#and probably plotting for murder

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

#cmon vox we all know the truth #like bffr it ain’t even that serious🙄 #god I love bullying him🤭 (affectionately)🫶🏼 #meanwhile alastor is just confused as fuck #and probably plotting for murder #but he won’t do it cause he knows we’re entertaining☺️ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #vox x reader #alastor x vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin lucifer #hazbin valentino #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious

[joyflameball]

What yougotta understand is that when you're interacting with blogs from a fictional universe, such as the English Willy saga, ya DON'T GIVE THE GAME AWAY. Don't just TELL THEM all the plot. Don't tell them exactly what's happening!! Don't tell them the important names!! Send asks and such but actually think through, how would a normal person respond to all this? How would a normal Tumblrina respond? The answer is YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT FIND FUCKING EVERYTHING OUT IMMEDIATELY. The answer would probably be memes and clowning on things! If you wanna allude to things that will happen in the plot, ALLUDE to them. If you know that someone's gonna burn to death, say you hope the stress doesn't cause them to burn out. Please, my Tumblrinas, learn the art of subtlety in writing. You are not the main character in fictional universe blogs. It's okay.

#cassie rambles #english willy #this post was prompted by me getting annoyed ppl in the comments of the english willy posts were just straight-up giving everything away #PEOPLE. LEARN THE ART OF ''WAITING'' AND ''SUBTLETY'' AND ''YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE'' #like just straight up saying ''yeah that probably means elizabeth! that's probably a murderer's corpse in there!'' #girl these reveals take TIME #the reason the "lisbef'' thing and the ice cream thing work is because we know the plot to fnaf! we know what he's talking about! #we don't need it to be said explicitly! that's what show dont tell is! #and it sucks the wind out of the sails if you just say ''oh yeah that's a reference to elizabeth afton'' #it's like if the op brought up fires and someone immediately said ''oh fazbear frights is gonna burn down btw'' #like NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT GOOD WRITING IS. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO REFERENCES TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL. #the reason saying like ''aw i hope mike doesnt get cold in there i hope he brought smth to stay warm :('' works is because it isn't blatant #i mean if you know hte plot to fnaf 3 it is but if you don't it doesn't break immersion by just telling us the plot #all of this is said lightheartedly #anyway. #LIKE NO YOU IDIOTS!!!! DON'T JUST BRING OUT CIRCUS BABY BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! #YOU'RE TRYING TO RUSH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT BUILD UP AND THE PAYOFF WILL BE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #STOP TRYING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A SIDE HARACTER HERE ADN THAT IS OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heroofspiritsisthebestlink]

Bro at this point this guy’s in like fucking Hyrule or something idk

#murder drones thad #murder drones #WHERE IS HE #Like trust me i get it there’s only so much space for characters when you’re trying to tell a complete plot in only episodes #BUT WHERE IS MY MANS #VHAD DREAM IS PROBABLY DEAD TOO #Maybe season 2?? pipe dream

[01-05-2001]

one day i will write the zero day haunting au ive been dreaming of. cal’s gone and andre’s spent the last 4 years living in cal’s memory. whatever. andre think he’s going crazy when he starts seeing weird shit at night. he gets coffee with eric and does *not* think about how eric and cal have the same eyes. he tries to throw out cal’s old things and it doesn’t work. him and rachel talk, sometimes, that stilted awkward bond of “we both used to care about someone who isn’t here now, where do i put all that love?”. he gets into an argument with his dad and every lightbulb in the room burns so hot they shatter. everything spirals. cal’s dead and cal’s dead and cal’s dead and nothing andre can do will bring him back. are you walking with me here!

#it would be a murder plot. probably. cal’s gone and andre doesn’t know who/what/when/where but all he knows is something isn’t right

[thenugking]

Okay no I've got it. I've said all along Durge and Orin's places could so easily be swapped, that the only difference was that Durge got the chance to start over fresh away from their muder cult, and that I want to be able to spare Orin, damn it. But now I've figured out how to make it work.

Durge and Orin fight in single combat at the altar of Bhaal. (Orin gets a second phase of her fight where she's herself, because she deserves a more satisfying boss fight and also to not just have Bhaal wipe her mind when you try to talk to her about her abusive backstory, jesus fucking christ that was nasty.)

Durge disarms Orin, gets her too injured to fight back, is the clear winner of this fight... and throws their weapon away, because they're not going to kill for Bhaal again. They're not going to continue the cycle of violence they and orin have been stuck in since birth.

Bhaal, of course, kills them for rejecting their birthright. And kills Orin for good measure; she failed, she's not worthy of him, this whole generation is a fuck up and he's better off starting over again elsewhere with a new generation of murder babies who'll actually be competent at this.

And as in the game, Withers comes in, resurrects Durge, tells them Bhaal could only kill the part of them that he knew, but they've changed and grown so much since the nautiloid, and Withers brought back everything that Bhaal didn't know.

Durge asks him--begs him probably, but damnit if Larian's resolving their plot with a huge deus ex machina then so can I--to bring Orin back too.

Except Orin didn't have those last few months free of Bhaal's influence. Everything she's ever done is tied up in trying to please Bhaal. When Withers brings her back, at Durge's request somewhere outside the temple, she's waking up covered in blood, nerfed back down to level one, and with no memory of anything except her name.

And the chance to start over fresh away from the murder cult. Orin can make her own decisions from there. Maybe she'll become the person she was before, maybe she'll be worse than ever, and a new party of adventurers will have to take her down to stop a new killing spree in a few years time. But maybe she'll change, and grow, the way Durge did. Maybe she'll become someone better. Whatever she does, she deserves to have a chance.

#orin the red #baldur's gate 3 #Lee Ravengard Cliffgate Ancunin Dekarios Hallowleaf K'liir #i mean i'm writing for a generic redemption durge in the post but. this is very much about lee. #the dark urge #withers #btw if you know more d&d lore than me and know why this Wouldn't Work.... you can tell me but i probably won't. uh. care that much. #i want my plot to work with the lore but more importantly i want to Not Murder My Sister

[steelycunt]

‘gay retelling of a classic!’ ‘feminist sapphic twist on this greek myth!’ why don’t you write a better book than that. i think we deserve better books than that

#just had ‘jane austen’s mansfield park reimagined as a sapphic murder mystery’ advertised 2 me on IG. and i just think you should write a #better book than that. if you want to write a ‘sapphic murder mystery’ then write it. the fact that you have to lean on existing classics #and advertise yours as a ‘retelling’ or a ‘twist’ or a ‘reimagining’ suggests to me that you are not a very good writer. sorry this is very #hatery but i believe it…just write a new book. a better book. what is the point of writing a gay version of wuthering heights other than it #solves your problem of not being able to come up with a plot because you are not a very good writer. i dont know. i suppose there is space #for anything and should be space for all sorts in the publishing industry but also i hear sapphic murder mystery mansfield park and i think #that’s probably not a very good book. idk. there is excellent queer and feminist original fiction out there without the need to take #existing literature at random and use that as a crutch for some reason… #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[13leaguestories]

Sobbing why are Zillah and Nour so close to the bottom what did they ever do to you!!! The two sweetest cutest most gorgeous characters from your WIPs!!!! They're so hot what are you talking about /lh

I'm putting these two together simply cos they talk about the same thing.

It's not like they came last in a Beautiful to Ugly challenge. Just last in a really tough Most Gorgeous challenge. Like the fact that they're even in a competition with the likes of Sydero and Ozara says they should be grateful to just be here in the first place.

And no, Nour's personality does not make up for it. If you guys had me rank LI's on their personalities guess which two would be at the bottom again. Yep.

#general asks #im dying tho #cos like if zillah was real he'd be so pissed off #i'd probably be getting hate mail every other day #and nour would probably be like “nah it's fine” but secretly goes home and plots how they'll murder me

[steelthroat]

"She who judges me from her throne"

#she's so pretty #and stupid #I would fight entire pantheons for her #she's probably plotting my murder #worth it #steel rambles #“TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT PARAPARAAAAAAA” #she's Sunny btw :3

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

writing this damn trial like. how many times in one arc can i write a shocking development being revealed and surprising everyone. at this point is anyone really surprised anymore. do they still have that energy

#thpff #guhhhhh its past midnight i should go sleepy #only so many times i can write about how the courtroom goes silent as new shocking info is revealed #i dont know how many more sudden silences these kids got left in them tbh #and we have like at least three twists left tbh AUGHHHHHHHHHH #who plotted this damn fic (it was me) im gonna beat their ass (uh oh) #note to self. plot future trials and murder cases better. i do not need to match the same number of twists that the canon trials have #(except that i probably still totally will bc otherwise explaining any single case is gonna be hard affff) #byakuya why do you have to be an unreliable narrator (he has no choice in the matter)

[devondespresso]

rewatching stranger things 2 for steve and kiddos plot and stumbled into one of those high intensity will scenes, and my only thought is how cool thats gonna be in @carolperkinsexgirlfriend 's steddie in the upside down au (i forget if theres an official name yet aslfhdfil)

#i never got as invested in will or el or any of the 'important' characters (except maybe hopper) as much as my silly little other characters #but koko's au? im so so hooked #and its not like i dislike will or el i love when their characters have character moments #problem is half their shit is plot moments instead #id probably watch 9 episodes of el trying to make friends at cali highschool #but i skip all the lab tank brennar backstory shit after season 1 #like all that shit is canonically important to her and yet it doesnt feel important to her. shes more invested in what angelas doing in s4 #than she even felt looking for her mom in s2 #it all feels plot first el second #anyway long tangent to say koko's au has none of these issues and i fucking adore it #its refreshing to be genuinely interested in these plotline that are coneptually solid but i just wasnt invested in when watching the show #so ye cant wait for steve to scream bloody murder in upcoming chapters itll destroy several characters emotionally and i for one cant wait

[mistylakeee]

Sometimes I just think of pre-soc Kanej and how they would just hang out in Kaz’s room all the time simply enjoying each other’s presence *sighs*

#kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #soc #pre-soc #I think about this too much #this is the most wholesome thing ever #they ate dinner together up there #they plotted and solved murders together up there #I want this kanej banter #did he show her ~card tricks~ #cuz I would pay money to read that #kaz is such a dork loser that he probably did cuz he wanted to impress her #anyways

[pochapal]

revisiting the "bodies with no faces" argument to prop up a faked corpse theory is. hrm.

#umineko liveblog #thinking back to the first twilight and how everyone except for two people had their faces destroyed #which leaves you with two options. either suspect krauss and/or shannon or suspect everybody except those two #battler's thinking pushes you to the four but none of the siblings or gohda really indicated the ability to do a murderscheme like this #shannon almost definitely knew more about the witch narrative than she let on #but that makes it clear she was killed by mistake and was probably intended to survive for longer than she did #krauss is sly enough to maybe do the fake death thing #but he's not in on the witch narrative so there's no way he could have done any of this #and there's no way genji would permit number one failson supreme to survive #going to the other four. gohda is not relevant enough for this kind of plotting #rosa's character arc was tied up with maria and not the wider series of murders #rudolf had unfinished business with that 'i'm gonna die' thing we never got resolved #but i think if anything that mystery'll tie into solving the epitaph's riddle rather than the actual murder stuff #and kyrie was a tutorial character there to introduce some of the story's themes #she was a little sly and calculating but her whole thing was about how status triumphs over smarts on rokkenjima #so really none of the dead six fit a culprit profile nicely even if it is plausible

[mutalieju]

just transitioning would not fix Kendall Roy but becoming a rich lady in an agatha christie mystery who gets to dramatically faint when the lights come back on and there's a dead body in the dining room 100% would

#it would fix her #succession #kendall roy #she would be up to some shady shit but not murder but poirot would drag it out anyways before revealing the killer #some inept industrial espionage probably also her pearls would get stolen as a part of an another red herring side plot #other possible career options for post finale kendall: #a cartoon villainess who idk does evil enviromental crimes like has little robots spilling oil at birds or whatever #and is defeated on a weekly basis by a duo of plucky kids and their robot dog #i have ideas but we must go deep #tomgreg are already cartoon villains they can be her henchmen and kendall can keep putting them in funny matching outfits #she could also start breeding pedigree cats and become america's number one catlady

[birchbow]

How is asexuality viewed in society in PoF? Is it considered normal for some trolls to just ignore concupiscent quadrants?

I mean, as an ace person writing an Id-fic sex-drama I'd love to say "oh I'm sure people would be cool about it!"--and to be fair, I don't know that anybody outside your quadrants would care much if you liked sex, as long as you could still Do Your Duty To The Empire? But there is a HARD minimum amount of fucking for trolls and that is: when the Mother Grub's drones come around, you give them your bucket of slurry or you die.

Being sex-repulsed or dragging your feet too much to figure out concupiscient partners is actively putting yourself in danger of being culled--as well as any partners you do find, if the drones show up and you can't contribute. So like, unfortunately no, man, I don't think being ace would go over super well with trolls. And tbh, they're kind of culturally awful to each other about everything, so they'd probably be dicks about it like they're dicks about a lot of things haha.

#The fact that trolls are just baseline assumed pansexual gives the illusion to human eyes- #-that they're at least tolerant when it comes to sexuality if nothing else #but actually the pan thing is just their baseline and they are in fact worse than humans in many ways #to paraphrase tavros's narration RE: being disabled #''you'd love to go be a cavalreaper assuming you aren't culled for your disability first. Or for some other arbitrary reason.'' #like I say this as an ace person: alternia/trolls?? the Fuck Or Die culture that are encouraged to freely murder each other? #probably not ace-friendly. I'd have to do a lot of sucking it up and getting it on to survive as a troll #......if I survived as a troll at all which let's be real I would not. because I am a very soft person hahaa QuQ #There should probably have been several drone seasons in PoF considering how long it's been going but in my defense uhhhh #I was busy doing a lot of plot shenanigans and I just never got around to it haha

[fbwzoo]

Tell Ed I'm proud of him 😍

I told him! He would probably appreciate it except he's been pouting all day yesterday & today bc I put stuff besides arugula in his salad. I was hoping to get a cute picture to add to this answer but alas:

#fbw rambles #my pets #Ed beardie #he's so angry lmao #i also didn't give him any more bugs today so #he's probably plotting my murder #anyway thank you!!!!

[iviin-855]

Imagine a murderbot point and click adventure. It has the perfect kind of inner monologue for a protagonist of these kinds of games and you could have both murderbot and ART make sarcastic commentary on everything

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #plot would probably be more along the line of that one novella with murder mystery than the more action ones #the murderbot diaries #murderbot my beloved