#and I didn’t know I was stealing him

[thebitchesterbrothers]

„Nobody leaves this room until we’ve found my ring!“

Oh, great. Ava needs to be at the other end of the campus for her next class in fifteen minutes.

„Is he serious right now? It’s not our fault he lost his stuff.“ Doug, one of the other students dramatically rolled his eyes.

„Oh come on, have some sympathy. It’s probably antique and ridiculously expensive. Just help him find it and we can all be on our way.“

Just five minutes ago Ava was listening to Professor Gadlings lecture about early modern drama when he noticed the lack of his ring. One of the braver students had once asked him about his kind of uncharacteristically flashy ring he was sporting on his left hand.

The professor was known on campus as a very down-to-earth guy, almost suspiciously normal. Wearing cozy and practical clothes he always gave off the impression of a perfect son-in-law. In Ava’s opinion there was still a kind of mysterious aura about him but she never managed to put it into words. Not too much was known about him despite his cheery and social behavior.

It all added to his attractiveness. If one was into middle aged history professors…so basically at least half of the class had a crush on Mister Gadling and Ava surely was a leading member of the unofficial Dr. Robert Gadling fan club. For academic purposes only, of course.

That particular ring however didn’t seem like something the man would buy for himself. It was gold, beautifully carved and had a massive ruby embedded in the center of it.

It was just a touch too flamboyant for their professor that there had to be a story behind it.

But all he would give them as an answer was a sly smile and a cryptic comment about „how Shakespeare would die of jealousy if he could see him now.“

Said ring was now missing. When Gadling noticed his bare finger all hell broke loose.

Running his hands frantically through his hair, pulling it into a tight ponytail only to undo it seconds later. Crawling under his cluttered desk and painfully bumping his head in the process.

For a minute or two it was admittedly funny to watch the man sweat but now Ava just felt sorry for him. If she’d own such an obviously expensive piece of jewellery she would freak out too. Maybe it was an old family heirloom of some kind. The man owned all kinds of weird historic stuff, that much was for sure.

And apparently now they all had to help him find it if they wanted to leave this room anytime today.

So this is how Ava finds herself now on the surprisingly clean floors of lecture hall number five, looking for a shiny piece of metal along with her classmates.

Gadling seems to slowly but surely drift off into panic mode, spurring them on while turning every pocket of his trousers inside out, his hair sticking in every direction like one of the cartoon characters from her childhood. A mad scientist indeed.

“It has to be in this room! Keep looking! I can’t go home without it…and believe me when I say we’re all going to have a terrible night of disturbing dreams if we don’t manage to find it!” What is that supposed to mean, please?

Just as he’s about to flip his desk - yes, the very heavy and very antique looking desk - an unfamiliar voice breaks the chaotic atmosphere.

“Are you looking for something specific, professor? You seem quite distressed.”

And if Mister Gadling appeared ‘distressed’ before he’s outright shocked now.

In front of the old oak door leading into freedom - Ava can’t wait to finally leave this madhouse - stands the most gorgeous and posh looking goth prince she’s ever seen. Damn, those cheekbones alone are to die for, but his voice…dark, soothing, absolutely mesmerizing. The man looks regal even in a place that is anything but. That long flowing coat is a bit much though.

“Oh. You. Are here.” What happened to her eloquent professor?

“Indeed I am, Hob.” Hob? What kind of nickname is that?

“I mean why? Why exactly are you here? It’s just that you never visited before.”

Ava crawls back from under her chair to not miss a minute of whatever the hell this is.

She swears that Gadling - Hob, she remembers - starts to blush like a shy school girl. Who is that man that makes her professor lose his cool?

Meanwhile the rest of the classroom stopped the search for the ring, instead staring without shame at the play in front of them.

“My duties prevented me from visiting one of your lectures. I apologize for that. But you missed something of great value this morning. I thought you might want it back.”

And with that emo king (Ava really needs to find out that man’s name) calmly walks towards her professor, completely unaffected by his nosy audience.

Once he reaches the other man he gently takes his hand, opens it … and places a ring into his palm. Not just any ring, no.

The ring that “definitely has to be in this room”, as Ava recalls professor Gadlings voice. So much for that.

The stranger looks clearly amused at mister Gadlings obvious embarrassment.

“You left it next to the sink after washing the dishes. Then you realized how late you were and forgot to put it back on. I had to stop Matthew from hiding it under his pillow.”

Did Gadling have a cat? That man would surely get a cat and name it Matthew.

Gadling looks as relieved as he looks stressed by now.

“Thank you. I may have overreacted a bit.”

More than a few students agree on that but are too smart to make a comment.

That dark dream of a man fondly tucks a strand of hair behind their professors ear and wow, what’s happening? Ava tries to be as silent as possible to not ruin this moment. Her friends will never believe her.

Apparently Gadling finally found his voice again.

“You came all this way just to…”

“To take your wedding ring where it belongs, husband.”

And with that he places an almost chaste kiss on the other man’s lips and abruptly turns around to leave the - absolutely stunned and silent - room. Everyone is openly staring at poor mister Gadling now. Ava is pretty sure she saw one of the younger students filming or at least taking a picture of the whole thing. She’ll have to ask for evidence.

“Okay listen. None of this ever happened. You saw and heard nothing. Thank you for your help. Goodbye.”

Gadling quickly dismisses his students and almost flees the lecture hall.

Days later Ava still isn’t sure she witnessed a very elaborate fever dream

#I just love to embarrass hob #and I know Matthew isn’t a magpie but the idea of him stealing shiny stuff from dream didn’t leave me alone #he’s a little shit and I love him #hob is also the hottest prof on campus and dream is fed up with all the students dreaming about marrying HIS husband #dream of the endless #the sandman #hob gadling #dreamling fanfic #dreamling #my 2 am writing

[jokrrouttfynn]

Joker Out high school teachers AU

under the cut because it’s a fuck tonne pictures

Jan as - mathematics teacher

Kris as - literature teacher

Bojan as - P.E. teacher

Nace as - science teacher

Jure as - photography extracurricular teacher

#funnily enough no one’s a music teacher #I tried to avoid it #I thought it would have been cliche #Also no fic for now #Maybe some 400 words one shots in the near future? Who knows #Feels free to steal my idea (not the mood boards though pls I worked so hard on them) #joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #bojan cvjeticanin #kris guštin #kris gustin #jure maček #jure macek #didn’t think about making Martin so if you want to feel free to add him #Fynn’s high school AU

[sketchncanto]

Some post-movie Bruno! ✨

This is what I’d imagine his updated outfit to look like— definitely still wears his ruana, but occasionally hangs out without it!

I HC that Dolores and Isabela encouraged him to try different hairstyles to help him feel fresh and renewed after being in the walls for so long. ✨😭

I also HC that he can actually dance—like surprisingly well. I’ll die on this hill

#I know in the depths of my soul that he can dance his little butt off #you can’t tell me he wasn’t in the walls doing salsa with that broom 😤 #he strikes me as the type to steal the stage and then act all shy afterwards #like he didn’t just single-handedly destroy everyone in the room 😂 #let him dance Disney #I wanna see it 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 #my encanto fanart

[petrichormore]

I think when q!Bad says that he wants to kill the president, or that he wants to overthrow q!Forever - he knows that President Forever and regular Forever are the same person. He knows.

When he says “I trust Forever, but not President Forever” what he means is “I trusted Forever when the power balance in our friendship was manageable and not ridiculously skewed to one side.”

What he means is “I don’t want to have to be worried about Forever throwing me in prison, and I liked my friendship with him better when I didn’t have to be concerned about that.”

What he means is “It was easier to trust a Forever without power, and I want to trust Forever again.”

#he knows they’re the same person #when he says stuff like that what he’s really mad at is the circumstance I think #before the elections when bad did something forever didn’t approve of they had a cute little mini divorce over it and then made up #now when bad does something forever doesn’t approve of bad has to worry about forever using his presidential power to punish him for it #and that’s the problem #notice how when forever punished bad for ‘stealing the gun’ and placed waterframe around his base Bad thought it was fun #he enjoyed it even tho it frustrated him. and even tho forever was wrong in his accusation #it’s the federation-based power that forever can wield against Bad that bothers him #not the harmless bickering or the pranks #that’s what he means I think #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #q!badboyhalo

[shortnotsweet]

quick, uncolored practice sketches based on how I’ve been visualizing Daeron in ñuhon by kokuhakutoasahi on ao3. I doubt this is actually accurate at all, and I’ve done like 20 different doodles of this guy’s face in my mind, but I think that he’d have a prominent nose and eyes that carry the sweet sadness you only see in gay European p0rn. This tweet by twitter user @ itadorimaid specifically got me rereading the latest chapters and going huh, best boy? Perhaps. ALSO that hug??? I am side-eying him v hard rn.

#lucemond #aemond x lucerys #daeron targaryen #aemond targaryen #lucerys valeryon #house of the dragon #my art #daeron x luke ig idk maybe bc it is just vibes for now. but the vibes are STRONG ok #if my brother buried his face in my neck and called me adorable then it would be JAIL for him fr #but also daeron is literally just doing his best and for that i respect him immensely #he is probably one of the only normal people surrounded by utter insane family members #give this kid a raise i am begging Aemond #even if he is mr steal your man #i love drawing him tho so more of him to come #also i meant brother in law but u know what i mean #also upon further observation one of the sketches kinda looks like timothee chalamet but i stg that was not intentional lol #bro the ship name is daeluke I didn’t even know whoops

[thebroadstreetdarling]

These screenshots from Blue Lock Episode Nagi are driving me INSANE!!!

Nagi only having eyes for Isagi.

Seeing how close Bachira and Isagi are.

Wanting Isagi to choose HIM.

I hate Nagi he’s such a brat lmaooooo.

#I don’t actually hate him #he’s just so freaking funny #and poor reo!!!! #it’s the love triangle i didn’t know i needed #blue lock #my soccer psychos #blue lock episode nagi #come steal me #not a chance genius #bachisagi #both nagi and bachira are completely in love with this dude #nagisagi

[a-very-fond-farewell]

@amethystina : this was too good not to show you (on the left it’s the original) have a nice day! :D

#sneaky niki #the devil judge #amethystina #(also poor lawyer ko I made him blind in the meme but I didn’t know from whom else Yo Han could steal. he has no friends ;-;) #as I was making this silly thing it has occurred to me that Yo Han possibly sounds like Joan (not sure about the spelling tho) #so basically his father called one son Isaac and the other John #‘the Abyss’.... also known as John #anyway this was to cheer u up and I hope you can get to draw to your heart’s content these days #see u!

[puppyeared]

Maybe together we can make this whorehouse.. into a whorehome

#my brother and I have this curse in minecraft where whenever we settle near a village the villagers always end up leaving #Ever since our pocket edition days and we don’t know why. Even if we like don’t even steal anything from them they will Leave #So we started a server and we settled near a village + our cousin and a mutual friend #And it happened AGAIN. We almost lost the cleric of our cousin didn’t brick him up in his house #And apparently they changed the breeding system for villagers and I didn’t know until I had like 9 doors scattered around the village and I #Was like wtf why isn’t it working.. apparently since the v&p update you need to feed them AND get a bed with 3 blocks above so the baby can #Jump on it. So I made like a house specifically so I can lock them in there and they can. Breed #Affectionately named villager fuckhouse. But the problem is that we only have ONE CLERIC #Gamerule says the villagers will boink if the villager:bed ratio is uneven but again. the curse #And the next village over is 900 blocks and I’m too lazy to make a minecart rail to get our cleric a mate #I feel like the drivethrougg anon explaining this. But it’s 11PM and I have a headache and I want the sweet release of death #Yapping

[slightlyplant]

did you guys see that one rando at the oscars?? literally WHO is he 😭 who let him innn 😭😭😭

#bro when he got up on stage and tried to steal the award from jamie lee curtis i COULDNT #hatoful boyfriend #tohri nishikikouji #i didn’t realize the oscar’s were today until like 2 hours ago so i had to make this so fast #it’s still today in my time zone. i made it. #idk if this counts as unreality but i’ll tag it jic #unreality #i cant wait for the met gala this summer y’all KNOW im going to draw him in such a banger outfit (maybe also falling down the stairs) #my art

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

So that new jimmy solidarity episode huh.

#theories in the reblogs #deer rambles #empires smp spoilers #The old sheriff didn’t want to share his name with Jimmy so in the mean time I’m gonna call him Oz while I ramble #so for starters #I don’t trust this guy at all- he’s been alone in a cave underground for thirty years. maybe even longer. #he taught Jimmy the ways of RESPECT. but looking at the acronym and meanings- I can only see this going poorly #i think he’s legit fucking with jimmy #and and that whole bit at the end with the group- jimmy telling them about Oz and how he taught him respect #only for the group to kill him in cold blood. y’all I think jimmys villain arc just started. #started by this random ass old man under the ground. #other notes include Jimmys hat being named “Wednesday #and tumbletowns former name 30yrs ago being “The ol’ MW #which stands for Midweek Oz mentioned #also as a someone from the Midwest I don’t know how to feel about this. #We’re very polite- so Oz telling jimmy to steal #and THREATEN PEOPLE #Yeah I don’t trust him my radar is going BREEE #solidaritygaming

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

what if I told y’all I got these for $28

#went to an outlets thing today bc my dad has had the same sneakers since I was 12 and they FINALLY fell apart #and he had mentioned a pair he liked but I know he’d never buy for himself #typical immigrant dad behavior of never splurging on himself bc he says the money is needed elsewhere #so i went to buy them for him and these were hidden in the back shelves and they were the ONLY ones left and they were my size and only $48? #when they retail for like $100???? #and at first I was like ehhh cause idk what I’d style the red with but my mom convinced me to get them bc it was a steal #and they’re my fav shade of red!!!! so I was like okay I’ll do it bc I know I’d regret it later if I didn’t #and then while I was checking out the guy was doing his usual spiel and was like do you have a Nike account blah blah blah #and he was like if you sign up rn you get 15% off btw!! #so I was like hell yeah bc all it was is making an account with my email no credit card or anything #and they had another 30% tacked on bc they were clearance or something??? #so they ended up being $28?!?!! #and they reminded me of the Valentine’s Day air forces I was like….i have…to have them….. #GORGINA!!!!!! #+100 LIFE POINTS

[your-local-grinning-cat]

AR Speaks

RIP (but not really) to Dr. Toesfarts. 🥀

Che’nya is being scarily quiet again today except to erupt into maniacal giggles at random intervals…

No idea when it’s going to happen. He’s currently still present in the Tulgey Woods. But who knows how long that’ll last.

I’m not asking. Plausible deniability and all that. Also it’s more fun to be surprised with the rest of you. This time I have my own popcorn ready! 🤣

#hey - you didn’t think I was just some fun hater did you? #there is a reason che’nya chose to steal me and keeps me here in the woods with him #like I may seem unamused most of the time but che’nya knows better #che’nya: it’s like the saying goes - we’re ALL mad here~! #che’nya: AR is no exception! 😸 #che’nya: don’t let them fool you~! #ar: go back to being quiet #che’nya: 😹😹😹 #ar speaks #twst rp #che’nya rp

[plinkcat-gif]

🐯 with rin?

HOW ABOUT ALL THREE OF THEM!!!!!!!!

#i’ve been meaning to draw them as furries for SO LONG #obito’s was hard i wanted to make him Every Single animal #but then i remembered his special interest was bears (according to Only Me) so #kirpy answers #kirpy steals somebody’s style #kakashi #obito #nohara rin #obkkrin #anon did you know i’m hugging you and kissing you on the forehead and shaking ur hand profusely #thank you so much for allowing me to do this #if you didn’t know i love drawing furries SJDJSKDJD

[tovaicas]

estinien’s someone who’s already reached the end point of his character development in EW and genuinely changed as a person, but it all happened off-screen so instead of him having an actual journey through EW like everyone else has done through the expacs (since we’ve been with the rest of the scions since ARR) estinien doesn’t have to go through any development which sucks because it’s a repeat of HW’s problems essentially, except he has even less to do here other than hype Vrtra up.

#saint.txt #estinienposting #plus like I said he’s the guy who NEEDS to have a couple of scenes bc he’s the Scion he know the least and yet they’re adamantly #allergic to giving him any one on ones or group scenes. #he refuses to show up when he’s invited to the party. Thancred steals him in Garle.mald so he’s offscreen the entire zone #he immediately takes off with Vrt.ra as soon as he’s given the chance. they didn’t even give him a linkpearl until Vanas.pati. #spoilers #major spoilers

[agents-are-dicks]

Small rant about my mother/autism:

Obsessed with the fact that my mom insists that her church friend’s son is autistic bc he figured out how to steal from an atm but refuses to believe her own daughter, who has sensory issues, horrible social skills/understanding, has had the same special interest since she was 3, is a “picky eater”, had multiple meltdowns/tantrums growing up bc the environment I was in was too much for me to process, actively enjoys/is calmed by organizing and lining things up, can’t make eye contact to save her life, and had multiple teachers/counselors tell her that I was a bit “off” but it’s okay bc my pattern recognition skills were off the charts which meant I must be some kind of genius! - is. Apparently she even had a a friend at work and a therapist she was seeing suggest it when I was having trouble in middle school but she shot down the idea bc my cousin (dads side- not the one I’ve complained about here) is autistic but only bc her mom smoked during pregnancy and there’s no way it was genetic at all. First of all, have you met your father in law and your husband? Second of all, your friend has THREE autistic children despite never smoking or drinking bc it runs on their fathers side. Do you not think she might’ve know what she was talking about?!?!!?

#it’s just infuriating #that said church friends son is in jail for the atm thing and stalking a state politicians daughter #the politician is a democrat and his family are extreme MAGA republicans so idk what his plans were #but she’d trying to suggest that his autism (which he’s never been even remotely evaluated for) #and his ptsd from his short time in the military are the reasons he did what he did and needs proper help instead of being locked away #like MAM you’re only reasoning for him being autistic is that he was smart enough to steal from the atm- that does not make him autistic! #and yeah he’s always had trouble talking to girls #I fucked up and wore a revealing dress to church with you once and I could feel his eyes on me till we left (it’s a very small church) #I was 15!! he was 25!!! #she’s keeps trying to excuse the stalking by saying he has a crush and didn’t know how to talk to her #I just… idgaf if he is autistic- his behavior was disgusting- your behaviors disgusting #and how can you still not believe I’m autistic but want to use it to defend and pitty him?!?

[asheoninactive]

GUESS WHO GOT HARRASSED AT WORK TODAY

#delete later #I’m fucking #god #I’m so upset #i didn’t do anything to this guy all I asked was how many items he had in his basket #and then he accused me of accusing him of stealing #when all I wanted was to know #and then a customer accused him of stealing #and then he blew up at me accusing me of doing it what she did #and was screaming at me #I #bleh