman: *remember mama bear talk Iris and him had about Wally gets hurt and he doesn't stop it in time* ... Agent A scratch that, I need to go to space.

#wally west #barry allen #birdflash #barryirishal #halbarry #Batman #Superman #wonder woman #aquaman #green lantern #hawk girl #jl #titans #I'm not tagging them all so uh there #it's 2am rn give me slack #also yes i will spread speedster love propaganda #iris doesn't need to be a hero fuck with her husband and nephew turned son and she'll destroy you #barry is poly it's canon because i say so #my brainrot is your brainrot now