#and recertification

[dustydaydreamer]

"being a lifeguard is fun" they said, chlorine dripping from their nostrils

#I hate lifeguard orientation #and recertification #we just had to practice a submerged rescue #aka grabbing someone from the bottom of a 12 feet pool #while tethered to the surface with your rescue tube on a eight foot string #or standing at the bottom of the pool hoping the person who is supposed to “rescue” you comes before you actually need it #it's miserable

[blueish-bird]

In the narrow hours of the night I will wake to a downpour; through the window see your trashcans shining. I will swaddle myself in your warmest jacket, put on my big rain boots. I will brave this storm for you.

And when I am cold and wet and beyond porch light's reach, trashcans in tow, I will watch the world past your driveway. I will love the way dark turns form to silhouette, how the sound of my steps drown beneath the rain's big hush. I will want to leave you and your trashcans. To wander the earth as all lost things do.

#phrasing inspired by I Will by Mitski #mind adds final lines of Margaret Atwood's Speeches For Dr Frankenstein to the end ('I will not come when you call') but thats a me problem #goddamnit i was trying to write something romantic but it ended up being about religious alienation again #whatever i had a dream about a post with a premise like this so i decided to make it a reality #my poetry #trashcans #(trashcannots) #im supposed to be rushing to finish my CPR recertification rn #meposting #rain

[nell0-0]

Emmet thinking: "Something is srsly wrong with Ingo. Do these peopel have something to do with it? Do they know whats wrong with him? Did they have something to do with it?"

Irida thinking: "God this guy is pushy. Is this what Ingo left behind? I'm not going to stop him from leaving obviously, but if THIS is how he can be expected to be addressed back home..."

Ingo thinking: "Man, I have so much shit to do. Maybe I could get Emmet and Irida's help doing it. They seem to get along."

What did the poor guy ever do to you

Ngl, this sounds like fanfic material. A one-shot at the very least. Too ansgty for me though, I prefer the funny and chaotic.

For context: 1 | 2

#asks #submas angst #miscommunication really is a problem #but anon. have you considered #Irida and Emmet so engrossed on what's best for Ingo #and ingo just leaves them to it while he goes buy a coffee? #he talks with the depot agents and gets his paperwork in order #prepares things in case Lady Sneasler wants to travel to Unova #signs up for recertification as a train conductor #and so on and so on #and he gets back. and Emmet and Irida are still at it #so he just sips his coffee while randomly saying no to either of the two to rile them up #bc he got bored and can be a little sht when he wants to

[aritany]

For the orange game-- tangerine and bronze for Gideon? :)

TANGERINE - Describe them!

gideon is tall (6'1 or 185 cm) and fairly muscular, with shoulder length black hair. he's very... intense looking. strong features, broad browbone, square jaw, etc. he spends the loop day with a black eye because <3 i said so. he likes to wear an assortment of leather and beaded bracelets & is absolutely a doc martens kinda guy. here's laurie's initial impression of him:

It’s a guy, probably in his late teens, with sun-bronzed skin and high cheekbones, long black hair tied back, tendrils escaping and clinging to his face in the rasping heat. The aftermath of what must have been a nasty hit to the face ripples under his eye and over the bridge of his nose, dark purple bruise. Up close, he’s kind of a lot. Flyaway hairs catch the light and glow blown-glass orange, and when he turns, his eyes in the sun are amber and honey-warm under straight dark eyebrows.

BRONZE - What do they do when they lose? Do they lose often?

gideon is a great sport about losing. arguably one of his flaws is that he's too good a sport (to the degree of being a pushover) because he's so paranoid of being seen as an aggressive guy. he is absolutely not afraid of losing and does so regularly. lowkey he's kind of a loser in general and everyone knows it including him because truly what is better than a man who is kind and beefy and also a loser

thanks so much for the ask!

ask me about laurie and/or gideon!

#i'm doing recertification for the day job and answering asks between modules <3 as a reward #ask game #asks #mtik excerpt #gideon norris #mtik

[majorbaby]

i finallyyyyy have access to the french dub of MASH omg

#thank u nav ily nav #this will make practicing for my recertification exam actually. doable.

[haruhar-u]

sigh my first aid certification is expiring soon too

#May just get the recertification over the summer

[guinevereslancelot]

the horrors are horroringggg

#i hate you resume i hate you pdf editor i hate you cover letter 😭 #literally sick to my stomach rn ughhhh #got recertification for child cpr this morning to apply for a job but ughhhh #one of the free pdf editors reddit recommended is not free :( #downloading a new one and my laptop is having a seizure its fine its fine #anyway pain suffering etc #i think i can get the job but at what cost #im a little worried it will be too much for me lol #this has been a shitpost

[nc-vb]

As HSR progresses, I will desperately be trying to keep up with the missions, unlike for Genshin— oh my god, there are still so many I haven’t done there, they’re just so stupidly complicated or long winded and it makes my brain hurt. It ain’t even worth the primos anymore 😭

#BUT HSR HOWEVER #god they’ve been real generous in giving out rail passes #idk if it’s just bc it finally landed but it’s just so easy to get the passes from playing rn #and the stellar jades #honestly I’ve been playing this game so much today when I should’ve been doing my liquor recertification testing #but I’m just having so much fun with this game #and I love the male MC; his expressions kill me when you choose his sassy options #fuck I love this game #✦ jaid plays honkai.

[desperatecheesecubes]

Thinking about how I’m not certified in infant CPR because, and this is true, the place I did it with forgot to order the infant dolls.

#mine #I think about it frequently to be honest #do I know how? yes #it was my recertification that forgot to rent them

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#ccw #concealed carry permit #concealed carry #permit #ccw permit #2a #san diego #range #training #classes #initial #recertification

[jmflowers]

whyyyyy do I always end up with a low-grade migraine on the days when I need to get up and function like a real human being

#heading off to first aid recertification like hey I might need some first aid #personal #migraine life #chronic illness

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[kiradical]

I’m. Gonna. Fucking. Scream.

#yesterday I got a notice for recertification for my housing from the management company #TODAY there’s a knock on my door and someone telling me it’s all under new management and here’s the number to call #🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #like alarms bells are going off because of the notice yesterday but maybe it was like a surprise buy out or whatever? #and my neighbors all gave them the info they asked for so I just followed suit #but like #seems weird right?! #I hate it here #I fucking hate it here #but I don’t think I can go back to Virginia because I’ll go insane #but I might not be able to stay here #and at least in Virginia there’s healthcare and food stamps #I want to go back to bed #personal #poverty

[ssaalexblake]

still slowly reading fma and i cannot Believe fma:b had the nerve to cut that Bradley showed up unannounced in Dublith in a Hawaiian shirt with Armstrong as his valet just to go see Izumi.

Absolutely unacceptable. He was just ~there~ in brotherhood and that's fine and all but why would you cut that! We all know Why he decided to show up there to investigate Izumi, we know full well he was following up a lead on a powerful alchemist who could be a ~sacrifice~

I feel so cheated

#danni reads fma #.. i know Why they cut it bc they cut ed's recertification exit but like Still they should have kept #the hawaiian shirt bit