“Yeah, you see, my boss is directly responsible for my wife getting captured by a dark church of the deep that worships the very eldritch god I took part in slaying several years ago. So now most of the time my wife’s body is controlled by a separate consciousness that comes from the black crystals they implanted in her spine, and that consciousness believes itself to be of a nun of the church of the deep, which means she worships the very dark god that I slayed. And to make matters worse, when I killed the eldritch god it’s blood mixed with mine and now I’m its vessel and I have to resist giving in to its corruption to avoid bringing about the cataclysmic demise of the entire world as the oceans would swallow the land and creatures of the deep would devour and assimilate everything until there was nothing left at which point the hivemind mass of the dark god will spread across the cosmos seeking more worlds to devour. On top of all that, the nun in my wife’s body has my wife’s insatiable libido. and ever since she found out that I’m the vessel of her god she’s been constantly begging me to ‘fill her with my divine seed’ and to be honest the whole thing is making our weekly game nights really awkward for everyone.”
Since I am Very Normal about the Abyssal Hunters, may I kindly request one?
Preferably Gladiia, but if her outfit's too much of a hassle, a Skadi is fine too
Gladiia (or Skadi… this looks a bit like both of them lol)
Once again thinking about how in her new skin Skadi just eats her hot dog(?), wrapping paper and all, before also eating her entire apple. Girl what is wrong with you.
Every once in a while Irene and Andreana get into an argument about whose turn it is to get sandwiched between Skadi and Specter and their arguments turn into fights that turn into something virtually indistinguishable from gay sex. It could easily be both of them at the same time but Laurentina won’t let Skadi tell them that because she likes watching them fight too much
Gladiia is so bitchy this is the funniest thing to me. Know your place
"This is my Abyssal Hunter Laurentina and her partner Skadi."
"Aren't they both your Abyssal Hunters? Why is Skadi not given the Abyssal Hunter title?"
"I don't like her."
Specter is a shark and so she's probably capable of continually regrowing her teeth over her lifetime like sharks are. I imagine that whenever she feels a tooth coming loose she just pulls it out and gives it to the nearest person. At this point both Skadi and Gladiia have a pretty extensive collection. The first time Specter gave a tooth to Irene she never really bothered to explain and she was just like "oh I feel one coming loose" and then pulls out a tooth and gives it to Irene (Here. Have A Tooth.) and Irene is just like a combination of confused and freaking out, until Skadi explains it to her.
One time, in a fight, Specter got hit in the face hard, knocking a tooth loose, so she pulled the tooth out and just fucking murdered the guy with it.